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by Golf
Sat May 07, 2016 6:46 pm
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: [END] Futurama Mafia
Replies: 369
Views: 15772

Re: [DAY 2] Futurama Mafia

I don't trust any of the votes on the Robot Mafia. I think Hermes is trying to make a mountain of a molehill from the Robot Mafia's response without my patented Mountain Maker, which is a clear mistake. I'll stick with my brain-gut and vote Zapp!
by Golf
Sat May 07, 2016 11:30 am
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: [END] Futurama Mafia
Replies: 369
Views: 15772

Re: [DAY 2] Futurama Mafia

MORBO HAS NO WISH TO CHANGE HIS VOTE! MORBO IS PERPLEXED AND ENRAGED THAT THE ROBOT MAFIA HAS THREE VOTES, TWO WITH VERY LITTLE REASONING BEHIND THEM! MORBO FIND'S BRANNIGAN'S SELF-PRESERVATION VOTE REASONABLE HOWEVER! My colleague with the lesser doctorate at least justified his suspicion by claim...
by Golf
Fri May 06, 2016 10:58 pm
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: [END] Futurama Mafia
Replies: 369
Views: 15772

Re: [DAY 2] Futurama Mafia

Friends, I don't disagree with the reasoning behind this lynch, since attempting to save Amy without voting for the second top lynch candidate is quite interesting, but if I recall correctly, this Zapp Brannigan woman had a thing for Amy. Could he have placed his vote out of love? (Roleplay aside -...
by Golf
Fri May 06, 2016 10:49 pm
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: [END] Futurama Mafia
Replies: 369
Views: 15772

Re: [DAY 2] Futurama Mafia

The Donbot don't like a whole lot of sudden movement against that there captain. He says to cool your jets. This titillating robot makes little sense! Why would he vote for me and then tell others to not vote for me? You're still on my radar, captain. If I understand the Robot Mafia's point--and my...
by Golf
Fri May 06, 2016 9:10 am
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: [END] Futurama Mafia
Replies: 369
Views: 15772

Re: [DAY 2] Futurama Mafia

I see you all have got a..."head" start on me while I was away! Hwuwuwuwuwuwueh Let it be known that all perpetrators of violence will be swiftly punished by Vice President Agnew; it is my presidential decree that all bad robots, humans and cyborgs must let their presence be known, or els...
by Golf
Thu May 05, 2016 7:07 pm
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: [END] Futurama Mafia
Replies: 369
Views: 15772

Re: [DAY 2] Futurama Mafia

Sweet, stupid Amy. I can hardly believe she's gone. I don't want to live on this planet anymore.





Though I suppose I can harvest Hedonismbot for various spare parts. Science marches on!
by Golf
Wed May 04, 2016 6:46 pm
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: [END] Futurama Mafia
Replies: 369
Views: 15772

Re: [DAY 1] Futurama Mafia

The lack of votes in the poll at this time concerns me. What disturbs me is why you would want to accuse a sweet, innocent Martian girl of such a heinous crime! And it has nothing to do with the lovely Miss Wong being betrothed to my underling Kif! I do not honor traditional monogamous relationship...
by Golf
Wed May 04, 2016 3:31 pm
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: [END] Futurama Mafia
Replies: 369
Views: 15772

Re: [DAY 1] Futurama Mafia

Maybe you know he's not evil because you are evil. What's that you got in that there box over there? What, this box? I don't know what's in there, but I'm sure our minds would be unable to comprehend it. I thought I told Leela to make sure no one got close to that—oh, right. I suppose I'd best be t...
by Golf
Wed May 04, 2016 9:11 am
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: [END] Futurama Mafia
Replies: 369
Views: 15772

Re: [DAY 1] Futurama Mafia

Get a load of this guy, huh? Telling us what to do but not doing anything about it. The general lack of noisiness on this planet is causing my hard drive boil. Joey Mousepad, I want you to find some answers. Sure thing, boss. Deez sings are related, mon! How am I supposed to do someting when nobody...
by Golf
Tue May 03, 2016 10:29 pm
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: [END] Futurama Mafia
Replies: 369
Views: 15772

Re: [DAY 1] Futurama Mafia

Hmmm, I wonder what Calculon has calculated as the odds of Hermes actually being evil? He seems to be inert, so we must reintroduce his programming to his body using science! I'll need to get a spare circuit board out of a mechanical goat, but it should work... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzKArT...
by Golf
Tue May 03, 2016 6:28 pm
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: [END] Futurama Mafia
Replies: 369
Views: 15772

