The Syndicate

Metalmarsh89 wrote:Epignosis, what happened on Night 5 exactly? We forced LoRab to target me, but my vote was never forced.

It's complicated.

Hal targeted lipsticklacey. That means lacey targets herself, which means she was actually targeting you, which meant you ended up targeting yourself, thus taking yourself off the poll.

fingersplints wrote:
Epignosis wrote:Except for certain rare circumstances, I never permit self-targeting, and neither does Simon, because he has to do what I tell him.
I hate this rule lol

Good game hosts! And congrats winners. Most of you were obvious though

Yeah, you had the right idea the night you died.

LoRab wrote:
Epignosis wrote:Math disagrees.
Math doesn't account for human nature.

That's quite right. Math doesn't. That's why it's math.

Simon has been in bed for a while, but he and I set up Bad Princess to be a civilian-friendly SK in the early stages: She has no kill, but cannot be killed by pigs. Her goal is thus the same as the other birds, to eliminate the pigs. However, she would control the kills. With no pigs lynched ever, that pretty much neutralized Gale's threat to the piggies. Or anyone, really.

Math disagrees.

LoRab wrote:
Epignosis wrote:
LoRab wrote:Well played, pigs.

I will argue that I still stood a fighting chance. But that's ok. It was fun.
The pigs targeted you for the kill, which failed. So they couldn't target you for the next Night because of no targeting rules.

Because they made Russ target one of their own, they had 5 votes to 4 this Day, and, since the protectors and the blocker and the self-target-maker were all dead, their next kill would have succeeded without question. Hence endgame.
The pigs' kill would always fail against me--it's in my role.

Right...meaning they can lynch anybody because they outnumber everybody Day 6, and they can literally kill anybody except you because they already tried to target you.

That makes it 2-4-1, in which case they can run the lynches.

I hate that a pig was never lynched and you never got to kill. I was looking forward to that moment.

LoRab wrote:Well played, pigs.

I will argue that I still stood a fighting chance. But that's ok. It was fun.

The pigs targeted you for the kill, which failed. So they couldn't target you for the next Night because of no targeting rules.

Because they made Russ target one of their own, they had 5 votes to 4 this Day, and, since the protectors and the blocker and the self-target-maker were all dead, their next kill would have succeeded without question. Hence endgame.

Courtesy of the little host's mama:

MovingPictures07 wrote:
Russtifinko wrote:Wow! We got completely shellacked. Rarely have I seen such utter domination from baddies. And my next two suspects were a civ and the indie.

Well played, you putrid piggies.
Indeed. I really tried while I was alive too... but this game was like Super Meat Boy level of baddie dominance.

If Bomb was lynched, you would be dead, but you would be able to kill that night.

From then on they called themselves the Lazy Piggies.

Hilariously enough, the entire pig team sent NOTHING in Night 1...

...and spacedaisy blocked all their nothing to oblivion.

Red- Russtifinko
Chuck- Made
Bomb- MovingPictures07
Matilda- fingersplints
Stella- TinyBubbles
Hal- DFaraday
Jay- boo
Jake- thellama73
Jim- Scotty
Terence- FZ.
Bubbles- nijuukyugou
Mighty Eagle- spacedaisy

King Pig- Elohcin
Corporal Pig- lipsticklacey
Foreman Pig- MetalMarsh89
Chef Pig- Boomslang

Bad Princess- Lorab

MovingPictures07 wrote:Who was everyone?

Everyone was somebody.

Metalmarsh89 wrote:
Epignosis wrote:Also, nijuu (made to self-target by Hal) and lipsticklacey would have been off the poll.
Not the real Hal Mccoy right?

Obviously.

Also, nijuu (made to self-target by Hal) and lipsticklacey would have been off the poll.

For the curious, the pigs made Russ target MM, so MM's vote would be worth 2. That's 5 pig votes to 4 birds.

I lied.

The Bad Piggies have won.

No one has been killed, you fat lards, and Simon is lazy for not writing anything the past three phases.

Now lynch someone. You have 24 hours.

Except for certain rare circumstances, I never permit self-targeting, and neither does Simon, because he has to do what I tell him.

Dat participation.

DFaraday has been lynched. He was Hal. You have until 7pm EST to submit your PMs.

Who is trying to steal the eggs?

Poll ended at Mon Aug 31, 2015 7:12 pm

Boomslang
0
No votes

DFaraday
3
Metalmarsh89 (5), LoRab (7), Boomslang (9)
30%

Elohcin
0
No votes

LoRab
1
nijuukyugou (10)
10%

lipsticklacey
0
No votes

Made
0
No votes

nijuukyugou
1
Elohcin (4)
10%

Fat Pig (The Host, the Non, the Dead)
5
Epignosis (1), Scotty (2), S~V~S (3), fingersplints (6), MovingPictures07 (8)
50%

Total votes : 10

LoRab wrote:And how are there 3 players off the poll?

