The Syndicate

there is roughly 75% chance for a person to rand town in any given mafia game, and 25% chance for them to rand mafia.

"-Mastermind-Obliterator: Makes Mafia members appear anonymous while in mafia chat. Counts as a Mafia Member. Steals Wincon from Mafia if Mafia wins. Can Obliterate players at night by matching players to roles.
*SECRETS*"

this thing - this thing is an unlimited shot soup kill that can be used unlimited number of times at the same night (i think)

so dont mass claim until its dead. and even after its dead it might be risky? dunno

it is actually aligned with 3p. its not mafia-aligned. so maybe nothing will inherit its anti-claim power. so maybe when it dies we're safe to massclaim and end the game? (force all scum to cc cuz all town roles are listed in op)

Stupid Sexy Flanders wrote: ↑Thu Nov 26, 2020 9:56 pm Tutuu is probably mafia.

If falcon isn't town I reevaluate my entire life.

wrong!

Stupid Sexy Flanders wrote: ↑Thu Nov 26, 2020 10:02 pm

tutuu wrote: ↑Thu Nov 26, 2020 9:58 pm

Stupid Sexy Flanders wrote: ↑Thu Nov 26, 2020 9:56 pm Tutuu is probably mafia.

If falcon isn't town I reevaluate my entire life.

wrong!

Dropping an odds post as your intro? Come on. That's some searching for an entry.
Town doesn't do that.

If I could vote rn, know I would.

its not an odds post

u arent a dictator who decides what town does and doesnt do

Stupid Sexy Flanders wrote: ↑Thu Nov 26, 2020 10:04 pm And Tutuu straight to mechanics eh.

Not a fan

better than straight to wrongly scumreading a townie!

Poison wrote: ↑Thu Nov 26, 2020 10:13 pm

Thundercat wrote: ↑Thu Nov 26, 2020 7:47 pm ill have a present please

Oh me too me too... But will I get one!? Hmmmm.......

Poison wrote: ↑Thu Nov 26, 2020 10:15 pm

Stupid Sexy Flanders wrote: ↑Thu Nov 26, 2020 10:11 pm

tutuu wrote: ↑Thu Nov 26, 2020 10:09 pm

Stupid Sexy Flanders wrote: ↑Thu Nov 26, 2020 10:04 pm And Tutuu straight to mechanics eh.

Not a fan

better than straight to wrongly scumreading a townie!

Cool.
But by your post you're insinuating you know I'm town.
Only scum would know that

Ya busted

But tutuuu randed town 37times. On a streak.

awww u remember the exact number it means u love me awwww

poison lock town

ive never actually seen u be town, have i?

yo guys watch out, poison is actually out of the world with her lying and manipulating skills

whoooos a cute little lying evil manipulator? whooooooooooooooooo? little POISON-CHANNNNNN <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

pat pat poiswon

neat - nice/good

neato - common english phrase that means the same

stat - statistic

"i am ned flanders and i am continually calling tutuu mafia because that will definitely help me correctly gauge her reactions and determine her alignment because i definitely know what im doing!!!"

i wonder if the strat is to never yeet anyone and let the jailer jail every night

at least in setups ive played with this type of jailor that can only work on no-yeets, the meta is to let the jailor jail every night and gather claims. it will be safe to claim for the jailor. although games like that incluse whispers and private chats

altho maybe not good to do this early. maybe mid to late game? if at all?

no this is my first game with him

Poison wrote: ↑Thu Nov 26, 2020 11:15 pm everyone scum reading tutuuu. hmmm... what did she do wrong, I don't remember her getting scum read this early.

idk man haters with their unrealistic expectations

Alison wrote: ↑Thu Nov 26, 2020 11:27 pm

tutuu wrote: ↑Thu Nov 26, 2020 11:25 pm

Poison wrote: ↑Thu Nov 26, 2020 11:15 pm everyone scum reading tutuuu. hmmm... what did she do wrong, I don't remember her getting scum read this early.

idk man haters with their unrealistic expectations

are you depressed because for so long you've been waiting to thrash us and show us how dangerous it was for us to always townclear you early and now when you finally rolled scum you get suspected immediately?