Re: [DAY 1] Futurama Mafia

Ras H. Safari! What's going' on in 'eah? Poor Lila! Since we're supposed to be role dumpin', allow me to break de ice: I am a Mafia Godfaddah. Debate. Poor Hermes! All that space marijuana must have scrambled his brain! A Grade 36 Bureaucrat would never use the indefinite article "a" inst...
by Golf
Mon May 02, 2016 11:05 pm
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: [END] Futurama Mafia
Replies: 369
Views: 15772

Re: [DAY 1] Futurama Mafia

Amy Wong wrote:Nooooooo, Kif!! How could you leave me alone with all of these old men?? Bleckkkk!
*slaps Amy's butt* Indeed, it is baby soft! Errr, what was that you said? I'm sorry, I must have left my hearing glasses in another safety sphere.
by Golf
Mon May 02, 2016 7:14 pm
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: [END] Futurama Mafia
Replies: 369
Views: 15772

Re: [DAY 1] Futurama Mafia

Good news, everyone! I somehow managed to make it out alive! And I have managed to access this strange fifth-dimensional "bulletin board" to put my thoughts into written form! I encourage you all to do the same, but I must be the first.
by Golf
Sat Mar 19, 2016 8:05 pm
Forum: Previous Jobs
Topic: [END] Turf Wars: Battle of the Hosts
Replies: 9293
Views: 187328

Re: [DAY 6] Turf Wars: Battle of the Hosts

Prisoner 509378 wrote:Golden wasn't the Warden. :P
I wasn't G or Mac either. :P
by Golf
Sat Mar 19, 2016 8:03 pm
Forum: Previous Jobs
Topic: [END] Turf Wars: Battle of the Hosts
Replies: 9293
Views: 187328

Re: [DAY 6] Turf Wars: Battle of the Hosts

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by Golf
Sat Mar 19, 2016 7:53 pm
Forum: Previous Jobs
Topic: [END] Turf Wars: Battle of the Hosts
Replies: 9293
Views: 187328

Re: [DAY 6] Turf Wars: Battle of the Hosts

WEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
by Golf
Sat Mar 19, 2016 7:19 pm
Forum: Previous Jobs
Topic: [END] Turf Wars: Battle of the Hosts
Replies: 9293
Views: 187328

Re: [NIGHT 5] Turf Wars: Battle of the Hosts

Lynch Golden the Warden and maybe the entire prison establishment will then crumble. :mafia:
by Golf
Sat Mar 19, 2016 7:16 pm
Forum: Previous Jobs
Topic: [END] Turf Wars: Battle of the Hosts
Replies: 9293
Views: 187328

Re: [NIGHT 5] Turf Wars: Battle of the Hosts

Did the other Night phases have any polls? The last one that had a poll was identifying a quote. The next day, you all came out. Ah, lol, it was probably our "ask the audience" lifeline. Really? Interesting. Our quote was "wtf-ika what are you doing?" or something similar. It wa...
by Golf
Sat Mar 19, 2016 7:11 pm
Forum: Previous Jobs
Topic: [END] Turf Wars: Battle of the Hosts
Replies: 9293
Views: 187328

Re: [NIGHT 5] Turf Wars: Battle of the Hosts

Epignosis wrote:Changing my vote to 10538.
Probably a reference I don't get, but what?
by Golf
Sat Mar 19, 2016 7:00 pm
Forum: Previous Jobs
Topic: [END] Turf Wars: Battle of the Hosts
Replies: 9293
Views: 187328

Re: [NIGHT 5] Turf Wars: Battle of the Hosts

indiglo wrote:
Prisoner 740359 wrote:Did the other Night phases have any polls?
The last one that had a poll was identifying a quote. The next day, you all came out.
Ah, lol, it was probably our "ask the audience" lifeline.
by Golf
Sat Mar 19, 2016 6:40 pm
Forum: Previous Jobs
Topic: [END] Turf Wars: Battle of the Hosts
Replies: 9293
Views: 187328

Re: [NIGHT 5] Turf Wars: Battle of the Hosts

Roight, well, that's about all I can manage, at this point. I wish I'd had more time. I wish I'd have been granted more time.

