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- Wed May 04, 2016 2:39 am
- Forum: Previous Heists
- Topic: [END] Futurama Mafia
- Replies: 369
- Views: 15763
Re: [DAY 1] Futurama Mafia
So you think it was this guy what says he's the godfather? I do not. Whoever did this is likely to be incognito at this time. As a Nibblonian with higher intellectual powers and the ability to disguise myself as cute and loveable, I have investigated the claim and found it faulty. I've seen this ki...
- Wed May 04, 2016 2:31 am
- Forum: Previous Heists
- Topic: [END] Futurama Mafia
- Replies: 369
- Views: 15763
Re: [DAY 1] Futurama Mafia
IT IS AMONG THE MORE ENTERTAINING SHOWS PRODUCED BY PUNY HUMANS! MORBO HIGHLY RECOMMENDS IT!Dom wrote:I don't watch this show... so this role playing is... interesting. And entertaining.
- Mon May 02, 2016 11:10 pm
- Forum: Previous Heists
- Topic: [END] Futurama Mafia
- Replies: 369
- Views: 15763
Re: [DAY 1] Futurama Mafia
MORBO FINDS THIS DISTURBING! GOOD NIGHT!Hermes Conrad wrote:Ras H. Safari! What's going' on in 'eah?
Poor Lila!
Since we're supposed to be role dumpin', allow me to break de ice: I am a Mafia Godfaddah. Debate.
- Mon Mar 28, 2016 5:11 am
- Forum: Turf Wars Prison Yard
- Topic: [DAY 8] Turf Wars: Prison Edition
- Replies: 144
- Views: 5354
Re: [DAY 8] Turf Wars: Prison Edition
'S e seo an còigeamh mo dreuchd.
- Mon Mar 28, 2016 5:10 am
- Forum: Turf Wars Prison Yard
- Topic: [DAY 8] Turf Wars: Prison Edition
- Replies: 144
- Views: 5354
Re: [DAY 8] Turf Wars: Prison Edition
'S e seo an ceathramh mo dreuchd.
- Mon Mar 28, 2016 5:09 am
- Forum: Turf Wars Prison Yard
- Topic: [DAY 8] Turf Wars: Prison Edition
- Replies: 144
- Views: 5354
Re: [DAY 8] Turf Wars: Prison Edition
'S e seo mo treas dreuchd.
- Mon Mar 28, 2016 1:52 am
- Forum: Turf Wars Prison Yard
- Topic: [DAY 8] Turf Wars: Prison Edition
- Replies: 144
- Views: 5354
Re: [DAY 8] Turf Wars: Prison Edition
Ma tha e coltach ri tunnag , a 'coiseachd mar tunnag , quacks mar tunnag agus a' toirt a-mach làmh- obraichean ann an alley feumaidh iad a bhith an luchd-gleidhidh Mom.
- Sun Mar 27, 2016 10:54 am
- Forum: Turf Wars Prison Yard
- Topic: [DAY 8] Turf Wars: Prison Edition
- Replies: 144
- Views: 5354
Re: [DAY 8] Turf Wars: Prison Edition
Nach eil sinn a 'dol a ' dol seachad air an dùbhlan seo. A tha nàire oir tha e bòidheach furasta aon .
- Wed Mar 23, 2016 5:31 am
- Forum: Turf Wars Prison Yard
- Topic: [DAY 7] Turf Wars: Prison Edition
- Replies: 1975
- Views: 28384
Re: [DAY 7] Turf Wars: Prison Edition
Willow married that new watcher irl
- Wed Mar 23, 2016 4:31 am
- Forum: Turf Wars Prison Yard
- Topic: [DAY 7] Turf Wars: Prison Edition
- Replies: 1975
- Views: 28384
Re: [DAY 7] Turf Wars: Prison Edition
Yes.Prisoner 640326 wrote:You want me to pick the flowers just before starting?
You do not need to pick the petals off the flower heads, but the heads should be trimmed of any stalk.
- Wed Mar 23, 2016 4:14 am
- Forum: Turf Wars Prison Yard
- Topic: [DAY 7] Turf Wars: Prison Edition
- Replies: 1975
- Views: 28384
Re: [DAY 7] Turf Wars: Prison Edition
Did you see Xander on dr Phil?Prisoner 606386 wrote:is she one of the forces of drkness or is she just really into cars
annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd xander just fucked up
Or whatever that guys real name is.
