The Syndicate

Would you like to exponentially increase your profits without working any more?

What's a gril like you doing in a place like this?

How much wood would you chuck if you could chuck wood?

Wht'at is your favoureite colour?

bea wrote:
thellama73 wrote:The Senate is not a branch of government. It's half of one.
Epignosis wrote:
thellama73 wrote:The Senate is not a branch of government. It's half of one.
Finland has a unicameral legislature.

eff that when are you all going to start talking about me???!!! it's my turn damnit!!!!!

How do you feel about the government and don't you think global anarcho-communism would be an awesome idea?

Mongoose wrote:Vomps, did it make you uncomfortable to be on the hot seat this week?

It didn't k

Vomps, why so serious?

I dunno k

Vomps, have I ever called you Ok Vomputer?

I think so k

Vomps, what is the square root of your only chair?

About 35 centimeters.

Vomps, do you know what a Chia pet is (without googling or wikipedia'ing it)?

I don't and I'm not sure if I want to.

Vomps, how many US Presidents can you name from memory?

12 (rwlkelve).

Vomps, what is the best breakfast sandwich?

The kind with cheese and meat and butter.

Vomps, what is your favorite branch of the government?

The senate.

Vomps, what is your favorite branch of the military?

The sailors.

Vomps, if you had to go to a spa, what would you have done?

Bathed.

Vomps, when thinking of the foods you eat out of cans, which do you eat most often/

Beans.

Vomps, what nickname might you like us to call you?

Frank.

Mongoose wrote:
Vompatti wrote:
Mongoose wrote:Vomps is freakin smart, man.

Vomperdoodle: When you find The One, how will you propose?
I won't.
Is that because you don't believe in marriage or because you are too shy to ask?

Both k

bea wrote:Vompi - how much of that up there was made up?

10-15%

bea wrote:Follow up: If the answer is none, how much of it did you google? (I'm looking at you lakes question!)

I did google the lakes question and the taste buds one.

Mongoose wrote:Vomps is freakin smart, man.

Vomperdoodle: When you find The One, how will you propose?

I won't.

thellama73 wrote:
Vompatti wrote:
Mongoose wrote:Are you said Llama's not asked you any questions?
Just a bit.
Do you believe in free will?

No, but I find it a premise worth considering.

Is philosophy dead?

No, it's only hibernating.

Are science and religion incompatible?

Yes and no, but only because modern science is materialistic by default and only attempts to prove theories irrelevant to religion.

Do you believe in objective truth?

Yes, but any expression of it would have to be subjective.

How many lakes are there in Finland?

187 888.

Why do different people have different taste in food? It's not just what you are used to, because members of the same family can have different preferences.

Taste is the sensation produced when a substance in the mouth reacts chemically with receptors of taste buds. On average, people lose half their taste receptors by time they turn 20.

How would you define "music?"

Intentionally arranged series of audio frequencies.

Mongoose wrote:Are you said Llama's not asked you any questions?

Just a bit.

Lizzy wrote:What's your worse nightmare?
What about your best?

I wouldn't mind a wurst nightmare if you know what I mean.

My actual worst nightmare would problblblbly be the evil capitalists taking away my free moeny.

Mongoose wrote:
Vompatti wrote:
S~V~S wrote:Does cruelty make you angry, or does it make you sad?
Sometimes it makes me sad, mostly it makes me indifferent.
Vomps, you asshorn. Cruelty is bad, k.

Hi, sug. What are you looking forward to?

Finishinig my novel k

S~V~S wrote:Does cruelty make you angry, or does it make you sad?

Sometimes it makes me sad, mostly it makes me indifferent.

bea wrote:did you finally agree to make out with lizzy up there??!!!

I dunno k

Lizzy wrote:Would you...?

I wouldn't mind . . . if you know what I mean.

Spacedaisy wrote:What is the closest object to you right now aside from your computer?

A Linux handbook.

Do you wear glasses or corrective lenses?

No.

What do you think of Llama's mustache?

On a scale of 1 to 5 I would say it's about 4/5 awesome.

What kind of person irritates you like none other?

In theory maybe the kind that tries to sell me stuff, but in practice I'm mostly indifferent towards the kind of people or things that one would expect to irritate me.

Does your toilet paper roll over the top or under, or are you a complete rebel and it sits free of any dispenser? (Ours does, but that is not because we are rebels but because we are lazy, just saying...)

Top.

Can you whistle?

A bit but I'm better at kazoo.

How do you feel about pet birds?

The same way I feel about pet cats. I like them and I'm fine with having them as long as they can fly out the window whenever they want.

bea wrote:did you forget your birfday or did you LIE?!

I didn't lie. Age is just a number.

Mongoose wrote:
Vompatti wrote:
BoatsBoatsBoats wrote:asl?
25 m finanlnld
This is not true ^

*26 m ifnallndln

bea wrote:did you know I make a pretty kick arse lasagna? You should try it k?

I didn't k. Ture.

have you ever thought about teaching?

I'm too shy to think about it.

bea wrote:are you in school? if so what are you studying?

No. I used to study literature.

If not, what sort of work do you do?

I'm a bum.

what's the best kind of tea?

Black.

what cartoon character best represents your personality?

Garfield.

Turnip Head wrote:What do you think of the band Sigur Ros? That's the only Finland pop culture I know of. Any good Finnish musicians, films etc that you'd recommend?

They're from Iceland and they make me sleepy.

Music: CMX, YUP, Terveet kädet, Radiopuhelimet, Alamaailman vasarat, Babylon Whores, Deep Turtle, Liimanarina, M. A. Numminen, Kauko Röyhkä, Tuomari Nurmio, Wigwam.

