The Syndicate

I see there's new fish in this den of iniquity. Don't let the new fish deceive you.

I see MP has chosen to be generous in helping you complete your task, inmates. Bear in mind that I shall not be so lenient.

Prisoners, here is your third challenge. You must correctly identify the author of at least ten of fifteen quotes taken from the main game thread.

However, you will not receive more than one final guess for all quotes. You have 48 hours to decide how to allocate each player to each quote, and when the time is up, you then will be judged. Each quote is spoken by one unique player. Talk among yourselves. Use your time wisely.

Here are the quotes, followed by the bank of 15 players:

1)

Waffle House.

2)

As an example, fat chance me ever getting a socky nomination for funniest poster, even though I will try and do lots of funnies a game. I do the game side far too seriously.

3)

ika-WTF are you doing?

4)

Yes sig. I asked to work tonight so that I could miss the deadline and have an excuse for voting you out of a mafia game.

5)

All the excuses in the world wouldn't stop me from sounding like an idiot

6)

Also, NEWS FLASH I am a gigantic nerd who hordes internet smileys!!!

7)

Everyone, am I a handsome sock or a beautiful Daisy?

8)

ok im back from my poo. should I say how it was?

9)

I will cherish your final moments sweet prince

10)

finally someone asks! Holy cowlicks! I think Scotty has big feet, if you know what I mean.

11)

The next time you level up, put a few more points in sarcasm detection.

12)

Sloonei is one of those players I'm praying to the mafia god he is good, otherwise we are royally fucked.

13)

I'm an adult, and I'll vote who I damn well please.

14)

I have no idea, llama llama ding dong.

15)

Wow this is getting kinda extreme first you want me to be your slave know Golden is in your ass?

PLAYER BANK
a2thezebra
agleaminranks
Dragon D. Luffy
DrWilgy
Epignosis
Golden
ika
indiglo
Metalmarsh89
Quin
Scotty
sig
Silverwolf
Sloonei
Turnip Head

All the prayer in the world won't help you now.