The Syndicate

I have a theory about Phil and Groundhogs Day that involves a mass conspiracy to make people accept this shitty world. To most people groundhog day is nothing but a fun story on the TV news, but really its just a dumb ass tradition that has no real meaning at all. What do we see on the local news every night? Story after story of how shitty people are to each other is all I ever see.....and then sports and your local five day forecast. It's depressing as hell. I don't watch news any more but I assume this is still the cycle. So Groundhog Day to me is just a slap in the face reminding the world that its never going to get any better but hey here's a goofy feel good story for you to prove that it's not so bad.

I just made all that up on the fly as far as it being a conspiracy but now that i look back at that depressingly dark take on Groundhog Day, it looks legit.

Insert Martin Freeman GIF here.

Have a great day!!!