The Syndicate

Yeah, Faraday actually picked a role that was from 2014 lol

Long Con wrote:

Turnip Head wrote:Barry Allen - Flash
Every Night, Barry Allen chooses a character from a 2015 Job or Side Mission. If that character is included in this game, their role will be revealed on the front page.

You should have called this role 'Needle, of the Haystack'.

I did want to give this role more to do, but SVS felt he was already very powerful. I still think he was a fun role, but he was really there to compliment Jezebel's role more than anything.

Long Con wrote:

Hider - The Syndicate
Hides behind a player each night. If the player is civilian, no harm will come to the Hider. If he hides behind a baddie, he will die.

How did HamburgerBoy die?

He died in like 3 different ways. He hid behind Epignosis, who had an opposing win condition and they needed each other dead. Epignosis tried to kill him, though that was redirected by DH (to Golden IIRC). Finally, the Noses banished HamBoy, and it was one of the only times they rolled a "6", so he would have died that way too.

CIVILIANS (18)

Barry Allen - Flash
Every Night, Barry Allen chooses a character from a 2015 Job or Side Mission. If that character is included in this game, their role will be revealed on the front page.

Jacob Donner - Donner Party
If Jacob Donner is lynched on Day 1, he will die. His full role will be revealed. Jacob Donner may continue to talk as if he were alive. He cannot be targeted by any abilities or items.

Paul Samuelson - Economics
Through neoclassical synthesis and inevitable inflation, Samuelson will choose a player and heighten their powers for one night. Will survive the first attempt on his life.

Ahriman, Grand Master - Recruitment IV
Has a different power for each Position:
Position 1: Send a message to a player
Position 2: Immune to nightkills and targeting.
Position 3: Write a blog post
Position 4: Redirect a player's power.
Position 5: Watch over a player, revealing who targeted them.

Michael Bay - Film Directors
A hack director known for explosions and getting his way. Every time two baddies are lynched consecutively, Bay may force the game into the Position of his choice. If he is lynched, there will be two Nights in a row. If he is killed at Night, there will be two lynches in a row.

Chatterbox - The Syndicate
Choose one player each night to gain anonymous BTSC with, lasting one Day and Night.

Hider - The Syndicate
Hides behind a player each night. If the player is civilian, no harm will come to the Hider. If he hides behind a baddie, he will die.

Gladius Mechaspark - A World Reborn
Each night, Gladius can invent a personal shield generator to give to the player of his choice. The shield can be used on any night to protect that player from all attacks. Gladius himself may only carry one shield at a time.

Weather Wizard - The Flash
Once in the game, if a player has 6 or more votes, Weather Wizard may end the Day immediately and that player will be lynched.
Once in the game, Weather Wizard may extend a Day phase for an extra 24 hours.
Once in the game, Weather Wizard may end the Night early.

Light - Death Note
At any point in the game, Light may accept the Shinigami Eye Deal. If he accepts, he may choose one player each Night and learn their role. Because the Eye Deal shortens your lifespan by half, votes for Light will be worth double for the remainder of the game.

Red - Angry Birds
Chooses one player each Night. The player's vote will either be worth -1, 0, or 2 the next Day. Both Red and the affected player will be told how much the vote is worth.

Finn MicMissile - Cars
Chooses one player each Night to watch over. Finn McMissile will be told who else targeted that player that Night.

Park Place and Boardwalk - Monopoly
They have BTSC. They each earn $1 for each lynch poll they vote in. They can pool their money together to make purhcases. Can spend their money on various perks:
$3: extra vote
$6: choose the game’s Position
$10: nightkill

Ghost Illyria - Last Woman Standing
Kills on odd nights, and uses the power of her victims on even Nights. Can choose at any time to give up her kill and permanently gain the power of her victim.

Major Bartholomew D'Ysquith – Gentleman’s Guide
Each night Major Bartholomew will force another player to accompany him to the weightlifting hall, blocking them for the night and pulling them out of any BTSC the next Day.

Captain Olimar - Pikmin
Each Night, Olimar receives clues to a pikmin's location on the website. The more pikmin that he gathers, the more powerful Olimar becomes. Pikmin disappear once their ability is used by Olimar. Once Olimar dies, any Pikmin not gathered by Olimar can be found by anyone. Olimar will not be told what each pikmin does until he finds them, and some pikmin will gain power if used in conjunction with each other.

