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by Paul Stevens
Wed May 04, 2016 2:39 am
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: [END] Futurama Mafia
Replies: 369
Views: 15763

Re: [DAY 1] Futurama Mafia

So you think it was this guy what says he's the godfather? I do not. Whoever did this is likely to be incognito at this time. As a Nibblonian with higher intellectual powers and the ability to disguise myself as cute and loveable, I have investigated the claim and found it faulty. I've seen this ki...
by Paul Stevens
Wed May 04, 2016 2:31 am
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: [END] Futurama Mafia
Replies: 369
Views: 15763

Re: [DAY 1] Futurama Mafia

Dom wrote:I don't watch this show... so this role playing is... interesting. :p And entertaining. :D
IT IS AMONG THE MORE ENTERTAINING SHOWS PRODUCED BY PUNY HUMANS! MORBO HIGHLY RECOMMENDS IT!
by Paul Stevens
Mon May 02, 2016 11:10 pm
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: [END] Futurama Mafia
Replies: 369
Views: 15763

Re: [DAY 1] Futurama Mafia

Hermes Conrad wrote:Ras H. Safari! What's going' on in 'eah?

Poor Lila!

Since we're supposed to be role dumpin', allow me to break de ice: I am a Mafia Godfaddah. Debate.
MORBO FINDS THIS DISTURBING! GOOD NIGHT!
by Paul Stevens
Mon Mar 28, 2016 5:11 am
Forum: Turf Wars Prison Yard
Topic: [DAY 8] Turf Wars: Prison Edition
Replies: 144
Views: 5354

Re: [DAY 8] Turf Wars: Prison Edition

'S e seo an còigeamh mo dreuchd.
by Paul Stevens
Mon Mar 28, 2016 5:10 am
Forum: Turf Wars Prison Yard
Topic: [DAY 8] Turf Wars: Prison Edition
Replies: 144
Views: 5354

Re: [DAY 8] Turf Wars: Prison Edition

'S e seo an ceathramh mo dreuchd.
by Paul Stevens
Mon Mar 28, 2016 5:09 am
Forum: Turf Wars Prison Yard
Topic: [DAY 8] Turf Wars: Prison Edition
Replies: 144
Views: 5354

Re: [DAY 8] Turf Wars: Prison Edition

'S e seo mo treas dreuchd.
by Paul Stevens
Mon Mar 28, 2016 1:52 am
Forum: Turf Wars Prison Yard
Topic: [DAY 8] Turf Wars: Prison Edition
Replies: 144
Views: 5354

Re: [DAY 8] Turf Wars: Prison Edition

Ma tha e coltach ri tunnag , a 'coiseachd mar tunnag , quacks mar tunnag agus a' toirt a-mach làmh- obraichean ann an alley feumaidh iad a bhith an luchd-gleidhidh Mom.
by Paul Stevens
Sun Mar 27, 2016 10:54 am
Forum: Turf Wars Prison Yard
Topic: [DAY 8] Turf Wars: Prison Edition
Replies: 144
Views: 5354

Re: [DAY 8] Turf Wars: Prison Edition

Nach eil sinn a 'dol a ' dol seachad air an dùbhlan seo. A tha nàire oir tha e bòidheach furasta aon .
by Paul Stevens
Wed Mar 23, 2016 5:31 am
Forum: Turf Wars Prison Yard
Topic: [DAY 7] Turf Wars: Prison Edition
Replies: 1975
Views: 28384

Re: [DAY 7] Turf Wars: Prison Edition

Willow married that new watcher irl
by Paul Stevens
Wed Mar 23, 2016 4:31 am
Forum: Turf Wars Prison Yard
Topic: [DAY 7] Turf Wars: Prison Edition
Replies: 1975
Views: 28384

Re: [DAY 7] Turf Wars: Prison Edition

Prisoner 640326 wrote:You want me to pick the flowers just before starting?
Yes.