- Wed Mar 23, 2016 4:12 am
- Forum: Turf Wars Prison Yard
- Topic: [DAY 7] Turf Wars: Prison Edition
- Replies: 1975
- Views: 28384
Re: [DAY 7] Turf Wars: Prison Edition
3 FREAKING POUNDS OF SUGAR!
- Wed Mar 23, 2016 4:12 am
- Forum: Turf Wars Prison Yard
- Topic: [DAY 7] Turf Wars: Prison Edition
- Replies: 1975
- Views: 28384
Re: [DAY 7] Turf Wars: Prison Edition
Dandelion Wine 3 qts dandelion flowers 1 lb white raisins 1 gallon water 3 lbs granulated sugar 2 lemons 1 orange yeast and nutrient Pick the flowers just before starting, so they're fresh. You do not need to pick the petals off the flower heads, but the heads should be trimmed of any stalk. Put the...
- Wed Mar 23, 2016 4:10 am
- Forum: Turf Wars Prison Yard
- Topic: [DAY 7] Turf Wars: Prison Edition
- Replies: 1975
- Views: 28384
Re: [DAY 7] Turf Wars: Prison Edition
I'm sure you'll find a way.
Maybe a family member can smuggle it in for you?
Maybe a family member can smuggle it in for you?
- Wed Mar 23, 2016 4:07 am
- Forum: Turf Wars Prison Yard
- Topic: [DAY 7] Turf Wars: Prison Edition
- Replies: 1975
- Views: 28384
Re: [DAY 7] Turf Wars: Prison Edition
Watermelon-Cucumber Cooler Nothing screams summer quite like a pretty pink watermelon cocktail INGREDIENTS 5 cups cubed seedless watermelon (about 1 1/2 pounds) 1 large English cucumber, peeled and cut into chunks 1/4 cup fresh lime juice (from 2 limes) 2 tablespoons honey 2/3 cup vodka Ice Cucumber...
- Wed Mar 23, 2016 3:31 am
- Forum: Turf Wars Prison Yard
- Topic: [DAY 7] Turf Wars: Prison Edition
- Replies: 1975
- Views: 28384
Re: [DAY 7] Turf Wars: Prison Edition
Wat I do rong
- Wed Mar 23, 2016 3:30 am
- Forum: Turf Wars Prison Yard
- Topic: [DAY 7] Turf Wars: Prison Edition
- Replies: 1975
- Views: 28384
- Wed Mar 23, 2016 1:59 am
- Forum: Turf Wars Prison Yard
- Topic: [DAY 7] Turf Wars: Prison Edition
- Replies: 1975
- Views: 28384
- Wed Mar 23, 2016 1:58 am
- Forum: Turf Wars Prison Yard
- Topic: [DAY 7] Turf Wars: Prison Edition
- Replies: 1975
- Views: 28384
Re: [DAY 7] Turf Wars: Prison Edition
Who's you're daddy?
- Wed Mar 23, 2016 1:58 am
- Forum: Turf Wars Prison Yard
- Topic: [DAY 7] Turf Wars: Prison Edition
- Replies: 1975
- Views: 28384
Re: [DAY 7] Turf Wars: Prison Edition
What's you're name.....
- Wed Mar 23, 2016 1:53 am
- Forum: Turf Wars Prison Yard
- Topic: [DAY 7] Turf Wars: Prison Edition
- Replies: 1975
- Views: 28384
Re: [DAY 7] Turf Wars: Prison Edition
I'm hungry
- Wed Mar 23, 2016 1:49 am
- Forum: Turf Wars Prison Yard
- Topic: [DAY 7] Turf Wars: Prison Edition
- Replies: 1975
- Views: 28384
Re: [DAY 7] Turf Wars: Prison Edition
I remembered black skies The lightning all around me I remembered each flash As time began to blur Like a startling sign That fate had finally found me And your voice was all I heard That I get what I deserve So give me reason To prove me wrong To wash this memory clean Let the floods cross The dist...
- Wed Mar 23, 2016 1:31 am
- Forum: Turf Wars Prison Yard
- Topic: [DAY 7] Turf Wars: Prison Edition
- Replies: 1975
- Views: 28384
Re: [DAY 7] Turf Wars: Prison Edition
Hopefully 606 comes back. Not sure how regular I can be for the next 4 hours.
- Wed Mar 23, 2016 1:25 am
- Forum: Turf Wars Prison Yard
- Topic: [DAY 7] Turf Wars: Prison Edition
- Replies: 1975
- Views: 28384
Re: [DAY 7] Turf Wars: Prison Edition
"Dream On" Every time I look in the mirror All these lines on my face getting clearer The past is gone It went by, like dusk to dawn Isn't that the way Everybody's got their dues in life to pay Yeah, I know nobody knows Where it comes and where it goes I know it's everybody's sin You got t...
- Wed Mar 23, 2016 1:22 am
- Forum: Turf Wars Prison Yard
- Topic: [DAY 7] Turf Wars: Prison Edition
- Replies: 1975
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Re: [DAY 7] Turf Wars: Prison Edition
"Crazy Bitch" All right! Break me down, you got a lovely face We're going to your place And now you got to freak me out Scream so loud, getting fuckin' laid You want me to stay, but I got to make my way Hey You're crazy bitch But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it When I dream, I'm doing y...
