The Syndicate

Turnip Head wrote:

Lizzy wrote:Cheers for the game, J! How are you these days btw?

Life's been kinda weird lately but I'm doing alright!

insertnamehere wrote:this is like a catastrophe
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please kill me

If I could do it again, I'd do it all over you.

Turnip Head wrote:INH has been lynched.He was a sick sonuvabitch.

Epignosis wrote:A mailman was retiring after 30 years of service on the same route.

Many residents gave him gifts for his retirement.

One resident gave him a bottle of expensive whiskey.

Another gave him a humidor filled with fine cigars.

At the end of the route, however, as he was delivering the mail, Lizzy approached him wearing a very skimpy outfit. She invited him inside and he spent the night with her.

The next morning, the mailman awoke to the smell of breakfast. He went downstairs.

"This is for you," Lizzy said.

It was an envelope. Inside was a five dollar bill.

"What's this for?" the astonished mail carrier asked.

"It's yours," Lizzy said.

"But why?"

Lizzy rolled her eyes as she finished the eggs. "I told my husband you were retiring and asked what to do about it. He said 'Fuck him. Give him $5.'"

Metalmarsh89 wrote:

Lizzy wrote: I shall avenge you, Rsusit!

You can't avenge someone if you killed 'em. That's just plain suicide.

I self-voted again because I'm a moron.

A Person wrote:

Lizzy wrote:he had it coming

no he didn't (if you know what i mean)

insertnamehere wrote:

Lizzy wrote:

insertnamehere wrote:

A Person wrote:i wiwhs

Oh, are we playing the bang your head on the keyboard game? Cool, I'll try!

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Harder ifyouknowwhatimean

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you like that, don't you?

insertnamehere wrote:

A Person wrote:i wiwhs

Oh, are we playing the bang your head on the keyboard game? Cool, I'll try!

bvggbfhjn

Metalmarsh89 wrote:

Boogs wrote:Shoot I thought the poll was Pm. I was going to vote for insertnamehere

I thought the same thing.

But I don't think I'd have voted for INH, he might not have taken it well.

Boogs wrote:Spare me smiter Don't be a kitty killer again.

Also, I was baking everyone a cake and it said to mix in 2 bowls, that I misread as bowels and there may be something crunchy in your cake...

Dun-dun-duuuuuuuuun

Russtifinko wrote: Hereunder (Hah! Made you say "whereunder"! Get it?) Signed by the signatories and accorded such right and privileges, ceteris parabus quid quorum ipso bonum, non mortori te saluntant.

Signed,
Rsusit

Your turn!

Also, what is the Lizzy Plan for Cyprus?

A Person wrote:

Lizzy wrote:

A Person wrote:

Lizzy wrote:

A Person wrote:being addressed directly is expnsnsnieivie oin fioanfnaldn

He gets free direct addresses from the government k.

that turd >:(

Ture And it's 'that cubic turd' k

ture, he's such a square

A Person wrote:

Lizzy wrote:

A Person wrote:being addressed directly is expnsnsnieivie oin fioanfnaldn

He gets free direct addresses from the government k.

that turd >:(

A Person wrote:being addressed directly is expnsnsnieivie oin fioanfnaldn

Russtifinko wrote:

Lizzy wrote:... unless you make me an offer I can't refuse. A non-aggression pact, for instance.

Oooh!

I, Russti the Plaid, the Lizard of Hammock, (hereafter: "Rsusit"), do hereby and foresowith extend to the illustrious Lizzy, Lady of the Big Red Rump and Cloven Feet, (hereafter: "Lzizy") a pact and truce in the spirit of cooperation between our two nations. This treatise in effect under the terms of the Nantes Agreement of 1862, pursuant to the stipulations laid out in the earliest code of Mafia Law, The Book of Sock, under the ever-lecherous eye of the Garrulous God of Funny, He of Three Cheesiness. The conditions of the Rsusit and Lzizy pact (revised for brevity and plainness of speech (read: we skipped to the important stuff)):
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Article I.
Section 6.
Paragraph 61 and Three-Quarters.
Item Kremazoo
Clause ߃.
Subparagraph G
1) Lzizy shall not, under any circumstances, vote for Rsusit ever. Unless he is being really, really bad.
2) Ditto for Rsusit regarding Lzizy.
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This agreement to enter into effect immediately, and supercedes all other bodies of law, natural of unnatural, including but not limited to the Kyoto Protocol, the Geneva convention, and the Constitution of the United States of America, so help me God of Funny, for one and for all, peace and blessings, The End.

(fin)

Russtifinko wrote:

Lizzy wrote:

Boogs wrote:

Lizzy wrote:I'm tempted to vote for Russti.

Why exactly? I thought he seemed more like a different character to me. I kind of have an idea of who I want to vote for

Oh! I just need to practice. See, I have never ever (as far as I can remember) voted for him although he was mostly bad. He's always so friendly and nice and charming, that the mere thought of voting him makes me cry myself to sleep at night. Well, not anymore, son! It's time for some applied behaviour analysis.

Awwww!

I was not evil! But I am surprised I'm not dead. I forgot how hard it is to be funny without my voice and goofy face.

I think bea seems nice enough to not want to kill anyone.

Boogs wrote:

Lizzy wrote:I'm tempted to vote for Russti.

Why exactly? I thought he seemed more like a different character to me. I kind of have an idea of who I want to vote for

Vompatti wrote:

Lizzy wrote:

Vompatti wrote:

Lizzy wrote:

Vompatti wrote:buttt the serapshs or kerrubs are magnenrts because a batetery invovoles magnets

it was a manannna machine that ran on baterhea

the aliens told Moseus to make it into a batterery so that peopoele who wioudl touch it weoudl get an eellctritric shock

tire btut thep eeopeol wear hungary in the deserst ane they neefed a mnaann machinee k

i wouldndldtm iiund a huangnaery man machicnene if yo uikewn nwonkw kw kwnwemeanm ;()

Vompatti wrote:

Lizzy wrote:

Vompatti wrote:buttt the serapshs or kerrubs are magnenrts because a batetery invovoles magnets

it was a manannna machine that ran on baterhea

the aliens told Moseus to make it into a batterery so that peopoele who wioudl touch it weoudl get an eellctritric shock

Vompatti wrote:buttt the serapshs or kerrubs are magnenrts because a batetery invovoles magnets

A Person wrote:

Lizzy wrote:

A Person wrote:

Vompatti wrote:Did you know that Moses' Ark was a huge magnet?

I'm not having that conversatoin again

I woddlele mined having that convesoon again.

Yesterday vomps said the ark was a magnet and that was how it could shock people

A Person wrote:

Lizzy wrote:

Boogs wrote:

insertnamehere wrote:Food is eaten, beer is drank, women grow tired of you, and surprises end.

But dildos?

Dildos are forever.

Until the batteries die

Actually that is when they turn into dildos.

Now i'm curious about what you would call them, because some vibrators are dildos, but not all dildos are vibrators.

Vompatti wrote:

Lizzy wrote:

A Person wrote:

Vompatti wrote:Did you know that Moses' Ark was a huge magnet?

I'm not having that conversatoin again

I woddlele mined having that convesoon again.

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A Person wrote:

Vompatti wrote:Did you know that Moses' Ark was a huge magnet?

I'm not having that conversatoin again

Boogs wrote:

insertnamehere wrote:Food is eaten, beer is drank, women grow tired of you, and surprises end.

But dildos?

Dildos are forever.

Until the batteries die