The Syndicate

Marge Simpson

Hello, room service? This is Marge Simpson. I'd like a hot fudge sundae. With whipped cream. And some chocolate chip cheesecake. And a bottle of tequila!

Marge Simpson

Mmm~mmmmm

Marge Simpson

Grampa Simpson wrote: ↑Thu Oct 22, 2020 7:17 pm alright, used up all my show lore in the first two posts, let's go

yell at the kids or something

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Bart Simpson wrote: ↑Fri Oct 23, 2020 7:48 am Let's make a contest, who posts less and meaningless wins at Eod

Son, this is neither the time nor the place to be making such antivilla posts.

Marge Simpson

also I will be mourning the death of our squirrel while ingesting litres upon litres of tequilla, like I said

will be back with thoughts on how it went

Marge Simpson

so the emotional pain didn't go away and on top of that now I have a sort of physical one as well

worth it for about 2 hours if you ask me

Marge Simpson

Lisa Simpson wrote: ↑Fri Oct 23, 2020 8:14 am Alcohol leads to violence.

That's noooot true!

Marge Simpson

[VOTE: skinner ] aubergine

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Grampa Simpson wrote: ↑Fri Oct 23, 2020 4:23 pm
Marge Simpson wrote: ↑Fri Oct 23, 2020 4:21 pmsup
being old, hbu

same, but not as old

Marge Simpson

ok gonna have some mediocre takes either now or later

Marge Simpson

[VOTE: Grampa Simpson ] aubergine

Marge Simpson

The reason I voted Grams is because of this post

Grampa Simpson wrote: ↑Fri Oct 23, 2020 2:37 pm
Allison Taylor wrote: ↑Fri Oct 23, 2020 2:30 pm I'm feeling good about Otto and slightly better about Krusty (and I was already a little better than null on him). I'm taking "coming into the thread purely to make Simpsons references" as a null behavior right now, because a lot of people have done that. I think I like Burns' excuse more than Skinner's - having account issues is something that is very rare for mafia members to lie about, especially in a game as chill and laidback as this one.
what kind of issues tho

surely the host tested the sockpuppets before doling them out

I took it at face value being a shade because he had no previous thoughts on that slot. His other posts weren’t any good either and the tone was off.

The mentality behind this post is kind of weird, he’s shading Burns for it but doesn’t really care about his alignment beyond that. What reason did he have to doubt his claim here, if any?

Feels good enough for a D1 vote, haven’t seen anything villager-y since my return.

Marge Simpson

I am 80% sure I know who Bart is and if I am correct then they are probably a villager.

Marge Simpson

Allison Taylor wrote: ↑Fri Oct 23, 2020 1:27 pm Lisa's probably my strongest townread right now. (And not just because she's my best friend.)

weird read. why was she your strongest?

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Allison Taylor wrote: ↑Fri Oct 23, 2020 1:48 pm Yeah, Lisa coming in and going "both of you are town" was what made me townread her.

why's it townie, though?

why not TMI? did those two give you such a strong impression that you thought her calling it out early was townie?

Marge Simpson

Mr. Burns wrote: ↑Fri Oct 23, 2020 2:37 pm
Otto Mann wrote: ↑Fri Oct 23, 2020 2:26 pm Feeling the same way with Burns saying his acct was messed up.

I lumped Burns, Skinner, Milhouse and Hugh Jass as the slanking mafia earlier then boom, both Skinner and Burns pop in with excuse posts.

Gross
Yeah yeah, you had the wolves just jump in your lap...you're a hero...easy game...now what?

Smithers, feed this carcass to the squirrels.

Mr. Burns wrote: ↑Fri Oct 23, 2020 2:42 pm Alisson Taylor and Otto Mann are taking this game very seriously very early...I can't decide whether to sheep them or suss them.

This progression is kinda wolfy a lot more than it is townie, I think.

The fact that Burns replied that way to Otto as if he was town and then considering the possibility of them being scum can be TMI-y. I think the reaction isn't coming from a town perspective.

Marge Simpson

As in, Burns wasn't considering what Otto's alignment was when he pushed Burns for the slank and replied as if he had him as a town read.

Then takes a step back and tries to figure it out?

meh

Marge Simpson

probably didn't kill the squirrel

Bart Simpson
Otto Mann
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Homer Simpson

[VOTE: Mr Burns ] aubergine

Marge Simpson

Allison Taylor wrote: ↑Sat Oct 24, 2020 7:31 am
Marge Simpson wrote: ↑Sat Oct 24, 2020 7:30 am probably didn't kill the squirrel

Bart Simpson
Otto Mann
Marge Simpson
Homer Simpson

[VOTE: Mr Burns ] aubergine
Talk to me about your read on Homer? Is it just because he had meta on Bart?

no urgency in posting to get heat off them, takes game at their own pace

dunno who the player is or if this applies but I'd say it's still a good look regardless of who they are

good enough for D1

Marge Simpson

Mr. Burns wrote: ↑Fri Oct 23, 2020 7:49 pm What?

You think just because someone gets to the thread a little early and you got serious before you turned around twice they shouldn't get to shitpost?

In a game based on The Simpsons??

Where they have gone to the lengths of a Simpsons character sockpuppet account to play with???

