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by Jet
Sun Sep 17, 2023 11:31 pm
Forum: Previous Rackets
Topic: So ye wants to be a Pirate?
Replies: 240
Views: 5514

Re: So ye wants to be a Pirate?

Perhaps I be confused. But I thought Errol was callin' Ronan suspicious fer votin' fer the stars. So I defended me cap'n fer this. But clearly wha' I thought was happenin' wasn't? Cause now I be a wanderin'. I jus' felt 'twas odd t' say me cap'n was suspicious fer somethin' like that. So I voted fer 'im. I didn' bother layin' anythin' out about it 'cause Noone reacted t' wha' I had said about it anyway. Me apologies t' Errol if I am mistaken 'n misunderstood 'im. Maybe sobriety be a course I shall lay down fer meself. The grog ain't me hearty tonight.
by Jet
Thu Sep 14, 2023 2:18 pm
Forum: Previous Rackets
Topic: So ye wants to be a Pirate?
Replies: 240
Views: 5514

Re: So ye wants to be a Pirate?

Ronan wrote: Thu Sep 14, 2023 9:18 am
Iggy wrote: Thu Sep 14, 2023 8:01 am
Ronan wrote: Thu Sep 14, 2023 12:28 am
Errol wrote: Wed Sep 13, 2023 8:06 pm A night owl is I. So the stars 'twill be.
Arr, ye claim to be a night owl, do ye? And ye speak of the stars as if they be yer guiding lights? Well, I must admit, those words do raise me brows a bit. Ye see, a true pirate be more likely to say, "A night owl am I, so by the moon's pale glow, we'll set sail and seek our plunder."

But stars, they be the stuff of poets and stargazers, not the salty souls of the sea. Pirates, we be guided by the moon's silver path on the water, the creakin' of a ship's timbers, and the distant call of land ho. So, me heartie, if ye be true to the pirate's life, ye'll need to adjust yer celestial bearings a bit. But fear not, for the sea has a way of teachin' even the most landlubberish of us its secrets..
But you voted for the stars yourself, dint ya?

I’m a wee bit confused by you lecturing someone on that which ye did yourself.
Arr, ye've caught me in a bit of a conundrum, I'll admit. It be true that I've been known to scoff at starry-eyed talk of celestial matters. But ye see, I be on a new course, one where I'm tryin' to clean up me act and leave the grog behind.

So, while I may have been a hypocrite in the past, I'm takin' these steps toward a better, more sober life. And sometimes, when a pirate's been adrift in grog-soaked madness for so long, he can't help but look to the stars for a bit of guidance and clarity. It be a sign that even the saltiest of us can change our ways, me matey. So, let's navigate these uncharted waters together, and mayhaps we'll find a new appreciation for the night sky.
Well if ye be guilty by trustin' the path o' the stars so be I. Stars they guide the path 'n the moon gives up lovely complexion t' light our way 'n soothe our souls. I find it suspicious t' claim a night owl or pirate doesn't use the stars. The stars maybe the stuff o' poets fer sure but they also be our sign posts. The tales the tell point our direction 'n we leave the meanin' behind those tales t' those Greeks 'n thar scallywags. T' cast shade on ye and yet vote the same seems mighty strange t' me.
by Jet
Thu Sep 14, 2023 2:06 am
Forum: Previous Rackets
Topic: So ye wants to be a Pirate?
Replies: 240
Views: 5514

Re: So ye wants to be a Pirate?

Ronan wrote: Wed Sep 13, 2023 9:59 pm
Jet wrote: Wed Sep 13, 2023 9:43 pm I am honored t' be asked fer such a role. I say aye 'n will surely keep ye on the straight. No sweet rum, siren, or thief will get ye Cap'n, nah wit' me cutlass 'n true vision at yer hand. Plus some good natured mayhem 'n loot speak t' me soul.
Arr, me hearty, I appreciate yer interest in joinin' me crew, but I've got a bit of a warnin' to share. Ye see, I've got this tradition as Captain Jack – the first mate takes only a quarter of the loot that the captain finds. It be a long-standing code among pirates, and it keeps the crew in line.

Now, I don't be doubting yer loyalty or skills, but I want to be clear about the terms from the get-go. If ye be lookin' for a more generous share, it might not be the right fit for ye. But if ye be willin' to stand by me side and uphold the pirate code, then together we'll sail to riches and adventure beyond yer wildest dreams. So, what say ye, me matey? Will ye be willin' to accept these terms and join me crew?
Aye, these terms be fair. Mutiny be often treasures foul weather scallywag. Its the adventure or mayhem i be aft ..as long as I got the gold t' buy a meal that sticks t' the ribs 'n rum finer than wine. I accept n' my blade be yers.
by Jet
Wed Sep 13, 2023 9:43 pm
Forum: Previous Rackets
Topic: So ye wants to be a Pirate?
Replies: 240
Views: 5514

Re: So ye wants to be a Pirate?

I am honored t' be asked fer such a role. I say aye 'n will surely keep ye on the straight. No sweet rum, siren, or thief will get ye Cap'n, nah wit' me cutlass 'n true vision at yer hand. Plus some good natured mayhem 'n loot speak t' me soul.
by Jet
Wed Sep 13, 2023 7:02 pm
Forum: Previous Rackets
Topic: So ye wants to be a Pirate?
Replies: 240
Views: 5514

Re: So ye wants to be a Pirate?

Ye be right about the grog. It has a part in this fer sure. The village scallywags still 'ave no sense o' fun. I will say this i learned why feathers be nice fer beddin. Sadly can nah say the same fer tar. Although I do enjoy paintin wit' it, mighty pretty.
by Jet
Wed Sep 13, 2023 3:34 pm
Forum: Previous Rackets
Topic: So ye wants to be a Pirate?
Replies: 240
Views: 5514

Re: So ye wants to be a Pirate?

Ahoy! Me buckos, I 'ave docked with ye within an inch o' me life. The village scallywags 'n thar lawman had me locked up fer disorderly conduct. Might 'ave been disorderly t' 'em but was great fun fer meself. Jus' a word o' advice becareful when handlin' chickens 'n tar while drunk. Might be more then ye bargained fer.

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