The Syndicate

Yay! Congrats you guys. Also go civs!

JaggedJimmyJay wrote:Official winners for the sake of Hall of Fame statistics:

a2thezebra, G-Man, lovedelic, Metalmarsh89, MovingPictures07, Sloonei (1.0), Sorsha, Spacedaisy, thellama73, Turnip Head

Go figure. I win a heist while being mafia's best friend. :P

MovingPictures07 wrote:

Metalmarsh89 wrote:

MovingPictures07 wrote:Metalmarsh, why the fuck are you voting yourself?

I support your argument that I have contributed nothing this game.

Enjoy the result.

If you're civilian, I swear to god, I'm pissed at you.

Great. Get pissed.

My vote is uninformed if I placed it elsewhere, so you'd be "pissed" anyway.

MovingPictures07 wrote:Metalmarsh, why the fuck are you voting yourself?

I support your argument that I have contributed nothing this game.

Enjoy the result.

I'll just break the tie.

Welp, now my thought is moot.

What does the list of peeks look like?

I know I haven't offered any yet. I don't think it'll do any good to offer one now though.

Linki: I think that Ricochet much moreso than anybody, is going to have a difficult time playing this game. Posting 1.4k times in the GoC and then losing. He hasn't shown his face since the game ended yesterday.

And if you're wondering why I broke the lynch tie, it's because I think it's our prerogative to decide who gets lynched, not a coin's.

MovingPictures07 wrote:I'm not asking you to defend yourself or keep up with me post-for-post. Not sure where you got that impression. I'm merely asking that you contribute something. I'm trying to get you into the game.

I'll see what I can do.

I have no intention of keeping up with you post-for-post if that's what you're looking for MP.

I feel like you're forcing me to put on a show. I don't have any interest in partaking. I don't even have anything to defend.

MovingPictures07 wrote:

Metalmarsh89 wrote:

MovingPictures07 wrote:

Metalmarsh89 wrote:Who's a member of mafia? I need to vote for someone.

Also, what are you even doing, MM? You sealed the fate of confirmed civilian Sloonei, and you're making absolutely no attempt to discuss or engage in the game whatsoever.

Consider MM a possible vote from me after I return as well. This is weak sauce if you're a civilian, MM, get the hell in here and help us out.

Hi I am here and rather ashamed of myself thus far. Sorry for voting Sloonei over such a chickenshit reason.

If you're being sincere, then I feel for you, but you need to get your head into the game and at least try to come up with a game-related thought. You don't seem to care.

That's not true. I have not played a mafia game where I never cared, and this is not the first time either.

Linki: I guess 60 seconds is more than enough time for me to read and respond.

MovingPictures07 wrote:

Metalmarsh89 wrote:Who's a member of mafia? I need to vote for someone.

Also, what are you even doing, MM? You sealed the fate of confirmed civilian Sloonei, and you're making absolutely no attempt to discuss or engage in the game whatsoever.

Consider MM a possible vote from me after I return as well. This is weak sauce if you're a civilian, MM, get the hell in here and help us out.

Hi I am here and rather ashamed of myself thus far. Sorry for voting Sloonei over such a chickenshit reason.

Who's a member of mafia? I need to vote for someone.

Elohcin wrote:On an off-topic note, Epi and I will be eating female pork belly this evening. As me how I know the pig was a girl!

Regarding Rob, I know that 'e picks noses, and 'de pigs knows 'dis.

thellama73 wrote:I will also say that those who tried to lynch me are a bunch of chickens. KA-CACAW CACAW!

and/or boosh!

Oops, wrong show...

This is bad. This is very bad.

I'm very sorry Sloonei. I didn't know what to do, and chickened out of offering any real substance.

I know the host is a smart and intelligent person, but I think we need to learn him a few things. Sorsha comes before Spacedaisy alphabetically.

Somebody told me that we're lynching somebody. What sort of games do you kids even play nowadays? Why is death so prevalent in today's culture? Why do you people insist on eliminating your own kin?

