The Syndicate

Mongoose wrote:What's the Finnish version of 911?

112.

I've been repeatedly diagnosed with hypochondria and I fear it might be deadly.

This cheap Finnish beer tastes worse than it used to. I almost don't feel like drinking it. I hope this doesn't mean I'm dying.

I would like to take this opportunity to promote the finest wine ever made. (Yes, it's a plastic bottle, and yes, I mix it with coke.)

This is the best relatively inexpensive beer in Finaln.d