im afraid of the magnitude of mechanics in this game, im afraid of philosophers mafia 2.0, i also wasn't amused by ned flander's posts calling me scum 10 times in a row, having recently completed that personality cafe game thunal talked about in which i was town and the rest of the town chose to misyeet me over a literally mechanically confirmed mafia (like literally. actually literally, no exagerration or joke)

Poison wrote: ↑Thu Nov 26, 2020 11:29 pm

Alison wrote: ↑Thu Nov 26, 2020 11:24 pm You're all overthinking it. Whenever tutuu is town she is super natural and gets towncleared by everyone immediately and always engages in zany roleplays. Her entrance this game was forced/awkward and had a bunch of people feeling bad about it. She felt like she was forcing herself to act like town tutuu more than anything. The reason I feel comfortable clearing her pretty hard early on in most games is because town tutuu is very difficult to comfortably fake as scum, and I think her behavior this game matches up with scum struggling to slip into her town meta.

yes she is not being what tutuu is about. her posts seems more "seriousy tone" if that makes sense.

where is hally to say "tutuu constantly seems to get tinfoiled cuz she isnt being tutuu-ey enough in some ways

my emotions and mood aren't static

Thunal33 wrote: ↑Thu Nov 26, 2020 11:32 pm

tutuu wrote: ↑Thu Nov 26, 2020 11:25 pm

Poison wrote: ↑Thu Nov 26, 2020 11:15 pm everyone scum reading tutuuu. hmmm... what did she do wrong, I don't remember her getting scum read this early.

idk man haters with their unrealistic expectations

Is it okay if I link the MafC game as an example of you being serious as town or would you rather keep it private?

yea

Alison wrote: ↑Thu Nov 26, 2020 11:31 pm did they really do that on perc? that's a tilt

cc of pr between town!nanook and mafia!scirrus

end of day, me and nanook vote scirrus, every other single player voting nanook

nanook flips town jailkeeper

next day i get yeeted over scirrus and i flip vanilla town

Alison wrote: ↑Thu Nov 26, 2020 11:33 pm not sure I buy this "my vibe is off because I hate mechanics" explanation because she wasn't intimidated by radiohead and that had some weird shit in it.

occam's razor is that her vibe is off because she's mafia

that one was closed so i didnt have to worry about it

this one is open and there's so much to take in, and i feel like for open setups u might as well start stressing out from the get-go cuz who knows what u must and mustnt do

thunal and alison might be town. i think their treatment of me makes sense

ned flanders might also be town

i think poison might be scum for this post

Poison wrote: ↑Thu Nov 26, 2020 11:29 pm

Alison wrote: ↑Thu Nov 26, 2020 11:24 pm You're all overthinking it. Whenever tutuu is town she is super natural and gets towncleared by everyone immediately and always engages in zany roleplays. Her entrance this game was forced/awkward and had a bunch of people feeling bad about it. She felt like she was forcing herself to act like town tutuu more than anything. The reason I feel comfortable clearing her pretty hard early on in most games is because town tutuu is very difficult to comfortably fake as scum, and I think her behavior this game matches up with scum struggling to slip into her town meta.

yes she is not being what tutuu is about. her posts seems more "seriousy tone" if that makes sense.

i feel like town!poison would wanna protect me regardless of her read on me, this feels like scum!poison choosing to follow her win condition by shading me over defending me cuz she likes me

[VOTE: Poison] aubergine

i cant vote i got jebaited

Thunal33 wrote: ↑Thu Nov 26, 2020 11:40 pm

tutuu wrote: ↑Thu Nov 26, 2020 11:39 pm thunal and alison might be town. i think their treatment of me makes sense

ned flanders might also be town

i think poison might be scum for this post

Poison wrote: ↑Thu Nov 26, 2020 11:29 pm

Alison wrote: ↑Thu Nov 26, 2020 11:24 pm You're all overthinking it. Whenever tutuu is town she is super natural and gets towncleared by everyone immediately and always engages in zany roleplays. Her entrance this game was forced/awkward and had a bunch of people feeling bad about it. She felt like she was forcing herself to act like town tutuu more than anything. The reason I feel comfortable clearing her pretty hard early on in most games is because town tutuu is very difficult to comfortably fake as scum, and I think her behavior this game matches up with scum struggling to slip into her town meta.