Good luck homie50, see you back in the pit, mates. May we see the light someday again.
by Golf
Sat Mar 19, 2016 6:39 pm
Forum: Previous Jobs
Topic: [END] Turf Wars: Battle of the Hosts
Replies: 9293
Views: 187328

Re: [NIGHT 5] Turf Wars: Battle of the Hosts

MONGOOSE RADICALFUZZ: nothing TURNIP HEAD (voted Day 1): vote trade with Turnip (votes him without reason, asks for the favor to be returned) DIINY (lynched Day 1): nothing DRACONUS DRACONUS (voted Day 4): self-voted DRAGON D. LUFFY (voted Day 5): feels good about him in Fuzz context; agrees with ca...
by Golf
Sat Mar 19, 2016 6:29 pm
Forum: Previous Jobs
Topic: [END] Turf Wars: Battle of the Hosts
Replies: 9293
Views: 187328

Re: [NIGHT 5] Turf Wars: Battle of the Hosts

Fun fact, I just tried and apparently I can barely raise my right eyebrow, the way I can raise my left one. WTF facial muscles.
by Golf
Sat Mar 19, 2016 6:28 pm
Forum: Previous Jobs
Topic: [END] Turf Wars: Battle of the Hosts
Replies: 9293
Views: 187328

Re: [NIGHT 5] Turf Wars: Battle of the Hosts

Matt wrote:Some of you 509 voters should move to 740 in case we get two parolees. Even 509 voted for 740, what up peeps?
Not sure I want your endorsement, though, Bernie.
by Golf
Sat Mar 19, 2016 6:25 pm
Forum: Previous Jobs
Topic: [END] Turf Wars: Battle of the Hosts
Replies: 9293
Views: 187328

Re: [NIGHT 5] Turf Wars: Battle of the Hosts

CHAINDEATH RADICALFUZZ: post-factum mentions being totally in the unknown about the reason why this wagon was going on LONG CON (voted Day 1): votes him for "feeling off" DRAGON D. LUFFY (voted Day 2, Day 5): reasoning where? NEROLUNAR (voted Day 3): "suspect" MATT 2.0 (voted Day...
by Golf
Sat Mar 19, 2016 6:06 pm
Forum: Previous Jobs
Topic: [END] Turf Wars: Battle of the Hosts
Replies: 9293
Views: 187328

Re: [NIGHT 5] Turf Wars: Battle of the Hosts

ENRIQUE RADICALFUZZ: Day 2, votes Fuzz for "no reason". Changes his mind and severly questions the CFD wagon. What the fuck is this? DIINY (voted Day 1): votes Diiny for his votes and vagueness of actions IKA (voted Day 2): inquries him on being bad. Changes vote to ika as protest to the R...
by Golf
Sat Mar 19, 2016 5:43 pm
Forum: Previous Jobs
Topic: [END] Turf Wars: Battle of the Hosts
Replies: 9293
Views: 187328

Re: [NIGHT 5] Turf Wars: Battle of the Hosts

oh hey I guess you homies are busy fighting
by Golf
Sat Mar 19, 2016 5:42 pm
Forum: Previous Jobs
Topic: [END] Turf Wars: Battle of the Hosts
Replies: 9293
Views: 187328

Re: [NIGHT 5] Turf Wars: Battle of the Hosts

BLACK ROCK RADICALFUZZ: No mention until post-factum. Agrees Night 2 with Golden's assessment of RadicalFuzz voters. TURNIP HEAD (voted Days 1-3): Votes him for being... "forgettable"...? Votes him Day 3 for distracting the thread and trying to pile the thread on Long Con. Votes him at fir...
by Golf
Sat Mar 19, 2016 5:21 pm
Forum: Previous Jobs
Topic: [END] Turf Wars: Battle of the Hosts
Replies: 9293
Views: 187328

Re: [NIGHT 5] Turf Wars: Battle of the Hosts

ZEBRA RADICALFUZZ: Neutral on him Day 2, calls votes on him disingenuous at least EPIGNOSIS (voted Day 1-2): Nothing on Day 1? Suddenly reads him bad and wants him lynched Day 2. Intense lobbying for this lynch. Keeps him as a red read. Day 4 exchanges on why she keeps suspecting him. LONG CON (vote...
by Golf
Sat Mar 19, 2016 4:52 pm
Forum: Previous Jobs
Topic: [END] Turf Wars: Battle of the Hosts
Replies: 9293
Views: 187328

Re: [NIGHT 5] Turf Wars: Battle of the Hosts

Did the other Night phases have any polls?
by Golf
Sat Mar 19, 2016 4:47 pm
Forum: Previous Jobs
Topic: [END] Turf Wars: Battle of the Hosts
Replies: 9293
Views: 187328

