The Syndicate

NurseWilgy

Allison Taylor wrote: ↑Fri Oct 23, 2020 6:22 am Has anyone seen my saxophone? I left it somewhere around here, but then I got distracted by a game of anagrams and can't find it again.

While anagrams can be fun, it's certainly no excuse for misplacing a valued (sentimentally & monetarily) instrument. Something fishy going on here...

NurseWilgy

Good morning. I see some of us got the party started already. 1st thoughts...Marge has crocodile tears.

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[VOTE: ROSS] aubergine

Don’t cancel Joey! I can’t take it twice!

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If this is it, old chap, I hope you don’t mind I go out speaking the King’s.

Ross, Janice, Phoebe. These are your top suspects. Don’t let ol’ Joey down.

NurseWilgy

This lynch on me is too easy! Joey’s gettin’ framed!

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[VOTE: JANICE] aubergine

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I think Ross looks eager to lynch anybody and doesn’t particularly care who, but Janice voted me and didn’t even say why. That’s a scum hitching to a wagon, friends, or my name’s not Joey Tribbiani.

NurseWilgy

So how do my friends like to approach Day 1 lynches? Look at Joey here being a timid people-pleaser. How do YOU approach Day 1 lynches, Joey? Also, did you poison Monica's drink? Should we lynch you? Yeah, I don't like Joey's input. It's as fluffy as a cat. Joey Tribbiani This is totally false — Jo...

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Woah woah woah! What are you doin’?

Phoebe Buffay wrote: ↑Sun Jul 01, 2018 4:06 pm
Joey Tribbiani wrote: ↑Sat Jun 30, 2018 12:34 pm So how do my friends like to approach Day 1 lynches?
Look at Joey here being a timid people-pleaser. How do YOU approach Day 1 lynches, Joey?
Also, did you poison Monica's drink? Should we lynch you?

I vote for the most suspicious person.

NurseWilgy

Ross Geller wrote: ↑Sun Jul 01, 2018 11:50 am
Joey Tribbiani wrote: ↑Sat Jun 30, 2018 12:34 pm So how do my friends like to approach Day 1 lynches?

[VOTE: Joey Tribbiani] aubergine

Why?

NurseWilgy

Rachel Green wrote: ↑Sat Jun 30, 2018 4:01 pm
Joey Tribbiani wrote: ↑Sat Jun 30, 2018 12:34 pm So how do my friends like to approach Day 1 lynches?
Whatever one I'd feel least guilty about.

Who’s that?

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So how do my friends like to approach Day 1 lynches?

NurseWilgy

Alright, it's day 1. We have 10 players. How many can we assume are bad? Just 2? I’m just a struggling actor, cologne sampler, entry-level data processor, Christmas tree salesman, museum tour guide at the New York Museum of Prehistoric History, waiter at Alessandro’s, waiter at Central Perk and min...

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Monica Geller wrote: ↑Fri Jun 29, 2018 11:38 pm
Joey Tribbiani wrote: ↑Fri Jun 29, 2018 11:23 pm Well, Phoebe, some people call me promiscuous and dim-witted, but also good-natured, very loyal, well-meaning and protective of my friends. And Monica’s one of those friends.

Unless she’s scum. Then I don’t care how she’s doin’.
Scum? Do I look like I tolerate scum?

NurseWilgy

Well, Phoebe, some people call me promiscuous and dim-witted, but also good-natured, very loyal, well-meaning and protective of my friends. And Monica’s one of those friends.

Unless she’s scum. Then I don’t care how she’s doin’.

NurseWilgy

Alright, it's day 1. We have 10 players. How many can we assume are bad? Just 2? I’m just a struggling actor, cologne sampler, entry-level data processor, Christmas tree salesman, museum tour guide at the New York Museum of Prehistoric History, waiter at Alessandro’s, waiter at Central Perk and min...

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All my friends must be busy right now.

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Janice wrote: ↑Thu Jun 28, 2018 9:15 pm
Joey Tribbiani wrote: ↑Thu Jun 28, 2018 8:42 pm
Janice wrote: ↑Thu Jun 28, 2018 7:08 pm UHH HAHAHEHAHAHEHEHEA!!!
How you doin’?
A little birdie told me something about you wanting to rip your arm off and throw it at me

I don’t want to rip anybody’s arm off, lady. I’m just an Italian-American struggling actor who loves food, women and my friends.

NurseWilgy

Janice wrote: ↑Thu Jun 28, 2018 7:08 pm UHH HAHAHEHAHAHEHEHEA!!!

How you doin’?

NurseWilgy

I am loving this productivity. Keep it up inmates.

NurseWilgy

Prisoners, I saw how much fun y'all had yesterday, so here is your next challenge: One of you must post at least once every 10 minutes , starting with the time on the poll soon to be posted by the Sockfaced weirdo. If over 10 minutes pass and there is no post from any prisoner, you will instantly lo...

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I just want to say you hooligans embarrassed me out there. Parole? I don't believe in that shit. Get busy posting, or get busy dying.

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Prisoners, here is your next challenge: One of you must post at least once every 30 minutes, starting with the time on the poll soon to be posted by the Sockfaced weirdo. If a 31 minute span of time transpires and there is no post from any prisoner, you will instantly lose. You better be praying to ...

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I understand you people like rainbows.
Turnip Head
SVS
ika
Silverwolf
chaindeath
Black Rock
Matt
Epignosis
Golden
Serge
Nerolunar
indiglo
Dragon D. Luffy
Soneji
Quin
a2thezebra
thellama73
Boomslang
Draconus
Scotty
Sloonei
sig
Red

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Prisoner 740359 wrote:
Warden wrote:I hope I didn't miss the opportunity to cast a vote. Are we lynching sig or ika?
WHAT

How can you vote as well?!

