The Syndicate

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Well I see our story fell apart right around the time I left. Good riddance. Just under 12 hours to go now. Hey 606, how many Buffy episodes have you watched now?

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I'm going to go see how our one-word story wrapped up. It was getting a little "pulpy" when I left last night.

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Relax boys. No need to break out your makeshift knives just yet. Save those for when we need to shank one of the slacker newbies.

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Relax, home slice, I'm only here to help.

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Hey, y'all. The doctor is in to carry us to the finish line. Great work people. A few close calls but we're through the hardest part now.

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(And this is where I leave you all for the night. We made it past the halfway point, so don't give up now! I'll be back around 6:00 am Eastern time)

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Prisoner 277058 wrote:Maybe we should lynch the guy that got paroled.

Absolutely not. Operation IVY was all about securing the release of one of our own, not stabbing each other in the back. Besides, lynching a parolee would only benefit the Warden.

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Well I for one have gone far too long without having my testicles ritualistically shaved by a Zoroastrian monk. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum. It's breathtaking. I highly suggest you try it.

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Prisoner 208986 wrote:Lets talk about something happy!

Okay. What's one of the things you all look forward to doing if you can get out of here?

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Prisoner 277058 wrote:I just meant what if we dont actually have to post every 30 minutes. What if we've already accomplished the task?

So you want us to let the time run out? How'd that work in the hatch on Lost? Not well, hmm? Just keep your chin up and keep posting there sunshine.

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Besides, letting the negative vibes of this prison get you down means letting the warden win the battle for your mind. Don't let that bugger win.

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Prisoner 277058 wrote:What if this is all some sick joke.

You know, your pessimism is starting to wear on me. If we didn't need to post every 30 minutes, I might be inclined to tell you to zip it.

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Prisoner 208986 wrote:That does sound yummy. On another note, I'm sick of basketball.

I'd suggest we play hangman but that I thought that might be in poor taste.

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640 also has not posted but he/she is one of us "original gangstas" and I was thinking we'd cut him some slack. Last hired, first fired, right?

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606 got us through the night and 331 made a few posts but the other three haven't contributed at all.

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Prisoner 208986 wrote:Half baked jokes are just fine.

linki with new joke: I'm going to say yes he would make a sound, just no recivers.

I wonder what Daisy and MP thought we would talk about in here since we can't talk about the main thread. There's got to be something we're supposed to be doing.

How about we plot out which of the three unhelpful newbies we'll "shank" if we fail?

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If a warden falls over in the middle of the forest with no one around to hear it, does he make a sound?

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Prisoner 208986 wrote:To get to the other side?

Inwas going to say he would hassle some jaywalkers or loiterers but I guess that could work. That joke was probably half baked from the get-go.

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Why did the warden cross the road?

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Prisoner 208986 wrote:I don't know, how many?

No one knows, because they all just bark orders at each other instead of getting anything done. *puts pinkie to his mouth*

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How many wardens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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Never fear, dawg. Dr. E is on the case too. Word to your mother on that, yo. Too much? I heard that somewhere. Probably one of Scott's records.

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Here's some "food for thought"- do you think that either 509 or 740 would be assigned a new prisoner number if the police arrest them again?

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Perhaps 606 can come in "clutch" again tonight.

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Prisoner 277058 wrote:Who needs a stinking pardon anyway. I say we get loose and just pile our votes on some schmuck

A few years ago your evil plan would have appealed to me. Now though I don't feel so inclined to "bust my balls" to earn a prison break only to engage in activities that would guarantee I never get parole/pardon.

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And as far as coordinaton of our posting is considered, my availability will be intermittent the rest of today until probaly 8:00 or 9:00 pm Eastern. Tomorrow is my day off, so I should be able to be present and vigilant from 6:00 am Eastern probably through the conclusion of this challenge.

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Prisoner 920077 wrote:Morning all! I had assumed it was fluid. 30 minutes from the previous post... confirmation would be good.

Greetings 920. As you will see, you may not have reason to be miffed about not being among the five prisoners who are no longer in our midst. I would certainly not be envious of three of them, as they remainde outside the walls of this prison by being put inside a body bag. I hope your dedication continues, because you have been a valuable asset up to now.

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Prisoner 208986 wrote:Eastern! haha

Typical American, always wanting the everyone else to follow their lead. I have no serious objection to coordinating this way, however. Let us proceed then.

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Prisoner 208986 wrote:The timetable for every 30 minutes. I looked back and the time actually started at 7:56. Not on the half hour.

It is my understanding that the 30 minute window is "fluid," meaning that once anyone posts, the 30 minute timer starts anew. Someone correct me if I'm wrong, please.

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Prisoner 208986 wrote:Wait, let me make sure I'm not confused. Didn't the time table start on :03? Meaning we have to post between :03 and :33 and then between :33 and :03? I held my post to get past :33.

What timetable do you speak of?

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Okay then, gentlemen, what time zone shall be the standard by which we coordinate? London, Eastern, Central, etc?

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