Re: [NIGHT 5] Turf Wars: Battle of the Hosts

I don't believe someone answered why ika is a cop, based on the fact that he survived a lynch Day 2 by way of an entire new lynch being created in the last hour of the phase. CFD on scum to save teamie? Can anyone explain? If the CFD was primarily town-orchestrated then it has no bearing on whether...
by Golf
Sat Mar 19, 2016 4:27 pm
Forum: Previous Jobs
Topic: [END] Turf Wars: Battle of the Hosts
Replies: 9293
Views: 187328

Re: [NIGHT 5] Turf Wars: Battle of the Hosts

I don't believe someone answered why ika is a cop, based on the fact that he survived a lynch Day 2 by way of an entire new lynch being created in the last hour of the phase. CFD on scum to save teamie? Can anyone explain?
by Golf
Sat Mar 19, 2016 5:13 am
Forum: Previous Jobs
Topic: [END] Turf Wars: Battle of the Hosts
Replies: 9293
Views: 187328

Re: [NIGHT 5] Turf Wars: Battle of the Hosts

Well, let's get this over it, voted homie50 , because the gap is already insurmountable and he earned it and nobody likes me (except bloody Matt). I'll just go back to fight off the Warden from behind the bars. I like you, 740 the coward. :beer: Aww, Warden, com 'ere, you cheeky mate. *hides knife ...
by Golf
Sat Mar 19, 2016 5:09 am
Forum: Previous Jobs
Topic: [END] Turf Wars: Battle of the Hosts
Replies: 9293
Views: 187328

Re: [NIGHT 5] Turf Wars: Battle of the Hosts

This is what the other nominees must have felt when they were up against Leo this year.
by Golf
Sat Mar 19, 2016 5:08 am
Forum: Previous Jobs
Topic: [END] Turf Wars: Battle of the Hosts
Replies: 9293
Views: 187328

Re: [NIGHT 5] Turf Wars: Battle of the Hosts

Well, let's get this over it, voted homie50, because the gap is already insurmountable and he earned it and nobody likes me (except bloody Matt). I'll just go back to fight off the Warden from behind the bars.
by Golf
Sat Mar 19, 2016 5:02 am
Forum: Previous Jobs
Topic: [END] Turf Wars: Battle of the Hosts
Replies: 9293
Views: 187328

Re: [NIGHT 5] Turf Wars: Battle of the Hosts

I dislike how Golden is trying to connect who which prisoner is. Isn't that killable? Prisoner 509 seems like a good option. However, I need to think about this for a bit before casting a vote. No, sig, we get shot in the face if we do it, but Golden the Warden gets away with it. :disappoint: I dis...
by Golf
Fri Mar 18, 2016 7:41 pm
Forum: Previous Jobs
Topic: [END] Turf Wars: Battle of the Hosts
Replies: 9293
Views: 187328

Re: [NIGHT 5] Turf Wars: Battle of the Hosts

Welp, looks like we might as well end this voting process in the next hour... If there's anything I can pledge to do for the parole, name it. Name iiiiit. Can you give me an ISO of all the players you most definitely think are scum? "Definitely" is a strong word in mafia. As for who I thi...
by Golf
Fri Mar 18, 2016 7:36 pm
Forum: Previous Jobs
Topic: [END] Turf Wars: Battle of the Hosts
Replies: 9293
Views: 187328

Re: [NIGHT 5] Turf Wars: Battle of the Hosts

Welp, looks like we might as well end this voting process in the next hour...

If there's anything I can pledge to do for the parole, name it. Name iiiiit.
by Golf
Fri Mar 18, 2016 7:33 pm
Forum: Previous Jobs
Topic: [END] Turf Wars: Battle of the Hosts
Replies: 9293
Views: 187328

Re: [NIGHT 5] Turf Wars: Battle of the Hosts

Time for me to abandon you all and write a sermon. I wish I could say the same thing. I got stuff to do, but I'm not going to do it. That's the spirit! :keys: It's only 1000 words and I have nearly all of the information but I have no motivation to just put it together :scared: I often find I lack ...
by Golf
Fri Mar 18, 2016 7:27 pm
Forum: Previous Jobs
Topic: [END] Turf Wars: Battle of the Hosts
Replies: 9293
Views: 187328

Re: [NIGHT 5] Turf Wars: Battle of the Hosts

If it doesn't come down to me vs. him, I'll vote for homie50 fo sho.
by Golf
Fri Mar 18, 2016 7:26 pm
Forum: Previous Jobs
Topic: [END] Turf Wars: Battle of the Hosts
Replies: 9293
Views: 187328

