The Syndicate

Thanks for the honour
I voted Rico, whose last
post won us the game

I am very proud
Rico gave final words like
he knew he would die

And I protected
Both of them from certain death
RIP Rico

Indeed, G-Man
Your Golden read was supreme
Whereas he fooled me

Ricochet wrote:
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Oh Leslie Neilsen
One of the funniest guys
That has ever lived

Watching this short clip
Over and over and over
Makes me feel happy

MM you're welcome
Golden did you think that I
Protected myself?

Gracious concession
the tides were surely turning
No need to stretch it

I reread Golden
Can't see why I trusted him
Trust him less right now

Marmot might be right
Golden might be final bad
nut's posts seem okay

RIP, theFloyd
We'll still get you a banner
For winning this game

I have to go back
And see why I trust Golden
More than nutella

Golden, nutella,
If the game continues past
This lynch, then you two

Will be the next up
I really just hope it will end
Civvies Together!

When zeebs flipped God-dad
That ruled out fake reads on both
Llama and MM

I really thought that
They would kill me on night 3
'Cause I got Dom lynched

Yeah, I know, I know
It wasn't just me who lynched him
I feel I was big

Maybe the biggest
Voice saying that Dom was bad
My point being this:

I was confident
Protecting myself night 3
Would mean a no-kill

Was sad rico died
But now that I saved thellama
Feel grimly better

Rico! Oh, Rico!
Though wrong about you, friend, I
Heeded your last words

Metalmarsh89 wrote:no reason to think
that Long Con has lied to us
i voted thefloyd

I already had
No suspicion, none at all
No reason to lie

The next few lynches
Already seem decided
By the True Blue Civs

Ya ain't after me
Which is nice, I was quite Civ,
apparently. Cool.

I voted with you
If we're wrong, we're not alone
Civvies together

I really agree
It's like it's done on purpose
As a mockery

thellama73 wrote:I'm voting TheFloyd.
Think he missed the kill PM.
Let us end this thing.

Not trying to say
That Floyd isn't the right choice
I like him or Nut

One important thing
That you should most surely note:
You voted yourself

Golden is correct
I saved Llama... you're welcome
I am the doctor

A happy result
Let us hope we all survive
Throughout the night phase

That's kinda risky
I don't think I'm going to change
Barring some big thing

Gotcha - you are just
policy lynching yourself
Any chance you're bad?

I don't think this is
A policy lynch, but I
Don't think you do, too

Which policy lynch
Might you be referring to?
What am I missing?

thellama73 wrote:I'll vote for one of
Zebra, Nutella, or Floyd
Sorry, flooding thread.

This is precisely
The conclusion I came to
So I'll vote Z too

Golden just was not
One I would have voted for
Not that I know much

I just thought that Z
and Nutella were more right
Even Floyd's better

But I thought Llama
And Ricochet were baddies
And I was not right

Okay then, cop
I'll leave llama and I'll hear
Other opinions

Zeebs and nutella
Seem like solid choices here
And Rico agreed

RIP Rico
I hope your posts will reveal
The way to victory

True, it's unlikely
For the last two baddies left
T'Accuse each other

But there's distancing
So it's not impossible
Both of them are bad

But my opinion
Is that they are both Civvies
I'm minority

Cool of you to say
It was a strange post indeed
Was it distancing?

a2thezebra wrote:Nay, Long Con is bad
Dom is just off his game, hey
I did not choose it

Do not go that way
I'm not bad and I think you're not
Dom ain't "off his game"

I voted for Dom
Earlier, when on the road
So I didn't post

I wanted my vote
To be known before I'm home
S'you know where I stand

I have not rethought
My suspicions from before
Dom, Rico, Llama

UE Mafia
Is going at a strong pace
Haiku stands still

I do not think, though,
That it will be a problem
We'll get back to this

And when we do, friends,
We might just ask ourselves when...
When did Dom vote me?

Insta hard bus
Does that mean they would bus you?
Ain't that what I said?

Am I mistaken?
Is he just suspecting Dom
And not Ricochet?

I have to look back
And see what is the case here
But not right now-now

Ricochet wrote:Three-day phase is sweet
Cuz definitely no play
From me on this day.

thellama73 wrote:I don't think baddies
Would risk so bold of a save.
Clears Golden for me.
I've no idea
What this is supposed to mean?
"So bold of a save?"

Golden would have not
Saved his skin if bad? How is
This align telling?

What is this "saved skin"?
Was G-Man so sure to be
Making Golden lynched?

Llama buddys Gold
Doesn't fool me at all
He's bad, oh so bad

Llama distances
From his teammates Dom and Ric
As a baddie should

G-Man, you bastard
How are you so beautiful?
Better not slip up

Dom wrote:Gamble is a word
that brings up fallacies of logic
Surely you know that, nut

Don't get it either
Why would she "surely know that"?
Not something I know

And I do not think
It's even a true statement
What's Dom getting at?

My definition
Of 'gamble' doesn't include
Fallacies of logic

G-Man wrote:Enlightening death
Both Day 1 trains were for civs
Purr, sweet spreadsheet, purr

There were three players
Who knew that before that lynch
Was even over

Dom wrote:
thellama73 wrote:
Long Con wrote:Sorry I missed it
Got called into work early
Messed up my vote plan

Would have voted Dom
Sucks I didn't do just that
Could have changed our fate
Quite so, quite so, lad.
Once more Dom's vote placement seems
Contrived to avoid

Civ blood on his hands.
Good lynch choice for tomorrow
If I'm still alive.
Or I think others
Are bad and not the ones y'all
vote for during day.