Turnip Head wrote:

Sloonei wrote:

Turnip Head wrote:We're a little too spread out right now, no baddies are getting lynched with a tally like this. I'm switching to Sloonei , unless Mother tells me to do otherwise.

"We're too spread out, so I'm putting my vote on a guy without any votes."

Well I thought you had some. In any case you are my strongest suspect.

I switched my vote off right after you placed yours.

Ricochet

:squee:

I'm busy, go ask your mother.

a2thezebra wrote:

G-Man wrote:

thellama73 wrote:

G-Man wrote:Hey Dad, I know you're usually too busy for this kind of thing but I need some father-to-son advice. There's this girl that I want to impress. Should I vote the way she votes or vote to get rid of someone who is hogging her attention but clearly not good for her?

Listen to your uncle, George Michael. The way to get girls to like you is to be mean to them and get their self-esteem nice and low. Maybe you should vote for her a couple of times.

Would it be easier to move on to another girl instead? I mean, Ann's pretty nice.

You need to vote for DrWilgy.

I don't understand why anyone would want to get rid of the doctor. Doctors are helpful people, and will legally prescribe you drugs.

I think we should all learn to enjoy his company.

Elohcin wrote:

DrWilgy wrote:

Elohcin wrote:

DrWilgy wrote:Ok, back on Elo... Or I could vote Llama... I don't like thier votes.

You're weird. I don't know what to make of your wishy-washiness.

Both of y'all hopped on the boat of the new guy! Last time I checked, new guys opt for no lynch when they are civ more often than not!

I didn't know he was new. Doesn't mean he isn't bad.

I think it is standard to vote the new guy on Day 1, regardless of what he/she does.

If there is no new guy, llama votes Papryco.

Sloonei wrote:Despite being the only one to have statesmd a suspicion against me, turnip head is not one of the two people voting for me. Come out of the shadows, metalmarsh and zebra.

I have a family to feed and friends that need some serious help. Cut me some slack please.

G-Man wrote:

Turnip Head wrote:I really like G-Man this game, which is perfect because he was my good guy peak on Night 0 No one should vote for G-Man.

I'm worried that this might be some kind of crazy scheme, but I'm willing to go along with it in an effort to not break the trust of any of my family members.

a2thezebra wrote:I am going to try to roleplay even though I haven't seen a single episode of the show. Wish me luck.

Good luck. I have to go eat breakfast now.

I am very disappointed in you.

lovedelic wrote:hehe you guys can't lynch me, i'm vanilla town.

What kind of occupation is that? Sounds like you need a job son.

G-Man wrote:

Metalmarsh89 wrote:

G-Man wrote:

Metalmarsh89 wrote:

MovingPictures07 wrote:And now the game about a bunch of friends who love mafia and the one marmot who had no choice but to get himself lynched on Day 1.

I can't clean up your messes if I die on Day 1.

I try to be a pretty organized, responsible person, so I shouldn't have any messes for you to clean up.

That is an excellent choice you have made in your life. I only truly wish that more people would be like you.

offers a sidelong look at MP, who is currently smearing peanut butter on his cheeks.

Thank you for your kind words. I do my best to put my family first. Are we related by chance? You seem familiar to me. I don't mean to pry or anything. I'm just curious.

The likelihood is strong. I have more relatives than I can shake a stick at.

G-Man wrote:

Metalmarsh89 wrote:

MovingPictures07 wrote:And now the game about a bunch of friends who love mafia and the one marmot who had no choice but to get himself lynched on Day 1.

I can't clean up your messes if I die on Day 1.

I try to be a pretty organized, responsible person, so I shouldn't have any messes for you to clean up.

That is an excellent choice you have made in your life. I only truly wish that more people would be like you.

offers a sidelong look at MP, who is currently smearing peanut butter on his cheeks.

MovingPictures07 wrote:And now the game about a bunch of friends who love mafia and the one marmot who had no choice but to get himself lynched on Day 1.

I can't clean up your messes if I die on Day 1.

inb4 Rico breaks his piano.