yes she is not being what tutuu is about. her posts seems more "seriousy tone" if that makes sense.

i feel like town!poison would wanna protect me regardless of her read on me, this feels like scum!poison choosing to follow her win condition by shading me over defending me cuz she likes me

[VOTE: Poison] aubergine

Why would town!Poison protect you if she scumread you?

i would be hesitant to scumread my friends coz i'd feel bad if i were wrong

test

what? whats going on

test

can u guys see my post? lol what is this

Thunal33 wrote: ↑Thu Nov 26, 2020 11:40 pm

tutuu wrote: ↑Thu Nov 26, 2020 11:39 pm thunal and alison might be town. i think their treatment of me makes sense

ned flanders might also be town

i think poison might be scum for this post

Poison wrote: ↑Thu Nov 26, 2020 11:29 pm

Alison wrote: ↑Thu Nov 26, 2020 11:24 pm You're all overthinking it. Whenever tutuu is town she is super natural and gets towncleared by everyone immediately and always engages in zany roleplays. Her entrance this game was forced/awkward and had a bunch of people feeling bad about it. She felt like she was forcing herself to act like town tutuu more than anything. The reason I feel comfortable clearing her pretty hard early on in most games is because town tutuu is very difficult to comfortably fake as scum, and I think her behavior this game matches up with scum struggling to slip into her town meta.

yes she is not being what tutuu is about. her posts seems more "seriousy tone" if that makes sense.

i feel like town!poison would wanna protect me regardless of her read on me, this feels like scum!poison choosing to follow her win condition by shading me over defending me cuz she likes me

[VOTE: Poison] aubergine

Why would town!Poison protect you if she scumread you?

i would be hesitant to scumread my friends coz i'd feel bad if i were wrong

(this was my post that got hidden / broken)

Alison wrote: ↑Thu Nov 26, 2020 11:46 pm That post actually looks like scum Poison overextending an attack on town tutuu honestly. The "tensed and is not making proper sense" part is not natural wording for someone trying to express a suspicion. It's like you're trying to discredit tutuu without outright calling her scum (and I don't think you've outright called tutuu scum the whole game, either).

I don't think Poison/tutuu are W/W, but there's one scum between them at least.

Alison wrote: ↑Thu Nov 26, 2020 11:48 pm

tutuu wrote: ↑Thu Nov 26, 2020 11:47 pm

Alison wrote: ↑Thu Nov 26, 2020 11:46 pm That post actually looks like scum Poison overextending an attack on town tutuu honestly. The "tensed and is not making proper sense" part is not natural wording for someone trying to express a suspicion. It's like you're trying to discredit tutuu without outright calling her scum (and I don't think you've outright called tutuu scum the whole game, either).

I don't think Poison/tutuu are W/W, but there's one scum between them at least.

scummy emoji tbh

town tutuu would have gone on a 500 word rant praising me and then written a short fictional story about me as a knight in shining armor slaying poison the evil dragon, or something

no, tutuu is town, and alison is just putting tutuu in a small box with a small label

please, put tutuu out of the tiny box and let her live in a bigger box!

Poison wrote: ↑Thu Nov 26, 2020 11:48 pm

tutuu wrote: ↑Thu Nov 26, 2020 11:46 pm

Thunal33 wrote: ↑Thu Nov 26, 2020 11:40 pm

tutuu wrote: ↑Thu Nov 26, 2020 11:39 pm thunal and alison might be town. i think their treatment of me makes sense

ned flanders might also be town

i think poison might be scum for this post

Poison wrote: ↑Thu Nov 26, 2020 11:29 pm

Alison wrote: ↑Thu Nov 26, 2020 11:24 pm You're all overthinking it. Whenever tutuu is town she is super natural and gets towncleared by everyone immediately and always engages in zany roleplays. Her entrance this game was forced/awkward and had a bunch of people feeling bad about it. She felt like she was forcing herself to act like town tutuu more than anything. The reason I feel comfortable clearing her pretty hard early on in most games is because town tutuu is very difficult to comfortably fake as scum, and I think her behavior this game matches up with scum struggling to slip into her town meta.

