The Syndicate

I usually think of myself as a townsiding 3p, but recent experiences have led me to the 'underdog-siding' 3p position. Of course, it depends on what my Win Condition situation is, of course.

I had to kiss Alison's ass when I thought she was town, and I thought I would teach her a lesson for daring to dream that she could control a mighty demon - after I had used her enough to get my Win Condition. But then, something changed - the baddies were getting their asses kicked, and Alison was the Lost Wolf! She and Thundercat immediately had my sympathies - especially when The Obliterator, their most powerful weapon, was defused before deployment.

I didn't really do much... I added my voice to the already-majority opinion that TC was indeed 3p. And when I was forced into a Kingmaker position that I really didn't ask for, who do I side with? Joe Who, who never really bothered to show? nutella, who treated me like some sort of power dispensary, to be accessed when the mood strikes? Nay, 'twas the Mafia that gave me a home, 'twas Mafia that orchestrated and protected my win!

It would have been dishonourable to make any other choice, I'm sure anyone would agree.

Sorry Kyle.

Ok, sheeping over to nutella. I have been very disappointed with our BTSC chat. Instead of trying to leverage my immense power for her faction, she basically ignored me and then expected me to grant her powers! As though demons don't have feelings! [VOTE: nutella] aubergine

I'll sheep as well! [VOTE: Grand Scheme] aubergine

I am cool with literally anything.

Thundercat wrote: ↑Wed Dec 23, 2020 12:10 pm

Grand Scheme wrote: ↑Wed Dec 23, 2020 8:16 am Wow you guys! Are you townfolk going to win?

What's the difference between MYLO and YLO again? I can't remember. Mislynch and Lose.... or Lynch or Lose, right? Same-same...?

The difference is that in LYLO, a no-lynch is a loss, but in MYLO, a no-lynch isn't a loss.

Thank you.

NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME wrote: ↑Wed Dec 23, 2020 12:18 pm I feel like the correct answer is to kill LC who has allegedly achieved his wincon but is still in the game for some reason

Thundercat wrote: ↑Wed Dec 23, 2020 12:21 pm Unless LC is the real mafia and he was in cahoots with the real gambit demon, but that's soooo reachy

I would love to cultivate that notion, but it's too far-fetched.

argh, imagine there's an L there

Wow you guys! Are you townfolk going to win?

What's the difference between MYLO and YLO again? I can't remember. Mislynch and Lose.... or Lynch or Lose, right? Same-same...?

Thundy, wha happen?

novaselinenever wrote: ↑Thu Dec 17, 2020 9:42 pm

Grand Scheme wrote: ↑Thu Dec 17, 2020 9:38 pm

novaselinenever wrote: ↑Thu Dec 17, 2020 9:23 pm Still got no invite from GC, feels bad man

Dude. I send in the target by Day. BTSC commences when night falls. That's it. There's no rehearsal dinner or pre-party.

What should I wear?

Your finest soul.

I successfully negotiated Alison as my Day 0 pick, started at the end of Day 0, and then nutella was my Day 1 pick.

Look, I'm kind of having second thoughts with all this bad mojo coming from you...

novaselinenever wrote: ↑Thu Dec 17, 2020 9:23 pm Still got no invite from GC, feels bad man

Dude. I send in the target by Day. BTSC commences when night falls. That's it. There's no rehearsal dinner or pre-party.

Really, I take you today, and start BTSC tonight. Nook, you can be roleblocking TONIGHT!

Yeah man, I was just messin'. I'll take you tonight, I have no one I'd rather take!

You have to say "Dormammu, I come to bargain!"

Kyle blocked Thundercat last night.

NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME wrote: ↑Tue Dec 15, 2020 10:58 pm Actually the fact that you, Kyle, are alive tonight should be pretty solid evidence that I’m town

“Why nanook?”

Cause I know your role

Oh, oh, I know it too! How do you know?

Maybe the secret mafia role can fool info roles or something?

I am 99.2% sure that Thundercat is the 3p secret role.

I knew Alison was a wolf before it was cool.

sprityo wrote: ↑Tue Dec 15, 2020 11:42 am nevermind, it appears I forgot to add that clause in the rules. Please continue as normal

NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME wrote: ↑Tue Dec 15, 2020 5:10 pm If you want to 100% prove my role, TK a 3p and I’ll stop the TK. Then there’s zero doubt I’m the mayor.

Ooooh, yeet me, that sounds delightful!

You guys shot Alison?

Thundercat wrote: ↑Mon Dec 14, 2020 9:36 pm

Grand Scheme wrote: ↑Mon Dec 14, 2020 9:30 pm

novaselinenever wrote: ↑Mon Dec 14, 2020 2:28 pm also no don't blast anyone, losing a townie isn't safe even with traitor nor counting. The game becomes controlled by indies next phase if we go all wrong

Sounds like a fun game!

*initiates secret indie handshake*

Thundercat wrote: ↑Mon Dec 14, 2020 12:01 pm

novaselinenever wrote: ↑Mon Dec 14, 2020 1:46 am

Thundercat wrote: ↑Mon Dec 14, 2020 1:35 am Will the real Scum Shady please stand up

You win if mafia gets eliminated today?

I do still need to die once, but I met with the GD last night, so I might be able to work that part out myself.