Films: Kahdeksan surmanluotia (Mikko Niskanen), Drifting Clouds (Aki Kaurismäki), La vie de bohème (Aki Kaurismäki), Työmiehen päiväkirja (Risto Jarva), Katsastus (Matti Ijäs).

Tell me more about this lit journal? What do you like to write?

The lit journal is Nervous Horse. Rumour has it that they publish anything.

I mostly write anti-post-modern neo-absurdist fiction.

BoatsBoatsBoats wrote:asl?

25 m finanlnld

Roxy wrote:
Vomps wrote:I'd keep them in my pockets a lot and maybe later donate them for science.

lol I really enjoyed reading your answers.

But I have another now kk?

Who is Hank? And what does he look like?

My potential cat which I would have if I had a cat. Brown striped.

If you were to buy a rootbeer how much american money would it cost?

$2.75 I think.

Do you wear a hat?

I've worn one once or twice and I might again in the future.

A Person wrote:WHAT DID YOU DO TO FIP?

notihng i'm iinnnocent k

agleaminranks wrote:Why do you always lie about your ture age?

It's a reflex.

Does the government lady keep taking your moeny?

No, she promised not to take it for at least a few monhts.

What is the most expensive thing one can buy in finalnd?

A Finland-sized area of land.

Roxy wrote:Hi Vomps

hi

In Finland is it possible to find rootbeer? Specifically A&W Rootbeer?

I think I've seen it somewhere but not very often.

Do ya like twinkies?

I probalbly would but we don't have them in Fianlndl.

If you had sparkly fingers would you show them off or hide them?

I'd keep them in my pockets a lot and maybe later donate them for science.

Have you asked any of the girls in your writing group out on a date?

I haven't, but I had a dream where one of them told me I should have a sofa.

What color are your favorite socks?

Black, but I've always wanted brown ones.

Whats design or not is on your favorite T-shirt?

I like blank t-shirts the best.

Do you have a cat? If yes what is his/her name?

I don't. Hank.

^

Mongoose wrote:If you were forced to get a tattoo, what would it be of and where?

The letter psi (Ψ) on my left wrist.

Do you already have a tattoo?

i don't k

Do you have anything pierced?

not that i know of.

What's the last thing on/in your body that was infected?

i don't remember. probably something i wasn't aware of.

What color is your toothbrush?

mostly white with some green or blue areas.

Mongoose wrote:
Vompatti wrote:
Mongoose wrote:Other than this question, is there a question on earth I've not asked you yet?
Yes, but I'm too shy to mention it.
Don't worry; I'm too much of a lady to ask

What was the last movie you saw?

City of the Living Dead.

What are three words that pop into your head when you think of Matt?

"The cat sat on the Matt."

What's the best part of your writing group?

the gril(s).

BoatsBoatsBoats wrote:Would you eat Taco Bell given the chance?

i would k

i eat anything that moves

agleaminranks wrote:I'm in your area, teaching bitches how to swim?

ture

insertnamehere wrote:In three sentences or less, what is your outlook on life?

You have an open lookout on life. You are optimistic about things and open minded to different ideas. You consider all possible choices when deciding something. You want to make the right choices for yourself and look at different outcomes. This is really good. You get a wide range of things and topics in life.

Do you have any stories about making your music?

I can't think of any. I usually make it on the floor.

What color underwear are you currently wearing?

Balck.

Lizzy wrote::OOOO:O:OOOooOooo

Omg Vopsm

omg hi

What's your favourite frozne pizza flavour?

salami k

How many froezn pizzas do you have in the fridge at the moment?

only 4 (four)

What's your favourite cheap burger joint?

There are no cheap burger joints in Fianlndnl, McDonald's is probalblly the cheapest.

What kind of potato chips do you like?

Sour cream & onion , butt also salt & vinegar k

How's the census person doing q.m.

Not so good. He's at his wit's end.

How's the radiator?

Wut radiator? I would say about every other of my radiators is functioning quite properly.

How you doin' q.m.

k

Have you managed to make an extra chair from cubic wombat poop?

wtf ewwww no. But I did buy a cheap chinese washing masschine.

Mongoose wrote:Other than this question, is there a question on earth I've not asked you yet?

Yes, but I'm too shy to mention it.

bea wrote:is there anything that's not expensive in Finland?

some kinds of macaroni are not very expenisve.

Favorite color?

turquoise.

Favorite comfort food?

potato chips.

Which writers do you most admire? Which ones have most influenced you writing?

Daniil Kharms, Samuel Beckett, Flann O'Brien, Alfred Jarry and William Burroughs.

Who should I read that you think I might not know about?

D. A. Levy.

How goes the lit journal?

Slow. You should all wrirte for it.

what is the turest advice you've ever heard?

If you can, don't.

A Person wrote:Did you ever finish recompiling Gentoo?

I did it again with Genkernel and now it'll probabllby work butt isn't optimized for my hardware if you know what imean.

What's a nice gril like you doing in a place like this?

Mongoose wrote:
Vompatti wrote:Why no Bresson?
Crap, I kept reminding myself to add in B13/District 13 and Brotherhood of the Wolf. I can't believe I forgot Solaris and Jules et Jim, in particular. And Almodovar completely, ha. Timecrimes is another Spanish film I like. I like so many Spanish films, it's a trip I forgot that. I didn't put Mexico on there either.

Basically how this started is Daisy asked me for a starter list of foreign films, which was probably a mistake on her part because I rambled for like 10 mins straight haha.

What is your favorite part of the Decalogue? I remember that one with the kid falling through the ice the most.

I watched it on TV and only saw about half of them butt I like the one he made into A Short Film About Love k

Why no Bresson?

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