The Syndicate

I meant to ask because I didn't see: Who was the failed kill attempt against Night 1?

I'm quite important.

My optical sensors are going haywire.

sprityo wrote: ↑Tue Apr 18, 2017 11:12 am Scratch the last statement, Epi hasn't voted yet

Sorry Epi.

CAPSLOCK VOTE DYSLEXICON

sprityo wrote:Alright I'm hoping to see some activity today, we've got 8 hours left in the day and I'm still pumped

Negative.

Poll runs till Mon Apr 17, 2017 7:16 pm
You may select 1 option

You humans and your urgency.

Go participate in your senseless rituals, like searching outdoors for the vessels of zygotes you discolored the night prior.

I am going to read through MP. I've seen this shtick before more than once.

Busy busy busy OMG haha suckers.

Sorry. Busy doesn't buy you anything anymore.

sprityo wrote: -Jack* - I take back what i said earlier about jack looking better. My gut is coming back with a reminder that the longer he is in here, the less im gonna want to lynch him. I think if we lynch jack, we would be able to focus more on others since he has been a suspicion of a few people for a decent amount of time now.[/color]

Are you that feeble-minded, meat sack, that you cannot "focus more" on others while he is alive?

Who* did you target?

What's your role?

Can you prove your claim?

*Should be "whom," you know.

Foolish meat sacks. If you could win this by straight mechanics, then you are not participating in Mafia. You are participating in a broken system.

And I can guarantee you this system is not broken.

Voted Dyslexicon.

I despise cats. The animals and the musical.

Tell me of your hopelessness.

Yours is not a secret code. If it is, you should try harder to make better secret codes.

Jackofhearts2005 wrote:

Epignosis wrote:

DrWilgy = Hard 3
Fredwood = Hard 2
nutella = Hard 2
Dyslexicon = Soft 2
Adam = Hard 1
Jackofhearts2005 = Hard 1
CaptainNifty = Soft 1
sprityo = Softer 1
Immortal_Raven = Soft 0
MovingPictures07 = Soft 0
TonyStarkPrime = Softer 0
S~V~S = Softest 0
Long Con = Soft -1

This list does not show who is John Shepard; rather, it shows who is the most dangerous should he turn out to be John Shepard.

This list would give an idea regarding whom to kill tonight so that Shepard never reaches his full potential.

Initially, my calculations informed me that DrWilgy was our Shepard and that he had gained a protection- he was the only one with a hard three- and that he was targeted for a kill, and that the kill failed.

But I guess we know better.

Hey, I got a list too. :

DrWilgy =
Fredwood =
nutella =
Dyslexicon =
Adam =
Jackofhearts2005 =
CaptainNifty =
sprityo =
Immortal_Raven =
MovingPictures07 =
TonyStarkPrime =
S~V~S =
Epi =


What does it mean?

Daleks are not in Mass Effect.

Fredwood wrote:So you want to kill Shephard. Got it.

Then again, I in the very least made the effort to make sure I was spelling his name properly.

Fredwood wrote:So you want to kill Shephard. Got it.

No. I want...

What do I want?

I want...

I want to understand what it is to love.

DrWilgy = Hard 3
Fredwood = Hard 2
nutella = Hard 2
Dyslexicon = Soft 2
Adam = Hard 1
Jackofhearts2005 = Hard 1
CaptainNifty = Soft 1
sprityo = Softer 1
Immortal_Raven = Soft 0
MovingPictures07 = Soft 0
TonyStarkPrime = Softer 0
S~V~S = Softest 0
Long Con = Soft -1

This list does not show who is John Shepard; rather, it shows who is the most dangerous should he turn out to be John Shepard.

This list would give an idea regarding whom to kill tonight so that Shepard never reaches his full potential.

Initially, my calculations informed me that DrWilgy was our Shepard and that he had gained a protection- he was the only one with a hard three- and that he was targeted for a kill, and that the kill failed.

But I guess we know better.

