The Syndicate

I have a higher chance of winning the lottery than most of the things on that list

I don't know any movie stars, I'm nowhere near water, the weather is fine, I'm not playing poker, I'm not in a plane, I don't see any vending machines. I do have some lotto tickets tho.

Epignosis wrote: ↑Tue Oct 23, 2018 11:43 pm

DharmaHelper wrote: ↑Tue Oct 23, 2018 11:42 pm

Epignosis wrote: ↑Tue Oct 23, 2018 11:39 pm I never understood why people call what I do "gambling."

If I put my money toward businesses, I'm "investing."

Look, you pick guys who wear suits to make money for you.

I pick guys who wear uniforms to make money for me.

We the same.

You right we is the same.

Still waiting on that $2.

You and me both.

Epignosis wrote: ↑Tue Oct 23, 2018 11:39 pm I never understood why people call what I do "gambling."

If I put my money toward businesses, I'm "investing."

Look, you pick guys who wear suits to make money for you.

I pick guys who wear uniforms to make money for me.

We the same.

You right we is the same.

Epignosis wrote: ↑Tue Oct 23, 2018 11:35 pm

DharmaHelper wrote: ↑Tue Oct 23, 2018 11:31 pm

Epignosis wrote: ↑Tue Oct 23, 2018 11:13 pm Consider this:

I am offering you an investment opportunity.

You can buy shares for just $2 each.

There is a 99.9% chance that you will get nothing in return.

Are you interested?

Nah you never said what the returns are so for all I know I give you $2 and my returns are 25 cents on the dollar no thanks.

There's a one in a 302 million chance you win a billion dollars.

Per $2? Sign me up fam.

Epignosis wrote: ↑Tue Oct 23, 2018 11:13 pm Consider this:

I am offering you an investment opportunity.

You can buy shares for just $2 each.

There is a 99.9% chance that you will get nothing in return.

Are you interested?

Nah you never said what the returns are so for all I know I give you $2 and my returns are 25 cents on the dollar no thanks.