The Syndicate

Yay I finally won a game!

Yay my kitty friends are taking over the thread! Mrowrowrowrowrowrow! Mrowowowow.... (Cough) mmm... Hairball.... Mrowoworororow!

God Of Funny wrote:Great job on the macros. Hope to see more!

Omg that's my cousin from England, Twopence the cat!

(Knock knock knock) Um insertnamehere, do you wanna build a snowkitty? Do you wanna build a snow kitty? Okay....bye....

insertnamehere wrote:goddamnit

LMAO!!!!

So how will we win now? Lol Only 2 of us will remain and they will vote each other. Ahhhhhh this game is cray cray for a little kitty! Mrow!

Lizzy wrote:Yes, he had. Boogie, change your vote. We're taking Robignosis down.

I think he makes a good point though. Metalmarsh had self voted the whole game, except this time. Which makes me believe they are the Smiter

Hey that's a good point Epignosis. I'm changing my vote lol

Because he hasn't had any votes, Epignosis

I know I'm not the kitty killer, so I have a 33% chance now of voting out this tricky smiter lol. Hmmmm

A Person

I think it's still Night 3. Hmmm

Smiter no smiting! We gotta get this mother kitty on the next poll

Crickets it's been quiet guys

I thought he was the kitty killer/ annoying everyone

Hey A Person didn't explain why they voted for Insertnamehere.

Also, those eggs may be over easy, but you're not

lol

A Person wrote:i had eggs this morningn :O

Were they fresh out of a chicken's rectum?

I decided to go ahead and vote, so I won't forget this time, for insertnamehere unless some crazy evidence were to pop up before the poll closed lol

Lizzy wrote:
Epignosis wrote:A mailman was retiring after 30 years of service on the same route.

Many residents gave him gifts for his retirement.

One resident gave him a bottle of expensive whiskey.

Another gave him a humidor filled with fine cigars.

At the end of the route, however, as he was delivering the mail, Lizzy approached him wearing a very skimpy outfit. She invited him inside and he spent the night with her.

The next morning, the mailman awoke to the smell of breakfast. He went downstairs.

"This is for you," Lizzy said.

It was an envelope. Inside was a five dollar bill.

"What's this for?" the astonished mail carrier asked.

"It's yours," Lizzy said.

"But why?"

Lizzy rolled her eyes as she finished the eggs. "I told my husband you were retiring and asked what to do about it. He said 'Fuck him. Give him $5.'"
WTF I've never been more insulted in my life.

I don't have eggs for breakfast.

Lol. Now I'm hungry but not for eggs. Must be the pregnancy kicking in again. Ugh, these kittens will be the death of me...

I can't see anything without my kitty monocle! Jinkies!

insertnamehere wrote:
Boogs wrote:
Russtifinko wrote:
Boogs wrote:
Metalmarsh89 wrote:Boogs, are you a Pokémon?
No but if I was, I'd be Boogsamon!
I'd be Russtizard! I'd be Ghost and Earth type and run around like crazy yelling "Russ-ti, Russ-ti" at everyone in a real dopey voice while people threw little balls at me.

....which is to say, my life wouldn't change at all.

Linki: Oh ho ho! Got 'im!
RIP Little balls lol

Ugh I don't know who the freakin smiter is lol I may just vote for Insertnamehere since I was planning to last time. I have no idea yet lol
What did I do, again? Other than being the most charming bastard this side of the Atlantic.

Lol you kept annoying me with your posts remember

. I don't know if you're the Smiter or not though. Any ideas?

Russtifinko wrote:
Boogs wrote:
Metalmarsh89 wrote:Boogs, are you a Pokémon?
No but if I was, I'd be Boogsamon!
I'd be Russtizard! I'd be Ghost and Earth type and run around like crazy yelling "Russ-ti, Russ-ti" at everyone in a real dopey voice while people threw little balls at me.

....which is to say, my life wouldn't change at all.

Linki: Oh ho ho! Got 'im!

RIP

Little balls lol

Ugh I don't know who the freakin smiter is lol I may just vote for Insertnamehere since I was planning to last time. I have no idea yet lol

Metalmarsh89 wrote:Boogs, are you a Pokémon?

No but if I was, I'd be Boogsamon!

Vompatti wrote:
Boogs wrote:4 more for my Pokemon game on RM! Who else wants to catch 'em all? And I'm not talking about STDs!
no thanks, i've already got them.

(Wears quarantine mask)

4 more for my Pokemon game on RM! Who else wants to catch 'em all? And I'm not talking about STDs!

Spare me smiter

Don't be a kitty killer again.

Also, I was baking everyone a cake and it said to mix in 2 bowls, that I misread as bowels and there may be something crunchy in your cake...

Shoot I thought the poll was Pm. I was going to vote for insertnamehere

I was thinking of Kate Middleton then I wanted to talk in a British accent

(Sticks claws out and starts growling) You won't like an angry kitty with a monocle and top hat on

The grammar from insertnamehere reminds of me Deadpool from X Men mafia, which annoys me and makes me want to vote for him lol

Metalmarsh89 wrote:Tell us who it is Boogsie!!!

I'm too drunk off catnip to remember ! (Hiccup)

I'll tell ya who the smiter is... I'll tell ya all... (Hiccups) I'm gonna.. (Hiccup) tell the world who that smiter is (wags finger and hiccups)

Metalmarsh89 wrote:I agree, it's almost as odd as the number 7.

Mmmm. Or a octopuss with 5 tentacles.

Hide your kittens, hide your paws! There's a smiter still on the loose! (Climbs a tree). I don't know who the new smiter is

And these self votes from Metalmarsh and vompattii are odd

Lizzy your avatar makes me want to watch Cow and Chicken lol

Metalmarsh89 wrote:
insertnamehere wrote:poll no work
I want my money back. I was promised unlimited votes this time.

No refun' fo ew. Dis is china poll an we no cheet. Have fry rice be happy.

We have a kitty killer on the loose! o_O

Dino-copter? Yay

Cute kitty

but not as cute as me

insertnamehere wrote:
Epignosis wrote:insertnamehere is my #1 suspect for his Day 1 fingersplints vote.
Epignosis is my #1 suspect for his Day 1 fingersplints vote.

In his defense, he gave everyone a chance to sway him to not vote for each person and I was the only one who replied to him... But it ultimately WAS his decision to make.

Speaking of tough decisions, does anyone have any laxatives?

(hides booger stash)

#Ratchet

Rip Splints. Got too much wood in you... Eh,that didn't sound right...

Epignosis wrote:You all have one hour to make me laugh or I will kill you.

(Tap dances with a cane to kitty cha cha)

Russtifinko wrote:
Metalmarsh89 wrote:Thank you. Who wants some funny business?
I do!

Also, this:

Shouldn't you be saving people more on car insurance?

I think they accidentally voted for themselves. And Fingersplints not knowing me isn't a good reason to throw a vote on me lol.

But anyway, I feel like I'm going to vote for Vompattii because he was making no sense when posting last night lol I think he's a drunk smiter.

Lizzy wrote:I'm tempted to vote for Russti.

Why exactly? I thought he seemed more like a different character to me. I kind of have an idea of who I want to vote for

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