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by insertnamehere
Tue Feb 11, 2014 11:35 am
Forum: Previous Micro-Mafia Games
Topic: The Room Mafia {THE END}
Replies: 151
Views: 7524

Re: The Room Mafia {THE END}

I put a poll up, I'd really be grateful if you took the time to answer!
by insertnamehere
Tue Feb 11, 2014 1:08 am
Forum: Previous Micro-Mafia Games
Topic: The Room Mafia {THE END}
Replies: 151
Views: 7524

Re: The Room Mafia {THE END}

Nightkills

There were three contests in place before the game began to award NKs.

1. Whoever said "hai" the most.
2. Whoever posted the most, excluding myself.
3. Whoever responded to or quoted Tommy Wiseau (the account, not the person) the most.

MR won both, but on Night 1, Vompatti won, so instead of letting MR go through, Vompatti winning overrided that.
by insertnamehere
Tue Feb 11, 2014 1:04 am
Forum: Previous Micro-Mafia Games
Topic: The Room Mafia {THE END}
Replies: 151
Views: 7524

Re: The Room Mafia {THE END}

The Tommy Wiseau Account

One of the things I took away from Sherlock Mafia, was how out of the loop a host can be in an open BTSC. I have absolutely no idea what is going on with the alliance and the BTSC drama. The Tommy Wiseau account was a way to participate in that. I had a very specific set of rules and protocols to follow in order to ensure that the account would be unbiased, and not give anyone an unfair advantage. I sent out this pm to 4 randomly chosen players:
Hey, I'm just as confused as you guys are as to why I'm in the game. All I know is that I messaged INH about joining, and he sent me back this sockpuppet account to play on. I can't tell you who I am, of course. But, I'm willing to work with you, and try and figure out what the fuck is going on.
If anyone responded to that, there was a couple of options. If they asked me a question, I always had to respond positively. This was all put into place before the game began.

Everyday, I would choose someone randomly to vote for. Of course, the vote didn't really count.

The only problem was that absolutely no one bought it. I only got one or two responses, and Bea was the only one who even asked me a question. Kind of depressing.
by insertnamehere
Tue Feb 11, 2014 12:55 am
Forum: Previous Micro-Mafia Games
Topic: The Room Mafia {THE END}
Replies: 151
Views: 7524

Re: The Room Mafia {THE END}

Epig = Johnny
MR = Lisa
Lizzy = Claudette
Vompatti = Denny
A Person = Mark
Insertnamehere = Tommy Wiseau
Bea = Peter
Kate = Chris R

Here's my Excel spreadsheet if anyone is interested. I even color coded it!

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If you didn't get that, a summary is that Night 0, MR found Epig, and formed an alliance with Lizzy/Claudette. Vomps was Denny, and searched for Epig on Night 1, he found him with Lisa/MR, and then won the game. But, because I wanted to keep the fact that multiple people or teams could win the game a secret, I said he was eliminated. I decided to try and fake you guys out with the false Night 3.
by insertnamehere
Tue Feb 11, 2014 12:39 am
Forum: Previous Micro-Mafia Games
Topic: The Room Mafia {THE END}
Replies: 151
Views: 7524

Re: The Room Mafia {NIGHT 3}

FINAL SCENE

MARK
WAKE UP JOHNNY, COME ON!!!

LISA
Is he dead???? My god, Mark, is he dead???

MARK
Yes, he's dead... YES, HE'S DEAD!!!

LISA
Oh my god!!!

MARK
*smooch*

LISA
Oh my god!!! I've lost him, but I still have you, right? Right???

MARK
You don't have me! You'll never have me! You killed him...

LISA
Mark, we're free to be together! I love you! I LOVE YOU!

MARK
Tramp... You killed him, you're the cause of all of this! I don't love you... GET OUT OF MY LIFE YOU BITCH!!!!

DENNY
WHAT'S HAPPENING?

MARK
Don't look Denny, don't look!

DENNY
Johnny's dead! WAKE UP JOHNNY, PLEASE!!! PLEASE, IT'S NOT RIGHT!!! IT'S NOT RIGHT!

LISA
Denny, he's in a better place!

DENNY
LEAVE US! HIS BODY IS STILL WARM! I HAVE ENOUGH TIME!

MARK
As far as I'm concerned, you can drop off the face of the Earth! That's a promise...

DENNY
JUST LEAVE! BOTH OF YOU! YOU DON'T WANT TO WATCH THIS!

MARK
LEAVE HIM, ALL RIGHT? LET HIM BE WITH HIM!

