The Syndicate

Paul Stevens

Why can't these guys get girlfriends their own age?

Paul Stevens

I prefer Mafia players address me as "Mr. Stevens".

If you're not having fun for any reason, please direct your concerns privately to my mailbox. I will write my address for you if you need it. You could also call on "JaggedJimmyJay" if you prefer. He's a stand-up character.

Paul Stevens

Sloonei now has permission to view the Pikachu Tribe thread until end of Night 3.

Thanks for participating in this round of Survivor! See you all again next time.

Paul Stevens

Sloonei now has permission to view the Pikachu Tribe thread until end of Night 3.

Thanks for participating in this round of Survivor! See you all again next time.

Paul Stevens

Congratulations, Cerberus Tribe! You win the prize! I need votes for the observer to be sent over to Pikachu Tribe, and I need them quickly! Once 3 of you folks have voted the same consensus player, then that person will ASAP receive viewing permissions for the other tribe until end of Night 3. Ple...

Paul Stevens

All puzzles now have been sent. Good luck!

Paul Stevens

Still need one last volunteer before EoD!

Paul Stevens

One puzzle is still available. Be sure to send one last volunteer to solve this before end of Day 3!

Paul Stevens

Two puzzles still are available. Send those volunteers before end of Day 3!

Paul Stevens

All puzzles have been sent. Good luck!

Paul Stevens

Hey there, folks! Welcome to Survivor! I need three volunteers from your tribe ASAP. Each volunteer will receive a puzzle, as soon as I can send one within seeing a PM notification. The volunteers will then have until end of Day 3 (5:52PM Eastern time) at the latest to solve the puzzle. The faster t...

Paul Stevens

Hey there, folks! Welcome to Survivor! I need three volunteers from your tribe ASAP. Each volunteer will receive a puzzle, as soon as I can send one within seeing a PM notification. The volunteers will then have until end of Day 3 (5:52PM Eastern time) at the latest to solve the puzzle. The faster t...

Paul Stevens

I am the Mike Sockpuppet

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Gonna be occupied for most of the weekend starting very soon. Peterman, that vote on me is as rotten as a week-old herring. I didn't think you were bad, and I know I'm not bad, so why go for me other than that I'm the number two suspect on Jerry's list and thus the easiest mislynch? It's got to be e...

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It looks like nobody else is going on George, so I'll switch to Whatley. I can see the argument for him being bad, even though my gut says he's not. And obviously my gut has been wrong on several different occasions this game. Is there anyone for whom you cannot see the argument for their being bad...

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It looks like nobody else is going on George, so I'll switch to Whatley. I can see the argument for him being bad, even though my gut says he's not. And obviously my gut has been wrong on several different occasions this game.

Paul Stevens

Regarding this, would you say that this makes sense following my reveal of this being a pressure vote or not? How was my vote supposed to be transparent, when I had no real reason for it other than for observation? I want to know why you are valuing transparency here as it seems to be irrelevant to...

Paul Stevens

The part of the Jackie ISO I liked best was this: I like that he's willing to state disagreement with Jerry unprompted here, but I would like to hear more on why Jackie had these thoughts about Estelle at the time. There is no prior mention of her in his posts. That got me thinking about Jackie try...

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Frank, I don't understand what's happening in that post. Do you trust Whatley or not? Ah, I realize my quote placement there wasn't clear. My statements apply to the quotes below them. Which means that, in the balance, I trust Whately. Frank, please talk to me about Steinbrenner. I haven't read thr...

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Alright, I'm back, SERENITY NOW'ed, and ready to vote for George now that Jerry has also seen the light. Will look at Whately just to be fair. He looks to me like a civilian being thrown into the game and wanting to engage with the main posters, make sure they didn't escape suspicion. That both of t...

Paul Stevens

People, I'm freaking out about RL work stuff right now. Contributions are not happening tonight.

