The Syndicate

That's a good one. I like the Mario Bros. vs. the Wright Bros.

Maybe vote out LC and Sloonei for their bad post office experience.

Quin wrote: ↑Wed Oct 04, 2017 4:52 pm
Marmot wrote: ↑Wed Oct 04, 2017 4:43 pm I just made some coffee and poured it over ice cream.
that is an affogato, sir.

That's Italian for "Waste of coffee."

Gotham.

I consider Catch Without Arms to be almost as good.

Love that album.

I'm having a bourbon. I now work after work and then cook and then work some more.

Poetry.

Gorilla warfare. Nice.

Long Con wrote: ↑Wed Sep 27, 2017 1:48 pm Oh, I see Epignosis was #93 in a previous life... and he was #69? Is that verified?

Epi, are you an Odd again?

Odd? Again? That would imply that I was odd before, which is extremely offensive.

You need fucking sensitivity training, my friend. You heard me. Fucking Sensitivity Training.

Do you just greet your food truck customers with that shit? "Hey, odd guy, what can I get for you? Would you like an irregular hot dog? How about an abnormal funnel cake? No? Ah, you are truly a bizarre one, and only want the craziest thing imaginable! We have for you something seriously fucked up from down south... a deep fried candy bar."

I just can't believe people like you exist. Going around asking if someone is ODD...AGAIN.

Look, I try to treat people with respect. I really do. I don't have problems with anybody because of it. Golden of all people can tell you how reasonable I am during political discourse. I don't try to intentionally anger people over their diets to gain an advantage (just ask MovingPictures07). And I certainly never advocate the lynching of anybody without giving a thorough consideration to anything the other person has to say.

But you wouldn't understand any of that, would you, Long Con?

You just want to attach labels to people.

I hope your food truck breaks down, and that the only mechanics available wherever you are located are... Odd.

Jackofhearts2005 wrote: ↑Wed Sep 27, 2017 1:40 pm I'd be okay with lynching Epi today.

Oh would you now? Why? Is it because your name is synonymous with "shit?"

As in, "You don't know jack?"

I get you.

There's been so many bad ass Jacks.

Jack Nicholson.

Jackie Chan

(He's so bad ass, he will kick your ass before you can even point out his name is "Jackie")

Jack of Blades

Even Jack Frost found his fucking carrot.

You? You are not one of them. You are not even approaching the same echelon as those guys.

You are JackofHearts...2005.

Meaning there were 2004 more people who wanted that name before you could get it, and it's just so sad, thinking of you entering each number in succession, each number in hopeful succession, you know, 1, and then 2, and then 3, and then 4, and eventually you made it into the 90s, thinking you would finally have your AOL account ready to go so you could "check your mail," only to realize that the person you thought was the greatest love interest you ever had was actually some sad lonely fisherman living in the Klondike and dealing with hypothermia (he was JackofLondon1, right?)

2005. That's a lot of sad Jacks in this world, and I'm sorry I have to share a planet with all of them.

So you're happy lynching me?

You don't know me. You don't even know your damn self. Jack.

That's a good idea.

colonialbob wrote: ↑Mon Sep 25, 2017 10:48 pm
Epignosis wrote: ↑Mon Sep 25, 2017 10:42 pm I stopped having fun when I died the first time.
I feel like you probably signed up for the wrong game then?

(Granted I'm probably not the right one to say that)

I loved my first role. At this point, I've lost momentum and don't really care what happens between now and...2019?

Long Con wrote: ↑Mon Sep 25, 2017 10:44 pm Wait wait, how does that equate to me having to die??

I've died more than anyone else in this game. I just died last night. What's your deal, man?

Ah. Dying more than anyone else means you shouldn't die again. Noted.

Long Con wrote: ↑Mon Sep 25, 2017 10:36 pm
Epignosis wrote: ↑Mon Sep 25, 2017 10:34 pm
Long Con wrote: ↑Mon Sep 25, 2017 9:59 pm Sounds like you dislike Feudy more than you dislike Ricochet!

Is that wise?
I don't care. What's the worst that happens to me? I die and come back to life? Oh deary me. The horror!
Someday you may die the True Death, and be lost to the tattered pages of history...

Which is why you and Family Feud must die.

Keep in mind that I never signed up for this game intending to win it.

I signed up to have fun.

I stopped having fun when I died the first time.

Long Con wrote: ↑Mon Sep 25, 2017 9:59 pm Sounds like you dislike Feudy more than you dislike Ricochet!

Is that wise?

I don't care. What's the worst that happens to me? I die and come back to life? Oh deary me. The horror!

If Mr. Family Feud fell down a flight of stairs and never walked again, I would help him up, and then push him down the next flight.

Malkobich

Jackofhearts2005 wrote: ↑Fri Sep 22, 2017 10:57 pm @Epignosis

Wat are you doing?

You haven't shown up in a Chatzy with me yet. Do you have a strategy or are you coasting until closer to end game?

I'm an idiot is what I am.

I understood the question just fine.

Long Con wrote: ↑Tue Sep 19, 2017 12:03 am Wha? Why kill me?