DENNY
WHY JOHNNY, WHY!!?!!! WHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY???? Why.... let's just get these pants off...
The game is over, Mister Rearranger, Epignosis, Lizzy, and Vompatti have all won. Congrats, and thank you guys so much for playing!
by insertnamehere
Tue Feb 11, 2014 12:23 am
Forum: Previous Micro-Mafia Games
Topic: The Room Mafia {THE END}
Replies: 151
Views: 7524

Re: The Room Mafia {NIGHT 3}

SCENE ONE

TOMMY
Who were you talking to?

LISA
Nobody.

TOMMY
We'll see about thaaht. We'll see about thaaht.
Tape Recorder wrote:
LISA
Hi Mark. I need to talk to you.

MARK
What's going on?

LISA
Don't worry about Johnny, he's just being a big baby. You know, I love you very much. I love you.

MARK
Why don't you ditch this creep? I don't like him anymore.

LISA
I know, he's not worth it. Why don't I come up and be there with you?

MARK
Sure baby, cum on up. I want your body.

LISA
You got it! I'm on my way! Bye.

MARK
Bye.
TOMMY
You little tramp! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME!?!!?!?! I GAVE YOU SEVEN YEARS OF MY LIFE! And you betray me! We'll see what else we have on this tape.

LISA
No! Stop, you little prick! I put up with you for seven years! You think you're an angel. You're just like everybody.

TOMMY
I treat you like a princess. And you sthabbed me in the bahck. I LOVED YOU, AND DID ANYTHING TO PLEASE YOU. AND NOW YOU BETRAY ME!HOW COULD YOU LOVE HIM!!?!?!?!?!? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Everybody betrayed me, I don't have friend in world.

LISA
I'm leaving you, Johnny.

TOMMY
Get out, Get Out, GET OUT OF MY LIFE!!!!

SCENE TWO

TOMMY
HUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Uhh. HIWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! WHY LISA WHY?!?!!?!? OWOAHHHH!
Flashback wrote: LISA
Hahaha!
TOMMY
UHHWAHHHHHHHH!!!!! OUHHHWAHHHHHH!
Flashback wrote:
LISA
Mhhhhmmmm....
TOMMY
OOOOHHHHWAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
Flashback wrote: LISA
Uhhhhh, uhhhh, uhhhh.
TOMMY
OOOOOOOOOOKAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
Flashback wrote: LISA
Oooohhhh....
TOMMY
BWAAAHHAAAA!!! YOU BITCH! BWAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! MWAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! YOU BITCH! UHHHHHBAHHHHHH! YOU WERE THE WHOLE WORLD, YOU KNOW THAT!!! AAAHAHHHAHAHAHA!!! BWEEEEHHHHHHHH!!!! UUUHHHHWWWWWEEEEEHHHHHHH!!!! UUUUHHHHHHAAAAAA!!!
Flashback wrote:LISA
Uhmmm....
TOMMY
UHHMMMM. WOOOOAAAHHHHH! EEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAHHAAA!!!! UHHH. OAHHH!
Flashback wrote: LISA
Teeeheee
TOMMY
Uhhmmm. Ohhhmmm. OOHHHHhhhmmmm. OAHHH!
Flashback wrote: LISA
Wheee!!!
TOMMY
Uuuuuuhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!

Flashback wrote:LISA
OOOOOHHHHHH!!!!
TOMMY
UuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Flashback wrote: LISA
Ooohhhummmm.
TOMMY
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! YOU TRAMP! UUUUHAAAAHHH! UHHH.

Flashback wrote:LISA
I put up with you...
TOMMY
UUHHHHHHAHAAAAAAAAAAA! WHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY????? WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME! WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!



It's over...





God, forgive me....

Flashback wrote:LISA
Everything will be all right.
GUN
CWAACHHH!

Flashback wrote:LISA
Goodnight Johnny.
GUN
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!
by insertnamehere
Mon Feb 10, 2014 7:24 pm
Forum: Previous Micro-Mafia Games
Topic: The Room Mafia {THE END}
Replies: 151
Views: 7524

Re: The Room Mafia {DAY 3}

SCENE 1

TOMMY
What are you doing?

LISA
None of your business.

TOMMY
You're my future wife, what are you doing, Lisa?

MARK
Leave her alone man, she doesn't want to talk to you.

TOMMY
SINCE WHEN DO YOU GIVE ME ORDERS?

MARK
She changed her mind about you.

TOMMY
huh

MARK
WAKE UP MAN, WHAT PLANET ARE YOU ON?

TOMMY
I think you should leave right now Mark.

LISA
Don't spoil it, we were just having fun.

MARK
Don't worry about it man.

TOMMY
DON'T TOUCH ME MOTHERFUCKER! Get out!

LISA
Stop it, stop it!

TOMMY
Leave her alone!