(We hide pikmin images in our posts throughout the site and give him clues to their locations.
Red pikmin - extra vote
Yellow pikmin - remove a vote
Blue pikmin - absorb any powers targeting Olimar that Night. The blue Pikmin is then infused with those powers.
Winged pikmin - pick two players and find out how many “true votes” they had the previous Day
Purple pikmin - role block

If Olimar has a red and yellow pikmin, he may deploy one to steal a player’s vote and use it himself.
If Olimar has a winged and purple pikmin, he may deploy one to post with the “Captain Olimar” account for one Day
If Olimar has a red, blue and winged pikmin, he may deploy all three to gain an alignment check.
If Olimar is holding a blue, purple and yellow pikmin, he cannot be lynched.
If Olimar holds all 5 pikmin, he may deploy all 5 of them to kill a player.)

Frans - Guess Who?
Each Night, choose someone who may only ask yes or no questions the next Day.


Team Llama (4)

Team Mechanics: Kill must be specified, as each member dies they must specify which role dies with them. Also has a team position power (must choose ONE person to whom the power applies; it does NOT apply to the whole team)

Position 1: Immune to NK
Position 2: The Hunger
Position 3: Choose three people to force votes
Position 4: Posting Curse (nonlethal)
Position 5: Can send a message to the player of their choice.

Legga the Human Spider - The Circus Performer - Her superior dexterity allows her to dodge one night kill.
An Arc of Doves: Protect
Killface: Killface - Supervillain out to push the Earth into the Sun. Incredibly strong. His vote counts double.
Li Ling Lee - The Chop Suey Cook - Can feed someone to remove a lynch vote. Food is strength..


TEAM EPIGNOSIS (4)

Team Mechanics: Kill must be specified, as each member dies they must specify which role dies with them. Also has a team position power (must choose ONE person to whom the power applies; it does NOT apply to the whole team)

Position 1: Switch two players targets
Position 2: Protection
Position 3: Lie Detect
Position 4: Pick a player, every other vote is deflected
Position 5: Power Steal

Jezebel - Biblical Mafia
A deceiver and a false prophet. In Position 1, Jezebel will create a fake role description to be revealed on the first page of the game. In any other Position, she will redirect a player’s target.

Roger Rabbit - Who Framed Roger Rabbit
In position 4, Roger Rabbit can frame a player by making them appear bad to alignment checks.
In any other Position, he may target a player and force them to post using only emoticons for the next Day.

Ozymandias - Watchmen
Every time two civilians in a row are lynched, Ozymandias can force the game into the Position of his choice. If he cannot use this ability, he may spy on a player to see who they target.

Gloussu “Beast” Rabban
You are a tool. However, you are a terrible tool, one that frightens Arrakis. Each Night, you can banish someone into the desert, and while there, that person cannot vote the next Day, or use a night action the next night. There is also a chance that person will die that Night. (The host will roll a virtual die~ if the result is 1 to 5, they live. If the host rolls a 6, they die. Your will be send a screencap of the virtual roll)


SERIAL KILLERS (2)

Oscar Hammerstein II – Some enchanted evening, you may find a stranger.
Richard Rodgers –If I loved you, time and again, I would try to say all I'd want you to know

Serial Killers,LMS win conditions

Search for each, when found they can kill every night.If one dies before they find each other, the survivor kills every other night.


Neutrals

Trickster:
Neutral, win con: Must be alive at the end. You start the game with one automatic Night Protection.

You decide ties; if you voted for one of the tied people, the person you voted for will be lynched. Just in case you did NOT vote for one of the tied people, every night you will tell us "Heads/Tails" and decide the lynch that way.

You make the night polls starting night 1. Each poll MUST have 5, and only 5, options. You can choose to do just about whatever you want~ offer a prize to the first person to vote for a specific option (can't be you ) or take one person off the poll (this CAN be you, but only after you have taken 3 others off) . You can also give anyone who votes for a specific option votes, you can have anyone who votes for a specific option START with votes against them. You can do almost anything so long as it is fair, and has five options. Be creative and we will work with you.