I didn't do a damn thing to you.

Lynch Eloh and someone kill Long Con.

juliets wrote: ↑Mon Sep 18, 2017 9:39 pm So let me try this again, why the vote for Elo? She doesn't even seem to be playing.

She isn't. Give the lady a better role.

DrWilgy wrote: ↑Sat Sep 16, 2017 8:17 pm We must murder speedchuck

I recommend a tie between Eloh and speedchuck.

I don't like my role very much (haven't even been using it), but I'd rather Eloh go before me.

Made wrote: ↑Sat Sep 16, 2017 3:38 pm I would like to change my vote but it's not letting me. Anywhoozies Epi's mafia, and i would like to vote for him.

If you want to vote for me, you'll have to refresh the page.

speedchuck wrote: ↑Fri Sep 15, 2017 9:55 am
juliets wrote: ↑Fri Sep 15, 2017 6:31 am Good morning everyone! Two questions this morning: one, Epi why are you voting for Elo? Speedchuck, why do you want to vote for Quin? Thanks.

Quin wrote: ↑Wed Sep 13, 2017 10:48 pm I feel bad though.

I don't.

Please lynch my wife next.

G-Man wrote: ↑Fri Sep 08, 2017 5:19 pm THE GAME is the personification of the god complex that comes with hosting. He is sarcastic, malicious, and antagonistic. But THE GAME is not a way for me to trash talk you players.

So...you owe me royalties for how long now?

I'll say this only, because I believe it's on topic. If you expected to stay in a role you had at this stage of G-Man's monstrosity, you had another thing coming.

And I'll say this more:

G-Man didn't deserve the lashing he got. Unless you have full knowledge of his setup, you cannot initially and definitively say whether something was wrong, but even if you could, do you think the host is trying to cheat you? G-Man isn't a cheater. Even if people were put off by his persona, we all know the man behind the persona, and that man is an honorable man. Lashing out at the host like this makes it uncomfortable for the other players. Please please please contact the mediator when there is a conflict between between you and the host.

I guess what I'm trying to say is, "Hate the GAME, not the players."

Jackofhearts2005 wrote: ↑Thu Sep 07, 2017 10:37 pm
Epignosis wrote: ↑Thu Sep 07, 2017 9:50 pm
Sloonei wrote: ↑Thu Sep 07, 2017 9:38 pm didn't we all talk about ensuring that everyone dies at some point in the early going of this game? where do we stand on that strategy now?
I just wanted unvarying goodie the happy people sing.
Epi claiming 69? Yeah, he's pretty old, isn't he? I'd buy it.

vlei you.

Jackofhearts2005 wrote: ↑Thu Sep 07, 2017 10:30 pm
Epi, you think Eloh killed you, eh?

Miro. Negatory. bending Uh-uh.

Sloonei wrote: ↑Thu Sep 07, 2017 9:38 pm didn't we all talk about ensuring that everyone dies at some point in the early going of this game? where do we stand on that strategy now?

I just wanted unvarying goodie the happy people sing.

Rumpelstiltskin lynch my wife.

SVS could have a stream train.

Elohcin wrote: ↑Mon Sep 04, 2017 6:22 pm
G-Man wrote: ↑Mon Sep 04, 2017 4:39 pm
speedchuck wrote: ↑Mon Sep 04, 2017 4:01 pm I think player #69 is in their late 30s or higher. Just based on their musical taste.

If they are the ones selecting the songs for the singalongs
PROVIDE ME EXAMPLES OF GENUINELY SEXY SONGS FROM THE LAST 20-25 YEARS. SUBMIT ANYTHING I DEEM NOT SEXY ENOUGH AND YOU WILL BE PUNISHED.

HA-HA! HA! HA!
G is in his 30's.

G-Man wrote: ↑Mon Sep 04, 2017 6:09 pm
SPEAKING OF THE SING-ALONG, THERE ARE JUST 4 HOURS LEFT FOR THE REST OF YOU CONTESTANTS TO SEND IN YOUR SUBMISSIONS.
I'm too sexy for that song, too sexy for that song
So sexy in my thong.
And I'm too sexy for this contest, too sexy for this contest
I'll always be best.

'Cause I'm a hot momma, you know what I mean
And I did my hubby this mornin'
Yeah, this mornin'
Oh this mornin', yeah
I pleased my sexy man this mornin'

Hell yeah Fictional Moustache discontentment.

juliets wrote: ↑Sun Sep 03, 2017 9:57 pm I don't know when I happy again. Maybe never. I have to talk like to talk like until normanent this game didn't know if it's again. Maybe never. I can speak not have this until this game. So I have to fail furthe game. So I don't know when I don't make that ally again. Maybe never. So I can speak notice. I am notice. I feel like that all. I am notice. I am not have to talk like someones want this until furthe game. So I don't know when I don't.

Mock Turtle know how you feel.

Sounds like a RIO album.

Grandma? Are we spitting game to grandma?

