The Syndicate

Justplayingitcool wrote: ↑Sun Aug 30, 2020 4:13 pm

A moment of your time to appreciate the GOATEST of all Radiohead songs.

Master Radishes wrote: ↑Sun Aug 30, 2020 4:24 pm This is a wolfy entrance post.

Master Radishes wrote: ↑Sun Aug 30, 2020 4:25 pm This is a townie follow up post.

Master Radishes wrote: ↑Sun Aug 30, 2020 4:26 pm JPIC is scum.

This is EZ.

Imma sleep now.

nutella wrote: ↑Sun Aug 30, 2020 4:28 pm game just started and i'm already getting lyrics wrong fml


it's the dang copypastas

nutella wrote: ↑Sun Aug 30, 2020 4:41 pm

NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME wrote: ↑Sun Aug 30, 2020 4:39 pm If it’s the “every day I wake up and open palm slam” etc. meme I’m familiar with it

oh i didn't even think of that

no it's actually an unrelated copypasta thing that started with ftf saying "every day I wake up covered in saliva" because of his cats and like mooni and I started saying "every day I wake up covered in [other stuff]"

sprityo wrote: ↑Sun Aug 30, 2020 4:47 pm The only Radiohead song I like is karma police

Hello again everyone

tutuu wrote: ↑Sun Aug 30, 2020 4:51 pm Nanook was sweeping the floor of the castle, when an arm suddenly grabbed him and pulled him into a dark room. Shocked, Nanook tried to scream. However, a finger was gently placed on his lips. MacDougall, looking at Nanook with his devilish and gorgeous brown eyes, gave him a wink. Nanook couldn't endure that enchanting gaze and averted his eyes. He tried to protest: "Y-y-your highness ... what are you doing ... Your father, the King, promised your hand in marriage to Princess Nutella from the neighbouring kingdom. If they catch us like this ..."

"Shhh" whispered MacDougall, interrupting him. "I don't care what they do to me. If I had to choose between breathing and loving you ..... , I would use my last breath .... , to say ..... , I love you ...."

The wooden door of the small dark room they were in suddenly burst open. Princess Nutella, standing outside, was staring at them. Her eyes were blue and cold and merciless, like icicles. She reached for her sheath and placed her hand on the handle of her dagger.

To be continued

MacDougall wrote: ↑Sun Aug 30, 2020 5:28 pm May I slank plz?

dyachei wrote: ↑Sun Aug 30, 2020 5:49 pm what did I just read?

nutella wrote: ↑Sun Aug 30, 2020 5:58 pm

Dyslexicon wrote: ↑Sun Aug 30, 2020 5:56 pm Yeah, me too! Except, don't expect to actually play-play. I'll most likely tunell Nut and call it a day.

Nut is scum, you guys.

guess it's only fair

tutuu wrote: ↑Sun Aug 30, 2020 6:01 pm Town:
Tutuu
MacDougall
Dizzy

I am the Mafia prodigy of the new Millenia. I am here as a guide for all the champs players. They need to learn the lessons I am about to give, so that they can unlock their hidden potentials and let it all out in the finals!

staypositivefriend wrote: ↑Sun Aug 30, 2020 6:54 pm fitter. happier. more productive.

staypositivefriend wrote: ↑Sun Aug 30, 2020 7:01 pm

dyachei wrote: ↑Sun Aug 30, 2020 7:06 pm

Hally wrote: ↑Sun Aug 30, 2020 7:02 pm

dyachei wrote: ↑Sun Aug 30, 2020 5:49 pm what did I just read?

HI DYA

HI HALLY!

dyachei wrote: ↑Sun Aug 30, 2020 7:10 pm

Hally wrote: ↑Sun Aug 30, 2020 7:07 pm

dyachei wrote: ↑Sun Aug 30, 2020 7:06 pm

Hally wrote: ↑Sun Aug 30, 2020 7:02 pm

dyachei wrote: ↑Sun Aug 30, 2020 5:49 pm what did I just read?

HI DYA

HI HALLY!

