The Syndicate

How would you rate your addiction to this site, on a scale of 1 to 100?

So where do y'all wanna meet for Ephraim's bday?

Everyone else -- This is funny because I've seen Epi and Eloh on each of their oldest kids' bdays this year.

what is something that people are often surprised to learn about you?

What did you do for your birthday?

Lizzy wrote: So then it's not Mr RearRanger?

I have no idea if you really thought that was his name or not, but that is freakin hilarious.

Epignosis wrote:What do you need me to get from the store?

^ Most hilarious question I've seen in Interrogation Room.

thellama73 wrote:

Mongoose wrote:

Elohcin wrote:It depends on the guy. Epi looks best with no facial hair at all.

Don't they all?

Flase.

Except you.

Elohcin wrote:It depends on the guy. Epi looks best with no facial hair at all.

Don't they all?

Your high school does sound like mine! And yes, God bless Bright Futures. Also, we have the same favorite flower

Thanks for all the answers!

Eloh, would you ever consider making your own cake instructional videos?

Do you ever use the word "caking" as a verb?

Now some non-cake questions. What kind of music do you like? Do you play any instruments? You seem like you would have a good singing voice. Confirm/deny?

What was your favorite subject in school?

What kind of outdoorsy things do you like to do?

Do you have any catchphrase(s)?

What's your favorite flower?

Does Eloh sleep? I am not sure she does.

Metalmarsh89 wrote:What is Rob?

I cannot even dang ole wait to see how she answers that one.

Eloh, how did you get into baking? Are you self-taught or did you take classes or maybe a family member learnt ya up?

My book club has read some "philosophy" about baking being used as a positive coping mechanism or creative outlet, just like others might use painting or cardio. Do you find baking is a cathartic release for you or does it become more of a chore?

Is the term "Baker's Dozen" still relevant in today's times?

thellama73 wrote:

Mongoose wrote: Who could drink more beers, me or you qm

Oh man, I would so love to have a beer drinking contest with you.

If I recall correctly, we did that once and it was an unmitigated disaster.

Matt - Have you ever gotten trapped in an elevator or a bathroom stall?

What is the chat thread qm

If you had unlimited bowls of spaghetti, how much could you eat qm

If you had unlimited donuts, how many could you eat qm

Who could drink more beers, me or you qm

Have you ever trimmed your nose hair qm

What do your toes look like qm -- do they go diagonal in a line qm or maybe they have weird webbing qm

A Person wrote:

thellama73 wrote:

A Person wrote: I remember reading Logan's posts on PA.

What did they say?

blah blah blah government blah blah blah

That is EXACTLY him! That's an amazing impersonation, MattMatt!

A Person wrote:

Mongoose wrote:Did you think I had left you for dead since I haven't asked you anything yet? (I didn't know you were up!)

I did wonder why you hadn't asked anything yet. :O I figured you were busy with work and stuff.

I was!

What is your first memory or me? What about Logan? Vomps? Lizzy? That other guy?

Did you think I had left you for dead since I haven't asked you anything yet? (I didn't know you were up!)

What is something about you that we think you should know that we've not been astute enough to ask you over the years?

Are you doing okay?

It's a world of gray, gray, gray.

Epignosis wrote:I want to read On Lethean Shore.

Do you like progressive electronic music?

The opening poem to On Lethean Shore is one of my favorite pieces of writing of all time.

L, can you make me a pun using the word "ocelot"?

thellama73 wrote:
On Lethean Shore - A young man discovers he is the reincarnation of a powerful wizard and is being pursued by a fanatical cult.

You can cults, man.

Historically, what was your favorite cult to learn about?

Why do birds suddenly appear, every time that you're near? (Is it because you walk around with birdseed in your pocket?)

What is your favorite big cat?

who is your favorite musical diva?

PBS or NPR?

Who is your favorite scientist (living)

Who is your favorite scientist (dead)

Bea: In RE: Ron Swanson:

We joke that we are like Ron Swanson and Leslie Knope respectively

What the heck did I do to make you mad?

Also, your yogurt answer especially was funny. It made me laugh aloud, which hurt.

insertnamehere wrote:Mongoose, that only took you 13 minutes...

I've been adding to it for months.