G-Man wrote: ↑Thu Aug 31, 2017 8:27 am
Epignosis wrote: ↑Thu Aug 31, 2017 12:27 am https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internati ... unt_Number
INCORRECT. THE LINK EPIGNOSIS POSTED DIRECTS YOU TO INFORMATION ABOUT IBAN NUMBERS. THE POLL OPTION REFERS TO I-BAN NUMBERS. THAT HYPHEN MAKES ALL THE DIFFERENCE. IBAN VERSUS I-BAN. SEE THE DIFFERENCE? ONE IS INTERNATIONAL FINANCE AND THE OTHER IS RECREATIONAL MATHEMATICS. LOOK UP BAN NUMBERS AND YOU WILL BE ON THE RIGHT TRACK.

ONCE AGAIN YOU HUMANS SUCCEED AT DISAPPOINTING ME. DETAILS! DETAILS! THOUGH, TO BE FAIR, SOME RESOURCES DON'T USE THE HYPHEN. AH WELL. I DO, SO YOU MUST CONFORM TO MY METHODS OR FAIL SPECTACULARLY.

What if I was trying to be misleading?

speedchuck wrote: ↑Thu Aug 31, 2017 12:35 am
Quin wrote: ↑Wed Aug 30, 2017 11:10 pm I have been sexy-sing-alongified. I live at home with parents and 3 siblings, none of whom ever leave the house, and all of whom would love an excuse to make a mockery of me were they given the opportunity. Good joke.

Spoiler: show
I don't mind to shit on this role of G-Man's, I just can't bring myself to participate in something like this due to my own issues. I'm also just really not comfortable putting my voice online (as stupid as that sounds)

Any way you can pass it back to me? What song we talking?

It's "The Revealing Science of God."

Links automatically become URLs.

Gobless Marmot.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internati ... unt_Number

I would much rather lose DDL's role sooner rather than later.

Dragon D. Luffy wrote: ↑Mon Aug 28, 2017 9:59 pm
Simon wrote: ↑Mon Aug 28, 2017 9:03 pm *YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!*

That was me doing the high note on Let's Get it On.

Epi, you are a cheater.

I just saw this. That wasn't Simon on the recording. He wanted to replicate the high note in a post on here upon me letting him hear the song. The face (I imagine) is not an angry guy, but more like a soulful preacher singing the high note. The recording was 100% me.

G-Man wrote: ↑Tue Aug 29, 2017 10:50 pm DEADLINES. HMM. DEADLINES...

THIS PARTICULAR BATCH OF POST-PRIMATES SEEMS EITHER IGNORANT TO THE CONCEPT ALTOGETHER OR YOU SIMPLY REJECT THE IMPORTANCE OF THEM. THIS WILL NOT LOOK GOOD ON MY REPORT TO THE GENERAL. NO, IT SHALL NOT LOOK GOOD AT ALL I'M AFRAID.

OR MAYBE YOU JUST DON'T LIKE GAMES? EXTRA-CURRICULAR ACTIVITIES? RANDOM ACTS OF FUN? ME?

AH WELL, CONGRATULATIONS TO ELOHCIN, THE ONLY PARTICIPANT IN TODAY'S SEXY SING-ALONG. SHE IS NO LONGER AN ELIGIBLE LYNCH CANDIDATE FOR BEING THE ONLY ONE WHO BOTHERED TO TRY. SHE ALSO WON THE PRIZE.

EVERYONE SELECTED FOR TODAY'S SING-ALONG BESIDES ELOHCIN IS FAIR GAME AGAIN. SO SAYETH THE GAME. PERHAPS WE'LL START GIVING YOU FALLIBLE FLECKS OF FLESH MORE TIME FOR THESE THINGS. OR MAYBE I SHOULD LET JOHNSON AND SHARP COMPETE FROM THE OUTSIDE. YEAH, THAT'S THE TICKET!

AND AS FAR AS THE ENIGMA CHALLENGE GOES, I WILL ADMIT TO MAKING IT PROBABLY TOO HARD FOR YOU HUMANS TO SORT OUT. THEN AGAIN, YOU DON'T SEEM TO HAVE MUCH INITIATIVE, AS EVIDENCED BY THE SING-ALONG. I WAS GOING TO GIVE YOU A HINT BUT NOW YOU'VE JUST MADE ME ANGRY. MAYBE I'LL BRING THE NEXT ONE DOWN TO YOUR COLLECTIVE LEVEL BUT DON'T COUNT ON IT. I'M QUICKLY RUNNING OUT OF PATIENCE AND MERCY FOR YOU.

I'm dying.

Sucks if you're 10, 30, 40, 60 or 70.

Or 1-9.

Or a lot of numbers really.

insertnamehere wrote: ↑Sun Aug 27, 2017 11:21 pm like jesus or kevin garvey, I will rise from the dead in the morning.

Jesus took Chicka Chicka 1, 2, 3 days.

speedchuck wrote: ↑Sat Aug 26, 2017 11:03 pm Would have helped if I'd ever heard "Let's Get It On" before yesterday. Hmph. I'm young.

You were probably conceived because of it.

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