SUP did you rand town finally? just be honest. i won’t tell anyone

YES! and it feels great

nutella wrote: ↑Sun Aug 30, 2020 7:10 pm

Hally wrote: ↑Sun Aug 30, 2020 6:57 pm

nutella wrote: ↑Sun Aug 30, 2020 4:28 pm game just started and i'm already getting lyrics wrong fml


it's the dang copypastas

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS THOM YORKE AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START SUCKING ON A LEMON ALONGSIDE WITH THE FRONTMAN, THOM YORKE. I SUCK EVERY LEMON AND I SUCK EVERY LEMON HARD. MAKIN FALSETTO SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME FAKE FANS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY LOVE THE GREATEST BAND EVER. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE NORMIES. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE ALBUMS AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF LESS LONELY BY SINGING EM ALL. 2 HOURS 12 MINUTES INCLUDING ADS EVERY mORNING

wait this is great tho

nutella wrote: ↑Sun Aug 30, 2020 7:12 pm


tag urself im literally all of them

nutella wrote: ↑Sun Aug 30, 2020 7:24 pm spf and hally are so much the same person that them playing in the same game feels like cheating. flow aint got nothing on the champs finale

staypositivefriend wrote: ↑Sun Aug 30, 2020 7:27 pm

Hally wrote: ↑Sun Aug 30, 2020 7:25 pm

nutella wrote: ↑Sun Aug 30, 2020 7:24 pm spf and hally are so much the same person that them playing in the same game feels like cheating. flow aint got nothing on the champs finale

we’re actually the same person just switching between accounts really fast

f*ck dont expose our secret like that...

dyachei wrote: ↑Sun Aug 30, 2020 7:27 pm random question but where would this counter be? that tells when the phase ends?

nutella wrote: ↑Sun Aug 30, 2020 7:30 pm you probably didnt do this on purpose but it worked out pretty well imo

Timsup2nothin wrote: ↑Sun Aug 30, 2020 7:31 pm That is singularly hilarious.

Would linking that to Dobby be OGI?

staypositivefriend wrote: ↑Sun Aug 30, 2020 7:41 pm did anyone else roll mafia or just me?

Hally wrote: ↑Sun Aug 30, 2020 7:55 pm good work spf! town won’t ever think scum would post that, so we should be safe now!

Timsup2nothin wrote: ↑Sun Aug 30, 2020 7:57 pm Good thing she didn't mention Ted, we can send him deep.

dyachei wrote: ↑Sun Aug 30, 2020 7:59 pm

Hally wrote: ↑Sun Aug 30, 2020 7:55 pm good work spf! town won’t ever think scum would post that, so we should be safe now!

but who will you discredit?

DrWilgy wrote: ↑Sun Aug 30, 2020 9:34 pm

staypositivefriend wrote: ↑Sun Aug 30, 2020 7:41 pm did anyone else roll mafia or just me?

I rolled rogue. No idea what that is tho.

NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME wrote: ↑Sun Aug 30, 2020 9:57 pm

Hally wrote: ↑Sun Aug 30, 2020 6:59 pm

nutella wrote: ↑Sun Aug 30, 2020 4:41 pm

NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME wrote: ↑Sun Aug 30, 2020 4:39 pm If it’s the “every day I wake up and open palm slam” etc. meme I’m familiar with it

oh i didn't even think of that

no it's actually an unrelated copypasta thing that started with ftf saying "every day I wake up covered in saliva" because of his cats and like mooni and I started saying "every day I wake up covered in [other stuff]"

wait i did the wrong meme fuck shit fuck redo redo

TOWNIE MINDMELD THO

Poison Chan wrote: ↑Sun Aug 30, 2020 9:59 pm Hello! Good morning! I am so hyped about this game, I'll read the 3 pages! ^^ also I love radiohead so very much. <3

Poison Chan wrote: ↑Sun Aug 30, 2020 10:03 pm

NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME wrote: ↑Sun Aug 30, 2020 4:39 pm I’ve been informed recently that I make my reads by flipping a coin, so I’ll be solving this game via RNG.

