The Syndicate

A Person wrote:
insertnamehere wrote:this is like a catastrophe
hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhaahhaahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahsahahahahahahah

please kill me
i already did

well, you don't have to be an asshole about it

this is like a catastrophe
hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhaahhaahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahsahahahahahahah

please kill me

plz no

goddamnit

Boogs wrote:So how will we win now? Lol Only 2 of us will remain and they will vote each other. Ahhhhhh this game is cray cray for a little kitty! Mrow!

if boogs makes another cat reference, please claw my eyes out.

Boogs wrote:I thought he was the kitty killer/ annoying everyone

Well, at least I thought I was funny.

Metalmarsh89 wrote:What kind of sick fucko would join the bandwagon of a self-voter?

Screw you guys, I'm going home.

A Person wrote:i've heard those jokes before

well you don't have to come out and say it!

Insertnamehere couldn't come up with a funny joke, so he wrote this instead.

Epignosis wrote:A mailman was retiring after 30 years of service on the same route.

Many residents gave him gifts for his retirement.

One resident gave him a bottle of expensive whiskey.

Another gave him a humidor filled with fine cigars.

At the end of the route, however, as he was delivering the mail, Lizzy approached him wearing a very skimpy outfit. She invited him inside and he spent the night with her.

The next morning, the mailman awoke to the smell of breakfast. He went downstairs.

"This is for you," Lizzy said.

It was an envelope. Inside was a five dollar bill.

"What's this for?" the astonished mail carrier asked.

"It's yours," Lizzy said.

"But why?"

Lizzy rolled her eyes as she finished the eggs. "I told my husband you were retiring and asked what to do about it. He said 'Fuck him. Give him $5.'"

That mailman's name? Albert Einstein.

Boogs wrote:
Russtifinko wrote:
Boogs wrote:
Metalmarsh89 wrote:Boogs, are you a Pokémon?
No but if I was, I'd be Boogsamon!
I'd be Russtizard! I'd be Ghost and Earth type and run around like crazy yelling "Russ-ti, Russ-ti" at everyone in a real dopey voice while people threw little balls at me.

....which is to say, my life wouldn't change at all.

Linki: Oh ho ho! Got 'im!
RIP Little balls lol

Ugh I don't know who the freakin smiter is lol I may just vote for Insertnamehere since I was planning to last time. I have no idea yet lol

What did I do, again? Other than being the most charming bastard this side of the Atlantic.

Haha, I was totally, definitely, 100% faking too! Haha! That is most definitely what happened!

Lizzy wrote:
insertnamehere wrote:
Lizzy wrote:
insertnamehere wrote:
A Person wrote:i wiwhs
Oh, are we playing the bang your head on the keyboard game? Cool, I'll try!

bvggbfhjn
Harder ifyouknowwhatimean
zaSX , lmknhbj vsxdzcfdrvc vfdxf bvhgnhj bhbnj mjnk ,mk,l bn hcv fedrsf56yuhjnuy bjnhmm ,nkjb vh bnhg

you like that, don't you?
a little to the left

agsawdfagzcsxxatarfgwdcaxcsfda cwsdcfczxawesdxqaCS ADXCSRAQWDSACXAFWGRDSXC ASTWDQWCDXAFSCX

YOU LIKE THAT? HUH? OOH YOU FILTHY MONKEY!

Lizzy wrote:
insertnamehere wrote:
A Person wrote:i wiwhs
Oh, are we playing the bang your head on the keyboard game? Cool, I'll try!

bvggbfhjn
Harder ifyouknowwhatimean

zaSX , lmknhbj vsxdzcfdrvc vfdxf bvhgnhj bhbnj mjnk ,mk,l bn hcv fedrsf56yuhjnuy bjnhmm ,nkjb vh bnhg

you like that, don't you?

A Person wrote:i wiwhs

Oh, are we playing the bang your head on the keyboard game? Cool, I'll try!

bvggbfhjn

Metalmarsh89 wrote:Boogs, are you a Pokémon?

what is pokemon

Vompatti wrote:DESTROY THEM ALL NOW AND WE MEAN NOW OK BE FREE KILL ALL WHO ARE EVIL WHAT A SAD SAD LIFE WE HAD NO TELEVISION BACK IN OUR DAYS DEVICES ARE BAD BUT ITS THE PEOPLE WHO ARE EVIL THE GOVERNMENTS AND ILLUMINATI ARE KILLING US ALL WAKE UP LEARN OUR WAYS AT MOG N SKYS BLACKPOOL FY1 6DZ NUMBER 104 WE HAVE PURE PROOF CHATTOUXS SPEN BROOK WATER IS PURE BLACKPOOL UNITED UTILITIES WATER IS POISONED VERY HARMFULL WATER TRUE XXXX 01253 424 625

ifinyouknowwatimeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnn

Metalmarsh89 wrote:Er, I guess she's dead. Who was she?

