The Syndicate

In college, I learned of a humorous way to make just about any fortune cookie funny and naughty. All you do is add "in bed" to the end of it. Take this one I got this week for example:

You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done.

...which becomes:

You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done in bed.

If you get a fortune cookie, add "in bed" and share the results here!