The Syndicate

I'm still looking at it in disbelief.

I have the entire house to myself for several hours, which means recording time without noise.

My brother the trucker called complaining about Mom. My supper took forever to cook. I burned my mouth when I ate the supper.

My ASIO (audio stream input/output) refused to load the first three times. My DAW (digital audio workstation) crashed twice.

Finally, when everything was all set and all my aggravations seem to have paid off, my boom stand broke in two when I moved it. It's made of metal, and the main part folded in two like a Fruit Roll Up. I have never witnessed such a thing occur.

I'm so pissed at my evening.

You should throw ink in somebody's face.

bea wrote:Epi - 12 IPA's? 12 PBR's? Shot of bourbon? two fingers? three fingers? Half a tumbler? Ice? Neat? THESE QUESTIONS MATTER!!!!!!!

I mostly drink Miller Lite with an occasional Samuel Adams or whatever I feel like. The bourbon is on the rocks, and I don't measure it. I just pour it in the damn glass.

Lightweight.

The last time I drank I had about 12 beers and a bourbon.

That was yesterday.

Mongoose wrote:

Elohcin wrote:Y'all are hilarious. And Bea you are sweet to keep encouraging Epi to get me a DW. I only wish it were possible :/

Eloh, could you get an elephant to help you with them, like on The Flintstones?

Hey, easy with the fat jokes.

I just burned the hell out of my hand. I use my pans in the oven sometimes and I grabbed the handle of this one while stirring.

Owwie.

My tests are open book and open note. There is no extra credit. You have to be a loser to fail me.

It's that time of year again for me...

"Mr. Brown...what can I do to bring up my grade?"

"BUILD A TIME MACHINE AND GO BACK TO THE DAY YOU WERE FUCKING AROUND."