The Syndicate

Ninjas.

Would you rather have hair for teeth or teeth for hair?

Jason because he's closer to a girl from the looks of things. And Jessica Hamby because she looks like a joy to "date".

Would you rather have a peanut stuck in the back of your throat for eternity or Cheetos dust on your fingers for eternity.

Dance. I am literally the world's worst singer.

Would you rather every time you sneeze you change gender, or not be able to tell the difference between a baby and a muffin?

Note: They wouldn't actually change in appearance, you just wouldn't be able to distinguish between the two.