You do not need to pick the petals off the flower heads, but the heads should be trimmed of any stalk.
by Paul Stevens
Wed Mar 23, 2016 4:14 am
Forum: Turf Wars Prison Yard
Topic: [DAY 7] Turf Wars: Prison Edition
Replies: 1975
Views: 28384

Re: [DAY 7] Turf Wars: Prison Edition

Prisoner 606386 wrote:is she one of the forces of drkness or is she just really into cars

annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd xander just fucked up
Did you see Xander on dr Phil? :haha:

Or whatever that guys real name is.
by Paul Stevens
Wed Mar 23, 2016 4:12 am
Forum: Turf Wars Prison Yard
Topic: [DAY 7] Turf Wars: Prison Edition
Replies: 1975
Views: 28384

Re: [DAY 7] Turf Wars: Prison Edition

3 FREAKING POUNDS OF SUGAR! :faint:
by Paul Stevens
Wed Mar 23, 2016 4:12 am
Forum: Turf Wars Prison Yard
Topic: [DAY 7] Turf Wars: Prison Edition
Replies: 1975
Views: 28384

Re: [DAY 7] Turf Wars: Prison Edition

Dandelion Wine 3 qts dandelion flowers 1 lb white raisins 1 gallon water 3 lbs granulated sugar 2 lemons 1 orange yeast and nutrient Pick the flowers just before starting, so they're fresh. You do not need to pick the petals off the flower heads, but the heads should be trimmed of any stalk. Put the...
by Paul Stevens
Wed Mar 23, 2016 4:10 am
Forum: Turf Wars Prison Yard
Topic: [DAY 7] Turf Wars: Prison Edition
Replies: 1975
Views: 28384

Re: [DAY 7] Turf Wars: Prison Edition

I'm sure you'll find a way.

Maybe a family member can smuggle it in for you?
by Paul Stevens
Wed Mar 23, 2016 4:07 am
Forum: Turf Wars Prison Yard
Topic: [DAY 7] Turf Wars: Prison Edition
Replies: 1975
Views: 28384

Re: [DAY 7] Turf Wars: Prison Edition

Watermelon-Cucumber Cooler Nothing screams summer quite like a pretty pink watermelon cocktail INGREDIENTS 5 cups cubed seedless watermelon (about 1 1/2 pounds) 1 large English cucumber, peeled and cut into chunks 1/4 cup fresh lime juice (from 2 limes) 2 tablespoons honey 2/3 cup vodka Ice Cucumber...
by Paul Stevens
Wed Mar 23, 2016 3:31 am
Forum: Turf Wars Prison Yard
Topic: [DAY 7] Turf Wars: Prison Edition
Replies: 1975
Views: 28384

Re: [DAY 7] Turf Wars: Prison Edition

Wat I do rong
by Paul Stevens
Wed Mar 23, 2016 1:58 am
Forum: Turf Wars Prison Yard
Topic: [DAY 7] Turf Wars: Prison Edition
Replies: 1975
Views: 28384

Re: [DAY 7] Turf Wars: Prison Edition

Who's you're daddy?
by Paul Stevens
Wed Mar 23, 2016 1:58 am
Forum: Turf Wars Prison Yard
Topic: [DAY 7] Turf Wars: Prison Edition
Replies: 1975
Views: 28384

Re: [DAY 7] Turf Wars: Prison Edition

What's you're name.....
by Paul Stevens
Wed Mar 23, 2016 1:49 am
Forum: Turf Wars Prison Yard
Topic: [DAY 7] Turf Wars: Prison Edition
Replies: 1975
Views: 28384

Re: [DAY 7] Turf Wars: Prison Edition

I remembered black skies The lightning all around me I remembered each flash As time began to blur Like a startling sign That fate had finally found me And your voice was all I heard That I get what I deserve So give me reason To prove me wrong To wash this memory clean Let the floods cross The dist...
by Paul Stevens
Wed Mar 23, 2016 1:31 am
Forum: Turf Wars Prison Yard
Topic: [DAY 7] Turf Wars: Prison Edition
Replies: 1975
Views: 28384

Re: [DAY 7] Turf Wars: Prison Edition

Hopefully 606 comes back. Not sure how regular I can be for the next 4 hours.
by Paul Stevens
Wed Mar 23, 2016 1:25 am
Forum: Turf Wars Prison Yard
Topic: [DAY 7] Turf Wars: Prison Edition
Replies: 1975
Views: 28384