Paul Stevens

VENGEANCE IS OURS! Estelle can rest in peace tonight. Now to get started on the rest of you hoodlums. I honestly think George is a good target for the next lynch based on interaction reads with Jackie, and I'll tell you why: George Costanza Jackie Chiles Cosmo Kramer George Steinbrenner Uncle Leo Je...

Paul Stevens

If Elaine is telling the truth, we have a cut and dried case. If she's not, we at least get more intelligence from a Jackie flip than a Peterman flip. *votes Jackie*

Paul Stevens

Frank Costanza's post history has become quite frustrating. The tunnel on son George is hard to understand given that he hasn't explained it much apart from George's periods of absence. Moreover, it's all he's bloody done lately. I really hope that's not civilian work. Come on y'all, the game can e...

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Jerry, you're dead wrong and I know it. Doing a hell of a job ordering the town conversation to bad ends there.

Paul Stevens

My son hasn't said a thing today. Maybe he needs to get wrestled?! *votes George Costanza*

Paul Stevens

ESTELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?!?!?!?!?!?!? No! It can't be! My wife is dead because of you animals! She would drive me up a wall, but she was being quiet around you people, and now someone thought it was worth shutting her up even more. Only people she mentione...

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ESTELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?!?!?!?!?!?!? No! It can't be! My wife is dead because of you animals! She would drive me up a wall, but she was being quiet around you people, and now someone thought it was worth shutting her up even more. Only people she mentioned...

Paul Stevens

I ain't changing my mind. Especially when that snot-nosed Puddy thinks he can take a piece of me! *votes Puddy*

Paul Stevens

I think you're all barking up the wrong tree with the Soup Nazi, and I'll be a monkey's ass if I let him go down. Already didn't like that Puddy guy, so here goes nothing. *votes David Puddy*

Paul Stevens

You lack an actual tone. The soup man has some spunk! I'm getting heated just thinking about it! Serenity now. SERENITY NOW! **Squinches nose as Mr. Soup** And then this guy comes in here, saying he'll have some dirt on the Soup Man, and follows up with a nonsense gesture. You want to put a man in ...

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Back from an early dinner with Naomi. Good lord that laugh of hers. https://s1.postimg.org/1tsgh3dhpb/seinfeld6.png http://unscenecomedy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/seinfeld-1.jpg I have grievances to air about both Costanza parents. We got nothing all day! I'm sorry I can't be at your beck and ...

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Anyway, I've been waiting for hours for dinner. Estelle was supposed to make some fusilli, but of course she's nowhere to be found...

ASSMAN! I'LL GIVE HIM ASSMAN!

*votes Kramer*

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Hi, I'm George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents. As if we needed any more proof you're a good-for-nothing bum! Didn't bother showing up at all to the Mafia for the first day of it. Hiding? I've been serving soup behind a counter for nine hours already today. Except for you. Know why? NO S...

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Jerry Seinfeld wrote: ↑Sun Oct 08, 2017 4:00 pm Alright people, let's go, chop chop.

Don't get smart with me, Puffy Shirt man! Although now that I think about it, I haven't heard a peep from my good-for-nothing son. Stop crying and fight your father!

Estelle too, get in here.

Paul Stevens

Welcome, newcomers! The tradition of Mafia begins with the airing of grievances. I got a lot of problems with you people what killed Susan, and now you're gonna hear about it!

Paul Stevens

MORBO BELIEVES THE FRAIL HUMAN! MORBO IS MOVING HIS VOTE TO FRY! NIBBLER, IF YOU ARE ABLE, MORBO DEMANDS THAT YOU SPEAK!

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MORBO IS HERE! HE WAS SIMPLY BUSY FOR MOST OF THE DAY! MORBO FINDS RICHARD NIXON'S VOTING PATTERN THE MOST SUSPICIOUS! IN ADDITION, THE CRUSTACEOUS DOCTOR VOICED WILLINGNESS TO EXAMINE NIXON MORE CLOSELY SHORTLY BEFORE DYING! PERHAPS THE PRESIDENT KILLED ZOIDBERG TO PREVENT HIM FROM FURTHER INVESTIG...