LISA
You two are acting like children.

MARK
Son of a bitch!

LISA
You're going to ruin the party.

MARK
YOU KEEP YOUR GIRL SATISFIED, AND SHE WOULDN'T COME TO ME!

TOMMY
I'LL KILL YOU, I'LL BREAK EVERY BONE IN YOUR BODY.

RANDOM FUCKER
HEY!

LISA
STOP IT!

TOMMY
I'LL KILL YOU, YOU BASTARD.

MARK
You couldn't kill me if you tried!

TOMMY
YOU BETRAYED ME...YOU NOT GOOD...YOU...YOU...JUST A CHICKEN! CHEEP, CHEEP, CHEEP, CHEEP!

MARK
Shut up!

TOMMY
Everybody SHUT UP! SHAAAAAAUHT AHHPP!

RANDOM FUCKER
IT'S OVER!

TOMMY
It's not over, everybody betrayed me, I'm fed up with this wurrld.

SCENE TWO

CLAUDETTE
I've cleaned up the kitchen, sweetheart. So you don't have to worry about that.

LISA
He still won't come out of the bathroom.

CLAUDETTE
Sweetheart, he's upset! Now Johnny is a sensible man. He will come out, you will discuss this, everything is going to be okay.

LISA
I just think I should be alone with him right now.

CLAUDETTE
I understand sweetheart. I'm going to go home now, mwahh. Bye bye! You call me if you need me.

LISA
I will. Thanks Mom.

CLAUDETTE
Mhhm hmmh.

LISA
You can come out now, Johnny. She's gone.

TOMMY
In a few minutes, bitch.

LISA
Who are you calling a bitch?

TOMMY
You, and your stupid mother.

SCENE THREE

LISA
Hi Mark. I need to talk to you.

MARK
What's going on?

LISA
Don't worry about Johnny, he's just being a big baby. You know, I love you very much. I love you.

MARK
Why don't you ditch this creep? I don't like him anymore.

LISA
I know, he's not worth it. Why don't I come up and be there with you?

MARK
Sure baby, cum on up. I want your body.

LISA
You got it! I'm on my way! Bye.

MARK
Bye.
A Person has been lynched, Vompatti has been rezzed. It is now Night 3. You have 24 hours to send in PM's and such.
by insertnamehere
Sun Feb 09, 2014 10:55 pm
Forum: Previous Micro-Mafia Games
Topic: The Room Mafia {THE END}
Replies: 151
Views: 7524

Re: The Room Mafia {DAY 3}

Mister Rearranger wrote:@INH: Is there any significance why Johnny's character is being written as "Tommy" and still called "Johnny" by everyone else (He asks, about a day and a half later that he should have :derp:)?

Also, votes AP
:shrug:
by insertnamehere
Sun Feb 09, 2014 10:30 pm
Forum: Previous Micro-Mafia Games
Topic: The Room Mafia {THE END}
Replies: 151
Views: 7524

Re: The Room Mafia {DAY 2}

SCENE ONE

TOMMY
Oh, hai Susan!

SUSAN
Hi Johnny, how are you, good to see you! What would you like?

TOMMY
Hot chocolate please.

BARISTA PHIL
What size will you have?

TOMMY
Medium please.

SUSAN
How about you?

MARK
I'll have the mint tea.

SUSAN
Okay.

BARISTA PHIL
Medium also?

MARK
Yeah.

SUSAN
Go sit down, we'll be right there.

SCENE TWO

MARK
Man, I'm so tired of girl's games.

TOMMY
What happened now, Mark?

MARK
Relationships never work, man. I don't know why I waste my time.

TOMMY
What makes you say that?

MARK
It's not that easy, Johnny.

TOMMY
Well, you should be happy, Mark.

MARK
Yeah, I know. Life is too short.

TOMMY
Oh, thank you so much.

SUSAN
You're welcome. How 'bout something like cheesecake?

TOMMY
No...

MARK
Nah, not today...

SUSAN
It's very good. All right....

MARK
How was work today?

TOMMY
Oh, pretty good. We got a new client at the bank, we make a lot of money.

MARK
What client?

TOMMY
I cannot tell you, it's confidential.

MARK
Aww, come on. Why not?

TOMMY
No I can't. Anyway, how's your sex life?

MARK
Can't talk about it.

TOMMY
Why not? Oh god, I have to run.

MARK
Already?

TOMMY
Yeah, I'm sorry. See yah.

MARK
Want to go jogging?

TOMMY
Yeah sure, what time?

MARK
Golden Gate Park.