Re: [DAY 7] Turf Wars: Prison Edition

"Dream On" Every time I look in the mirror All these lines on my face getting clearer The past is gone It went by, like dusk to dawn Isn't that the way Everybody's got their dues in life to pay Yeah, I know nobody knows Where it comes and where it goes I know it's everybody's sin You got t...
by Paul Stevens
Wed Mar 23, 2016 1:22 am
Forum: Turf Wars Prison Yard
Topic: [DAY 7] Turf Wars: Prison Edition
Replies: 1975
Views: 28384

Re: [DAY 7] Turf Wars: Prison Edition

"Crazy Bitch" All right! Break me down, you got a lovely face We're going to your place And now you got to freak me out Scream so loud, getting fuckin' laid You want me to stay, but I got to make my way Hey You're crazy bitch But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it When I dream, I'm doing y...
by Paul Stevens
Wed Mar 23, 2016 1:18 am
Forum: Turf Wars Prison Yard
Topic: [DAY 7] Turf Wars: Prison Edition
Replies: 1975
Views: 28384

Re: [DAY 7] Turf Wars: Prison Edition

"Afterlife" Like walking into a dream, so unlike what you've seen. So unsure but it seems, 'cause we've been waiting for you. Fallen into this place, just giving you a small taste. Of your afterlife here so stay, you'll be back here soon anyway. I see a distant light, but girl this can't b...
by Paul Stevens
Wed Mar 23, 2016 1:16 am
Forum: Turf Wars Prison Yard
Topic: [DAY 7] Turf Wars: Prison Edition
Replies: 1975
Views: 28384

Re: [DAY 7] Turf Wars: Prison Edition

Haaaaaaa.... No!
by Paul Stevens
Wed Mar 23, 2016 1:14 am
Forum: Turf Wars Prison Yard
Topic: [DAY 7] Turf Wars: Prison Edition
Replies: 1975
Views: 28384

Re: [DAY 7] Turf Wars: Prison Edition

I'm just going to post song lyrics of what's playing on the radio. You can sing it to yourself :grin:
by Paul Stevens
Wed Mar 23, 2016 1:13 am
Forum: Turf Wars Prison Yard
Topic: [DAY 7] Turf Wars: Prison Edition
Replies: 1975
Views: 28384

Re: [DAY 7] Turf Wars: Prison Edition

"Like A Stone" On a cob web afternoon, In a room full of emptiness By a freeway I confess I was lost in the pages of a book full of death; Reading how we'll die alone. And if we're good we'll lay to rest, Anywhere we want to go. In your house I long to be; Room by room patiently, I'll wait...
by Paul Stevens
Wed Mar 23, 2016 1:09 am
Forum: Turf Wars Prison Yard
Topic: [DAY 7] Turf Wars: Prison Edition
Replies: 1975
Views: 28384

Re: [DAY 7] Turf Wars: Prison Edition

I'm bad at posting you tube vids
by Paul Stevens
Wed Mar 23, 2016 1:08 am
Forum: Turf Wars Prison Yard
Topic: [DAY 7] Turf Wars: Prison Edition
Replies: 1975
Views: 28384

Re: [DAY 7] Turf Wars: Prison Edition

"Prison Sex" It took so long to remember just what happened. I was so young and vestal then, you know it hurt me, but I'm breathing so I guess I'm still alive even if signs seem to tell me otherwise. I've got my hands bound, my head down , my eyes closed, and my throat wide open. Do unto o...
by Paul Stevens
Wed Mar 23, 2016 1:03 am
Forum: Turf Wars Prison Yard
Topic: [DAY 7] Turf Wars: Prison Edition
Replies: 1975
Views: 28384

Re: [DAY 7] Turf Wars: Prison Edition

The song prison sex is on the radio right now XD
by Paul Stevens
Wed Mar 23, 2016 1:02 am
Forum: Turf Wars Prison Yard
Topic: [DAY 7] Turf Wars: Prison Edition
Replies: 1975
Views: 28384