I'm a taxpaying citizen of the US. Of course I can vote. You are a convicted felon. Why can you vote?

NurseWilgy

I hope I didn't miss the opportunity to cast a vote. Are we lynching sig or ika?

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Think you got it all figured do you? Well well, I am happy to tell you that Silverwolf and ika aren't agents of Justice and that one of Nerolunar, Sloonei, Sig, Scotty, Quin, or thellama73 came by my office the other day asking about getting transferred into the field of corrections.

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Golden wrote:I wonder what would happen if we lynched the warden...

I run the lynches around here and you won't catch me breaking any rules like Mr. Con just did.

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All inmates, return to your cells immediately. Do you hear me? The Lord will not tolerate this anarchy.

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I see there's new fish in this den of iniquity. Don't let the new fish deceive you.

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I see MP has chosen to be generous in helping you complete your task, inmates. Bear in mind that I shall not be so lenient.

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Prisoners, here is your third challenge. You must correctly identify the author of at least ten of fifteen quotes taken from the main game thread. However, you will not receive more than one final guess for all quotes. You have 48 hours to decide how to allocate each player to each quote, and when t...

NurseWilgy

I hear the footsteps approaching. It's the only sound in my day as they clink steadily towards me, and then the light that sneaks in as the small slot is opened. A grating sound as the aluminum tray is slid inside before the slot is slid back into place and the little lock engages with a click. The...

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I hear the footsteps approaching. It's the only sound in my day as they clomp steadily towards me, and then the light that sneaks in as the small slot is opened. A grating sound as the aluminum tray is slid inside before the slot is slid back into place and the little lock engages with a click. The...

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I hear the footsteps approaching. It's the only sound in my day as they clonk steadily towards me, and then the light that creaks in as the small slot is opened. A grating sound as the aluminum tray is slid inside before the slot is slid back into place and the little lock engages with a click. The...

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Incorrect still in red, correct in green. Not quite. Incorrect words are in red. Could we have it????? I hear the footsteps approaching. It's the only sound in my day as they clunk steadily towards me, and then the light that breaks in as the small slot is opened. A grating sound as the aluminum tra...

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Not quite. Incorrect words are in red. Could we have it????? I hear the footsteps approaching. It's the only sound of my day as they climb steadily towards me, and then the light that gleams in as the small slit is opened. A grating sound as the aluminum tray is slid inside before the slit is slid b...

NurseWilgy

Prisoner 920077 wrote:@Warden, is it possible you are missing an E in the first line? That sure seems like it should be "ear" to me....

Nope.

NurseWilgy

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NurseWilgy

I will accept one letter request at this time.

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Prisoner 650829 wrote:When do we get more letters?

You get more letters when we say you get more letters. You piss when we say you piss, and you shit when we say you shit. You got that you maggot dick motherfucker?

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~ ~e~~ t~e ~~~t~te~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~. ~t'~ t~e ~~l~ ~~~~~ ~~ ~~ ~~~ ~~ t~e~ ~l~~~ ~te~~~l~ t~~~~~~ ~e, ~~~ t~e~ t~e l~~~t t~~t ~~e~~~ ~~ ~~ t~e ~~~ll ~l~t ~~ ~~e~e~. ~ ~~~t~~~ ~~~~~ ~~ t~e ~l~~~~~~ t~~~ ~~ ~l~~ ~~~~~e ~e~~~e t~e ~l~t ~~ ~l~~ ~~~~ ~~t~ ~l~~e ~~~ t~e l~ttle l~~~ e~~~~e~ ~~t~ ~ ~l~~~. T~e ...

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Prisoners, here is your next challenge. You must decode the following message: ~ ~~~~ ~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~. ~~'~ ~~~ ~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~ ~~ ~~~ ~~ ~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ ~~, ~~~ ~~~~ ~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~ ~~~~~~ ~~ ~~ ~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~ ~~ ~~~~~~. ~ ~~~~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~ ~~~ ~~~~~~~~ ~~~~ ~~ ~~~~ ~~~~~~ ~~~~~~ ...

NurseWilgy

The Prison Yard is now locked for the day. Return to your cells at once.

NurseWilgy

You have completed your task? Well, consider me surprised! You may now partake in regular discussions for the next hour and 45 minutes.

Don't celebrate though, tomorrow's task will crush your spirits. May God have mercy on y'all.

NurseWilgy

Just a simple comment here, but that Warden looks just like that douchebag doctor in Patch Adams who said there is no place in medicine for laughter. I hated that guy, and consequently... I hate the Warden. Dude better not walk too close to my cell at night... Keep this up, sonny, and I'll take you...

NurseWilgy

Prisoner 650829 wrote:And please don't let bologna and moldy bread sandwiches be on the lunch menu again tomorrow!

The Lord answers prayer. I've informed the kitchen staff of your request, and Doris was kind enough to make sure we get through the fish sticks and cabbage from last Thursday.

NurseWilgy

I believe in two things, discipline and the Bible. Here you'll receive both. Put your trust in the Lord. Your ass belongs to me. Welcome to Syndicate. Your first prisoner challenge is as follows: All prisoners must alternate posts, and each prisoner must post a minimum of 5 posts each. Now get to wo...

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Dom 2 wrote:I have to vote. I went with llama. I trust what Ricochet has brought forth on the matter.

You Goober.

I'm hoping at least a few of you have read through my posts to realize I am not mafia and in fact a civ. Recruit? I can see how that can be plausible. Untrue, but plausible.

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