TOMMY
Right on. Ok, you go.
Tommy Wiseau is dead. It is now Day 3. You have 24 hours.
by insertnamehere
Sat Feb 08, 2014 11:08 pm
Forum: Previous Micro-Mafia Games
Topic: The Room Mafia {THE END}
Replies: 151
Views: 7524

Re: The Room Mafia {DAY 2}

SCENE 1

CHRIS R
Hey Denny.

DENNY
Chris R, I've been looking for you.

CHRIS R
Yeah, sure you have. You have my money right?

DENNY
Yeah, it's coming. It'll be here in a few minutes.

CHRIS R
What do you mean, "It's coming," Denny? Where's my money?

DENNY
Okay, just give me five minutes. Just give me five!

CHRIS R
Five minutes? You want five fucking minutes Denny? You know what? I haven't got five FUCKING MINUTES! Gonna ask you again Denny, where's my money?

DENNY
I don't have anything!

CHRIS R
Where's my money Denny? WHERE'S MY FUCKING MONEY DENNY!!!!1!?!!!?!?!??!!? DID YOU USE MY FUCKING MONEY?

DENNY
I swear to god, it's coming!

CHRIS R
WHERE'S MY FUCKING MONEY DENNY!?!?!!?!?!?!?12111?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

DENNY
Put the gun down!

TOMMY
OOOOHHHHH!

CHRIS R
WHERE'S MY FUCKING MONEY? WHERE'S MY FUCKING MONEY, DENNY!?!!?!?!?!?!?!111 Get off! Fucker!

MARK
Shut up!

TOMMY
....

LISA
What's going on here, somebody help!?!!?!?!?

MARK
Shut up!

TOMMY
Shut up!

CHRIS R
Shut up!

TOMMY
Let's take him to the police.

CHRIS R
FUCKING DEAD!

LISA
Denny, are you ok? What did that man want from you?

DENNY
Nothing!

CLAUDETTE
Oh, that was not nothing!

LISA
Tell me everything!

CLAUDETTE
You have no idea what kind of trouble you're in, do you?

DENNY
I owe him some money.

LISA
What kind of money?

DENNY
I owe him some money!

LISA
WHAT KIND OF MONEY!?!?!?!?

DENNY
Everything's okay, he's gone!

CLAUDETTE
Everything is not okay, Denny, that is a dangerous man!

DENNY
Calm down, he's going to jail!

LISA
DENNY, WHAT KIND OF MONEY, JUST TELL ME!?!!?!?!?!

CLAUDETTE
What do you need money for?

LISA
Mom, please, Denny is with me and Johnny!

CLAUDETTE
A man like that, with a gun! MY GOD!

LISA
Denny, look at me in the eyes and tell me the truth. We're your friends.

DENNY
I bought some drugs off of him. Things got mixed up, I didn't mean for this to happen!

LISA
Denny....

DENNY
I don't have them anymore!

LISA
WHAT KIND OF DRUGS, DENNY?!?!!?

DENNY
It doesn't matter, I don't have them anymore!

CLAUDETTE
It doesn't matter? How in the hell does it not matter? How did you get involved with drugs?

LISA
Mom!

CLAUDETTE
Were you giving them to someone, selling them to him? Where in the hell did you meet that man?

LISA
WHAT KIND OF DRUGS DO YOU TAKE?!?!!??!

DENNY
It's nothing like that!

LISA
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!~?~11/112PIJIOSUHTGIRSLDFHNKJUM

DENNY
I just needed some money to pay off some stuff!

LISA
HOW MUCH DID YOU HAVE TO GIVE HIM?

CLAUDETTE
This, is not how you make money!

LISA
HOW MUCH?!?!?!?!??!

DENNY
Stop ganging up on me!

CLAUDETTE
Well, it is time someone ganged up on you, for god's sake! A man like that! Where the hell did you meet a man like that!?!?!!??

DENNY
IT DOESN'T MATTER!

CLAUDETTE
It matters a great deal! A man holds a gun on you, you almost got killed, you expect me to forget that!

DENNY
You're not my FUCKING mother!

CLAUDETTE
You listen to me, young boy!

LISA
NO, NO!

CLAUDETTE
Somebody had better do something around here!

TOMMY
Are you okay Denny?

DENNY
I'm ok.

TOMMY
ARE YOU OKAY?

DENNY
I'm okay!

CLAUDETTE
What's okay, he's taking drugs!

MARK
C'mon stop! It was a mistake!

CLAUDETTE
A mistake? That he takes drugs?

TOMMY
Let's go home.

MARK
C'mon, it's clear!

CLAUDETTE
What's clear? I am going to call the police!

LISA
Mom, stop! It was Denny's mistake, stop!

CLAUDETTE
Well I-

MARK
Let's go.

TOMMY
Why did you do this, you know better, white? WHY?