You cannot do the same two types of polls in a row. We need the poll for the following night midway through the previous day.

SIDOH
If Sidoh is lynched on Day 1, he will die. *SECRETS* However, he will choose a player who voted for him to gain BTSC with. While his BTSC partner is alive, each night he will gain access to a random power of a player who voted for him. Two players who voted for Sidoh throughout the game must be alive at the end for Sidoh to win. If he does not get himself lynched on Day 1 he must be alive at the end to win, but he will gain one automatic NK protection if he gets at least 5 votes on Day 1.

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PAUL SAMEULSON’S ROLE AUGMENTATIONS

Barry Allen - choose two roles to potentially reveal
Jacob Donner - second chance to activate his power by being lynched the next Day
Ahriman - chooses which power to use regardless of Position
Michael Bay - force the game into the Position of his choice
Chatterbox - two separate chatrooms in one Day
Hider - Will survive if hiding behind a baddie that Night
Gladius Mechaspark - the next shield you make will automatically deploy to protect against the next NK attempt
Weather Wizard - votes against the Weather Wizard will be randomly deflected the next Day
Light - two role checks
Red - chooses how to augment a player’s vote’s weight
Finn McMissile - Finn also learns what type of power was used on the player
Park Place and Boardwalk - extra $1, new power
Ghost Illyria - can both kill and use a power on the same Night
Major Bartholomew D’Ysquith - blocked player also loses their vote
Captain Olimar - additional pikmin and clue
Frans - everyone in the game can only ask yes or no questions

Legga - Anyone who targets Legga (other than Samuelson) tonight loses their vote
An Arc of Doves - reflects any power used on protected player
Killface - Vote Counts as 3
Li Ling Lee - removes 2 votes

Oscar Hammerstein II - extra search for partner
Richard Rodgers - extra search for partner

Jezebel - gets to use both her normal power and Position power
Roger Rabbit - everyone in the game must post in emoticons
Ozymandias - force the game into the Position of his choice
Glossu “Beast” Rabban - a 5 or 6 roll will cause his target to die

Trickster - Gains a night protection.

Sidoh - second chance to activate his power by being lynched that Day

Boomslang tried to question curse you that night but bea redirected Mac's protection onto you (the Noses also tried to banish LC that night, good job bea!). So it was either a bullsuit gambit or Boom made some sort of faulty conclusion.

FYI the Noses can use whichever winner banner they prefer.

Winner and "Winner" banners, courtesy of LC!

BR's death upset me the most And LC's lynch was like the Red Wedding of mafia. So fucked up on so many levels.

linki:

Matt wrote:Turnip - What was the final vote count the day Draconus was lynched?

I remember, we were thinking it was actually 5 - 5, but with FZ's vote manip out there, I'm just curious.

I don't remember, but I think it was a tie and Sorsha broke it against Draco.

Ultimately it will be up to MP and/or whoever hosts next year's game.

The LC+bea chatroom was my favorite. Hilarious stuff. LC was trying new ways to trick his chat targets, and bea wasn't having any of it. Then they became best friends.

You forgot an important step: Make sure the role checker says something sketchy about you, so that a baddie will harp on it all game thinking you'll eventually be an easy lynch.

MacDougall wrote:Lol Matt dominates everybody and magically has to share the victory with the other scum team and an indy because fuzzies.

Booooooooooo

I feel so sorry for you. Here have another win.

It's not just for spirit :P You achieved your win condition. It wasn't clear what would happen with fewer than two players, and it would have made no sense NOT to clarify it the way I did above.

Honestly MM if I had considered it (I didn't think it was a possible scenario tbh), I would have clarified your win condition to be"at least two or ALL living players must have voted for you". I know you told me you don't think you deserve the win but I disagree. You were under fire most of the game and at one point with like 7 or 8 players left you had managed to get all of them to vote for you. And just like the original Sidoh you tried to help the civvies win, even though you had no reason to (and were ultimately unsuccessful). :P

You had a difficult win condition, you were ready to give up but you kept going and you gave it everything you had. The win is yours if you want it.

Matt wrote:Hosts - If MM had switched to FZ, would he and Sorsha have won?

