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by Epignosis
Wed Oct 24, 2018 12:15 am
Forum: The Speakeasy
Topic: Money and Finance
Replies: 50
Views: 2612

Re: Money and Finance

DharmaHelper wrote: Wed Oct 24, 2018 12:06 am I have a higher chance of winning the lottery than most of the things on that list

I don't know any movie stars, I'm nowhere near water, the weather is fine, I'm not playing poker, I'm not in a plane, I don't see any vending machines. I do have some lotto tickets tho.
Get it.
by Epignosis
Tue Oct 23, 2018 11:58 pm
Forum: The Speakeasy
Topic: Money and Finance
Replies: 50
Views: 2612

Re: Money and Finance

That's interesting.

According to G-Man's list, I have a higher chance of winning a million dollars this Sunday playing fantasy football than I do being dealt a royal flush.
by Epignosis
Tue Oct 23, 2018 11:47 pm
Forum: The Speakeasy
Topic: Money and Finance
Replies: 50
Views: 2612

Re: Money and Finance

Yeah. :sigh:
by Epignosis
Tue Oct 23, 2018 11:43 pm
Forum: The Speakeasy
Topic: Money and Finance
Replies: 50
Views: 2612

Re: Money and Finance

DharmaHelper wrote: Tue Oct 23, 2018 11:42 pm
Epignosis wrote: Tue Oct 23, 2018 11:39 pm I never understood why people call what I do "gambling."

If I put my money toward businesses, I'm "investing."

Look, you pick guys who wear suits to make money for you.

I pick guys who wear uniforms to make money for me.

We the same.
You right we is the same.
Still waiting on that $2.
by Epignosis
Tue Oct 23, 2018 11:39 pm
Forum: The Speakeasy
Topic: Money and Finance
Replies: 50
Views: 2612

Re: Money and Finance

I never understood why people call what I do "gambling."

If I put my money toward businesses, I'm "investing."

Look, you pick guys who wear suits to make money for you.

I pick guys who wear uniforms to make money for me.

We the same.
by Epignosis
Tue Oct 23, 2018 11:36 pm
Forum: The Speakeasy
Topic: Money and Finance
Replies: 50
Views: 2612

Re: Money and Finance

So uh...how about that $2?

I need lunch tomorrow.

BK has dollar nuggets. Ten piece man.
by Epignosis
Tue Oct 23, 2018 11:35 pm
Forum: The Speakeasy
Topic: Money and Finance
Replies: 50
Views: 2612

Re: Money and Finance

DharmaHelper wrote: Tue Oct 23, 2018 11:31 pm
Epignosis wrote: Tue Oct 23, 2018 11:13 pm Consider this:

I am offering you an investment opportunity.

You can buy shares for just $2 each.

There is a 99.9% chance that you will get nothing in return.

Are you interested?
Nah you never said what the returns are so for all I know I give you $2 and my returns are 25 cents on the dollar no thanks.
There's a one in a 302 million chance you win a billion dollars.
by Epignosis
Tue Oct 23, 2018 11:13 pm
Forum: The Speakeasy
Topic: Money and Finance
Replies: 50
Views: 2612

Re: Money and Finance

Consider this:

I am offering you an investment opportunity.

You can buy shares for just $2 each.

There is a 99.9% chance that you will get nothing in return.

Are you interested?
by Epignosis
Tue Oct 23, 2018 6:02 pm
Forum: The Speakeasy
Topic: Money and Finance
Replies: 50
Views: 2612

Re: Money and Finance

I don't believe in gambling.
by Epignosis
Mon Apr 02, 2018 10:30 am
Forum: The Speakeasy
Topic: Money and Finance
Replies: 50
Views: 2612

Re: Money and Finance

G-Man wrote: Mon Apr 02, 2018 9:18 am It's tax season here in the USA. I just filed mine last week and I'm curious about something- does anyone in states with personal income tax ever get much of a refund on the state level? Pennsylvania is notoriously stingy and whatever little refund I might get in a good year gets mostly or completely eaten up by the e-file fee. This year I ended up owing PA $18 so I mailed my return in.

Anyone scoring a decent refund from their respective state?
NC state refund for us has generally been between $60 and $200.

It astounds me that my income comes from the state...yet I am compelled to pay state income tax on it. :mafia:
by Epignosis
Fri Mar 16, 2018 10:15 am
Forum: The Speakeasy
Topic: Money and Finance
Replies: 50
Views: 2612

Re: Money and Finance

Long Con wrote: Fri Mar 16, 2018 10:10 am I have nothing saved for retirement, it has never seemed possible. The present takes all my money.
G-Man wrote: Wed Mar 07, 2018 2:11 pm Depending on the birth year range you use, I qualify as a Millennial. It's easy to use this article's headline as an invitation to take a cheap shot at that cohort but it really is a multi-faceted issue that goes beyond just one generation group. The economy keeps changing and it seems the public's understanding of the economy moves at a slower pace than the reality of the economy.
"The average account balance is $67,891, according to the report." This is not the reality I know, I've never even come close to having that much money. I don't even know how.
What he said.

I have to hustle on the side to get by.
by Epignosis
Thu Aug 24, 2017 4:32 pm
Forum: The Speakeasy
Topic: Money and Finance
Replies: 50
Views: 2612

Re: Money and Finance

G-Man wrote: Thu Aug 24, 2017 4:28 pm Taking the annuity is guaranteed money for three decades.
No it isn't.

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