The Syndicate

Kent Brockman wrote: ↑Wed Oct 28, 2020 9:57 pm

Night 2




Breaking news, Springfield: another disappearance in connection to the Lincoln Squirrel assassination plot is being reported tonight.
Local man Homer Simpson, a devoted husband and so-so father, has been reported missing. Last seen departing from a local drinking establishment, Simpson was considered a key witness in the investigation into the murder of Springfield's most cherished rodent. In spite of Simpson's demonstrated lack of awareness and reprehensible personal hygeine, police believed he may have held the key to unraveling the conspiracy. Some have wondered whether the investigation can even continue without a character of his magnitude in the fold.


Homer Simpson has been abducted. He was Vanilla Town.
It is Day 3. You have 48 hours to eliminate somebody.

Grampa Simpson wrote: ↑Tue Oct 27, 2020 10:02 pm

Hugh Jass wrote: ↑Tue Oct 27, 2020 9:59 pm Thoughts on the new content from your scumread Homer, Grampa?

i truly fucking hate it

The Grumple wrote: ↑Tue Oct 27, 2020 10:01 pm from now on I will only read people based on their final posts

Grampa Simpson wrote: ↑Tue Oct 27, 2020 9:58 pm

Homer Simpson wrote: ↑Tue Oct 27, 2020 9:56 pm

Mr. Burns wrote: ↑Fri Oct 23, 2020 1:52 pm

Otto Mann wrote: ↑Fri Oct 23, 2020 1:45 pm
I like bait votes.
CBG and Krusty both seemed like decent odds at town, was hoping for a wolfy entrance vote from one of the slank.
C'est la vie

Since you appear to be referring to ME as a "slank," you slow witted youth, I will inform you that there seems to have been something interfering with my account. I am certain it had nothing to do with any sort of leakage from the plant and that there is no possibility of everyone in Springfield turning yellow! Errr...

Smithers! Show that EPA inspector the bottom of the cooling towers right away!

This is a townie entrance tho

is entrance reads going to be what you offer tomorrow too

Mr. Burns wrote: ↑Fri Oct 23, 2020 1:52 pm

Otto Mann wrote: ↑Fri Oct 23, 2020 1:45 pm
I like bait votes.
CBG and Krusty both seemed like decent odds at town, was hoping for a wolfy entrance vote from one of the slank.
C'est la vie

Since you appear to be referring to ME as a "slank," you slow witted youth, I will inform you that there seems to have been something interfering with my account. I am certain it had nothing to do with any sort of leakage from the plant and that there is no possibility of everyone in Springfield turning yellow! Errr...

Smithers! Show that EPA inspector the bottom of the cooling towers right away!

The Grumple wrote: ↑Tue Oct 27, 2020 9:53 pm

Homer Simpson wrote: ↑Tue Oct 27, 2020 9:51 pm

The Grumple wrote: ↑Tue Oct 27, 2020 9:50 pm

Homer Simpson wrote: ↑Tue Oct 27, 2020 9:48 pm

The Grumple wrote: ↑Tue Oct 27, 2020 9:46 pm

Homer Simpson wrote: ↑Tue Oct 27, 2020 9:44 pm Wait no I actually think Lisa is town. Sorry comic book guy looks like family does come first this time

I'm sure I'm gonna not be the first person to ask this but, why?

Lisa Simpson wrote: ↑Fri Oct 23, 2020 3:39 am Can i go already? I am a real child, i don't own any guns and don't want to look at this poor animal.

This is a townie entrance

you're joking right

I don’t joke about entrance reads

You don't need to joke about entrance reads because entrance reads are already a joke.

it would be redundant

Mr. Burns wrote: ↑Tue Oct 27, 2020 9:50 pm

Homer Simpson wrote: ↑Tue Oct 27, 2020 9:48 pm

The Grumple wrote: ↑Tue Oct 27, 2020 9:46 pm

Homer Simpson wrote: ↑Tue Oct 27, 2020 9:44 pm Wait no I actually think Lisa is town. Sorry comic book guy looks like family does come first this time

I'm sure I'm gonna not be the first person to ask this but, why?

Lisa Simpson wrote: ↑Fri Oct 23, 2020 3:39 am Can i go already? I am a real child, i don't own any guns and don't want to look at this poor animal.

This is a townie entrance

A first post read???

Smithers! Throw a donut into the reactor compartment and when he chases it shut the door.

The Grumple wrote: ↑Tue Oct 27, 2020 9:50 pm

Homer Simpson wrote: ↑Tue Oct 27, 2020 9:48 pm

The Grumple wrote: ↑Tue Oct 27, 2020 9:46 pm

Homer Simpson wrote: ↑Tue Oct 27, 2020 9:44 pm Wait no I actually think Lisa is town. Sorry comic book guy looks like family does come first this time

I'm sure I'm gonna not be the first person to ask this but, why?

Lisa Simpson wrote: ↑Fri Oct 23, 2020 3:39 am Can i go already? I am a real child, i don't own any guns and don't want to look at this poor animal.