Mea culpa. Fixed.

We were not angry birds yesterday. We were drinking birds!

fingersplints has been killed by Chef Pig. You have 24 hours to lynch someone.

Due to company, a party, and good times, we will handle things tomorrow evening. Apologies, and thank you for your patience.

Who is trying to steal the eggs?

Poll ended at Fri Aug 28, 2015 7:40 pm

Boomslang
0
No votes

DFaraday
0
No votes

Elohcin
0
No votes

fingersplints
0
No votes

LoRab
2
Boomslang (8), fingersplints (11)
17%

lipsticklacey
1
thellama73 (6)
8%

Made
0
No votes

Metalmarsh89
0
No votes

Russtifinko
0
No votes

thellama73
5
Russtifinko (5), Made (7), Elohcin (9), lipsticklacey (10), nijuukyugou (12)
42%

Brutal Pig (The Host, the Non, the Dead)
4
Simon (1), Epignosis (2), Scotty (3), MovingPictures07 (4)
33%

Total votes : 12

Who is trying to steal the eggs?

Poll ended at Wed Aug 26, 2015 7:32 pm

Boomslang
0
No votes

DFaraday
0
No votes

Elohcin
3
DFaraday (3), lipsticklacey (7), Metalmarsh89 (8)
27%

fingersplints
1
fingersplints (11)
9%

LoRab
0
No votes

Made
5
Boomslang (4), FZ. (5), nijuukyugou (6), Elohcin (9), LoRab (10)
45%

Metalmarsh89
0
No votes

nijuukyugou
0
No votes

Russtifinko
0
No votes

thellama73
0
No votes

Scarecrow Pig (The Host, the Non, the Dead)
2
Epignosis (1), Scotty (2)
18%

Total votes : 11

Russtifinko wrote:Host, in the event of two players getting an equal number of votes, would anyone be lynched if no lynch stop were used?

No one has been lynched. You have until 7pm EST to submit your PMs.

Epignosis wrote:I made a mistake on the poll. One moment.

Should be corrected.

I made a mistake on the poll. One moment.

Who is trying to steal the eggs?

Poll ended at Mon Aug 24, 2015 8:21 pm

DFaraday
0
No votes

Elohcin
2
DFaraday (2), FZ. (10)
13%

fingersplints
3
TinyBubbles (4), LoRab (7), Metalmarsh89 (11)
20%

LoRab
0
No votes

lipsticklacey
0
No votes

Made
0
No votes

Metalmarsh89
0
No votes

MovingPictures07
0
No votes

nijuukyugou
0
No votes

Russtifinko
0
No votes

thellama73
1
Boomslang (14)
7%

TinyBubbles
6
MovingPictures07 (5), thellama73 (8), Elohcin (9), Russtifinko (12), Made (13), nijuukyugou (15)
40%

Zombie Pig (The Host, the Non, the Dead)
3
Simon (1), Scotty (3), Epignosis (6)
20%

Total votes : 15

LoRab wrote:Could also just ask:

@Hosts: On a baddie team, who holds the kill?

Whichever pig wants to do the deed.

It's a bird, not a man. LBS. Not LMS. Same diff.

Oink Oink. Skeletor again. I see you lynched spacedaisy. Excellent choice. She reminds me too much of Zoar.

spacedaisy has been lynched. She was Mighty Eagle.

You have until 8pm EST to submit your PMs.

Who is trying to steal the eggs?

Poll ended at Sat Aug 22, 2015 9:21 pm

boo
1
Made (11)
7%

Boomslang
0
No votes

DFaraday
0
No votes

Elohcin
0
No votes

fingersplints
2
FZ. (12), lipsticklacey (13)
14%

FZ.
0
No votes

LoRab
0
No votes

lipsticklacey
0
No votes

Made
1
Spacedaisy (2)
7%

Metalmarsh89
0
No votes

MovingPictures07
1
MovingPictures07 (3)
7%

nijuukyugou
0
No votes

Russtifinko
0
No votes

Spacedaisy
4
boo (6), DFaraday (7), nijuukyugou (10), Elohcin (14)
29%

thellama73
3
Metalmarsh89 (5), Boomslang (8), TinyBubbles (9)
21%

TinyBubbles
1
thellama73 (4)
7%

El Porkador (The Host, the Non, the Dead)
1
Epignosis (1)
7%

Total votes : 14

My brother's birthday is tomorrow, so we were celebrating at his house all day today. Give me a bit and I'll put together a post.

boo wrote:@Simon and Epi, were there any night action PMs?

boo wrote:*missing night action PMs.

