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- Sat Jan 07, 2017 6:23 pm
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- Tue Jan 03, 2017 10:04 pm
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Re: Haiku Mafia Day Five
Enjoyable game
Haiku makes baddie hunting
Much more difficult

Haiku makes baddie hunting
Much more difficult
- Tue Jan 03, 2017 10:02 pm
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- Topic: Haiku Mafia Day Five
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Re: Haiku Mafia Day Five
Essentially yourGolden wrote:Your death was win winG-Man wrote:Excellent result!
Golden, did you kill me for
The WIFOM factor?
Or were you concerned
That I was capable of
Bringing your butt down?
Just for the record
My epic slam-down post on
Day 2 was legit
Eighty-five percent
Seeing through your ruse, fifteen
Percent was tinfoil
Either the cop went down or
I could play wifom
Zebra was for it
I was less certain, but she
Convinced me it's wise
However, I don't
Really get why you had me
One trick to the g
I felt as though my
Read was based in your normal
Civ and bad meta
Attempted take-down of me
Was a hair too neat
I was helped greatly
By the fact that no one knows
Me like I know me
You tried to wrap too
Nice a bow on it; I saw
Your abuse of my
Meta from when we
Were best buds in Biblical
And went for your throat
I have not yet been
Bad enough times to form a
True baddie meta
- Tue Jan 03, 2017 12:00 am
- Forum: Previous Heists
- Topic: Haiku Mafia Day Five
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Re: Haiku Mafia Day Five
Excellent result!
Golden, did you kill me for
The WIFOM factor?
Or were you concerned
That I was capable of
Bringing your butt down?
Just for the record
My epic slam-down post on
Day 2 was legit
Eighty-five percent
Seeing through your ruse, fifteen
Percent was tinfoil
Golden, did you kill me for
The WIFOM factor?
Or were you concerned
That I was capable of
Bringing your butt down?
Just for the record
My epic slam-down post on
Day 2 was legit
Eighty-five percent
Seeing through your ruse, fifteen
Percent was tinfoil
- Fri Dec 23, 2016 7:10 pm
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Re: Haiku Mafia Day Three
Eulogy for me:
M-O-O-N; that spells moon
Goodnight moon, goodnight
M-O-O-N; that spells moon
Goodnight moon, goodnight
- Fri Dec 23, 2016 7:04 pm
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Re: Haiku Mafia Day Three
Endless thanks, Sorsha
For this quirky and unique
Game of mafia
For this quirky and unique
Game of mafia
- Fri Dec 23, 2016 3:12 pm
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Re: Haiku Mafia Day Two
Rico and DragonG-Man wrote:Effort this then, sir:
Golden, Nutella, Zebra,
Long Con, TheLlama
Floyd, Marsh, Dom, and then
Insertnamehere, Ricochet
Baddie to Civvie
Both had no-nonsense tones which
I liked very much
Dom wavers for me
Between slight civ and neutral
No read on Floyd, Marsh
Always a healthy
Suspicion of Llama and
Long Con, those tricksters
I agree with the
Notion that Zebra was "loud"
And sometimes sounds forced
Nutella gives me
The heebie-jeebies throughout
For content and tone
Golden the Coward
Is the devil and must be
Executed next
- Fri Dec 23, 2016 2:49 pm
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Re: Haiku Mafia Day Two
Examine this here
And let me know what you think
Two civ trains Day 1
My instincts suggest
One baddie on DDL
One on Doc Wilgy
Tempting to think that
One voted away from trains
Combine with Day 2
Day 2 vote spread sucked
Golden had a vote on me
But move it last sec
And let me know what you think
Two civ trains Day 1
My instincts suggest
One baddie on DDL
One on Doc Wilgy
Tempting to think that
One voted away from trains
Combine with Day 2
Day 2 vote spread sucked
Golden had a vote on me
But move it last sec
- Fri Dec 23, 2016 12:10 pm
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Re: Haiku Mafia Day Two
Except that I haveMetalmarsh89 wrote: G-Man has offered
no strange posting restriction
clearly he is bad
On top of haiku format
All posts start with E

Much more will I post
When alone in the office
That comes after lunch
- Thu Dec 22, 2016 7:26 pm
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Re: Haiku Mafia Day Two
Enlightening death
Both Day 1 trains were for civs
Purr, sweet spreadsheet, purr
Both Day 1 trains were for civs
Purr, sweet spreadsheet, purr
- Thu Dec 22, 2016 6:53 pm
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Re: Haiku Mafia Day Two
Eulogy for civ
INH: sub in and die?
It's all Golden's fault.

INH: sub in and die?
It's all Golden's fault.