Yep. That's the ending I originally wrote, you three skipped off into the sunset with each other. Even with MM's vote on Sorsha, FZ would have been lynched because Sorsha decided ties. But then MM sent in his extra vote one minute before the deadline

And Matt knocked out of the park at the end. He spun the most elaborate bullsuit lie in his temp BTSC with Marsh, it was a joy to behold. And he worked so hard during the final lynch, he never coasted.

Metalmarsh89 wrote:I also have no idea how or why motel room was lynched Day 10. Was that Sorsha's doing?

It was Sorsha's most devious night poll. The Night 9 "lynch" decided how votes would be weighted the next day. "Metalmarsh89" won the poll which meant that votes for baddies counted for 2. There were other options that would not have worked out as well for the civs, but Sorsha was quite clever in designing that one.

Sorsha you played an amazing game, I had a great time watching you in action. You did more behind the scenes work to help the civs than nearly anyone else. It's simple bad luck that you didn't win.

And sorry for the silencing SVS and I went out of our way to not include any silencers in the game, but the Llamas had access to a posting curse, and Matt decided to curse you into not posting the last Day. The curse was open ended and SVS and I did not have time to discuss whether or not to allow it before we had to enact it. I feel pretty terrible that it slipped through and caused you to not be able to defend yourself, though I'm surprised they ended up lynching you, as if you would fake such a thing at endgame.

I'm trying to decide whether MM is a winner too. Technically he needed two of his voters to be alive at the end, but in the unlikely event that only one other person made it to endgame, I might have amended his win condition. That said, he wouldn't even be in this mess if he hadn't sent in an extra vote one minute before the game ended and prevented Sorsha from winning too. :P I'm pretty upset about that tbh But he played a great game. He made it to the end against all odds.

The remaining unrevealed roles:

Matt - Killface - BADDIE
Supervillain out to push the Earth into the Sun. Incredibly strong. His vote counts double.


Metalmarsh89 - Sidoh - Independent/Neutral
If Sidoh is lynched on Day 1, he will die. *SECRETS* However, he will choose a player who voted for him to gain BTSC with. While his BTSC partner is alive, each night he will gain access to a random power of a player who voted for him. Two players who voted for Sidoh throughout the game must be alive at the end for Sidoh to win. If he does not get himself lynched on Day 1 he must be alive at the end to win, but he will gain one automatic NK protection if he gets at least 5 votes on Day 1.

Gimme a minute folks.

Ricochet wrote:Hosts: can a baddie send in the kill and also perform its usual ability, during a Night phase?

Yes.

Carry on.

Oh man, I messed up. It's supposed to be 24 hours. Hold please.

Bea hurried into the Chamber of Deliberation. She didn't want to be any more late than she already was. Arriving at the doorway she paused briefly, pulled a beer out of her purse, popped the cap and chugged it in 2.8 seconds. Now she was ready. She strode in, knowing all eyes would be on her. This was her big day.

"Welcome bea," Typhoony said. "We have been expecting you."

"So sorry I'm late. Big pizza day. Thank god the Superb Bowl is over."

"Yes, now we are free to discuss other matters. Please, sit."

Bea took her seat in front of the panel. Kadaj, Tranq, aapje, and Typhoony sat at the table and began the proceedings.

aapje started the questioning. "Bea, is it true that you have defended countless baddies, doing your best job to hinder their chances of being lynched?"

"Yes that is very true. I am le fail."

"Well I've heard all I need to hear lol let's pass judgment ," Kadaj said cheerfully.

"Indeed." Typhoony rose from his seat. "Bea, the panel has judged your case, and we have reached a conclusion: You are Queen Nub."

"YES!!!!! YES!!!" Bea jumped out of her chair and raised her fists to the sky. "Finally, you acknowledge it!" The panel smiled and said some shit in Dutch to each other. "Where is my award?" Bea asked.

"Right here." Typhoony pressed a big red button on the desk, and a trap door opened beneath Bea. She fell into a pit of nubness.

"Noooooooooooooooooo," Bea called out as she fell to her doom. "Eff you biiiiitch."

The gang all looked at each other and chuckled. "Nub."


It is now Day 12. You have 24 hours to lynch someone.

What was Your Favorite Game in 2015?