This is a townie entrance

you're joking right

Mr. Burns wrote: ↑Tue Oct 27, 2020 9:48 pm

Homer Simpson wrote: ↑Tue Oct 27, 2020 9:46 pm Well now I’ve read comic book guy too (seriously thank the donut lord for short ISOs ) and I don’t think he’s mafia either

Without some sort of explaining as to why...I am not sure how to proceed off whatever flip we get here.

Grampa Simpson wrote: ↑Tue Oct 27, 2020 9:48 pm

Homer Simpson wrote: ↑Tue Oct 27, 2020 9:46 pm Well now I’ve read comic book guy too (seriously thank the donut lord for short ISOs ) and I don’t think he’s mafia either

I was gonna say "two minutes for an ISO???" but yeah that probably parses here lol

The Grumple wrote: ↑Tue Oct 27, 2020 9:46 pm

Homer Simpson wrote: ↑Tue Oct 27, 2020 9:44 pm Wait no I actually think Lisa is town. Sorry comic book guy looks like family does come first this time

I'm sure I'm gonna not be the first person to ask this but, why?

Lisa Simpson wrote: ↑Fri Oct 23, 2020 3:39 am Can i go already? I am a real child, i don't own any guns and don't want to look at this poor animal.

The Grumple wrote: ↑Tue Oct 27, 2020 9:38 pm I don't have strong feelings about either player involved in the tie and I'm sort of in the middle of something.

how are ties resolved here/now?

Mr. Burns wrote: ↑Tue Oct 27, 2020 9:36 pm Homer I love the whole schtick but you gotta vote

Mr. Burns wrote: ↑Tue Oct 27, 2020 9:29 pm @Homer Simpson if you cast a deciding vote and kill a wolf here I will completely forgive your slow start.

Grampa Simpson wrote: ↑Tue Oct 27, 2020 9:18 pm

Homer Simpson wrote: ↑Tue Oct 27, 2020 9:16 pm

Krusty the Clown wrote: ↑Tue Oct 27, 2020 10:49 am So I suppose Homer has the time to address my post re: his lack of participation and make a joke post or so, but not actually play the game.


The WIFOM is wouldnt a wolf try a bit harder to project town by playing the game? Or is that how a wolf would play right now to project lazy town?


Folks have mentioned how hard wolves try on Syndicate, perhaps Homer's not-trying is a ploy to hide scum.

Half correct

I said most of my reads are the same and added a townread

I don’t have any other new reads

But I do have a post longer than two sentences now, so I’ve got that going for me

I am begging you to say something more than this in the next thirty minutes

Krusty the Clown wrote: ↑Tue Oct 27, 2020 10:49 am So I suppose Homer has the time to address my post re: his lack of participation and make a joke post or so, but not actually play the game.


The WIFOM is wouldnt a wolf try a bit harder to project town by playing the game? Or is that how a wolf would play right now to project lazy town?


Folks have mentioned how hard wolves try on Syndicate, perhaps Homer's not-trying is a ploy to hide scum.

Bart Simpson wrote: ↑Tue Oct 27, 2020 7:39 am

Homer Simpson wrote: ↑Tue Oct 27, 2020 7:20 am

Krusty the Clown wrote: ↑Mon Oct 26, 2020 11:18 am Not sure if we've seen a post from Homer that's longer than 2 sentences. Others have of course noticed the lack of participation, but I wonder....does Homer as W give Marge a town read if they're scum buds? I'd think he'd participate more if that were the case

Homers are known for being concise.

Homer can write impressions too?

Krusty the Clown wrote: ↑Mon Oct 26, 2020 11:18 am Not sure if we've seen a post from Homer that's longer than 2 sentences. Others have of course noticed the lack of participation, but I wonder....does Homer as W give Marge a town read if they're scum buds? I'd think he'd participate more if that were the case

Grampa Simpson wrote: ↑Mon Oct 26, 2020 3:38 pm

Homer Simpson wrote: ↑Mon Oct 26, 2020 3:06 am

Hi Homer, what are your thoughts on EOD D1 and SOD D2?

Grampa Simpson wrote: ↑Sat Oct 24, 2020 3:34 pm

Homer Simpson wrote: ↑Sat Oct 24, 2020 3:23 pm I don’t think I’ve played anti town. I’m just playing at my own pace. Deal with it.

This is me dealing with it

But alright, I'll take you at your word and assume your pace will improve

(Is this the "good enough for D1" Marge referred to?)

[VOTE: Flanders] aubergine

Mr. Burns wrote: ↑Sat Oct 24, 2020 3:30 pm

Homer Simpson wrote: ↑Sat Oct 24, 2020 3:23 pm I don’t think I’ve played anti town. I’m just playing at my own pace. Deal with it.

I did. I only called out your single gif entrance (which was brilliant) after it sort of got full day stale. That was me dealing with it.

I didn't exactly jump over the moon for your response, but you did respond and I'm fine with that too.

I think Marge is over defending you, but maybe there's some "oh Homie" in play there for that donut enhanced anatomy you are sporting.

Keep picking up the pace and we'll be fine.