- Thu Dec 22, 2016 6:05 pm
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Re: Haiku Mafia Day Two
Energy and zest
I feel now because when I
Pounce, I pounce hardcore
I feel now because when I
Pounce, I pounce hardcore
- Thu Dec 22, 2016 6:03 pm
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Re: Haiku Mafia Day Two
Effort this then, sir:
Golden, Nutella, Zebra,
Long Con, TheLlama
Floyd, Marsh, Dom, and then
Insertnamehere, Ricochet
Baddie to Civvie
Golden, Nutella, Zebra,
Long Con, TheLlama
Floyd, Marsh, Dom, and then
Insertnamehere, Ricochet
Baddie to Civvie
- Thu Dec 22, 2016 5:44 pm
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Re: Haiku Mafia Day Two
Endless is your sinGolden wrote:Not just biblical
Check out Lost again only
just two weeks ago
Then there is Godspeed
Subbing in, you could have lagged
you didn't at all
From me its no plot
Even when busy, I find
you can provide reads
Your content thus far
Lacks in any reads at all
At least up till then
I don't suspect you
For time-limited effort
time can be a bitch
Rather, it's what you
have done with the time you've had
limited or not
I'll reconsider
If I see civvie G-Man
'no u' won't do it
I'm sorry to hear
that you are sick but I had
no idea of that
Was this post not clear enough?
I was distracted
Another game beckoned
Before sign-ups for this filled
Put me in a bind
Rather than drop out
I sought to alternate my
Focus with phase shift
Have you forgotten
Battlestar Galactica?
You hosted it, sir
By all means I had
The right to slack in that game
But I chose not to
I was a baddie
And my effort only waned
When my kid was sick...
And when I got snipped-
Even then I exerted
Myself far more than...
I should have given
My condition; I track down
Lazy Rotten Debs...
But I am not one
Why does my lack of effort
Equate to baddie?
You fail to explain
This beyond a gut notion
So please try harder
Failing to meet your
Expectations is your fault
Because they are yours
My post is far from
A simple 'No U' because
I saw web-weaving
You are a crafty
And skilled player but I am
Shining light on you
I encourage all
To vote this nefarious
Dastardly snake today
- Thu Dec 22, 2016 5:04 pm
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Re: Haiku Mafia Day Two
Expressed to me orRicochet wrote:There is art to say
You think the lynch votes were not
From any bad source
And to equate that
Not voting Wilgy equals
Auto-suspicion.
Golden, he of the forked tongue?
Pray answer me soon.
- Thu Dec 22, 2016 4:55 pm
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Re: Haiku Mafia Day Two
Emerge from the clouds
Casting the bright light of truth
Golden must perish
Clever Coward schemes
Talks up DrWilgy's train
Asserting faux suss
Vile creature demures
As he votes for another
For whom he built suss
Careful with his words
And quick to defend himself
With his alibi
Well put-together
But he cannot help himself
And plants seeds of doubt
While I lay ill with
Upper respiratory
Infection no less
Our BTSC
In Biblical Mafia
His new-found basis
Crafty is his plot
For he knows intimately
How hard I can work
Many a game passed
Wherein my effort has lagged
Due to circumstance
Shameful meta use
To poison minds of others
But this shall not stand
Clever though he is
M-O-O-N; That spells Moon
And also his doom
Casting the bright light of truth
Golden must perish
Clever Coward schemes
Talks up DrWilgy's train
Asserting faux suss
Vile creature demures
As he votes for another
For whom he built suss
Careful with his words
And quick to defend himself
With his alibi
Well put-together
But he cannot help himself
And plants seeds of doubt
While I lay ill with
Upper respiratory
Infection no less
Our BTSC
In Biblical Mafia
His new-found basis
Crafty is his plot
For he knows intimately
How hard I can work
Many a game passed
Wherein my effort has lagged
Due to circumstance
Shameful meta use
To poison minds of others
But this shall not stand
Clever though he is
M-O-O-N; That spells Moon
And also his doom
- Tue Dec 20, 2016 9:45 pm
- Forum: Previous Heists
- Topic: Haiku Mafia Day Five
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Re: Haiku Mafia Day One
Erm, not exactlyGolden wrote:Hey, you there, G-Man
Have you got any thoughts on
Who is a baddie?
Too focused on Godspeed to
Finish my re-read
Dead now in Godspeed
So will focus on this game
After girls asleep
Feeding both dinner
And baby peeing on floor
Has kept me busy
Dishes need washing
M-O-O-N; that spells moon
Then I will dig in
- Tue Dec 20, 2016 9:03 pm
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- Topic: Haiku Mafia Day Five
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Re: Haiku Mafia Day One
Eulogy for Quin:
Side Eyeing Chloe closes
Her eyes forever