Poll ended at Mon Feb 08, 2016 7:38 pm


Biblical
1
FZ. (12) 7%
Death Note
2
Metalmarsh89 (3), bea (11) 14%
A World Reborn
2
Sorsha (4), Matt (9) 14%
Bullets Over Broadway
0
No votes
Harry Stephen Keeler
0
No votes
Champions 2014 (h/d/n)
9
S~V~S (1), MacDougall (2), DharmaHelper (5), Dom (6), a2thezebra (7), Typhoony (8), Turnip Head (10), nijuukyugou (13), HamburgerBoy (14) 64%
Total votes : 14

Ricochet wrote:

S~V~S wrote:It was revealed, yes?

Yet fake. counter-:suspish:

Damn, nothing gets past you

FZ. wrote:In case the hosts don't see the sentence I wrote in colour:


Hosts, since Fridays are my days off the computer, and in 2 hours I won't be around, is it possible to extend the day so it will be 48 again? Sorry for the inconvenience. If it's not okay with the rest, just forget about it

I was told everyone wanted 24 hour Days :-/

Ricochet wrote:Hosts: do we get to know who the Epic Noses were?

ELT MET SPOD

It was a faction of currently dead people. RIP

Things weren't going DharmaHelper's way lately. On his way to work he stepped in gum, causing his right shoe to stick to the ground with every step, which threw him off balance as he tried to seductively sway his hips. When he got to work, a coworker showed everyone a video of DharmaHelper getting sloppy drunk the night before. Then his computer crashed, wiping out all his tabletop game data. Also, all his friends had been brutally murdered and maimed by the people he was playing mafia with.

But DharmaHelper never let any of it get to him. His life motto was "When life hands you a pile of poop, bury it in the garden until planting season and then plant a bunch of lemonade trees". No amount of obstacles would stand in his way. He was a princess of Phoenicia; the world would bow to his commands.

He had done quite well for himself, all things considered. He had seduced everyone around him, manipulating them to do his bidding. Everyone thought he was just the best. Well, almost everyone.

"DharmaHelper, your time has come," an ominous whisper came from the shadows behind him.

"Nah babe, everything's fine, you don't mean that."

"You will die a slow and painful death."

"Nah but for real though," DH retorted.

"Your charms and tricks won't work on me," the whisper continued. "I have been sent to perform this task, and nothing will stop me."

"Lol come on as if."

"I feel like you aren't taking this seriously."

" "

"Very well then. I'll get on with it."

The whispering figure stepped out of the shadows, revealing its full form to DharmaHelper. "Oh shit," DH said, "my charms really don't work on shadowsocks."

The shadowsock flashed a ferocious grin before grabbing DH's skull, tossing him out the window, and allowing the stray dogs outside to devour his flesh.


It is now Day 10. You have 24 hours to lynch someone.

Night 9 Lynch Poll

Poll runs till Fri Feb 05, 2016 7:38 pm
You may select 1 option

FZ
0
No votes

Metalmarsh
4
bea (8), Matt (12), Metalmarsh89 (13), juliets (15) 22%

juliets
0
No votes

Sorsha
2
MacDougall (14), FZ. (16) 11%

motel room
2
DharmaHelper (2), Sorsha (17) 11%

Everyone else (hosts/dead/nons)
10
Turnip Head (1), S~V~S (3), Draconus (4), LoRab (5), MovingPictures07 (6), DrWilgy (7), HamburgerBoy (9), a2thezebra (10), Typhoony (11), Dom (18) 56%
Total votes : 18

Matt wrote:With 9 players and still 2 mafia factions left, that would be pretty dirty of the hosts to not let town know whether this was an actual lynch or not. I don't think it is because I posted asking if it was really a lynch, and they completely ignored the question.

The moon rose high into the night sky. Draconus and motel room circled each other with their weapons drawn. Draconus was wielding his trusty trombone as motel room whipped out his beef bazooka.

"So it has come to this," Draconus ominously mumbled to his opponent.

Motel room sized up his competition before declaring, "Mine is definitely bigger than yours."

"Hah!" Draconus laughed. "My trusty trombone will whack you off so hard. You don't stand a chance."

"Your body isn't ready for what's about to come. My beef bazooka will pound you with the force of a thousand rhinoceros."

