The Syndicate

You give spankings to your kids and ice cream to your wife.

Or is the other way around?

G-Man wrote: ↑Fri Oct 26, 2018 10:25 pm

Epignosis wrote: ↑Fri Oct 26, 2018 9:57 pm Are you in charge of this G?

No. At least I don’t think so. I just like making lists.

And checking them twice?

Are you in charge of this G?

I like giving stuff away. I'm like a poor Oprah.

nutella wrote: ↑Fri Jan 05, 2018 5:38 pm
Glad the coffee's good eloh!

I took revenge for my toffee.

dunya wrote: ↑Thu Jan 04, 2018 8:48 pm

Epignosis wrote: ↑Thu Jan 04, 2018 8:47 pm

JaggedJimmyJay wrote: ↑Thu Jan 04, 2018 8:21 pm Milk Chocolate Plain > Mega Peanut > Peanut > Crispy > Peanut Butter > Coconut > Pumpkin Spice > Pretzel > Strawberry Nut > Almond > Gingerbread > Chili Nut > Mint > Dark Chocolate Peanut > Dark Chocolate Plain > Caramel

And every single one of them a sandwich.

you make an m&ms sandwich?

No.

JaggedJimmyJay wrote: ↑Thu Jan 04, 2018 8:21 pm Milk Chocolate Plain > Mega Peanut > Peanut > Crispy > Peanut Butter > Coconut > Pumpkin Spice > Pretzel > Strawberry Nut > Almond > Gingerbread > Chili Nut > Mint > Dark Chocolate Peanut > Dark Chocolate Plain > Caramel

And every single one of them a sandwich.

So I've had everything in my package.

The hot sauce is almost halfway gone.

The BBQ sauce was excellent- I slathered it over my grilled pork chop the other night.

The lusty mustard is probably the best mustard I've ever had. It's hotter than the damn hot sauce though. Wowzers. I'm having a sandwich with it right now.

Eloh ate all my toffee (so it wouldn't tempt her later).

I have determined the contents of the Ziploc bag.

It's toffee.

I don't have much of a sweet tooth, but I am fond of a good toffee.

Therefore, I could vacation in that bag.

speedchuck wrote: ↑Sat Dec 23, 2017 10:38 pm
I guess I don't have to post a picture of my package, now!

Good thing. Many men have gone to jail for that sort of thing.

Well, what I got made me angry.

Yes, angry.

Angry because I was just at the grocery store and did not buy pork.

What I got needs pork.

Yes, pork.

Particularly ribs.

And pork was on sale.

But I didn't buy any.

So I can only look forward to the Ninja BBQ sauce (I see what you did there, you sly blooper).

I already consumed about a fourth of the hot sauce on my homemade nachos tonight. It was unexpectedly sweet and predictably delicious.

There's some unidentified dessert in a Ziploc bag, but I haven't sampled any, so I do not yet know if I want to live in that bag.

Then there's the matter of the horny mustard. I did not know mustard made people horny, but that's what people who didn't have the Internet believed, and now the Internet says it's true.

I'm going to slather Eloh up with the mustard and give her the old "seventh inning stretch."

nutella wrote: ↑Wed Dec 13, 2017 8:19 pm Aww Eloh you're welcome! Glad it arrived safely and great picture.

Gal hated coffee until six months ago. Now she's a damn addict.

I am now officially excited about this.

nutella wrote: ↑Sun Nov 19, 2017 6:53 pm If nobody else volunteers to run this I maybe would but I'm not entirely sure how it's been set up in the past?

Figure out who is participating.

Assign each participant another participant (protip: Give yourself the richest person).

Profit.

I know we'd participate. I'll make sure whomever I draw gets theirs before February or March the next year. Promise this time.

I'm slow as Christmas.

That's one of those things where a boy and a girl pees in it and they're married.

I don't want to knock other cultures, but damn, when your fertility god also happens to be your trickster god...that's just messed up.

S~V~S wrote:Having been on break a while, I am out of the loop on the new home. Congrats! Same town? Bigger & better?

It's a house on a cul-de-sac in a much nicer neighborhood. Same town, yeah. Here's a summary of why we're leaving this one.

Elohcin wrote:

As for whoever has me. I will have a new address after Wednesday!

Holy crap! What a coincidence!

Something came in the post for me this morning.

leggyorlyb wrote:

Elohcin wrote:

Epignosis wrote:"A dark side and a light side."

Yeah, those Storm Troopers sure know how to rock the Force!

Trained in the ways of the force you are not Epi. Darth Vader helmets those are. Eloh is wise and one with the force.

She told me she was doing the Storm Trooper and Yoda. You notice she didn't actually correct me.

"A dark side and a light side."

Yeah, those Storm Troopers sure know how to rock the Force!

Metalmarsh89 wrote:Whoever was given my name, feel free to take your time sending your gift (if it's perishable). I'm leaving town in 3 days, and I'll be gone until January 5th (over three weeks).

*Stops eating a high fiber diet*

Metalmarsh89 wrote:Coulda sworn Rob posted something here.

Yeah, this:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DxQAJiGPYB

It's "The Roxy Jam."

I wasn't satisfied with vocaroo's handling of it, but oh well. You gets what you gets.

Roxy sent this well before Christmas, and I am sending mine well after, but here is the awesomeness she sent my way:



Most of what I'm sending Roxy, she won't be able to post here.

Roxy wrote:epi you lucky bastard! I know the perfect thing - you are going to LOVE IT!

Do you have any preferences I should know?

I mean, in our town, we have third rate prostitutes and a (closed) turkey factory, but I don't think you'll want anything from either.

Turnip Head wrote:Holy crap you guys I'm getting the cake

yay!!!!

Deploy the laxatives.

Hedgeowl wrote:

Epignosis wrote:I don't like candy. Or hippies.

I want beer.

Now I want to send you sweet patchouli flavored beer.

As a veteran of the Hicu, NO THANK YOU.

Metalmarsh89 wrote:We also have fantastic beer.

I don't like candy. Or hippies.

I want beer.

Elohcin wrote:I just researched how to ship a cake Who wants a Little Miss Cake?

Anyone in their right mind.

British candy...British teeth...there's a joke in there somewhere.

thellama73 wrote:i live in Washington DC. Nothing is locally made or special or unique in any way.

Yeah, but you guys import bullshit from all 50 states!

Totally interested. I'm sure Eloh would be too.