Re: [NIGHT 5] Turf Wars: Battle of the Hosts

Quin wrote:Homie until proven hoe?
Rude.
by Golf
Fri Mar 18, 2016 7:24 pm
Forum: Previous Jobs
Topic: [END] Turf Wars: Battle of the Hosts
Replies: 9293
Views: 187328

Re: [NIGHT 5] Turf Wars: Battle of the Hosts

Thanks for the support, homie50. :lorab:
by Golf
Fri Mar 18, 2016 7:23 pm
Forum: Previous Jobs
Topic: [END] Turf Wars: Battle of the Hosts
Replies: 9293
Views: 187328

Re: [NIGHT 5] Turf Wars: Battle of the Hosts

I also think 740359 deserves recognition for the effort he put forth. I may not agree with his perspective of the Warden, but I am happy that he did what he could to put forth a case that he believed in and engage numerous discussions. linki: lol well how about that Sorry if the gender pronouns are...
by Golf
Fri Mar 18, 2016 7:23 pm
Forum: Previous Jobs
Topic: [END] Turf Wars: Battle of the Hosts
Replies: 9293
Views: 187328

Re: [NIGHT 5] Turf Wars: Battle of the Hosts

Golden wrote:OMFG is it possible 740 is actually G-Man...?

"Golden the Coward"
"Golden the Warden"

If so, I can't believe I've missed it this long.

Still think its Mac though, on balance.
Would you say that changes things a LOT for ye?
S~V~S wrote:It isn't either of them ;)

Now stop ha ha
???
by Golf
Fri Mar 18, 2016 7:20 pm
Forum: Previous Jobs
Topic: [END] Turf Wars: Battle of the Hosts
Replies: 9293
Views: 187328

Re: [NIGHT 5] Turf Wars: Battle of the Hosts

Name your price, players. I have proposed more than DDL as a suspect and, apart from Golden the Warden, I don't believe any of you have any real reasons to dislike me. Name what I'd take for me to not have to go back and solve the Warden's stinking puzzles. six oranges uhm meaning what. I want six ...
by Golf
Fri Mar 18, 2016 7:19 pm
Forum: Previous Jobs
Topic: [END] Turf Wars: Battle of the Hosts
Replies: 9293
Views: 187328

Re: [NIGHT 5] Turf Wars: Battle of the Hosts

If you parole me, I pledge to give the best effort that I can give. It may not always be as fervent as Day 5 was, depending upon time constraints, but I will do what I can to help as often as I can do it. I'm not going to build a big campaign to promote myself. I've shown what I am willing to do fo...
by Golf
Fri Mar 18, 2016 7:18 pm
Forum: Previous Jobs
Topic: [END] Turf Wars: Battle of the Hosts
Replies: 9293
Views: 187328

Re: [NIGHT 5] Turf Wars: Battle of the Hosts

Name your price, players. I have proposed more than DDL as a suspect and, apart from Golden the Warden, I don't believe any of you have any real reasons to dislike me. Name what I'd take for me to not have to go back and solve the Warden's stinking puzzles. six oranges uhm meaning what. I want six ...
by Golf
Fri Mar 18, 2016 7:16 pm
Forum: Previous Jobs
Topic: [END] Turf Wars: Battle of the Hosts
Replies: 9293
Views: 187328

Re: [NIGHT 5] Turf Wars: Battle of the Hosts

Quin wrote:
Prisoner 740359 wrote:Name your price, players. I have proposed more than DDL as a suspect and, apart from Golden the Warden, I don't believe any of you have any real reasons to dislike me.

Name what I'd take for me to not have to go back and solve the Warden's stinking puzzles.
six oranges
uhm meaning what.
by Golf
Fri Mar 18, 2016 7:14 pm
Forum: Previous Jobs
Topic: [END] Turf Wars: Battle of the Hosts
Replies: 9293
Views: 187328

Re: [NIGHT 5] Turf Wars: Battle of the Hosts

Name your price, players. I have proposed more than DDL as a suspect and, apart from Golden the Warden, I don't believe any of you have any real reasons to dislike me.

Name what I'd take for me to not have to go back and solve the Warden's stinking puzzles.
by Golf
Fri Mar 18, 2016 7:10 pm
Forum: Previous Jobs
Topic: [END] Turf Wars: Battle of the Hosts
Replies: 9293
Views: 187328

Re: [NIGHT 5] Turf Wars: Battle of the Hosts

[A dog who is so excited he is just peeing all over everything]: If Sockface thinks he has found a baddie, he will get really excited. Once in the game, he can activate this ability to gain triple vote power for a day.
lmao

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