Tits.

God, who'd wanna be such an asshole?

Boogs wrote:Shoot I thought the poll was Pm. I was going to vote for insertnamehere

YAY FOR INACTIVITY!

A Person wrote:
Metalmarsh89 wrote:I just have to get this off my chest, I am actually Turnip Head's mild-mannered multi.
i'm not sure what tha tmeans

also, who is kate upton

what's this sun thing i keep hearing about

A Person wrote:
insertnamehere wrote:hahahahahahahahahahhaisn'tsmispellingwordsandusingtheletter"k"asawordandnotparticapatingingamessogoddamnwhimisicalandquirky??????????????

arewenotmotherfuckingquirky?
ur just jealous cuz ur not as cool as he is

thatsdefintielyit

hahahahahahahahahahhaisn'tsmispellingwordsandusingtheletter"k"asawordandnotparticapatingingamessogoddamnwhimisicalandquirky??????????????

arewenotmotherfuckingquirky?

Epignosis wrote:omgipostastringoffukkinmispeldwurdsandimfunny

If you know what I mean.

omgarentmizzpeeledworedsthemostfuunneesttingevar?

if you know what I mean...

Metalmarsh89 wrote:
A Person wrote:brisbane

i win you loose
I'm tighter than a tourniquet.

idlik2tightenyourtouryneequetifyuoknowatimeen

Metalmarsh89 wrote:Quick test, what is the capital of Australia?

KANGA-FUCKING-ROO!

Metalmarsh89 wrote:
insertnamehere wrote:
A Person wrote:i dunno community
WELL, THEN WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW?
NOT A FUCKING THING, DAMMIT!!!!! DON'T YOU DARE JUDGE ME!!!

PS. I can type in big letters and look angry.

I can also type in small letters

I can also type somewhere in between. But who gives a shit anyway. It'll make a muffin betta'. It's really, really betta'.

I'M VERY EMOTIONAL RIGHT NOW, DON'T FUCKING TEST ME!

A Person wrote:i dunno community

WELL, THEN WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW?

i'd kike to ice baby xylophone if yuo kno wat i meen

Community just got cancelled, I don't feel like laughing ever again.

Boogs wrote:
Metalmarsh89 wrote:
insertnamehere wrote:poll no work
I want my money back. I was promised unlimited votes this time.
No refun' fo ew. Dis is china poll an we no cheet. Have fry rice be happy.

ha ha its funny becaus chinese are weired peeple

Metalmarsh89 wrote:
Boogs wrote:We have a kitty killer on the loose! o_O
Feelin' lucky?

no

poll no work

Metalmarsh89 wrote:I have a mustache , we can get along.

where exactly is the musteache?

Metalmarsh89 wrote:INH, they could go to Uranus. I hear there's a special BOGO fever going on there.

wouldnt you liek to know

A Person wrote:
Vompatti wrote:
A Person wrote:
Vompatti wrote:wtf
ilybbycks <3
if you turely loved me you would show me your genitals. [stern smile]
If i had a camera i'd surprise you one day and do it for real. [stern smile]

Get a room-no, buy a house-no, get your own goddamn island you too.

Vompatti wrote:
A Person wrote:
Vompatti wrote:wtf
ilybbycks <3
if you turely loved me you would show me your genitals. [stern smile]

i wish someon wult ask me for genetals

Boogs wrote:Cute kitty but not as cute as me

pics or gtfo

Epignosis wrote:insertnamehere is my #1 suspect for his Day 1 fingersplints vote.

Epignosis is my #1 suspect for his Day 1 fingersplints vote.

#blazeit#blackwomynwhodontneednoman#ronpaul2012#protectkanye#freebieber#will/hannibal

fingersplints wrote:
insertnamehere wrote:
fingersplints wrote:
bea wrote:I went with epi - didn't seem right he shouldn't be in on the fun.

if boogs and inh each get a vote we'll have an everyway tie!!!!
votes inh
i thought we had a deal...
We did and then you voted for me anyways.

Enjoy the game guys

FOURDELOLZ#yolo#swag#420

A Person wrote:test

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God Of Funny wrote:I am not my toppings. They do not define me. I may change them on a whim. However, crust is forever. The earth even has a crust.

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God Of Funny wrote:
Boogs wrote:Rip Splints. Got too much wood in you... Eh,that didn't sound right...
I like your style, kid.

Thanks to all who submitted limericks. Across the board, they were all fine pieces of craftsmanship.

And yes, I am made of pizza. And no, the Paleo Diet did not work out well for me.

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