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MORBO ACCIDENTALLY VOTED HIMSELF, BUT HAS FIXED HIS FOOLISH BLUNDER!

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MORBO, TOO, WILL VOTE FOR THE HUMAN JANITOR! EXPLAIN YOURSELF, PUNY HUMAN!

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UPON REVIEW OF THE VOTING RECORDS, MORBO FINDS FRY AND THE PROFESSOR'S VOTES VERY CIVVIE-LIKE! IF MORBO UNDERSTANDS CALCULON CORRECTLY, HE AND THE JAMAICAN HUMAN ARE LIKELY CIV AS WELL! THIS NARROWS DOWN MORBO'S LIST OF POTENTIAL VILLAIN SCUM CONSIDERABLY!

Paul Stevens

My friends, could it be of interest to mention that only our robot friends have been killed during the night phases so far? Not really, doesn't seem to me like there's a secret win condition. Aren't we playing a regular matrix game? Also, you have to remember Robot Devil was scum. We are (presumabl...

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My pool of suspects based on most to least suspicious: Scruffy Professor Farnsworth Nibbler Morbo This is all based on the voting tallies, mind you. MORBO VOTED TO LYNCH BOTH PUNY VILLAINS! HE FINDS YOUR SUSPICION CONFUSING! HOWEVER, THE DELIVERY HUMAN IS CORRECT THAT THIS JANITING HUMAN HAS AVOIDE...

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MORBO TOO WISHES TO VOTE FOR THE DEMONIC AUTOMATON! HIS VOTE FOR ROBOT MAFIA CASTS HIM IN A MOST SUSPICIOUS LIGHT! ROBOT DEVIL, YOU ARE DOOMED! DOOOOOMED!

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MORBO BELIEVES THERE WAS A SAVE ATTEMPT YESTERDAY! THE PUNY EARTHLINGS WHO VOTED FOR ROBOT MAFIA ARE SUSPECT IN THE EYES OF MORBO!

MORBO ALSO WISHES TO HEAR MORE FROM BENDER, AS HIS REASONING FOR VOTING THE SCRAWNY MAMMAL WAS FLIMSY!

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MORBO HAS NO WISH TO CHANGE HIS VOTE! MORBO IS PERPLEXED AND ENRAGED THAT THE ROBOT MAFIA HAS THREE VOTES, TWO WITH VERY LITTLE REASONING BEHIND THEM! MORBO FIND'S BRANNIGAN'S SELF-PRESERVATION VOTE REASONABLE HOWEVER!

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MORBO FINDS PUNY CAPTAIN'S DEFENSE UNSATISFACTORY! THE LECHEROUS HUMAN DID NOT TRULY WISH TO SAVE THE AIRHEADED MARTIAN IN MORBO'S OPINION! ZAPP BRANNIGAN

Paul Stevens

I see you all have got a..."head" start on me while I was away! Hwuwuwuwuwuwueh Let it be known that all perpetrators of violence will be swiftly punished by Vice President Agnew; it is my presidential decree that all bad robots, humans and cyborgs must let their presence be known, or els...

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MORBO WANTED MORE CONTENT FROM HERMES FOR ANALYSIS! IN THE ABSENCE OF SUCH, MORBO DOES NOT FEEL STRONGLY ABOUT HIM! SPEAK PUNY HUMAN! AS FOR NIBBLER, HIS RECENT POST MAKES MORBO FEEL BETTER ABOUT HIM! MORBO WILL CURRENTLY VOTE AMY FOR ALSO IGNORING HERMES' CLAIM WHILE ADDING NOTHING! NOTHING!

Paul Stevens

So you think it was this guy what says he's the godfather? I do not. Whoever did this is likely to be incognito at this time. As a Nibblonian with higher intellectual powers and the ability to disguise myself as cute and loveable, I have investigated the claim and found it faulty. I've seen this ki...

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