- Wed Mar 23, 2016 1:18 am
- Forum: Turf Wars Prison Yard
- Topic: [DAY 7] Turf Wars: Prison Edition
- Replies: 1975
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Re: [DAY 7] Turf Wars: Prison Edition
"Afterlife" Like walking into a dream, so unlike what you've seen. So unsure but it seems, 'cause we've been waiting for you. Fallen into this place, just giving you a small taste. Of your afterlife here so stay, you'll be back here soon anyway. I see a distant light, but girl this can't b...
- Wed Mar 23, 2016 1:16 am
- Forum: Turf Wars Prison Yard
- Topic: [DAY 7] Turf Wars: Prison Edition
- Replies: 1975
- Views: 28384
Re: [DAY 7] Turf Wars: Prison Edition
Haaaaaaa.... No!
- Wed Mar 23, 2016 1:14 am
- Forum: Turf Wars Prison Yard
- Topic: [DAY 7] Turf Wars: Prison Edition
- Replies: 1975
- Views: 28384
Re: [DAY 7] Turf Wars: Prison Edition
I'm just going to post song lyrics of what's playing on the radio. You can sing it to yourself
- Wed Mar 23, 2016 1:13 am
- Forum: Turf Wars Prison Yard
- Topic: [DAY 7] Turf Wars: Prison Edition
- Replies: 1975
- Views: 28384
Re: [DAY 7] Turf Wars: Prison Edition
"Like A Stone" On a cob web afternoon, In a room full of emptiness By a freeway I confess I was lost in the pages of a book full of death; Reading how we'll die alone. And if we're good we'll lay to rest, Anywhere we want to go. In your house I long to be; Room by room patiently, I'll wait...
- Wed Mar 23, 2016 1:09 am
- Forum: Turf Wars Prison Yard
- Topic: [DAY 7] Turf Wars: Prison Edition
- Replies: 1975
- Views: 28384
Re: [DAY 7] Turf Wars: Prison Edition
I'm bad at posting you tube vids
- Wed Mar 23, 2016 1:08 am
- Forum: Turf Wars Prison Yard
- Topic: [DAY 7] Turf Wars: Prison Edition
- Replies: 1975
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Re: [DAY 7] Turf Wars: Prison Edition
"Prison Sex" It took so long to remember just what happened. I was so young and vestal then, you know it hurt me, but I'm breathing so I guess I'm still alive even if signs seem to tell me otherwise. I've got my hands bound, my head down , my eyes closed, and my throat wide open. Do unto o...
- Wed Mar 23, 2016 1:03 am
- Forum: Turf Wars Prison Yard
- Topic: [DAY 7] Turf Wars: Prison Edition
- Replies: 1975
- Views: 28384
Re: [DAY 7] Turf Wars: Prison Edition
The song prison sex is on the radio right now
- Wed Mar 23, 2016 1:02 am
- Forum: Turf Wars Prison Yard
- Topic: [DAY 7] Turf Wars: Prison Edition
- Replies: 1975
- Views: 28384
Re: [DAY 7] Turf Wars: Prison Edition
Juicy Roasted Chicken Prep 10 m Cook 1 h 15 m Ready In 1 h 40 m Ingredients 1 (3 pound) whole chicken, giblets removed salt and black pepper to taste 1 tablespoon onion powder, or to taste 1/2 cup margarine, divided 1 stalk celery, leaves removed Directions Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees...
- Wed Mar 23, 2016 12:56 am
- Forum: Turf Wars Prison Yard
- Topic: [DAY 7] Turf Wars: Prison Edition
- Replies: 1975
- Views: 28384
Re: [DAY 7] Turf Wars: Prison Edition
I googled "How to cook rice in a prison toilet" and didn't get a hit. I did find the following site which we can all benefit from:
The Fine Art of Cooking in Prison: Ingenious Jailhouse Cooking Hacks
The Fine Art of Cooking in Prison: Ingenious Jailhouse Cooking Hacks
- Wed Mar 23, 2016 12:51 am
- Forum: Turf Wars Prison Yard
- Topic: [DAY 7] Turf Wars: Prison Edition
- Replies: 1975
- Views: 28384
Re: [DAY 7] Turf Wars: Prison Edition
How to Cook Rice Over a Fire Want to learn to make dinner over a campfire? Forced to use your fireplace while your oven doesn't work? Follow the simple instructions starting with Step 1 to cook rice over an open fire. Part One of Two: Cooking the Rice Image titled Cook Rice Over a Fire Step 1 1 Buil...