1. Who is your favorite character on The Simpsons?
2. Who is your favorite character on south park?
3. When did SP jump the shark?
4. What sounds get on your nerves?
5. What is your favorite thing about ASS?
6. hardest subject in school?
7. What are your favorite ten beers, in order?
8. What made you get a Mac laptop?
9. Do you use ice in your soft drinks?
10. When was the last time you used a straw?
11. What is the worst thing you ever smelled?
12. What’s the grossest thing you’ve seen IRL?
13. Would you let me represent you in a court of law?
14. what is your favorite nickname for Canada?
15. What webcomics are you reading these days?
16. Favorite Bodehouse book?
17. Of your novels, which do you feel is the least best?
18. Why can’t you always agree with me?
19. Have you ever been in a dumpster?
20. What made you barf last?
21. What was the last thing you took a photo of?
22. Please place in order of preference: Pancakes, Waffles, French Toast, Crepes, Blintzes
23. How do you feel about Michael Bay?
24. What was the last DIY science experiment you did?
25. What is your favorite scar?
26. What is your favorite bakery in DC?
27. Favorite bakery iIn Atlanta?
28. Why won’t you go to Sticky Fingers?
29. When are you going to procure some RS albums (see what I did there?)
30. Have you ever walked out of a movie theatre and why? What was the film, and do you regret it?
31. Who is your favorite Greco-Roman god or goddess?
32. Who is your favorite Norse god?
33. Which Native American tribe (including those in present-day South America) do you feel most drawn towards?
34. Are you going to watch the Oscars this year?
35. What is your favorite Russian-language film?
36. Who was the band you last saw live?
37. Why do you never call me out on being bossy?
38. Who is your favorite celebrity judge?
39. What is the most exotic animal you’d consider having as a pet?
40. Where were you when they announced the OJ Simpson verdict? (I was in gym class)
41. What about when MJ died?
42. Last time you laughed?
43. Do you ever drink cider?
44. Do you wear an eye mask or ear plugs to bed?
45. What is the creepiest thing that ever bit you?
46. What made you get out of your goth phase?
47. A friendly dog comes up to you while you’re at the park. Do you pet it?
48. A feral cat is laying on your house stoop. Do you pet it?
49. There’s a snake in your bedroom. What do you do?
50. When was the last time you listened to NPR?
51. Which classic authors do you feel are overrated?
52. Food trend that is driving you nuts?
53. Expressions that you abhor?
54. Why always Lo Mein and never Chow Mein?
55. Brown rice, fried rice, white rice, egg noodles or rice noodles?
56. Do you find any boy bands to have talent?
57. Music from 1973 that you don’t like / hate?
58. What did you do with those leftover sugar-free gummy bears?
59. Do you eat the nuts offered at bars?
60. have you ever been to ab ar or speakeasy that requires a password?
61. What was your best birthday ever like?
62. Have you ever mistakenly walked into the girls’ restroom?
63. Who was the last person who made you mad? Was it Rachel Maddow?
64. Would you ever go to Antarctica?
65. What happened the last time you ate yogurt?
66. Did we have you eat Meat Tornado?
67. Will you please make an acrostic with your name?
68. Do you like your (real) middle name?
69. What is something you wish you had less fear of even though you are fearless?
70. Most number of flights of stairs you’ve ever climbed?
71. The most number of times you’ve ever seen a film and what was it? (Topsy Turvy?)
72. Have you ever baked a cake? Was it good?
73. Do you believe in past lives? If so, what do you think you did or who were you?
74. What is the best thing you’ve ever cooked?
75. In a crazy dystopian universe, where you could only eat one cheese for the rest of your life, what would you pick and why?
76. Your top ten favorite cheeses in order?
77. Have you ever accidentally fallen into water?
78. What happened the last time you were dehydrated?
79. Why haven’t you updated your webpage in a billion years?
80. Who would win a pogostick-off?
81. What is objectively the best temperature? For winter? For summer?
82. Have you ever stained a shirt so badly you had to throw it away?
83. Favorite fish? (ha)
84. Do you think it’s practically a vegetable?
85. Number of Mumblecore films you have seen?
86. What is something that you think I should know about you but you are pretty sure I don’t?
87. Have you ever tried cat food or treats?
88. Has you ice cream ever fallen off your cone?
89. Do you think Myrna Loy has been reincarnated in any modern-day actresses?
90. Is Neo-Noir worth your time?
91. Did I tell you about the dream I had where James and I fended off cannibalistic band of marauders using only baseball bats for you while you were passed out drunk? Then you ate cherry pie with my grandpa and asked why we were so sweaty.
92. What was the last dream you had?
93. Do you think you’ll ever accidentally join a cult?
94. Least favorite musical?
95. Favorite topping/flavor for popcorn?
96. Why haven’t you seen more Ingmar Bergman films?
97. Are you going to see the documentary about the late great Roger Ebert’s life called Life Itself?
98. How much does pester power REALLY work on you?
99. Why are you contrarian?
100. How long did it take you do to this?
101. How much would someone have to pay you for you to take an aromatherapy class?
102. Your leg gets broken in a freak meat-procuring accident. What do you do?
103. If it meant ensuring world peace for 100 years, would you attend a yoga class?
104. Favorite character in The Oddysey?
105. Favorite character in The Peanuts?
106. What is your favorite latin phrase?
107. Why don’t you eat breakfast on weekdays?
108. What’s the highest you’ve ever climbed in a tree?
109. How do you think evolution will improve humans in the next 1000s of years? Will we finally lose our appendix? Lose our flight or flight response? Lose sensitivity to grains?
110. What’s the smallest plane you’ve ever been on?
111. Have you been on a helicopter?
112. What was the most haunted place you’ve ever been to like?
113. Why are you drawn to the Occult?
114. Are we there yet?
115. Please put the following in order of your preference with 1 being the best. If you haven’t tried a selection, just mark it as 0
a. German Potato Salad
b. Greek Potato Salad
c. Russian Potato Salad
d. New York Potato Salad
e. Southern Potato Salad
116. Please put the following in order of your preference with 1 being the best. If you haven’t tried a selection, just mark it as 0
a. Honey BBQ Sauce
b. Spicy BBQ Sauce
c. Hickory BBQ Sauce
d. Mustard BBQ Sauce
e. Tangy (Vinegar-based) BBQ Sauce
f. White (Mayo-based) BBQ sauce
117. Who is your favorite female bassist? (Not counting anyone on this site that is female and plays bass).
118. Which is your favorite Olympic sport to not watch?
119. Do you think either of us could ever accidentally join a cult?
120. What is the best way to eat an Oreo?
121. Pipecleaner is sitting on your opera books. How do you feel about that? Don’t blame me, James let him get in the box.
122. Is facial hair ever wrong?
123. What’s the worst way you’ve ever spent a Friday night?
124. What’s the earliest you’ve ever woken up? (Not counting nights you stayed up all night).
125. Why don’t you wear more green?
126. the holy grail, the shroud of turin, the sword of peter, the cross of whomever, the ark of the covenant, Noah's Ark, Nicholas Flamel's philosopher's stone -- do you believe these exist?
bonus: Are we still friends? Hhah.