Woahhh! You were basically me in physics exam. I used to flip my erasers with the option numbers written on the sides. [I know I'm a genius]

NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME wrote: ↑Sun Aug 30, 2020 10:11 pm So my scumreads this game are gonna be LC, Alison (sorry RNG is heartless), nutella (nutella tunnel heck yeah), and herm.

My high confidence reads are gonna be that wilgy (heck yeah), SPF (how could they not be with that name), ted (herewegoagain.gif), Tim, fallen prince, and Sprit are town, and that Alison is mafia (Alison tunnel incoming very sorry)

Poison Chan wrote: ↑Sun Aug 30, 2020 10:14 pm

Hally wrote: ↑Sun Aug 30, 2020 6:50 pm

Justplayingitcool wrote: ↑Sun Aug 30, 2020 4:13 pm

A moment of your time to appreciate the GOATEST of all Radiohead songs.

fake fan!

[VOTE: jpic the poser] aubergine

How could you call him a fake fan for calling Creep GOAT?
You are being a "paranoid android" here, then the "karma police" will arrest you within "15 steps", for if you had also responsible for "fake plastic trees"' tragedies then "you" give me "no surprises" . But if I see you are "high & dry" throughout the game with the information "how to disappear completely", you are the one, who is scum.

nutella wrote: ↑Sun Aug 30, 2020 10:28 pm

NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME wrote: ↑Sun Aug 30, 2020 10:11 pm So my scumreads this game are gonna be LC, Alison (sorry RNG is heartless), nutella (nutella tunnel heck yeah), and herm.

My high confidence reads are gonna be that wilgy (heck yeah), SPF (how could they not be with that name), ted (herewegoagain.gif), Tim, fallen prince, and Sprit are town, and that Alison is mafia (Alison tunnel incoming very sorry)

Hally wrote: ↑Sun Aug 30, 2020 10:11 pm

NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME wrote: ↑Sun Aug 30, 2020 10:11 pm So my scumreads this game are gonna be LC, Alison (sorry RNG is heartless), nutella (nutella tunnel heck yeah), and herm.

My high confidence reads are gonna be that wilgy (heck yeah), SPF (how could they not be with that name), ted (herewegoagain.gif), Tim, fallen prince, and Sprit are town, and that Alison is mafia (Alison tunnel incoming very sorry)

seems legit

[VOTE: alison] aubergine

NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME wrote: ↑Sun Aug 30, 2020 10:11 pm I don’t think I can bring myself to overcome my PTSD and vote Alison again yet tbh so I’m gonna start with [VOTE: Herm] aubergine

NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME wrote: ↑Sun Aug 30, 2020 10:13 pm

Hally wrote: ↑Sun Aug 30, 2020 10:11 pm

NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME wrote: ↑Sun Aug 30, 2020 10:11 pm So my scumreads this game are gonna be LC, Alison (sorry RNG is heartless), nutella (nutella tunnel heck yeah), and herm.

My high confidence reads are gonna be that wilgy (heck yeah), SPF (how could they not be with that name), ted (herewegoagain.gif), Tim, fallen prince, and Sprit are town, and that Alison is mafia (Alison tunnel incoming very sorry)

seems legit

[VOTE: alison] aubergine

Sorry for the ol switcheroo, boo

this entire sequence is hilarious

Poison Chan wrote: ↑Sun Aug 30, 2020 10:47 pm

Hally wrote: ↑Sun Aug 30, 2020 10:00 pm

Poison Chan wrote: ↑Sun Aug 30, 2020 9:59 pm Hello! Good morning! I am so hyped about this game, I'll read the 3 pages! ^^ also I love radiohead so very much. <3

hi poison!!!! it’s good to play with you!!

Heyaa!! I was looking forward to play with you in some turbo but you were probably sleeping at that time.. But heyaa!

Oddmerta wrote: ↑Mon Aug 31, 2020 12:20 am @Hally what do tou think of a world where timsup2nothing amd staypositivefriend are wolves and are using you as a cover of sorts?