- Wed Mar 23, 2016 12:46 am
- Forum: Turf Wars Prison Yard
- Topic: [DAY 7] Turf Wars: Prison Edition
- Replies: 1975
- Views: 28384
Re: [DAY 7] Turf Wars: Prison Edition
Cook Rice in the microwave
In a microwave-safe baking dish or medium bowl, combine 1 cup long-grain white rice, 2 cups water, and ½ teaspoon salt. Microwave, uncovered, on high (power level 10) until the rice is tender and the liquid is absorbed, 15 to 18 minutes.
In a microwave-safe baking dish or medium bowl, combine 1 cup long-grain white rice, 2 cups water, and ½ teaspoon salt. Microwave, uncovered, on high (power level 10) until the rice is tender and the liquid is absorbed, 15 to 18 minutes.
- Wed Mar 23, 2016 12:42 am
- Forum: Turf Wars Prison Yard
- Topic: [DAY 7] Turf Wars: Prison Edition
- Replies: 1975
- Views: 28384
Re: [DAY 7] Turf Wars: Prison Edition
How To Cook Rice on the Stove What You Need Ingredients 1 cup medium- or long-grain rice — white or brown 2 cups water 1/2 teaspoon salt 1 tablespoon butter or oil (optional) Equipment Small (2-quart or so) saucepan with a lid Stirring spoon Rinse your rice: It's good practice to rinse your rice in ...
- Wed Mar 23, 2016 12:34 am
- Forum: Turf Wars Prison Yard
- Topic: [DAY 7] Turf Wars: Prison Edition
- Replies: 1975
- Views: 28384
Re: [DAY 7] Turf Wars: Prison Edition
This challenge is bullshit
- Mon Mar 21, 2016 7:52 pm
- Forum: Turf Wars Prison Yard
- Topic: [DAY 6] Turf Wars: Prison Edition
- Replies: 679
- Views: 13276
Re: [DAY 6] Turf Wars: Prison Edition
Is it over?
- Mon Mar 21, 2016 6:24 am
- Forum: Turf Wars Prison Yard
- Topic: [DAY 6] Turf Wars: Prison Edition
- Replies: 679
- Views: 13276
- Mon Mar 21, 2016 6:11 am
- Forum: Turf Wars Prison Yard
- Topic: [DAY 6] Turf Wars: Prison Edition
- Replies: 679
- Views: 13276
Re: [DAY 6] Turf Wars: Prison Edition
I'm a vegetarian
- Mon Mar 21, 2016 5:47 am
- Forum: Turf Wars Prison Yard
- Topic: [DAY 6] Turf Wars: Prison Edition
- Replies: 679
- Views: 13276
- Mon Mar 21, 2016 5:44 am
- Forum: Turf Wars Prison Yard
- Topic: [DAY 6] Turf Wars: Prison Edition
- Replies: 679
- Views: 13276
- Mon Mar 21, 2016 3:55 am
- Forum: Turf Wars Prison Yard
- Topic: [DAY 6] Turf Wars: Prison Edition
- Replies: 679
- Views: 13276
- Mon Mar 21, 2016 1:03 am
- Forum: Turf Wars Prison Yard
- Topic: [DAY 6] Turf Wars: Prison Edition
- Replies: 679
- Views: 13276
- Mon Mar 21, 2016 12:49 am
- Forum: Turf Wars Prison Yard
- Topic: [DAY 6] Turf Wars: Prison Edition
- Replies: 679
- Views: 13276
Re: [DAY 6] Turf Wars: Prison Edition
H... How? Going to the market?Prisoner 606386 wrote:did i say one hour in the bath i meant two
and now im going to the market
be back soon
You mean the commissary?
- Sun Mar 20, 2016 7:02 pm
- Forum: Turf Wars Prison Yard
- Topic: [DAY 6] Turf Wars: Prison Edition
- Replies: 679
- Views: 13276
- Sun Mar 20, 2016 6:31 pm
- Forum: Turf Wars Prison Yard
- Topic: [DAY 6] Turf Wars: Prison Edition
- Replies: 679
- Views: 13276
Re: [DAY 6] Turf Wars: Prison Edition
Something
- Sun Mar 20, 2016 6:30 pm
- Forum: Turf Wars Prison Yard
- Topic: [DAY 6] Turf Wars: Prison Edition
- Replies: 679
- Views: 13276
- Sun Mar 20, 2016 10:59 am
- Forum: Turf Wars Prison Yard
- Topic: [DAY 6] Turf Wars: Prison Edition
- Replies: 679
- Views: 13276
Re: [DAY 6] Turf Wars: Prison Edition
What day did they lynch a cop? Anyone remember?
Are we sure lynched players come to this thread?
Are we sure lynched players come to this thread?