DENNY
I'm, I'm sorry!

TOMMY
You know better Denny! You almost got kiyelled!

DENNY
I'm sorry! It won't happen again, I promise!

LISA
Denny, you know that Johnny is like your father. And we're your..........................................................................................friends.....................and we're going to help you.

TOMMY
Let's go home.

Bea is dead. She was Peter. It is now Night 2. You have 24 hours to send in all night actions.
by insertnamehere
Sat Feb 08, 2014 9:54 am
Forum: Previous Micro-Mafia Games
Topic: The Room Mafia {THE END}
Replies: 151
Views: 7524

Re: The Room Mafia {DAY 2}

Daniel Day-Lewis would be interesting. Wonder how he'd get into the part though.
by insertnamehere
Sat Feb 08, 2014 9:44 am
Forum: Previous Micro-Mafia Games
Topic: The Room Mafia {THE END}
Replies: 151
Views: 7524

Re: The Room Mafia {DAY 2}

No, CHRISTOPER FUCKING WALKEN should play Tommy.
by insertnamehere
Sat Feb 08, 2014 9:42 am
Forum: Previous Micro-Mafia Games
Topic: The Room Mafia {THE END}
Replies: 151
Views: 7524

Re: The Room Mafia {DAY 2}

James Franco’s Rabbit Bandini Productions has optioned book and life rights DisasterArtistto The Disaster Artist: My Life Inside The Room, the book published last fall by Simon & Schuster from actor Greg Sestero and journalist Tom Bissell. francoFranco will direct and co-produce the book adaptation with his Rabbit Bandini partner Vince Jolivette, and Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg’s Point Grey Productions. Ryan Moody is writing the script.

Sestero and Tommy Wiseau co-wrote and starred in the 2003 feature film The Room, which some have called the worst movie ever made. Wiseau directed, produced and financed the pic, which was self-released only in Southern California before word-of-mouth spread. It has since achieved cult status for its hole-filled plot and poor production values, earning it a place in the midnight show slots usually occupied by pics like Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Among the Room converts is the CAA-repped Franco, who reviewed the book on Vice in December, calling Wiseau “part vampire, part Hollywood dreamer, part gangster, part Ed Wood, and super lonely” and equating the novel to being a combination of Boogie Nights and The Master and praising it for going beyond being just a bunch of anecdotes from the set of a bad movie. Last month, Franco posted on Instagram that the book was his: ”A new Franco joint, starring both Francos – produced by seth and evan Wazzup now?!”
This is my dream come true.
by insertnamehere
Sat Feb 08, 2014 9:40 am
Forum: Previous Micro-Mafia Games
Topic: The Room Mafia {THE END}
Replies: 151
Views: 7524

Re: The Room Mafia {DAY 2}

So, Greg Sestero, the actor who played Mark wrote a book about Tommy and the making of The Room. I haven't read it yet, but I definitely need to. Anyway, I kid you not, James Franco bought the rights to a movie adaptation of the book. So, who you think should play Tommy? My money is on Javier Bardem. He's pretty much Tommy Wiseau with talent.
by insertnamehere
Fri Feb 07, 2014 10:59 pm
Forum: Previous Micro-Mafia Games
Topic: The Room Mafia {THE END}
Replies: 151
Views: 7524

Re: The Room Mafia {NIGHT 1}

I was almost done typing out the scene when I lost my progress. I'm too much of a lazy bastard to go back and do it again.

Vompatti is dead. It is now Day 2. You have 24 hours to lynch someone.
by insertnamehere
Fri Feb 07, 2014 5:24 pm
Forum: Previous Micro-Mafia Games
Topic: The Room Mafia {THE END}
Replies: 151
Views: 7524

Re: The Room Mafia {NIGHT 1}

Mister Rearranger wrote:
Um, my name is Chris. Like, outside of the game. :smile:
Likely story.
by insertnamehere
Fri Feb 07, 2014 5:19 pm
Forum: Previous Micro-Mafia Games
Topic: The Room Mafia {THE END}
Replies: 151
Views: 7524

Re: The Room Mafia {NIGHT 1}

Lizzy wrote:That is very disrespectful kay
fudge you
by insertnamehere
Fri Feb 07, 2014 5:15 pm
Forum: Previous Micro-Mafia Games
Topic: The Room Mafia {THE END}
Replies: 151
Views: 7524

Re: The Room Mafia {NIGHT 1}

Feel free to try bitches.
by insertnamehere
Fri Feb 07, 2014 5:09 pm
Forum: Previous Micro-Mafia Games
Topic: The Room Mafia {THE END}
Replies: 151
Views: 7524

Re: The Room Mafia {NIGHT 1}

bea wrote: INH - will we be told if LIsa ever finds Johnny or Mark?
:shrug:
by insertnamehere
Fri Feb 07, 2014 5:08 pm
Forum: Previous Micro-Mafia Games
Topic: The Room Mafia {THE END}
Replies: 151
Views: 7524

Re: The Room Mafia {NIGHT 1}

Lizzy wrote: Also
You just keep me hanging on,
You just keep me hanging on.


