Epignosis wrote:
(To the tune of "If I Were a Rich Man" from Fiddler on the Roof)
If I were a bad man
Yubby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dum
On Day 1, I’d be a quiet bum
If I were a nasty man
I wouldn’t have to work hard
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum
I’d keep mum and biddle biddle bum
And let the civvies do it to themselves
I’d … sit … in … B-T-S-C chatting with my teammates
And make a couple comments in the thread
And let the good hang one of their very own
I … might … screw … up and vote based on an untrue reason
Built on assumptions that I made
And for that fault my cover would be blown!
If I were a bad man
Yubby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dum
On Day 2, I’d be some lying scum
If I were a nasty man
But if I were a good man
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle doo
I would keep my eye fixed squarely on
Those who ought to be kept in a zoo.*