Please, step into my office...

novaselinenever wrote: ↑Mon Dec 14, 2020 12:24 pm Also GD weren't you supposed to be meet with Tutuu last cycle?

novaselinenever wrote: ↑Mon Dec 14, 2020 2:28 pm also no don't blast anyone, losing a townie isn't safe even with traitor nor counting. The game becomes controlled by indies next phase if we go all wrong

Sounds like a fun game!

novaselinenever wrote: ↑Mon Dec 14, 2020 3:40 pm You'll feel funny when you see my claim, should be pretty obvious after last phase

"You'll feel funny" is a damn intriguing prediction.

novaselinenever wrote: ↑Mon Dec 14, 2020 1:45 am GD should deal with kyle

What should I do with him?

So... Turnip Head is the one getting yeeted now, right? We are just having a 24-hour waiting period for a decided outcome?

COS I BE BRINGIN' THE D
I GOTS THE B-D-E
GRAND SCHEME IN THE HIZZY
WIT DA M-I-C

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Thundercat wrote: ↑Sat Dec 12, 2020 1:16 pm Gimme that pact demon

Thundercat wrote: ↑Sat Dec 12, 2020 1:13 pm

Grand Scheme wrote: ↑Sat Dec 12, 2020 1:08 pm

Thundercat wrote: ↑Sat Dec 12, 2020 1:06 pm

Turnip Head wrote: ↑Sat Dec 12, 2020 11:42 am Sig after my second cup of coffee I'm like f u

What happened after your third cup?

Wow, so that dude is a musician called Thundercat? I have not heard of him.

Sweet.

I'm a damn powerful demon, you know. Where are my worshippers? Don't you desire power? Knowledge?

Once it was thought that a powerful wizard could ensnare me and coerce me to do their bidding... but we all know how that story plays out in the end, and the demon has unfurled its wings and broken free from the blood pact! Possibly to sow chaos and wreak revenge on those whose conceit and arrogance led them to believe a mere mortal could control an eldritch power!

Thundercat wrote: ↑Sat Dec 12, 2020 1:06 pm

Turnip Head wrote: ↑Sat Dec 12, 2020 11:42 am Sig after my second cup of coffee I'm like f u

What happened after your third cup?

Wow, so that dude is a musician called Thundercat? I have not heard of him.

Crazy goins-on a-transpirin'

Kylemii wrote: ↑Fri Dec 11, 2020 8:33 pm

Grand Scheme wrote: ↑Fri Dec 11, 2020 8:28 pm Lion-O was a natural leader, possibly genetically-engineered for it. Like Ender Wiggin, he was suitable from a young age.

honestly this is probably true and it's some monarchist horsepiss

I'm starting to have doubts as to whether you felt the magic OR heard the roar, frankly.

NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME wrote: ↑Fri Dec 11, 2020 8:36 pm Someone remind me why we aren’t killing the non-town that a) isn’t even pretending to be town and b) has to be killed twice and c) we probably have to kill before we win

HEY wtf why would you oh... ok c) isn't me phew.

My man sig wants me to save him. How can a bro say no? [VOTE: sigbro] aubergine

Lion-O was a natural leader, possibly genetically-engineered for it. Like Ender Wiggin, he was suitable from a young age.

Turnip Head wrote: ↑Fri Dec 11, 2020 7:34 pm I voted for TC btw

Turnip Head wrote: ↑Fri Dec 11, 2020 7:33 pmHave fun

Thanks, TH! I will do so!

I slammed a vote down on [VOTE: Towny] aubergine because WTF, amirite?

Kylemii is so clear man. That guy is true blue.

Friday rules I just ate like 20 Pillsbury Pizza Bites and had a beer and a clanger and my kids are at Nana's tonight and I'm getting together with a friend! Woo! We will freestyle and smoke and play Soul Calibur 2 and WHO KNOWS what else? Sleeeeepin' in tomorrow oh yeah also YOWZA spicy this lynch!

I am a powerful demon you guys. I can snap my fingers and decide this game any time I please. Don't mess with me.

HOW



CONVENIENT

112 wrote: ↑Fri Dec 11, 2020 4:08 pm

nutella wrote: ↑Fri Dec 11, 2020 4:07 pm im on the verge of yolo voting 112

you're on the verge of gamethrowing lol

what happened to 112 is town? what got between us?

Yeah nutella, why you be talkin' so cray-zee?

novaselinenever wrote: ↑Fri Dec 11, 2020 6:00 pm Fucking bus drivers

That's why Martin suicided. BUT, let us NOT forget what feat he did accomplish:

Dual-wielded busdriver abilities!

See, he wants to chop sig. You know how many wins this guy has?

This is great, you guys are doing well, love it!

Is that the strat then? Just emojis? That only works if you're town.

tutuu wrote: ↑Thu Dec 10, 2020 8:20 pm @Grand Scheme strike a deal with me tonight plssss

I have already sent in my choice, and it is you.

Joe Who? wrote: ↑Thu Dec 10, 2020 3:53 pm

Grand Scheme wrote: ↑Thu Dec 10, 2020 3:49 pm One of the top all-time songs.

Nice, a musically-advanced agreement!

One of the top all-time songs.

Turnip Head wrote: ↑Thu Dec 10, 2020 2:48 pm I don't think you can make the greatest mafia post in the world without striking a bargain with the gambit demon first

Make the best post in the world, or I'll eat your soul...

Turnip Head wrote: ↑Thu Dec 10, 2020 2:49 pm I am kinda confused by that quoted post of Alison's tho. I mean someone accepted the tier 3 deal, when he said he wouldn't ask them to do that? What if Martin didn't want to accept that deal, but he was given no choice?