You're going to reap just what you sow...
by insertnamehere
Thu Feb 06, 2014 11:04 pm
Forum: Previous Micro-Mafia Games
Topic: The Room Mafia {THE END}
Replies: 151
Views: 7524

Re: The Room Mafia {DAY 1}

SCENE ONE

MARK
Hi. How you doing?

LISA
I'm fine, come in. Have a seat.

MARK
Thank you.

LISA
It's hot in here. Do you mind?

MARK
No. I mean, the candles, the music, the sexy dress, I mean what's going on here?

LISA
I like you................................................................................................................very much..................................................................lover.........boy.

MARK
What are you doing this for?

LISA
What's the matter, don't you like me? I'm your girl.

MARK
Johnny's my best friend. You're going to be married next month, come on.

LISA
Forget about Johnny. This is between you...................and me.

MARK
I don't think so. Alright, I'm leaving now.

LISA
Please don't leave! Please don't leave... I need you. I love you. I don't wanna get married anymore. I don't love Johnny. I dream about you... I need you to make love to me.

MARK
I don't think so. Everything's going to be fine. I promise.

ONE EXTREMELY EROTIC SCENE LATER


SCENE TWO


MARK
*sigh* God, why did you do this to me? Why? Johnny's my best friend.

LISA
Didn't you enjoy it?

MARK
That's not the point.

LISA
I love you Mark.

MARK
Look, you're very attractive. You're beautiful! But we can't do this anymore. I can't hurt Johnny.

LISA
I know. He's your best friend.

MARK
Hey. This'll be our secret.

LISA
Uhmmmm

MARK
Hummehh
It is now Night 1. Kate has been lynched. She was Chris R. You have 24 hours to send in your night actions.
by insertnamehere
Thu Feb 06, 2014 4:13 pm
Forum: Previous Micro-Mafia Games
Topic: The Room Mafia {THE END}
Replies: 151
Views: 7524

Re: The Room Mafia {NIGHT 0}

insertnamehere wrote:RULES

2. No editing or deleting of posts, except by me.
by insertnamehere
Thu Feb 06, 2014 4:10 pm
Forum: Previous Micro-Mafia Games
Topic: The Room Mafia {THE END}
Replies: 151
Views: 7524

Re: The Room Mafia {DAY 1}

You do realize only one person or team can win, right?
by insertnamehere
Thu Feb 06, 2014 3:42 pm
Forum: Previous Micro-Mafia Games
Topic: The Room Mafia {THE END}
Replies: 151
Views: 7524

Re: The Room Mafia {DAY 1}

Just an FYI, there is a role, Peter, who wins the game if he correctly guesses everyone's role.
by insertnamehere
Thu Feb 06, 2014 10:14 am
Forum: Previous Micro-Mafia Games
Topic: The Room Mafia {THE END}
Replies: 151
Views: 7524

Re: The Room Mafia {DAY 1}

Vompatti wrote:Voted for Chris R.

Also, where's the role list?
Here's one: http://www.mafiathesyndicate.com/viewto ... f=52&t=311
by insertnamehere
Wed Feb 05, 2014 11:31 pm
Forum: Previous Micro-Mafia Games
Topic: The Room Mafia {THE END}
Replies: 151
Views: 7524

Re: The Room Mafia {NIGHT 0}

SCENE 1


LISA
Hi mom, how are you?

CLAUDETTE
I'm fine, how are you? Hmm? Okay. Let's go to the couch, and we will sit down. Now, what's happening with you? Hmm?

LISA
Nothing much, do you want some coffee?

CLAUDETTE
What's wrong? Tell me.

LISA
I'm not feeling good today.

CLAUDETTE
Why not?

LISA
I don't love him any more.

CLAUDETTE
Why don't you love him anymore? Tell me.

LISA
He's so...boring!

CLAUDETTE
Well, you've known him for over five years, you're engaged! You said you loved him, he supports you, he provides for you, and darling, you can't support yourself! He's a wonderful man, and he loves you very much. And his position is very secure! And he told me he plans to buy you a house!

LISA
That's why he's so boring!

CLAUDETTE
Well, what are you going to do?

LISA
I don't know, I don't mind living with him.

CLAUDETTE
Well, you can't do that. You've talked to him about it.

LISA
No, I don't know what to do.