Draconus put both hands on his weapon and swung wildly at motel room. "I normally like to take my time, but I suspect this will be a quickie."

Motel room blocked Draco's shot with ease. "Do you even lift bro?"

"Oh believe me," Draco started as he raised his trusty trombone over his head, "I can get it up no problem."

The two stayed locked in a midnight organ fight for hours, pushing and shoving, with both of them receiving blows. It looked like they could go all night. Until suddenly, motel room grabbed the end of his beef bazooka, reloaded his ammunition, aimed at Draconus and blew his load all over him.

"I'm sorry it came to this," motel room said. "Sometimes, it only matters if you finish first."


It is now Night 9. You have 23 hours to get your actions in.

Who Keeps Killing People???

Poll ended at Wed Feb 03, 2016 7:38 pm


bea
0
No votes

DharmaHelper
0
No votes

Draconus
4
motel room (13), Sorsha (21), MacDougall (22), Matt (23) 17%

FZ.
0
No votes

Juliets
0
No votes

MacDougall
0
No votes

Matt
0
No votes

Metalmarsh
0
No votes

motel room
6
DharmaHelper (11), Draconus (14), FZ. (16), juliets (17), Metalmarsh89 (18), bea (20) 26%

Satan (h/d/n)
13
Typhoony (1), S~V~S (2), LoRab (3), Golden (4), a2thezebra (5), Black Rock (6), HamburgerBoy (7), Dom (8), nijuukyugou (9), G-Man (10), Turnip Head (12), JaggedJimmyJay (15), MovingPictures07 (19) 57%
Total votes : 23

Metalmarsh89 wrote:I don't recall if anyone else has asked.

Hostess/Host: Will we be informed if an opposing faction (or any faction) is eliminated?

Yes.

Light was walking home from rehearsal when he heard a dim thwump behind him. He paused, then turned around. On the sidewalk was a thin, black object. He moved in closer to inspect it. Was it... a notebook?

He knelt down and picked it up, then leafed through it to examine its contents. Blank pages, cover to cover. As he pondered this he caught sight of a towering figure lurching over him; he swore the creature hadn’t been there before.

“Ah, Light, I see you’ve found my gift to you.”

“Who are you,” Light asked the creature. “Wat are you?”

“I am Turnip Head, a god of death. And turnips.”

“Wat is this for?”

“For writing in, mostly. But it’s what you write that counts.”

“Why would you give this to me?”

“Do you always ask so many questions?” Turnip Head flashed a toothy grin. “I did it because I was bored.”

That wasn’t the full truth. Turnip Head had left the notebook in Light’s hands because he knew this man would be capable of great things with it. Great or terrible things.

Light began to consider this sudden turn of events when, in a sudden turn of events, he stepped on a landmine, because this whole scene took place in a minefield, and he exploded into tiny chunks.

“Huh,” Turnip Head grunted. “Didn’t see that coming.”


It is now Day 7. You have 48 hours to lynch someone.

Night 6 poll

Poll ended at Tue Jan 26, 2016 7:23 pm


Position 5
2
DharmaHelper (5), DrWilgy (21) 10%
Position 4
6
Dom (3), Draconus (4), juliets (12), FZ. (13), nijuukyugou (14), bea (17) 29%
Position 3
3
MacDougall (8), motel room (16), Metalmarsh89 (20) 14%
Position 2
3
Matt (11), Boomslang (15), Sorsha (19) 14%
Position 1
0
No votes
Innuendo Position (h/d/n)
7
S~V~S (1), MovingPictures07 (2), Turnip Head (6), a2thezebra (7), LoRab (9), Typhoony (10), JaggedJimmyJay (18) 33%
Total votes : 21

DrWilgy wrote:Can Tranq's and JJJ's roles be put on the front page?

Done.

If you could only listen to one musician for the rest of your life which would you choose?

