The Syndicate

Can I get a hooker bot in here already?

Hermes and Nibbler still rub me the wrong way. I'm not entirely sure why, but since my robot-sense has never steered me wrong I will join Scruffy in voting for Nibbler. Hermes is next on the list.

If they come after me next or I go missing in the night...you know who to lynch next!

As for you Nibbler...Bite My Shiny Metal Ass!

Amy Wong wrote:Nice one, guys.

Four double diet martinis, please.

Girl. I like your style.

Re: Robot Devil. You might say I'm a gamblin' man. Show me what you got.

Whoa mama...Hermes and his furry friend Nibbler have been behaving weird. Not to mention they both voted for Amy, who...while quite the buzzkill, clearly wasn't mafia. Now gimme a cigar Fry!


Also, did Robot Devil say something about a deal?

Good move killing a human. Stupid humans. Where my non human lifeforms at!?!?!

As for the perpetrators of these hilariously heinous acts...don't get between me and my vices! I need outta this bubble. Just give me time to figure out which humans I hate more after the Day 1 activities.

-Bender Bending Rodriguez

Did I mention hookers?

B-E-N-D-E-R BEEEEEEENDDDDEEERRR! B-E-N-D-E-R BEEEEEEENDDDDEEERRR! Saying B. E. N. DER-ER-ER-ER-ER!

Hey?! What happened to my hooker-bot?

Awww....stupid security bubbles. This bubble sucks. I wanna make my own bubble. With gambling...and alcohol...and hookers...