The Syndicate

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Who is your fave Mr Men?

Yeah, I took them down about a month ago. They sat in the spare room with my (artificial) tree but a fortnight before finally put them in the attic.

Whose better: Vanilla Ice or MC Hammer?

Not worthy my dignity.

If you were a pokemon, which one would you be?

Of course, I have a list of targets for just such an occasion.

Is it normal for hair to grow there?

No, just cause and effect.

Who let the dogs out?

Lasagne

What colour is your shirt?

PS3

Curtains or blinds?

I'm sure there really are some but I bet they're ridiculously rare.

If past lives were a thing, who do you think you could have been? (Historical figure ideally)

I do.

If a tree falls in the woods and nobody is around to hear it, where is the bear having its shit?

It's just hills :P No, I really love Wales. It has some of the most beautiful parts of Britain.

Probably llama, I don't know why though

If you had to change your name, what would you change it to?

Unusual. My girlfriend has mainstream tastes and she is utterly baffled by half the stuff I like.

If you had to live a day in the life of a Syndicate member, which one would it be?

The Nanny Diaries (against my will!)

Last movie you watched that you loved?

I do, two of my favourite films are his. Most are good, but overrated IMO however.

What is your guilty pleasure movie?

I will choose Kool Aid with my least annoying nephew. I also have no friends, I do not wish to change this.

You can have a Calippo with me or a beer with the child of your choice. What do YOU do?

Pyramids. We were in Egypt. We'd booked the excursion to the Pyramids. We got up at 5am to start our day-trip. My girlfriend comes down with a mysterious illness in the car. We go back the hotel. She wakes up. She's fine again. I feel robbed of a life long dream. I'm not bitter. It's cool.

Would you trade your friends for a moderate superpower?

I think it's possible we have a lost history, but unlikely.

Who built the pyramids?

Nah, surely there'd be more evidence.

I you could change one body part with a bionic replacement, what would you choose?

Definitely, but I would be absolutly terrified during takeoff.

Whats your favourite conspiracy theory?

I have hairy shoulders.

If everyone had to give you one fact about themselves when you meet them, what would it be?
(Example: Hi, nice to meet you. I'm Isaac and my shoes are a size 10.)

One time I told a joke that my girlfriend found so funny she did the nose thing and almost peed herself. I found her reaction so funny I then did the nose thing!

If you could transform into an animal at will, what form would you choose?

Sorry

The Sound of Music. I don't get all the love for that film.

Who would realistically play you in a movie of your life?

Game of Thrones. I just can't get into it.

What is your biggest guilty pleasure film?

My girlfriend wants a pet. She wants to go to a breeder but if it was up to my I'd go to a shelter.

If you could live a day in the shoes of one Syndicate member for one day, who would it be?

Grey and black, sounds boring but its not.

If be lead singer of a band of the past ten years, who and why?

Probably nothing, but if I had to I'd choose onions or tomatoes because my girlfriend buys shit loads. Save some money.

Would you rather be Bill or Ted?

My goals for today include watching Doctor Who and avoiding my phone today. Need to enjoy my day off!

Who is the funniest person on the forum?

String

What's your shoe size?