Poll ended at Sat Jan 23, 2016 7:23 pm

Justin Beiber

0

No votesIggy Azalea

1

Boomslang (13)6%Miley Cyrus

0

No votesDavid Bowie

11

Metalmarsh89 (2), DharmaHelper (4), MacDougall (5), Long Con (9), bea (10), juliets (11), Draconus (12), nijuukyugou (14), Matt (16), Sorsha (17), DrWilgy (18)61%Nicki Minaj

1

Dom (8)6%Mongolian Throat Singers (h/d/n)

5

S~V~S (1), Black Rock (3), a2thezebra (6), Turnip Head (7), HamburgerBoy (15)28% Total votes : 18

JaggedJimmyJay had very few friends these days. While the other champions swung their swords and cast their spells, Jimmy resolutely stared at his chalkboard, calculating the probabilities that he would survive this massacre. He concluded that his odds weren't very good.

He had done what he could to help those he trusted, enlightening them with his concepts and giving them the focus they needed to succeed. But no one wanted Jimmy to succeed. He was ahead of his time. So ahead of his time, that even after his death, we still aren't sure he ever knew what he was talking about.


It is now Day 6. You have 48 hours to enact justice.

Give me a minute to get the poll ready and send out PM's I'm drunk and on my phone!

Ricochet wrote:I claimed the same and
I'm merely the great Papryco
Also the unsparing

I don't think you know
exactly how haikus work
You should try again.

Ricochet wrote:nooo not that trauma-inducing video. *teh memories*

I put that in there just for you

Thellama73 dipped his finely manicured hoof into an inkwell and began his day’s writing. His publishers had demanded he stop writing in the elaborate hoof-shaped alphabet he used, but with a heavy sigh he told them that he really had no choice, being a llama and all. Many readers subsequently found his writing to be incomprehensible, but it was of no consequence to the llama. He was the voice of a llama generation.

Just as the llama pressed his hoof to the page, Turnip Head ran into his study. “Llama, what are you doing?”

“Penning my masterpiece, dear turnip. I will not be silenced by my critics, nor discouraged by those who don’t understand me.”

“What did you say?”

“Bleeeat, bleeeeeeeeat,” the llama repeated.

“I disagree with everything you just said, I think.” Turnip ran to the llama and shook him by the shoulders. “But llama, don’t you know that you’re all playing a game? A game where the losers die and the winners get big publishing deals for their memoirs?”

Thellama considered this. He truly had forgotten he was playing. He followed Turnip Head back out of the study, and suddenly they were in the killing fields.

A crowd started to gather around the llama. They seemed angry; angry that he was not answering their questions, frustrated that they could not understand him. He pleaded and bleated, to no avail. They took turns poking him and making fun of him. It was a tragic sight.



He struck back against his accusers, but they all had guns and swords, and without opposable thumbs he was powerless to wield a weapon. I’ll spare you the gory details because animal cruelty is generally frowned upon. Suffice to say the llama died alone and misunderstood.


It is now Night 4. You have 23 hours to send in your PM's and vote in the night poll.

Who Thinks They're a Comedian?

Poll ended at Tue Jan 19, 2016 7:23 pm


Bea
0
No votes
Black Rock
0
No votes
Boomslang
0
No votes
DharmaHelper
1
motel room (15) 4%
Dom
2
nijuukyugou (10), DrWilgy (23) 8%
Dr. Wilgy
0
No votes
Draconus
0
No votes
FZ.
0
No votes
JaggedJimmyJay
2
Long Con (8), MacDougall (24) 8%
Juliets
0
No votes
Long Con
0
No votes
MacDougall
0
No votes
Matt
0
No votes
motel room
0
No votes
nijuukyugou
0
No votes
Sorsha
0
No votes
thellama73
10
JaggedJimmyJay (7), Matt (14), Tranq (16), Dom (17), Metalmarsh89 (18), FZ. (19), bea (20), Draconus (21), juliets (22), Black Rock (26) 38%
Tranq
4
Boomslang (9), Sorsha (11), DharmaHelper (12), thellama73 (25) 15%
Slapstick (h/d/n)
7
HamburgerBoy (1), Golden (2), Turnip Head (3), S~V~S (4), LoRab (5), a2thezebra (6), Typhoony (13) 27%
Total votes : 26

S~V~S wrote:

FZ. wrote:SVS, I don't know if you answered this or not, but would HB die if he was hiding behind a killing indie?

I have NOT answered this; perhaps TH has? Or he might consider it, lol?

It wasn't addressed to me ( ), but a role like the Hider would die if he hides behind anyone who directly opposes his win condition.