So testy. If you really do have the power, then please appoint yourself next week, because I have 162 Questions for you still.


TIMMER

How did you meet your wife?

How did you get into films?

What's your favorite film festival?

thellama73 wrote:SpaceDaisy has abdicated her position as chief interrogator, and now I have all the power. I repeat: I. Have. All. The. Power.

Go interrogate timmer now. He has been asking for it.

Lies. If you really had the power, wouldn't you have selected yourself first?

Did you watch the Oscars?

Favorite time your car ever broke down?

Favorite teachable moment as a teacher?

What would Bea-flavored ice cream taste like?

(Anyone else remember Sideways Stories from Wayside School?)

How are you today?

What is your fave Rolling Stones song?

Vomps, did it make you uncomfortable to be on the hot seat this week?

Vomps, why so serious?

Vomps, have I ever called you Ok Vomputer?

Vomps, what is the square root of your only chair?

Vomps, do you know what a Chia pet is (without googling or wikipedia'ing it)?

Vomps, how many US Presidents can you name from memory?

Vomps, what is the best breakfast sandwich?

Vomps, what is your favorite branch of the government?

Vomps, what is your favorite branch of the military?

Vomps, if you had to go to a spa, what would you have done?

Vomps, when thinking of the foods you eat out of cans, which do you eat most often/

Vomps, what nickname might you like us to call you?

Vompatti wrote:

Mongoose wrote:Vomps is freakin smart, man.

Vomperdoodle: When you find The One, how will you propose?

I won't.

Is that because you don't believe in marriage or because you are too shy to ask?

Vomps is freakin smart, man.

Vomperdoodle: When you find The One, how will you propose?

Are you said Llama's not asked you any questions?

Vompatti wrote:

S~V~S wrote:Does cruelty make you angry, or does it make you sad?

Sometimes it makes me sad, mostly it makes me indifferent.

Vomps, you asshorn. Cruelty is bad, k.

Hi, sug. What are you looking forward to?

Vompatti wrote:

BoatsBoatsBoats wrote:asl?

25 m finanlnld

This is not true ^

Vompatti wrote:

BoatsBoatsBoats wrote:Would you eat Taco Bell given the chance?

i would k

i eat anything that moves

I think there's a distinct possibility that anything you'd purchase from Taco Bell could move, k.

If you were forced to get a tattoo, what would it be of and where?

Do you already have a tattoo?

Do you have anything pierced?

What's the last thing on/in your body that was infected?

What color is your toothbrush?

Vompatti wrote:

Mongoose wrote:Other than this question, is there a question on earth I've not asked you yet?

Yes, but I'm too shy to mention it.

Don't worry; I'm too much of a lady to ask



What was the last movie you saw?

What are three words that pop into your head when you think of Matt?

What's the best part of your writing group?

Other than this question, is there a question on earth I've not asked you yet?

He makes bakes killer cheesecakes and drinks iced tea? We could be fast friends. I mean not that we couldn't have before, but we have more commonalities than I'd have reckoned.

I feel like I am seeing DH in this sudden new light.

What state do you live in? If that's too private, what time zone are you in?

What do you consider your "home" mafia site?

How did you end up at TS?

Are you of the PA Legion?

Are you generally easy to get to know?

DharmaHelper wrote:

Mongoose wrote:How are you feeling today? How can we help make your day better?

What's the best live show you've ever seen?

Last movie you saw on DVD? @ the cinema?

Feeling really good today, though I could always use a million dollars.

Best live show I've ever seen was In the Heights in New York.

Last movie I saw on DVD was Man of Tai Chi. Last movie I saw in theatres was Her.

I'm sooo jealous you saw Her. Was it as amazing as it looks? Awesome that you saw In the Heights.

How are you feeling today? How can we help make your day better?

What's the best live show you've ever seen?

Last movie you saw on DVD? @ the cinema?