No, Llama nailed it
Maybe change your strategy
To blend in better

Dom wrote:
Long Con wrote:Sorry I missed it
Got called into work early
Messed up my vote plan

Would have voted Dom
Sucks I didn't do just that
Could have changed our fate
You never address'd
My point. Wy did you need some-
One else to vote else?

Ok, lemme get it
And address it directly
And here I go! Oh:

"Addressed" has two beats
What's with the apostrophe?
Try'n to be poet?

Dom wrote:
Long Con wrote:I'll end up voting
For Rico, Dom, or Llama
Whoever will die

Currently it's Dom
'Cause the others have no votes
Maybe that will change
What the hell is this?
Should I just change my vote to
get someone else lynched?

This is bad logic
And bad strategy for the
Search for the baddies.

It's not bad logic
A vote for Rico or Llam
Would have been a waste

You three are all bad
I want you all to be lynched
Want my vote to count

If you have a chance
Of being lynched, and they don't
Then you get the vote

Not rocket science
Not complicated logic
Just common sense, Dom

Sorry I missed it
Got called into work early
Messed up my vote plan

Would have voted Dom
Sucks I didn't do just that
Could have changed our fate

Ricochet wrote:
Long Con wrote:
Ricochet wrote:Con invokes vote place
But ignores vote reasoning
And now, furthermore

Seems to have lasers
Set on stun, in case I would
Catch on fire. Shady!
Huh? Set on stun how?
I'm afraid you'll catch on fire?
I don't understand

I gave reasoning
In my quasi rainbow post
Thoughts have not changed much

I have made my top
Three suspects quite clear enough
Up to you to read
Ignoring my vote
Reasoning. Feel like brick wall
This rebuttal is.

You are on constant
"Huh?" mode with sussing me yet
Not hearing me out.

Ok, I see better
It's just these damn haikus, man!
Not intentional

You spoke of context
For your Wilgy vote day 1
I removed a part

I sussed you before
Wilgy was even lynch-killed
And your vote WAS off

Reasoning aside
You vote off the Wilgy train
Auto-suspicion

That is where I think
Baddies would likely put vote
That is my theory

Context/reasoning
Isn't really my focus
For this mode of thought

Ricochet wrote:Con invokes vote place
But ignores vote reasoning
And now, furthermore

Seems to have lasers
Set on stun, in case I would
Catch on fire. Shady!

Huh? Set on stun how?
I'm afraid you'll catch on fire?
I don't understand

I gave reasoning
In my quasi rainbow post
Thoughts have not changed much

I have made my top
Three suspects quite clear enough
Up to you to read

Dom wrote:
Long Con wrote:
thellama73 wrote:Long Con's vote pings me.
It was he one that really
Sealed Wilgy's last doom.
Bullshit, pack animal!
I didn't seal a goddamn thing
Any more than you did

Why not blame yourself?
You could have altered your vote
Maybe saved Wilgy

I voted for he
Who was my main suspect for
Most of the first day

Totally sketchy
To try and cast all of the blame
Directly at me
O Longest of Cons
This is the BS I spoke
of. Pack mule? Unclear.

What is the BS?
Pack animal is thellama
Not sure what's your point

I'll end up voting
For Rico, Dom, or Llama
Whoever will die

Currently it's Dom
'Cause the others have no votes
Maybe that will change

Metalmarsh89 wrote:hi there nutella
can i make flippy-floppy
with you this day phase?

Just what kind of lady
Do you think she is, marmot?
Already flipped Llama!

Perhaps, nutella,
It would benefit you to
Solidify reads

How about your top three?
Gun to head, who is bad here?
And a little 'why?'

If you can't do this
I fear you will come under fire
For on-the-fence-ness

Dom wrote:Long Con, who do you
think is the enemy here? Who
do you suspect now

Also, for the record

There's eight syllables in your
Second line, my friend

Come on, Dominick!
Haven't made that a secret
What more do you want???

Long Con wrote:Current top suspects:
Ricochet, Llama, and Dom
And so there you go.

Golden wrote:
thellama73 wrote:Before your Doc vote
One vote could have saved him
After, not so much.
I'm starting to see
a bad LC, but I'm not
sure if it's 'no u'

I don't see how he
Can claim I "avoided" doc
In such a close vote

All it took was one
LC vote on DDL
to create a tie

One person switches,
potentially I'm on the
successful lynch train

Some Civs are inclined
To like a bit of suspicion
You were fourth-most sussed

Golden wrote:
Quin wrote:Someone took pity
On my well encumbered self
Thank you, murderer
Goodbye quin, I'm glad
That you are vanilla, was
that a penis joke?

thellama73 wrote:
Golden wrote:llama I'd like you
To weigh in on my thoughts on
Long Con, if you will
He gives me the creeps.
The timing of his vote: weird
Like in a hurry

From this post to this
They're like forty hours apart
What are you on 'bout?

To cinch the Doc lynch
Which bodes ill for INH
If my hunch is true

Ill for INH?
Is that something to do with me?
If what hunch is true?

Also, his defense
It seems a bit aggressive.
Overreaction?

First Dom and now you
What are you talking about?
I just can't find it

Dom wrote:Long Con why are you
So defensive of the post
about vote records

You exaggerate
My response to Rico's post
Was appropriate

Sorry if some links
Were not to the correct post
Wish I were perfect

What I meant, Rico:
You want clarification?
Then just ask for it

Give me a break dude
We have to post in haiku
Context: difficult

I said what I meant
There's no artistry involved
Clarify? Just ask

G-Man wrote:
Long Con wrote:^ Too few syllables
Tsk tsk hostess, sixteen more!
But we will forgive

Especially since
Your posts have been littered with
Syllable errors

Yeah, I'm the worstest
I cannot deny that fact
Careless Long Con

^ Too few syllables
Tsk tsk hostess, sixteen more!
But we will forgive

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