DrWilgy wrote:

Epignosis wrote:

DrWilgy = Hard 3
Fredwood = Hard 2
nutella = Hard 2
Dyslexicon = Soft 2
Adam = Hard 1
Jackofhearts2005 = Hard 1
CaptainNifty = Soft 1
sprityo = Softer 1
Immortal_Raven = Soft 0
MovingPictures07 = Soft 0
TonyStarkPrime = Softer 0
S~V~S = Softest 0
Long Con = Soft -1

How long you sticking to your charade Epi?

"Charade."

Jackofhearts2005 wrote:

Epignosis wrote:

DrWilgy = Hard 3
Fredwood = Hard 2
nutella = Hard 2
Dyslexicon = Soft 2
Adam = Hard 1
Jackofhearts2005 = Hard 1
CaptainNifty = Soft 1
sprityo = Softer 1
Immortal_Raven = Soft 0
MovingPictures07 = Soft 0
TonyStarkPrime = Softer 0
S~V~S = Softest 0
Long Con = Soft -1

Didn't you vote for Wigly after posting this?

You're a perceptive one.

DrWilgy = Hard 3
Fredwood = Hard 2
nutella = Hard 2
Dyslexicon = Soft 2
Adam = Hard 1
Jackofhearts2005 = Hard 1
CaptainNifty = Soft 1
sprityo = Softer 1
Immortal_Raven = Soft 0
MovingPictures07 = Soft 0
TonyStarkPrime = Softer 0
S~V~S = Softest 0
Long Con = Soft -1

Let's lynch Jack, who can't vote to save himself.

Jackofhearts2005 wrote:

Epignosis wrote:

Long Con wrote:

Epignosis wrote:

Jackofhearts2005 wrote: Yes. Why don't you vote for a baddie instead?

Just curious- why is Wilgy a civilian?

Yah. This. Wilgy is not a Civilian, people.

I know Wilgy's exact role.

Lol do tell.

Eh, he can tell you himself.




Oh.

Long Con wrote:

Epignosis wrote:

Jackofhearts2005 wrote: Yes. Why don't you vote for a baddie instead?

Just curious- why is Wilgy a civilian?

Yah. This. Wilgy is not a Civilian, people.

I know Wilgy's exact role.

Jackofhearts2005 wrote: Yes. Why don't you vote for a baddie instead?

Just curious- why is Wilgy a civilian?

Jackofhearts2005 wrote:

Epignosis wrote:

Jackofhearts2005 wrote:

Long Con wrote:

Jackofhearts2005 wrote:Epi is attempting to sacrifice himself.



Is there a reason not to let him?

What makes you say that?

Cause he's not trying to get us to not lynch him.

Epi's good. He's surly. He will fucking fight you to stay alive.

But today? He's entirely passive. You and I have practically begged him to give us a reason to spare him and he didn't feel the need to.

Why? He wants to die is all I can come up with.

Since when I have cared about people begging me to do something?

Lynch someone else please.

Please.

Please...

Please!

Why you vote for townie?

Is that what I did?

I am unhappy that nobody figured this out yet.

Epignosis wrote:I've assigned everyone alive a score and a rank.

DrWilgy = Hard 3
Fredwood = Hard 2
nutella = Hard 2
Dyslexicon = Soft 2
Adam = Hard 1
Jackofhearts2005 = Hard 1
CaptainNifty = Soft 1
sprityo = Softer 1
Immortal_Raven = Soft 0
MovingPictures07 = Soft 0
TonyStarkPrime = Softer 0
S~V~S = Softest 0
Long Con = Soft -1

Nothing has changed, by the way.

Jackofhearts2005 wrote:

Long Con wrote:

Jackofhearts2005 wrote:Epi is attempting to sacrifice himself.



Is there a reason not to let him?

What makes you say that?

Cause he's not trying to get us to not lynch him.

Epi's good. He's surly. He will fucking fight you to stay alive.