Now, back to work slacker! This plant won't give off life threatening levels of contamination by itself!!!

Milhouse Van Houten wrote: ↑Sat Oct 24, 2020 12:52 pm And i think I've figured it out...

Comic Book Guy wrote: ↑Thu Oct 22, 2020 7:06 pm Worst. Newscast. Ever.

Town

Grampa Simpson wrote: ↑Thu Oct 22, 2020 7:17 pm alright, used up all my show lore in the first two posts, let's go

Town

The Grumple wrote: ↑Thu Oct 22, 2020 7:27 pm mafia time babiiiieeeeeyyyy

Town

Ned Flanders wrote: ↑Thu Oct 22, 2020 8:05 pm Howdiddly-ho syndicatoreenos.

Scum

Otto Mann wrote: ↑Thu Oct 22, 2020 8:23 pm Whoa man

I never liked comic book dude. He's like evil in a bad way man, I can tell by the mustard on his goatee

Town

Homer Simpson wrote: ↑Thu Oct 22, 2020 10:32 pm

Town

Marge Simpson wrote: ↑Fri Oct 23, 2020 5:06 am

Grampa Simpson wrote: ↑Thu Oct 22, 2020 7:17 pm alright, used up all my show lore in the first two posts, let's go

yell at the kids or something

Scum

Lisa Simpson wrote: ↑Fri Oct 23, 2020 3:39 am Can i go already? I am a real child, i don't own any guns and don't want to look at this poor animal.

Scum

Bart Simpson wrote: ↑Fri Oct 23, 2020 5:22 am Hey everyone

Town

Allison Taylor wrote: ↑Fri Oct 23, 2020 6:22 am Has anyone seen my saxophone? I left it somewhere around here, but then I got distracted by a game of anagrams and can't find it again.

Town

Krusty the Clown wrote: ↑Fri Oct 23, 2020 9:58 am Good morning. I see some of us got the party started already. 1st thoughts...Marge has crocodile tears.

Town

Principal Skinner wrote: ↑Fri Oct 23, 2020 1:16 pm Egads I got so busy and now my roast is ruined!

Unless.....

Scum

Mr. Burns wrote: ↑Fri Oct 23, 2020 1:31 pm Excellent...Smithers, have the hounds run down these wolves.

Town

Mr. Burns wrote: ↑Sat Oct 24, 2020 12:02 pm

Homer Simpson wrote: ↑Sat Oct 24, 2020 5:51 am I kinda think I know who Bart is too and agree they’re probably town

Man now we are full on in the meta...

"look, we mind melded, must both be town"

...and you don't even know what you "mind melded" about or who you "mindmelded" with.

Hilarious.

Marge Simpson wrote: ↑Sat Oct 24, 2020 7:30 am probably didn't kill the squirrel

Bart Simpson
Otto Mann
Marge Simpson
Homer Simpson

[VOTE: Mr Burns ] aubergine

Lisa Simpson wrote: ↑Sat Oct 24, 2020 4:09 am

Grampa Simpson wrote: ↑Fri Oct 23, 2020 2:37 pm

Allison Taylor wrote: ↑Fri Oct 23, 2020 2:30 pm I'm feeling good about Otto and slightly better about Krusty (and I was already a little better than null on him). I'm taking "coming into the thread purely to make Simpsons references" as a null behavior right now, because a lot of people have done that. I think I like Burns' excuse more than Skinner's - having account issues is something that is very rare for mafia members to lie about, especially in a game as chill and laidback as this one.

what kind of issues tho

surely the host tested the sockpuppets before doling them out

I have two messages i can't see so i'm forever stuck seeing the red number ''2''. It hurts me.

Grampa Simpson wrote: ↑Sat Oct 24, 2020 2:47 am

Homer Simpson wrote: ↑Sat Oct 24, 2020 2:46 am

Are you sure this is what you want to go with?

Mr. Burns wrote: ↑Fri Oct 23, 2020 9:37 pm

Homer Simpson wrote: ↑Thu Oct 22, 2020 10:32 pm

Otto Mann wrote: ↑Thu Oct 22, 2020 10:59 pm Lmao Homer
Best intro ever

That was a great intro...at the time.

As a one post wonder...I think my nuclear power plant has the wrong operator asleep at the switch.

Wake up [VOTE: Homer Simpson!!!!] aubergine

Smithers! Make a note that I just want to hear from this donut eater and this vote is subject to change.

Otto Mann wrote: ↑Fri Oct 23, 2020 9:41 pm

Mr. Burns wrote: ↑Fri Oct 23, 2020 9:37 pm

Homer Simpson wrote: ↑Thu Oct 22, 2020 10:32 pm

Otto Mann wrote: ↑Thu Oct 22, 2020 10:59 pm Lmao Homer
Best intro ever

That was a great intro...at the time.

As a one post wonder...I think my nuclear power plant has the wrong operator asleep at the switch.

Wake up [VOTE: Homer Simpson!!!!] aubergine

Smithers! Make a note that I just want to hear from this donut eater and this vote is subject to change.

Yeah, it was a great post at the time, but didnt age well.

Make him talk