The Syndicate

Great job on the macros. Hope to see more!

Contest: Cat Jokes/Puns/Quips

For our next contest, please post as many cat or feline-themed puns, analogies, limericks, jokes, etc. as possible within the thread. Quality is important as well as quantity.

In it to win it? Make sure to participate because the end is nigh!

Post original LOLCats or cat macros/memes as well.

Remember that baking up some puns is not going to win you any points. However, really clever and hilarious fortunes will behoove you.

Alternate Contest: Fortune Cookie

Each player, via PM, can submit up to 3 Fortune Cookie fortunes to the host and me. You don't want to miss it.



Note: You can enter both Day 4 contests for extra oomph.

Contest: Mix 'em Up

For this contest, take three different body segments to make one funky person. PM us with your creation. For instance, put Celebrity A's head on Celebrity B's Body with Clown Z's footwear. The contest is open to interpretation and your character need not be human.

The deadline is one (1) hour before the Day 4 lynch poll closes. Best of luck.

It's nearly the end of Day 3. Time to dig in your heels and amp up the funny!

Seriously, let's go for broke, guys. All in to win.

Make like Bob Saget and [redacted] a [redacted, redacted].

Remember, you have until lunch tomorrow to send me your Rebus!

The one(s) received were spectacular!

Vompatti wrote:

Metalmarsh89 wrote:

Vompatti wrote:DESTROY THEM ALL NOW AND WE MEAN NOW OK BE FREE KILL ALL WHO ARE EVIL WHAT A SAD SAD LIFE WE HAD NO TELEVISION BACK IN OUR DAYS DEVICES ARE BAD BUT ITS THE PEOPLE WHO ARE EVIL THE GOVERNMENTS AND ILLUMINATI ARE KILLING US ALL WAKE UP LEARN OUR WAYS AT MOG N SKYS BLACKPOOL FY1 6DZ NUMBER 104 WE HAVE PURE PROOF CHATTOUXS SPEN BROOK WATER IS PURE BLACKPOOL UNITED UTILITIES WATER IS POISONED VERY HARMFULL WATER TRUE XXXX 01253 424 625

Is this a sex ad? I want some.

get in line.

For your Valtrex.

Player Petunia Pillowsbottom asks:

"Dear God of Funny,

I like your cheese hair.

What is a Rebus?"


Great question, Petunia. A Rebus is a pictogram (or series thereof) that conveys a message. Let's imagine that instead of a standard missive, you receive a slip of paper through your mailslot with the following images: a) an eye, b) the sea; c) a female sheep. Clever ponies might deduce that the message means: "I See You."

Let the Rebuses continue to flow in.

The Uncle Rebus Project


Hey rancheroos,

Today's contest is of the Rebus Persuasion.

Simply PM me (and cc: TurnipHead, the host) a rebus. You can make your rebus in a graphic design software such as Illustrator, Photoshop or even Paint, or you can just send us a series of individual .gifs or .jpgs to make the Rebus.

The contest ends one hour (1 hr) before the Day 3 poll closes.

Good luck, and you may start your engines.

I am not my toppings. They do not define me. I may change them on a whim. However, crust is forever. The earth even has a crust.

Epignosis wrote:

God Of Funny wrote:

Boogs wrote:Rip Splints. Got too much wood in you... Eh,that didn't sound right...

I like your style, kid.

Thanks to all who submitted limericks. Across the board, they were all fine pieces of craftsmanship.

And yes, I am made of pizza. And no, the Paleo Diet did not work out well for me.

You are not made of pizza. You are made of toppings.

This would be like saying people are made of feet (or butts).

EAT ME

Boogs wrote:Rip Splints. Got too much wood in you... Eh,that didn't sound right...

I like your style, kid.

Thanks to all who submitted limericks. Across the board, they were all fine pieces of craftsmanship.

And yes, I am made of pizza. And no, the Paleo Diet did not work out well for me.

Metalmarsh89 wrote:

God Of Funny wrote:(copy the host on the post as well)

What's this?

If you submit a limerick to me via PM, please CC the host (TurnipHead) on your submission.

Bonus Points: Limerick Challenge

Optional: Send me a limerick by 9pm EST tonight (copy the host on the post as well). The limerick needs to be funny, but remember that lurid and raunchy do not automatically equal hilarious.

Go for clever or go for broke.

A Person wrote:

God Of Funny wrote:Well, hello you lot of scoundrels. I wish I had some rotten tomatoes to throw your way.

Seriously, has anyone here ever said anything funny? You are so funny that the ICC is currently investigating you for crimes against humanity.

You may have noticed that I'm a god. The God of Funny. Give me candor and respect and I'm sure we will all just get along sunshiney.

Please let me know if you have any questions to I can be sure to ignore them.

I don't have any questions k

I'm liking you already, lady.

@ Host: There's something wrong with the poll: there's no "Select All" option.

Well, hello you lot of scoundrels. I wish I had some rotten tomatoes to throw your way.

Seriously, has anyone here ever said anything funny? You are so funny that the ICC is currently investigating you for crimes against humanity.

You may have noticed that I'm a god. The God of Funny. Give me candor and respect and I'm sure we will all just get along sunshiney.

Please let me know if you have any questions to I can be sure to ignore them.