The Syndicate

Nice one, guys.

Four double diet martinis, please.

And really, guys? Some of us Mars U students still have to attend afternoon classes in the wake of horrible explosions. I can't post content all day!

Robot Mafia wrote:

Hermes Conrad wrote:

Robot Mafia wrote: Get a load of this guy, huh? Telling us what to do but not doing anything about it.

Robot Mafia wrote:The general lack of noisiness on this planet is causing my hard drive boil. Joey Mousepad, I want you to find some answers.

Sure thing, boss.

Deez sings are related, mon! How am I supposed to do someting when nobody's talkin'?

Guess I'll start off de suspishionizin' too: Farnsworth said he agreed wit Robot Mafia, but his post also reads dat he tinks my claim makes me look bad! Robot-Mon actually sed it made me look good. So dat's a contradiction.

Also, most people reacted in some way to me claim, but Amy joked it off and left it at dat. It gets mah jeeblahs jangling' just a bit.

The martian girl seems scared to say anything over here. You think we should show her the clamps?

Guh! Of course I'm scared! A mysterious explosion kills my friends, and now you have no one to compare my cuteness with? It's awful! *cries and runs away*




























*runs back*

Content?! I'll give you content! Robot Mafia over here is putting the clamps on everyone looking busy, Nibbler (awwww) drops a comment about Hermes not being bad but claims I've said nothing when I've CLEARLY said he's messing around, Fry's standing around not even trying to look busy, three survivors haven't even bothered to say anything...A cute girl can't take all of it!

I don't like the votes for Morbo from either person. Their reasoning is bumming me out and giving me wrinkles! I like where Scruffy's head is at - I think Nibbler (awwww) is trying to look useful and cute, but he's only (awwww) achieved one of those things. Voting Nibbler.

One diet double martini, please!

Professor Farnsworth wrote:Hmmm, I wonder what Calculon has calculated as the odds of Hermes actually being evil? He seems to be inert, so we must reintroduce his programming to his body using science! I'll need to get a spare circuit board out of a mechanical goat, but it should work...



HAIL SCIENCE!

It's like magic, but with electricity!

Professor Farnsworth wrote:

Amy Wong wrote:Nooooooo, Kif!! How could you leave me alone with all of these old men?? Bleckkkk!

*slaps Amy's butt* Indeed, it is baby soft! Errr, what was that you said? I'm sorry, I must have left my hearing glasses in another safety sphere.

Ugh, Professor! Just because I'm the only girl left doesn't mean I'm not shallow.

Hermes Conrad wrote:Ras H. Safari! What's going' on in 'eah?

Poor Lila!

Since we're supposed to be role dumpin', allow me to break de ice: I am a Mafia Godfaddah. Debate.

Quit messing around, Hermes! We've got to find out who did this. I'll call my parents -- I'm sure money'll know what to do.

Nooooooo, Kif!! How could you leave me alone with all of these old men?? Bleckkkk!