CLAUDETTE
Well, he's a wonderful person! And he's getting a promotion very soon! He bought you a car, he bought you a ring, clothes, whatever you wanted, and you want to dump him? That's not right. I've always thought of him as my son-in-law! You should marry Johnny, he would be good for you.

LISA
I guess you're right about that.

CLAUDETTE
Well, of course I'm right, I know men! I wasn't born yesterday! I'm glad you're listening to your mother! Nobody else listens to me!

LISA
You're probably right about that Mom.

CLAUDETTE
Well, I'm glad you're listening to your mother. Listen, I've got to go, but you remember what I told you, okay? Mmm hmm. Bye bye now.

LISA
Thanks Mom.
It is now Day 1. You have 24 hours to vote and send in day related PM's. Good luck.
by insertnamehere
Wed Feb 05, 2014 11:13 pm
Forum: Previous Micro-Mafia Games
Topic: The Room Mafia {THE END}
Replies: 151
Views: 7524

Re: The Room Mafia {NIGHT 0}

Mister Rearranger wrote:73 feet?!

That's a huge-ass cheesecake, son.
They come in smaller sizes?
by insertnamehere
Wed Feb 05, 2014 10:57 pm
Forum: Previous Micro-Mafia Games
Topic: The Room Mafia {THE END}
Replies: 151
Views: 7524

Re: The Room Mafia {NIGHT 0}

A Person wrote:
Vompatti wrote:I wouldn't mind a 70s cheesecake if you know what I mean.
Oh yes, a 73 cheesecake would be marvelous. A classic year for cheesecake, you know.
I actually have a 73' vintage cheesecake in my cellar, I should probably eat it one of these days.
by insertnamehere
Wed Feb 05, 2014 10:56 pm
Forum: Previous Micro-Mafia Games
Topic: The Room Mafia {THE END}
Replies: 151
Views: 7524

Re: The Room Mafia {NIGHT 0}

That, plus some homemade whipped cream would be amazing. I'm a whipped cream purist. It has to be ACTUAL whipped cream, non of this canned shite.
by insertnamehere
Wed Feb 05, 2014 10:32 pm
Forum: Previous Micro-Mafia Games
Topic: The Room Mafia {THE END}
Replies: 151
Views: 7524

Re: The Room Mafia {NIGHT 0}

S~V~S wrote:I will PM you my cheesecake recipe :)
I know this was a joke, but I seriously want that.
by insertnamehere
Wed Feb 05, 2014 10:17 pm
Forum: Previous Micro-Mafia Games
Topic: The Room Mafia {THE END}
Replies: 151
Views: 7524

Re: The Room Mafia {NIGHT 0}

OK, apparently I was not clear enough, I won't penalize anyone for not turning in PM's. But still, I would really like some.
by insertnamehere
Wed Feb 05, 2014 10:09 pm
Forum: Previous Micro-Mafia Games
Topic: The Room Mafia {THE END}
Replies: 151
Views: 7524

Re: The Room Mafia {NIGHT 0}

A Person wrote:
insertnamehere wrote:I need night action PMs! I haven't gotten a single one!
You've failed to mention that we were supposed to send any in.
I assumed "NIGHT" would be enough to signal PMs.
by insertnamehere
Wed Feb 05, 2014 9:08 pm
Forum: Previous Micro-Mafia Games
Topic: The Room Mafia {THE END}
Replies: 151
Views: 7524

Re: The Room Mafia {NIGHT 0}

I need night action PMs! I haven't gotten a single one!
by insertnamehere
Wed Feb 05, 2014 7:48 pm
Forum: Previous Micro-Mafia Games
Topic: The Room Mafia {THE END}
Replies: 151
Views: 7524

Re: The Room Mafia {NIGHT 0}

I'm a rebel.
by insertnamehere
Wed Feb 05, 2014 7:48 pm
Forum: Previous Micro-Mafia Games
Topic: The Room Mafia {THE END}
Replies: 151
Views: 7524

Re: The Room Mafia {NIGHT 0}

This is my host color.
by insertnamehere
Wed Feb 05, 2014 5:57 pm
Forum: Previous Micro-Mafia Games
Topic: The Room Mafia {THE END}
Replies: 151
Views: 7524

Re: The Room Mafia {NIGHT 0}

Lizzy wrote:Heeeeeeeey... why am I the last one on the player list q.m. :|
What do you think it means? :feb:
by insertnamehere
Wed Feb 05, 2014 12:42 pm
Forum: Previous Micro-Mafia Games
Topic: The Room Mafia {THE END}
Replies: 151
Views: 7524