You're lucky I stopped shitposting long enough to make this post...and mostly I'm only being serious because my dodgy internet has me in such an ill humor. If I get this shit straightened out I'll probably get right back into character and have you dumped in the green glowing pool out back.

probably the wolfiest post in the game

gave me a chuckle tho

see y'all at EoD

Marge Simpson

I wonder how Burns made a complete 180 on Otto man for...what I assume to be no reason. At least he didn't give any valuable reasons in thread, maybe he thought about it in his head, but from his posts, his switch makes no sense.

Marge Simpson

nvm I won't be there at EoD

I lied

Marge Simpson

Homer Simpson wrote: ↑Sat Oct 24, 2020 7:58 am I have a guess who marge is too and I also think they’re town.

good reads

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Grampa Simpson wrote: ↑Sat Oct 24, 2020 11:36 am explicit anti-town play is a good look?

anti-town play doesn't mean that they are scum

Marge Simpson

Grampa Simpson wrote: ↑Sat Oct 24, 2020 11:43 am
Marge Simpson wrote: ↑Sat Oct 24, 2020 11:41 am
Grampa Simpson wrote: ↑Sat Oct 24, 2020 11:36 am explicit anti-town play is a good look?
anti-town play doesn't mean that they are scum
sure... but you said their play was a good look for them

you're specifically town-reading them based on their posts

"anti-town play doesn't mean they're scum" is an empty retort, meaningless

i think you need to re-read my post on them if that's why you think I town read them

Marge Simpson

Grampa Simpson wrote: ↑Sat Oct 24, 2020 11:49 am EOD is in less than ten hours and you are reading "no urgency, doing their own thing" as town. Three gifs, two of which are in response to direct pressure, and you're "Looks good to me" about it.

i'm town reading them for not tailoring their posts to satisfy their pushers that demand better content

there's no urgency for them to get the voters off them, they're a lurker, they know what's coming for them if they don't improve. a scum lurker would just start solving in order to appease their voters.

if you disagree with that notion then perhaps you should look to do something more important with your time. I'm not arguing that he's locked town, it's good enough for day 1, the read can change. There's a 75% chance he's a town, your case is "he's doing nothing"

good luck convincing people with that one, pops

Marge Simpson

i don't get what's so bad about that read, at most it's =rand

do you have 12 confident town right now and that's why you're also pushing =rand reasoning on why he's scum as well? If not, then why should I scum read them?

Marge Simpson

idk what you're doing here

i am not even voting you anymore, by the way

later

Marge Simpson

Grampa Simpson wrote: ↑Sat Oct 24, 2020 12:23 pm I hadn't considered that Marge could just be roleplaying

villagery

Marge Simpson

Krusty the Clown wrote: ↑Sat Oct 24, 2020 2:13 pm why do you seem eager to put a player in a scum pile simply cuz' you feel their reads are bad?

what out of that post suggested that he did that?

Marge Simpson

scratching the "D1 is the day that the worst posting slanker that has under 10 posts gets yeeted" off my bingo card

Marge Simpson

[VOTE: Krusty the Clown ] aubergine

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The Grumple wrote: ↑Sat Oct 24, 2020 4:05 pm what is "slank"

do nothing at all, or post very little

Marge Simpson

by the way, I recommend that when you want to highlight a part of a post you are quoting, colour that passage instead of bolding it

would help a lot, if you don't wanna do it I guess it's fine

Marge Simpson

Mr. Burns wrote: ↑Sat Oct 24, 2020 4:08 pm If you have a better idea I'll listen. If we have a bad posting slanker that has under ten posts, what do we do with them? How are you expecting them to get worked clear if they live?

let them get subbed

Marge Simpson

ned with the same reads I had and still have somewhere in the back of my mind

such a sucker for that

Marge Simpson

[VOTE: Burns ] aubergine

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Ned Flanders wrote: ↑Sat Oct 24, 2020 5:30 pm Hard claim Mac.

lololololololol

Marge Simpson

i kinda just wanna have a massive sockpuppet guess but i know it's against the spirit of the game

Marge Simpson

i wonder who burns is rn

but yeah, i probably ~never move from them barring massive improvement

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Ned Flanders wrote: ↑Sat Oct 24, 2020 5:40 pm Burns is Ted or Nanook.

solid guesses

Marge Simpson

it seems like this person has a vendetta against you Mac

they think you're pretty BAD

who is it

Marge Simpson

reading Burns' iso with ted in mind and it makes a bit of sense and also makes me laugh a bit

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oh we can speculate about identities, we just can't claim them

okay yeah, that makes sense, i was gonna say that not having the enjoyment of memeing about mains and how obvious they are take away from meme value

for example, i'll laugh my ass off if Skinner is Wilgy or someone that gets perpetually wagonned and actually dies toDay

it's the small things that make me smile

Marge Simpson

Sloonei wrote: ↑Thu Oct 22, 2020 5:38 pm -Try to avoid identifying yourself or forcing other players to identify themselves. Speculation about the identities of players is permissible, but you may not claim an identity or make any requests that another player do so.

Marge Simpson

[VOTE: Mr Burns ] aubergine

Get him and his “hounds” outta here

Marge Simpson

Marge Simpson wrote: ↑Sat Oct 24, 2020 3:59 pm scratching the "D1 is the day that the worst posting slanker that has under 10 posts gets yeeted" off my bingo card

I see in the future

Marge Simpson

When will Syndicate learn that the scum on this site actually care about the game

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