But today? He's entirely passive. You and I have practically begged him to give us a reason to spare him and he didn't feel the need to.

Why? He wants to die is all I can come up with.

Since when I have cared about people begging me to do something?

Lynch someone else please.

Please.

Please...

Please!

Jackofhearts2005 wrote:Epi is attempting to sacrifice himself.



Is there a reason not to let him?

Holy shit.

You can talk about whatever you would like.

Long Con wrote:

Epignosis wrote:

TonyStarkPrime wrote:

Epignosis wrote:I've assigned everyone alive a score and a rank.

DrWilgy = Hard 3
Fredwood = Hard 2
nutella = Hard 2
Dyslexicon = Soft 2
Adam = Hard 1
Jackofhearts2005 = Hard 1
CaptainNifty = Soft 1
sprityo = Softer 1
Immortal_Raven = Soft 0
MovingPictures07 = Soft 0
TonyStarkPrime = Softer 0
S~V~S = Softest 0
Long Con = Soft -1

Don't know what Hard and Soft are, the number is how many confirmed maf they have voted for.

If robots could feel love, I'd love you for trying.

Epi, where is your head at right now? Your play today has been odd, do you want to talk about it?

Odd? What should my play today ideally be?

TonyStarkPrime wrote:

Epignosis wrote:I've assigned everyone alive a score and a rank.

DrWilgy = Hard 3
Fredwood = Hard 2
nutella = Hard 2
Dyslexicon = Soft 2
Adam = Hard 1
Jackofhearts2005 = Hard 1
CaptainNifty = Soft 1
sprityo = Softer 1
Immortal_Raven = Soft 0
MovingPictures07 = Soft 0
TonyStarkPrime = Softer 0
S~V~S = Softest 0
Long Con = Soft -1

Don't know what Hard and Soft are, the number is how many confirmed maf they have voted for.

If robots could feel love, I'd love you for trying.

TonyStarkPrime wrote:I don't like either of the two top lynches right now for various reasons.

But let's return to the guy who hasn't answered my last question yet:

Wilgy, vote for anyone you really don't want to lynch

Jackofhearts2005 wrote:Your funeral.

vote Epi

We don't have funerals, but thank you.

Long Con is the only one below a zero.

Wilgy is the only one above a two.

Think people.

Epignosis wrote:I've assigned everyone alive a score and a rank.

DrWilgy = Hard 3
Fredwood = Hard 2
nutella = Hard 2
Dyslexicon = Soft 2
Adam = Hard 1
Jackofhearts2005 = Hard 1
CaptainNifty = Soft 1
sprityo = Softer 1
Immortal_Raven = Soft 0
MovingPictures07 = Soft 0
TonyStarkPrime = Softer 0
S~V~S = Softest 0
Long Con = Soft -1

For anyone's convenience.

Jackofhearts2005 wrote:Or, you know, you could try to convince us you aren't a reaper man, reaper man.

No.

Jackofhearts2005 wrote:Slip of the keyboard.

What's your little list mean, ro-bit.

While some would be swift to push my little list off as meaningless or "He's bad and just trying to fuck with us," I will assure you my list has meaning. Someone in here asked me about fantasy sports. This role immediately appealed to my love and profitability of fantasy sports and working out probability. I have been gathering data since Day 1, and I am sharing it with you, but I'm not telling anybody what it means.

Feel free to disregard this has patented INH bullshit if you wish: I have an agenda and it isn't getting people to say my name.

The numbers are real. They are up to you to determine their meaning and worth. You should be able to make some simple inferences from it though.

Jackofhearts2005 wrote:You know? I take back everything I said about Wigly. She's okay in my book.

Dizzy or Epi. I figure Dizzy.

Interesting.

"She's."

When he has already spoken about a "Wilgette."

Jackofhearts2005 wrote:

Epignosis wrote:

Long Con wrote:

Epignosis wrote:I've assigned everyone alive a score and a rank.