Re: The Room Mafia {NIGHT 0}

DFaraday wrote:As someone who's seen the Room several times and has met Tommy Wiseau and Greg Sestero, I'll be following this game with great interest. :D
Were they as majestic as they seem?
by insertnamehere
Tue Feb 04, 2014 11:53 pm
Forum: Previous Micro-Mafia Games
Topic: The Room Mafia {THE END}
Replies: 151
Views: 7524

Re: The Room Mafia {NIGHT 0}

You may post.
by insertnamehere
Tue Feb 04, 2014 11:52 pm
Forum: Previous Micro-Mafia Games
Topic: The Room Mafia {THE END}
Replies: 151
Views: 7524

Re: The Room Mafia {NIGHT 0}

PLAYERS
A Person ~ Day 3 ~ Mark
Vompatti ~ Night 1
Kate ~ Day 1 ~ Chris R
Bea ~ Day 2 ~ Peter
Tommy Wiseau ~ Night 2
Mister Rearranger
Epignosis
Lizzy
by insertnamehere
Tue Feb 04, 2014 11:48 pm
Forum: Previous Micro-Mafia Games
Topic: The Room Mafia {THE END}
Replies: 151
Views: 7524

Re: The Room Mafia {NIGHT 0}

RULES

1. Open BTSC (Feel free to PM anyone about the game.)
2. No editing or deleting of posts, except by me.
3. Role outing is allowed and encouraged. Lying about your role is also allowed and encouraged.
4. No double-targeting (targeting the same individual with a power twice in a row).
5. No disrespectful behavior.
6. Dead players should not post on-topic and should be in dead red. There is a "dead" button when posting for this function.
7. Off-topic posts should be in off-topic green. There is an "OT" button when posting for this function.
8. Posts from non-players should be in non-player blue. There is a "np" button when posting for this function.
9. Day's will be 24 hours, Night's will also be 24 hours.
10. Crazy shenanigans are guaranteed, but these are not created to be in any certain player's favor, at least intentionally.
11. If you have any questions, think you've found an error, or need help, send a PM to insertnamehere or the mod on duty, Dom.
12. No copy and pasting or screenshoting my PM's to you. Other then that, feel free to tell all. Or lie.
13. Anyone who uses the letter "k" as a word will be banned. No exceptions.
by insertnamehere
Tue Feb 04, 2014 11:46 pm
Forum: Previous Micro-Mafia Games
Topic: The Room Mafia {THE END}
Replies: 151
Views: 7524

The Room Mafia {THE END}

SCENE 1
TOMMY
Hi babe! I've something for you!

LISA
What is it?

TOMMY
Just a little something.

LISA
Oh, Johnny, it's beautiful. Thank you.
Can I try it on now?

TOMMY
Sure, it's yours.

LISA
You wait right here...
I'll try it on right now.

TOMMY
Mmmhumm.

SCENE 2

TOMMY
Wow, you look so sexy Lisa!

LISA
Isn't it fabulous?

TOMMY
I'd do anything for my girl.

DENNY
Oh, hey guys!

TOMMY
Oh, hi Denny!

DENNY
Wow, look at you!

LISA
It's from Johnny.

TOMMY
Anything for my princess! Heh, heh, heh, heh.

DENNY
How much was it?

LISA
Denny, don't ask a question like that.

TOMMY
Nice to see you Denny. I'm going to take a nap.

DENNY
Can I go upstairs too?

TOMMY
Heh, heh.

LISA
Denny, I think I'm going to join him.

TOMMY
Heh, heh.

LISA
I've got some candles upstairs.

TOMMY
You always think of everything! Heh, heh. Alright, I'm ready!

LISA
This dress is so great, I can't wait for you to get it off of me!

TOMMY
Oh yeah!

LISA
You're in for it!

TOMMY
Oh yeah!

LISA
How much you pay for this dress?

TOMMY
Ain't right to ask.

SCENE 3

TOMMY
Heh, heh.

LISA
Hmmmmm

TOMMY
Ouch! Heh, heh, heh.

DENNY
HAHAHA!

LISA
HAHAHA!

TOMMY
Heh, heh, heh.

DENNY
Oh no, stop it!

LISA
Ha, ha, ha!

TOMMY
Denny, do you have something else to do?

DENNY
I just like to watch you guys!

LISA
Oh ho, Denny, Denny, Denny boy!

TOMMY
Denny, two's great, but three's a crowd! heh, heh

DENNY
I get it, you guy's want to be alone.

TOMMY
That's the idea!

DENNY
Fine. I have homework to do anyway. Bye lovebirds!

TOMMY
Bye Denny.

LISA
Bye Denny.
It is Night 0. You have to decide what Tommy and Lisa will do next. You have 24 hours.


DO NOT POST YET!

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