The Syndicate

Magic, because it's more useful and consumes less natural resources.

Philosophy or psychology?

Molly Hatchet, although I don't care much for either.

Hammer or sickle?

Assassins, because they kill people.

Lawyers or politicians?

European (although I'm probably less familiar with American)

Werewolves or vampires?

The Raven k

Edgar Allan Poe or Nathaniel Hawthorne?

Delay k

Wah-wah or phaser?

Halloween.

Trick or treat?

Butter is much better for the teeth.

Eggs or bacon?

Epistemology by far.

Endurantism or perdurantism?

Masterpiece if it's meant to be ironic, garbage if it's not.

Which pretentious celebrity philosopher do you prefer, Zizek or Sartre?

Cats.

Wombats or kangaroos?

Vague & mysterious.

Pretzels or potato chips?

Gilmore Girls.

Would you rather spend a day watching a full season of your favourite series or listening to the whole discography of your favourite band/artist?

He's sort of an outsider and that appeals to me k

Also, he's totally hot.

I'd date Jess.

A yacht.

Would you rather own a yacht or a rowboat?

I don't like opera. I'd toss a coin and listen to Verdi.

Would you rather listen to Mahler or Stravinsky?

Occasionally I do, but most of the time I'm somewhat gloomy.

Would you believe me if I told you this is actually the "would you rather . . . " thread?

Schadenfreude Listeni/ˈʃɑːdənfrɔɪdə/ (German: [ˈʃaːdənˌfʁɔʏdə]) is pleasure derived from the misfortunes of others.

I do find certain unfortunate events amusing, particularly if they happen to unpleasant people, but in general I'd wish for everyone to be equally happy and not bothered by too many obstacles.

Do you often feel Sehnsucht?

Bird (although I don't believe humans do reincarnate as animals other than human)

Would you rather reincarnate as an animal or a plant?

Anger Management. I think I'd pass that one more easily.

Would you rather work at a prison or a mental hospital?

I love Blade Runner but I think I might rather read the book as I've only read it once before.

Would you rather watch Stalker or read Roadside Picnic?

Nature doc.

Academic history book or historical novel?

Chalkboard.

Pen or typewriter?

Documentaries.

Listen to techno or opera?

Severus Snape.

Would you rather be a wizard or an architect?

Most definitely pissed on.

Would you rather be tickled or punched?

Grand Theft Auto

Would you rather play Nethack or Myst?

Ghost.

Would you rather build your house on an old landfill or an Indian burial ground?

I haven't had either and they're both rated the same (0/100), so I guess I'd have Miller Lite.

Beer or wine?

Lamia

Would you rather be the Watcher of the Skies or the Guaranteed Eternal Sanctuary Man?

The latter. I think a zombie uprising would do the world a lot of good.

Would you rather be a vampire or a werewolf?

Cartographer!

Pirate or used car salesman?

Archeologist.

Historian or linguist?

Moon, because it's closer and there's life on Mars.

Would you rather be an astronomer of an oceanographer?

Owl by far.

Cat or mongoose?

I'm sorry mongoose, but owls are just too cute.

Cat or dog?

Wildebeasts, assuming I wouldn't have to have a conversation with them.

Would you rather attend a tea party or a rave?

Definitely attend a party.

Would you rather attend a party or stay alone at home wondering why nobody loves you?

Even though she's not a fictional character I would have to say Scarlett.

Would you rather have dinner at a restaurant or at home?

Doughnut.

Hamburger or pizza?

Prague!

(llama, Monica is k but Phoebe is full of awesome, k.)

Would you rather spend a week in a hospital or a day trapped in an elevator?

Cupcake

Toffee or liquorice?

Phoebe by far.

Ross or Rachel?

Hard wood floors.

Wallpaper or paint?

I do occasionally wear sunglasses at night.

Would you rather get a large tattoo on your back or a small one on your forehead?

Definitely black lipstick.

Would you rather carry a pocket watch or a monocle?

Slot machine.

Would you rather play poker or solitaire?

Train, because I've never taken one.

Would you rather take a ship or a plane?

Turku, Finland.

Would you believe me if I told you this thread has derailed from its original purpose?

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