DrWilgy = Hard 3
Fredwood = Hard 2
nutella = Hard 2
Dyslexicon = Soft 2
Adam = Hard 1
Jackofhearts2005 = Hard 1
CaptainNifty = Soft 1
sprityo = Softer 1
Immortal_Raven = Soft 0
MovingPictures07 = Soft 0
TonyStarkPrime = Softer 0
S~V~S = Softest 0
Long Con = Soft -1

Love it - let's get going on Wilgy then!

You're on the exact opposite end of the spectrum as Wilgy.

Well I got nothing.

Let me know if you figure out what this means, Epi.

Very well.

Long Con wrote:

Epignosis wrote:I've assigned everyone alive a score and a rank.

DrWilgy = Hard 3
Fredwood = Hard 2
nutella = Hard 2
Dyslexicon = Soft 2
Adam = Hard 1
Jackofhearts2005 = Hard 1
CaptainNifty = Soft 1
sprityo = Softer 1
Immortal_Raven = Soft 0
MovingPictures07 = Soft 0
TonyStarkPrime = Softer 0
S~V~S = Softest 0
Long Con = Soft -1

Love it - let's get going on Wilgy then!

You're on the exact opposite end of the spectrum as Wilgy.

I've assigned everyone alive a score and a rank.

DrWilgy = Hard 3
Fredwood = Hard 2
nutella = Hard 2
Dyslexicon = Soft 2
Adam = Hard 1
Jackofhearts2005 = Hard 1
CaptainNifty = Soft 1
sprityo = Softer 1
Immortal_Raven = Soft 0
MovingPictures07 = Soft 0
TonyStarkPrime = Softer 0
S~V~S = Softest 0
Long Con = Soft -1

I have made my decision.

Long Con wrote:Epignosis, what proof do you have that you were the Night 1 kill target?

I didn't know we were dealing with proof. What proof would you expect me to have?

Long Con believes in killing his own teammates.

Sloonei wrote:Cordially, I am glad to see such spirited activity in this game. You are all playing marvelously. However, at this stage of the game I wish to emphasize that the reason we are all here is to share the game experience and open ourselves up to all of the new playstyles and personalities that come with it. Everyone plays the way that works best for them, and the two communities represented here have some unique qualities and still some other similarities. This game is about bringing those things together. Upbeat, as we move into the middle and late stages of this game, I hope that we can all keep this in mind and forge a good, clean, harmonious game of wild chaotic mafia.

But my way involves telling everybody else their way sucks.

ME1 combat is total bullshit. Who designed this?

sprityo wrote:

Epignosis wrote:

Long Con wrote:Woooow, that's so nice. Great job guys!

That's so nice. Isn't it?

Do you know what's not nice?

Spoiler: show

thellama73
4
Long Con (12), Adam (18), gfishfunk (20), Jackofhearts2005 (21) 17%

Epignosis
2
Long Con (8), Immortal_Raven (13) 8%

DrWilgy
2
Long Con (7), Immortal_Raven (10) 10%

(even im not that rude and bullheaded)

I don't get how criticizing someone's votes in a game where you have to criticize someone's votes is "rude and bullheaded," but thanks.

Jackofhearts2005 wrote:D) Epi, your rainbow comment was hilarious. Hope you made the right call.

And which call is that?

Long Con wrote:

Epignosis wrote:

Long Con wrote:

Epignosis wrote:Long Con is Cerberus.

Welcome to Wrongsville, Ep.

Welcome?

I'm the fucking mayor.

Tonight's the night, Mayor The Geth. Did you pick a side yet? Those Reapers are doing was well as they possibly could, aren't they?

I'm crunching the numbers.

Long Con wrote:

Epignosis wrote:Long Con is Cerberus.

Welcome to Wrongsville, Ep.

Welcome?

I'm the fucking mayor.

Long Con is Cerberus.

Long Con wrote:Woooow, that's so nice. Great job guys!

That's so nice. Isn't it?

Do you know what's not nice?

Is there