Re: [DAY 7] Turf Wars: Prison Edition

Juicy Roasted Chicken Prep 10 m Cook 1 h 15 m Ready In 1 h 40 m Ingredients 1 (3 pound) whole chicken, giblets removed salt and black pepper to taste 1 tablespoon onion powder, or to taste 1/2 cup margarine, divided 1 stalk celery, leaves removed Directions Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees...
by Paul Stevens
Wed Mar 23, 2016 12:56 am
Forum: Turf Wars Prison Yard
Topic: [DAY 7] Turf Wars: Prison Edition
Replies: 1975
Views: 28384

Re: [DAY 7] Turf Wars: Prison Edition

I googled "How to cook rice in a prison toilet" and didn't get a hit. I did find the following site which we can all benefit from:

The Fine Art of Cooking in Prison: Ingenious Jailhouse Cooking Hacks
by Paul Stevens
Wed Mar 23, 2016 12:51 am
Forum: Turf Wars Prison Yard
Topic: [DAY 7] Turf Wars: Prison Edition
Replies: 1975
Views: 28384

Re: [DAY 7] Turf Wars: Prison Edition

How to Cook Rice Over a Fire Want to learn to make dinner over a campfire? Forced to use your fireplace while your oven doesn't work? Follow the simple instructions starting with Step 1 to cook rice over an open fire. Part One of Two: Cooking the Rice Image titled Cook Rice Over a Fire Step 1 1 Buil...
by Paul Stevens
Wed Mar 23, 2016 12:46 am
Forum: Turf Wars Prison Yard
Topic: [DAY 7] Turf Wars: Prison Edition
Replies: 1975
Views: 28384

Re: [DAY 7] Turf Wars: Prison Edition

Cook Rice in the microwave

In a microwave-safe baking dish or medium bowl, combine 1 cup long-grain white rice, 2 cups water, and ½ teaspoon salt. Microwave, uncovered, on high (power level 10) until the rice is tender and the liquid is absorbed, 15 to 18 minutes.
by Paul Stevens
Wed Mar 23, 2016 12:42 am
Forum: Turf Wars Prison Yard
Topic: [DAY 7] Turf Wars: Prison Edition
Replies: 1975
Views: 28384

Re: [DAY 7] Turf Wars: Prison Edition

How To Cook Rice on the Stove What You Need Ingredients 1 cup medium- or long-grain rice — white or brown 2 cups water 1/2 teaspoon salt 1 tablespoon butter or oil (optional) Equipment Small (2-quart or so) saucepan with a lid Stirring spoon Rinse your rice: It's good practice to rinse your rice in ...
by Paul Stevens
Wed Mar 23, 2016 12:34 am
Forum: Turf Wars Prison Yard
Topic: [DAY 7] Turf Wars: Prison Edition
Replies: 1975
Views: 28384

Re: [DAY 7] Turf Wars: Prison Edition

This challenge is bullshit
by Paul Stevens
Mon Mar 21, 2016 7:52 pm
Forum: Turf Wars Prison Yard
Topic: [DAY 6] Turf Wars: Prison Edition
Replies: 679
Views: 13276

Re: [DAY 6] Turf Wars: Prison Edition

Is it over?
by Paul Stevens
Mon Mar 21, 2016 6:11 am
Forum: Turf Wars Prison Yard
Topic: [DAY 6] Turf Wars: Prison Edition
Replies: 679
Views: 13276

Re: [DAY 6] Turf Wars: Prison Edition

I'm a vegetarian
by Paul Stevens
Mon Mar 21, 2016 12:49 am
Forum: Turf Wars Prison Yard
Topic: [DAY 6] Turf Wars: Prison Edition
Replies: 679
Views: 13276

Re: [DAY 6] Turf Wars: Prison Edition

Prisoner 606386 wrote:did i say one hour in the bath i meant two

and now im going to the market

be back soon
H... How? Going to the market? :confused:

You mean the commissary?
by Paul Stevens
Sun Mar 20, 2016 10:59 am
Forum: Turf Wars Prison Yard
Topic: [DAY 6] Turf Wars: Prison Edition
Replies: 679
Views: 13276

Re: [DAY 6] Turf Wars: Prison Edition

What day did they lynch a cop? Anyone remember?

Are we sure lynched players come to this thread?

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