yes she is not being what tutuu is about. her posts seems more "seriousy tone" if that makes sense.

i feel like town!poison would wanna protect me regardless of her read on me, this feels like scum!poison choosing to follow her win condition by shading me over defending me cuz she likes me

[VOTE: Poison] aubergine

Why would town!Poison protect you if she scumread you?

i would be hesitant to scumread my friends coz i'd feel bad if i were wrong

(this was my post that got hidden / broken)

then do you feel bad rn?

no, even if ur town, u started it :P

Poison wrote: ↑Thu Nov 26, 2020 11:51 pm

tutuu wrote: ↑Thu Nov 26, 2020 11:50 pm

Alison wrote: ↑Thu Nov 26, 2020 11:48 pm

tutuu wrote: ↑Thu Nov 26, 2020 11:47 pm

Alison wrote: ↑Thu Nov 26, 2020 11:46 pm That post actually looks like scum Poison overextending an attack on town tutuu honestly. The "tensed and is not making proper sense" part is not natural wording for someone trying to express a suspicion. It's like you're trying to discredit tutuu without outright calling her scum (and I don't think you've outright called tutuu scum the whole game, either).

I don't think Poison/tutuu are W/W, but there's one scum between them at least.

scummy emoji tbh

town tutuu would have gone on a 500 word rant praising me and then written a short fictional story about me as a knight in shining armor slaying poison the evil dragon, or something

no, tutuu is town, and alison is just putting tutuu in a small box with a small label

please, put tutuu out of the tiny box and let her live in a bigger box!

why do you think alison would doo that? do you think she is scum?

nope, i think she is town

Poison wrote: ↑Thu Nov 26, 2020 11:53 pm do you think town!alison would put you in a box on purpose?

not sure what you're getting out of this?

yes, i do think alison is town and shes doing what shes doing on her own free will and no, i dont think that she realizes how much shes generalizing and assuming about me, no (because i am town and not scum like she says, or at least used to say up until she decided to side with me for now)

i actually wonder if

poison being so incedibly scummy

could mean shes town

because as mafia and as 3p she has a great tone and gets townread?

but i cant remember if her tone as scum was genuinely that good or we all just underestiamted her and cleared her off of volume

its a bit crazy to think like that though. its more normal if i think "if poison is posting so scummy shes scum"

Did someone say falcon is town? If so i concur falcon town

If nobody said that then i retract

Stupid Sexy Flanders wrote: ↑Fri Nov 27, 2020 12:51 am

tutuu wrote: ↑Fri Nov 27, 2020 12:49 am Did someone say falcon is town? If so i concur falcon town

If nobody said that then i retract

I said it. I also said you're probably scum.
Thats a pickle eh

Maybe for u but not fot me!

Accidental emoji

Why do they keep appearing on mobile

And why are they always so accurate

I am threadspewed town because everyone thinks im scum

Whenever theres a big consensus on someone's alignment that person is >>>rand town, regardless of what that consensus is, from my experience

When a mob gathers up with the pitchforks and torches they can do two things:

1) praise celebrities and idolize them (correctly consensus townread a town)

2) unfairly hang someone on the spot after accusing them of witchcraft (the opposite)

The actual evil people (politicians) know how to avoid basic mob mentality

Stupid Sexy Flanders wrote: ↑Fri Nov 27, 2020 12:59 am

tutuu wrote: ↑Fri Nov 27, 2020 12:55 am

Stupid Sexy Flanders wrote: ↑Fri Nov 27, 2020 12:51 am

tutuu wrote: ↑Fri Nov 27, 2020 12:49 am Did someone say falcon is town? If so i concur falcon town

If nobody said that then i retract

I said it. I also said you're probably scum.
Thats a pickle eh

Maybe for u but not fot me!

Alrighty then.