Side Eyeing Chloe closes
Her eyes forever

- Tue Dec 20, 2016 1:22 pm
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Re: Haiku Mafia Day One
Especially sinceLong Con wrote:^ Too few syllables
Tsk tsk hostess, sixteen more!
But we will forgive
Your posts have been littered with
Syllable errors


- Tue Dec 20, 2016 10:01 am
- Forum: Previous Heists
- Topic: Haiku Mafia Day Five
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Re: Haiku Mafia Day One
Eulogy for Doc:
Wilgy, we hardly knew thee
Now you are worm food

Wilgy, we hardly knew thee
Now you are worm food

- Mon Dec 19, 2016 5:09 pm
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Re: Haiku Mafia Day One
End of Day is here
Will try harder if I live
Voting for myself
Will try harder if I live
Voting for myself
- Mon Dec 19, 2016 2:09 pm
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Re: Haiku Mafia Day One
Egad this day phase
Has blown by so fast and my
Focus has been split
Has blown by so fast and my
Focus has been split
- Sun Dec 18, 2016 2:12 pm
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- Topic: Haiku Mafia Day Five
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Re: Haiku Mafia Day One
Early Christmas looms
For me this afternoon at
My Grandmama's house
For me this afternoon at
My Grandmama's house
- Sun Dec 18, 2016 10:23 am
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- Topic: Haiku Mafia Day Five
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Re: Haiku Mafia Day One
Emerging from read
Just a few names stand out now
Ricochet seems good
I'm wary of both
Long Con and Llama but they're
Never easy reads
Feeling bad about
Zebra and Nutella but
I am not done yet
Individual
Post history review is
What is next for me
Just a few names stand out now
Ricochet seems good
I'm wary of both
Long Con and Llama but they're
Never easy reads
Feeling bad about
Zebra and Nutella but
I am not done yet
Individual
Post history review is
What is next for me
- Sun Dec 18, 2016 8:56 am
- Forum: Previous Heists
- Topic: Haiku Mafia Day Five
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Re: Haiku Mafia Day One
Exemplary play
I have not put forth thus far
Re-reading the thread
Forgive my absence
M-O-O-N: that spells Moon
I am a civvie
I have not put forth thus far
Re-reading the thread
Forgive my absence
M-O-O-N: that spells Moon
I am a civvie
- Sat Dec 17, 2016 4:12 pm
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- Topic: Haiku Mafia Day Five
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Re: Haiku Mafia
Exactly how doesGolden wrote: It is challenging
To type haiku while holding
a blobby Hamish
One pronounce the 'a' sound in
Your little boy's name?
- Sat Dec 17, 2016 3:18 pm
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- Topic: Haiku Mafia Day Five
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Re: Haiku Mafia
Ever so hard tothellama73 wrote:I don't like this post.nutella wrote:Hello all, I'm here
Looking forward to reading
actual content
There's been plenty of content.
What more does she want?
Post relevant content in
A single haiku
But it can be done
As evidenced by me in
Spirited Away
Clarification
Is needed from her or I'm
Apt to agree here
- Sat Dec 17, 2016 3:02 pm
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- Topic: Haiku Mafia Day Five
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Re: Haiku Mafia
Except that your postLong Con wrote:Riffing off Wilgy
Was referring to Golden
And jesting, it's true
But not a nightkill
I was threatening a lynch
I have no nightkill
Quotes one of my posts so your
Answer makes no sense
- Sat Dec 17, 2016 2:20 pm
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Re: Haiku Mafia
Explanation failsLong Con wrote:Holy crap and wow...G-Man wrote:Explain what you meanLong Con wrote:Posting unreality
Is something that seems bad to me
Watch yourself, G.
I meant what I said
Wouldn't seek your death early
On your first game back
But the second game...
Well, that is a horse of a
different colour!
By "unreality" please
Syllable count fail
Total syllable count fail
Don't know what happened
That's strike one for me
I hope there will be no strike two
That's just too scary
Unreality
Would be those words that are false
Baddies gotta say
To clarify what I said
That you object to
- Sat Dec 17, 2016 1:38 pm
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Re: Haiku Mafia
Explain what you meanLong Con wrote:Posting unreality
Is something that seems bad to me
Watch yourself, G.
I meant what I said
Wouldn't seek your death early
On your first game back
But the second game...
Well, that is a horse of a
different colour!
By "unreality" please
Syllable count fail

- Sat Dec 17, 2016 11:18 am
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Re: Haiku Mafia
Each player posted
At least once at this juncture
So find a new plan
At least once at this juncture
So find a new plan
- Fri Dec 16, 2016 9:19 pm
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Re: Haiku Mafia
Excited for this!
Still catching up in other
Game so will be scarce.
Still catching up in other
Game so will be scarce.