We won't say.

This wasn't specified, so no worries, but please send all PMs to Simon and Epignosis. I'm hoping to show him the ropes on handling Night actions, but I'm the one sending the PMs back to people, so having the PMs in both accounts would be quite helpful.

boo wrote:Sock-account BTSC, normal BTSC, or baddie recruitment BTSC?

boo wrote:@Simon/Epi: Does the Chef Pig role that lets the baddie team use the power of a lynched civvie do anything tonight, given Scotty's role?

Yes.

Who is trying to steal the eggs?

Poll ended at Thu Aug 20, 2015 10:23 pm

boo
0
No votes

Boomslang
0
No votes

DFaraday
0
No votes

Elohcin
0
No votes

fingersplints
2
FZ. (7), nijuukyugou (14)
12%

FZ.
1
DFaraday (12)
6%

LoRab
0
No votes

lipsticklacey
0
No votes

Made
0
No votes

Metalmarsh89
3
fingersplints (8), Scotty (13), Russtifinko (15)
18%

MovingPictures07
2
MovingPictures07 (10), Boomslang (16)
12%

Russtifinko
2
boo (2), Metalmarsh89 (3)
12%

Scotty
5
thellama73 (5), Elohcin (6), LoRab (9), lipsticklacey (11), Spacedaisy (17)
29%

TinyBubbles
0
No votes

Professor Pig (The Host, the Non, the Dead)
2
Epignosis (1), Dragon D. Luffy (4)
12%

Total votes : 17

Simon is fast asleep...so I, Skeletor, have summoned my own bird, Screech, to mess with his plans!

Instead of one golden egg, I have replicated two more. That's right- three golden eggs! But that boob Boomslang doesn't get one! Nyah-ha-ha!

Let's see what nastiness befalls you. According to Simon, the golden egg, "takes you to another level and you can't get hurt day or night." What kind of foolishness is that?

Gah! I regret that I ever meddled in this!

It is now Day 1. You have 24 hours to lynch someone.

Who should get the Golden Egg?

Poll ended at Wed Aug 19, 2015 9:50 pm

Metalmarsh89
0
No votes

Elohcin
1
nijuukyugou (20)
5%

DFaraday
1
boo (3)
5%

TinyBubbles
0
No votes

LoRab
1
fingersplints (14)
5%

lipsticklacey
1
Spacedaisy (21)
5%

boo
1
DFaraday (17)
5%

Scotty
1
Russtifinko (13)
5%

thellama73
2
Made (4), TinyBubbles (9)
10%

Boomslang
2
Elohcin (8), Boomslang (16)
10%

Spacedaisy
2
MovingPictures07 (12), LoRab (19)
10%

MovingPictures07
1
FZ. (15)
5%

nijuukyugou
2
Metalmarsh89 (10), Scotty (11)
10%

FZ.
0
No votes

Russtifinko
0
No votes

Made
1
thellama73 (5)
5%

fingersplints
0
No votes

Minion Pig (The Host, the Non, the Dead)
5
Simon (1), Epignosis (2), Heiots (6), Fawkes (7), G-Man (18)
24%

Total votes : 21

Scotty wrote:
Epignosis wrote:
boo wrote:There's just a lot of bubbles apparently.
Like in the economy amirite
Tiny Bubbles confirmed Sen. Phil Gramm

Excited to get started! I've never played Angry Birds before, and actually refuse due to a self-imposed superficial boycott.

Other self-imposed boycotts I am currently engaged in: Ice cream, Michael Bay movies, swimsuit calendars, my ex-girlfriends on Facebook.

Side note: I looked up what the Golden Egg is, because I just assumed it was good since it's Golden and all good things are golden.

They apparently are collected in game to unlock additional levels, and/or additional mini-games. But don't try to collect a Golden Egg with the MIGHTY EAGLE BECAUSE HE'S A LUMBERING ASSHOLE WHO WILL #DESTROY IT.

@Epignosis Hey man, btw I'ma try and be a little PC talking, since I assume Simon is reading these posts. Is that your wish, or do I have free roam in the (sub)English language?

I'm not going to be a hypocrite here. Say what you will, just know that an eight-year-old will be reading it.

boo wrote:There's just a lot of bubbles apparently.

Like in the economy amirite

boo wrote:And FS did not make it onto your lists of players in the Main Menu.

We're aware, but thank you. We just copied and pasted really quickly so your head host could go to bed.

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