The Syndicate

Lunch easily, I often skip it or just have a small snack or two in the afternoon

Would you rather eat spicy food for every meal or sweet food for every meal

Liquid body wash all the way. Bar soap creates a weird squeaky feeling on the skin that I can't stand, while body wash is nice and slippery smooth.


chocolate covered espresso beans or chocolate covered dried berries?

vbulletin, I have nostalgia for it from the old days of LP and I don't know if I'm familiar with xenforo


hardwood or tile floor?

Snake


would you rather forget a fond memory, or have an embarrassing memory broadcasted to everyone who knows you?

Alto. I can't quite hit the extremes of either range, but I generally prefer alto because I'm a sucker for harmonies.

Would you rather go to work having spilled coffee all over your outfit, or go to work in a full on clown costume?

UV.

Be a bird for a day or be a fish for a day?

Live music all the way any day


Art museum or science museum?

....ugh. High school I guess.


Would you rather tutor someone in a subject you excel at but not get paid, or pay tuition for a semester-long evening course in a subject you know very little about?

Gosh that's hard, I dislike most of both genres depending on the scope. I'll go with metal though, I enjoy metal that's not overly hard or screamy.


Zodiac or MBTI?

Both have their benefits... theater if I have to choose but it depends on the movie/situation/mood


If you were to enter a competition that would be aired on TV, would you do a cooking competition or a music-related one?

Electric I guess


You decide to watch a several-season tv drama on Netflix, do you stretch it out as long as possible or try to finish it quickly?

Make something with what's there. I can live on rice and beans or pasta and cheese if I'm lazy.


Would you rather illustrate a children's book or design a set for a play?

Oscar Wilde (I'm not actually at all familiar with Noel Coward But I love Wilde)


O. Henry or Guy de Maupassant

Whitman


Percy Bysshe Shelley or William Butler Yeats?

Sweet, usually. Not sure if you mean specifically hot or iced -- I don't usually get excited about iced tea either way, occasionally I like it unsweetened though because sweet iced tea can easily be too sweet. But for hot tea I prefer black tea with cream and sugar (or with sweetened condensed milk, which is objectively the best substance ever)

Kahlua or Baileys?

Plant The idea of space travel terrifies me on multiple levels



Own a pet capybara or a pet iguana?

Sober, not sure if I've ever really mafiaed while drunk but I'm sure it's pretty fun too


Get a star named after you or a plant species named after you?

Regular fries


Nachos or Totchos? (tater tots with nacho toppings. it's a thing in portland at least )

Finger

Samoas or Thin Mints

Hm, probably the sheep farm

Would you rather have a hamster-sized panda or a panda-sized hamster

The Chieftains, only because I've heard their San Patricio album which is pretty cool and I'm not sure if I've actually ever listened to the Dubliners.


Would you rather write a 20-page academic paper or a 20-page short story?

Never drink beer again. It's ok, I enjoy it sometimes but it's not really my thing. And meat is tasty


Would you rather never drink coffee again, or be really dependent but only have access to really bad coffee?

Definitely bathing suit in winter. I don't like being cold but I can deal with it for a few minutes. I haaaate feeling overheated. I'll take some chilly fresh air over being too hot.


Have bits of popcorn stuck in your teeth all day or an eyelash stuck in your eye all day?

Steely Dan all the way man


The Police or solo Sting?

Butter pecan.


Dracula's Blood Pudding or Essence of Ghost?

$2000 richer. Easily.


would you rather play a bouzouki or a balalaika?

oooh, depends on the salad. I love me some toasted hazelnuts with just about anything though. But I love croutons too. I don't see why I shouldn't have both.


goat cheese or gorgonzola?

Snuffie. seems more natural to sit on. lol.


Would you rather go on a date with Cookie Monster or Telly? (I like this theme lol)

Zither player.


Would you rather eat a cupful of mud, or have both ears and both nostrils stuffed with sunflower seeds for 15 minutes?