MacDougall wrote: ↑Mon Aug 31, 2020 1:06 am Avocados:

1. Alison
2. ColinIsCool
7. Hally
10. Long Con
14. Nutella
17. Samusamu
21. Timsup2nothin

The aforementioned list are the people that if they are town are now obliged to play specifically to get mafia night killed. Please oblige. If your name is here, you have to be so intense and bleeding town that the mafia fear kill you. If you are on this list because you've yet to post please ping me when you read this.

Here are the best and most towns:

12. Master Radishes, you are Philamander, the Obsequious Porcupine. You are in charge of organising the canapes.
15. Oddmerta, you are the Hungtrove, the Beast of the Great Forest of Wally. You have to buy a boat.
22. tutuu, you are Jamilla, the Friendly Cloud. Your job is to pocket me and win this game as mafia for your own self confidence.

I of course am Josephus, the Avatar of Town's Defeat. My job is to solve the game on my own.

If you are on this list is means you are lock town to me and can do whatever you want (preferably just sheep me or make cases so good I sheep you).

Here are the people we should make fight for our amusement day 1 ie. scumreads:

3. DrWilgy
4. dyachei
6. Fallen Prince
9. Justplayingitcool
18. sprityo
20. tedxtr

If your name is not on this list then it just means I think you're probably town but not as town as my three fabulous friends.

tutuu wrote: ↑Mon Aug 31, 2020 1:17 am For the last 7 mins Ive been thinking about nothing other than being flabbergasted at how obvious town Joseph made himsef like dude. Surely theres a towny speed limit on this road or something. Like

tutuu wrote: ↑Mon Aug 31, 2020 1:30 am Town
Tutuu
MacDougall
OddMerta
MasterRadishes (sheeping Mac)

Towny (attempt to toneread, low confidence)
Dyachei
Hally
Nutella

Re: Wilgy: I dunno. They could be town who disagrees with me or something, they could be mafia, like, it would be reaching too thin if I try to force a read here just cuz u ask me MacDougall-sama. Sorry!

I wanted to gut townread Dizzy and Tim too but I think it's cuz I like them and I wanna reach a bit more than I should. It's like, a bias that u have to keep in mind. Not blindly townread ur friends. (Obviously not to say the ppl I chose to gut townread aren't my friends! I just meant there is a bit more juice on there, imo!)

MacDougall wrote: ↑Mon Aug 31, 2020 1:56 am

Dyslexicon wrote: ↑Sun Aug 30, 2020 5:59 pm Wait, didn't I scum read Nut last game when she was town, when I slanked so hard I literally did nothing? So I guess I'll tunnel Tutu instead. Tutu tunnel also sounds cool.

Dyslexicon has "randed town" energy af

Alison wrote: ↑Mon Aug 31, 2020 2:17 am Alright, I've decided I'm not going to get misexed again. Wolves, I hope you have your finger on the trigger to gun me down, because you sure as hell aren't getting rid of me any way else. I've worked hard to clear up my IRL distractions so I can focus on this game, and my WIM is pretty damn high right now.

Let's start with some raw facts.

The following players are town: DrWilgy, Dyslexicon, Hally, Herm, MacDougall, Master Radishes, Oddmerta, Poison Chan, sprityo, SPF and tutuu. You might be asking yourself how I've managed to confirm 10 people as town in 6 pages. If so, you didn't read the game. If you're skeptical about my reads, remember that in nearly half a dozen games on the Syndicate, I've only towncored 1 person wrong, ever. When I get killed N1 for my reads, remember this post and trust everyone I said to trust.

Alison wrote: ↑Mon Aug 31, 2020 2:45 am [VOTE: JPIC] aubergine

I'm sheeping my towncore.

tutuu wrote: ↑Mon Aug 31, 2020 3:04 am i wanted to distance from my scum buddy JPIC by starting a wagon on them, but as soon as mac dougall joined me i swiftly changed my vote to fallen prince to avoid putting too much pressure on my buddy

but its too late, i am now cornered into hard bussing JPIC. my only saving grace is to make this WIFOM post and pretend im being sarcastic when i am in fact telling the truth about whats going on!