Any reads so far? Other than falcon

I do have reads other than falcon and they are written in the thread!

nutella wrote: ↑Fri Nov 27, 2020 1:01 am

Alison wrote: ↑Thu Nov 26, 2020 11:27 pm

tutuu wrote: ↑Thu Nov 26, 2020 11:25 pm

Poison wrote: ↑Thu Nov 26, 2020 11:15 pm everyone scum reading tutuuu. hmmm... what did she do wrong, I don't remember her getting scum read this early.

idk man haters with their unrealistic expectations

are you depressed because for so long you've been waiting to thrash us and show us how dangerous it was for us to always townclear you early and now when you finally rolled scum you get suspected immediately?

zing

ZiNg

tutuu wrote: ↑Fri Nov 27, 2020 1:01 am When a mob gathers up with the pitchforks and torches they can do two things:

1) praise celebrities and idolize them (correctly consensus townread a town)

2) unfairly hang someone on the spot after accusing them of witchcraft (the opposite)

The actual evil people (politicians) know how to avoid basic mob mentality

@Alison i wasnt even thinking of u but look i did the thing u wanted to hear! Inb4 u say i faked it because u wanted me to do it and the fact that i display self-awareness over it and the desire for u to see it by pinging u means its not genuine and im mafia

I think that my last post was quite towny

Inb4 getting scumread for calling myself town because thats clearly a scumtell

It is not gross, and it was a silly/friendly thing to say

I do not have high hopes that my alignment, whatever that alignment may be, will win this game, after seeing the posts written in the thread so far...

jesus.

ok.

No, flanders, the game has 5 pages, if u choose to not read my posts thats on u, im not quoting stuff for u this early on

Yes u are. One page is 50 posts is it not? How hard would it be for u to just scroll down and read all 30 of my posts? I can check all of yours in 2 minutes

I did not say it twice i have said it once

These accusations against me are all ridiculous, obscene and nonsensical

Stupid Sexy Flanders wrote: ↑Fri Nov 27, 2020 1:26 am

tutuu wrote: ↑Fri Nov 27, 2020 1:22 am Yes u are. One page is 50 posts is it not? How hard would it be for u to just scroll down and read all 30 of my posts? I can check all of yours in 2 minutes

Would've been way easier if you'd just fucking tell me.

I'll read back in the morning. You're not really all that important rn.

"It would have been easier for me if u requoted ur posts in a 6 page game instead of me reading them"

It would also be easier for u if i wipe ur butt after u take a poo-poo. Would you like me to start wiping your butt after you take a poo poo mister flanders?

"MOMMY MOMMY DOES THE ZIPPER GO ON MY PEE PEE OR MY POO POO" screamed young ned flanders, bawling his eyes out

"On your front, sweetheart, on your front..." tiredly said tutuu, dressed in her maid outfut, her eyes exhausted and lifeless

"I WANT CANDY" screamed ned flanders off the top of his lungs, rupturing tutuu's ear drums

"Shh shh sweetheart, i'll get u candy, i'll get u candy..." tutuu tried to reason with him

"CANDYYYYYYYYY" yelled ned flanders as he escaped his baby cage and, rushing to the kitchen, leaving a poop trail behind him, like a snail.

"Sigh" sighed tutuu, resigned to her fate, as she bended over and pulled out a cloth and started going after ned flanders, wiping his poop trail

Jesus christ 13 notifications

Im not reading shit

Just wanted to pop in and say i have a genius townread on nutella

I came up with an original name for it. I call it too wolfy to be a wolf

Basically i think nutella coming in and perma sheeping (TuTu oBv ScUm LoL) to (oh shit poison scum) reminds me of those games as town where she felt chill and just sheeped nay a care in the world

She can be assertive and high energy but every coin has two sides (which is what the ppl scumreading me due to my meta should realize!) and i think both sides are different from when shes scum. When shes scum shes kinda just ... easy to call as scum, i wanna say?

Tutuu
Thunal
Flanders
Alison
Nutella

Falcon

Rest

Poison

Alison wrote: ↑Fri Nov 27, 2020 2:06 am

tutuu wrote: ↑Fri Nov 27, 2020 12:58 am Whenever theres a big consensus on someone's alignment that person is >>>rand town, regardless of what that consensus is, from my experience

this is a massive lie

It could be false but i am not lying about my experience, because i am town