The Syndicate

Alright, screw what I said earlier. So... I was Milton Conrad. I killed Dana Night 1 not because I had no prior connection to her or because she was newish/returning, but because there was something in her posts that felt dangerous to me. Not sure why, so I'm eager to learn who she was.

I also considered taking out boo because I found him a little annoying, Bullzeye to possibly frame Epi, Elochin to strip her of the favor she earned from Epi, Epi just to shut him up, Long Con for the lulz, Made for irony after he survived the lynch, Nijuukyugou for randomness (glad I didn't if they were the bomb all game), and Roxy for randomness. I spared Elo and Roxy because I planned on joining the Whores Day 2.

My Night 3 kill was fingersplints. Nothing personal, splints, I just wanted to whittle down Team Tiara to one player to get the Whores closer to a numbers advantage. I was worried about rabbit being the bomb, so I went with you. Going after a member of team Bass/MM/SVS seemed dangerous because then the Whores would have been the only team not getting picked off and I didn't want the other two teams and the unaffiliated folk to gang up on us. I was almost tempted to kill Roxy for the sake of misdirection but I decided it was better for the Whores to have strong numbers until we were a majority.

Then I got killed by MM Night 4- he then stole my power for Night 5 I think? The real/original Milton Conrad did not kill boo Night 5.

Had I survived to Night 5 with my role, I probably would have killed a Whore just to mix things up a bit. It probably would have been Black Rock or Roxy. I'm pretty sure that the other Whores would have turned on me, the only male, had we all made it to the final 5.

I just want to know who killed me.

unfurl wrote:This game died, after I died :P

Indeed.

Black Rock wrote:

Elohcin wrote:YAY! Elo, BR, and Roxy win for being so patient!!!!! Right Enri? Three women! United we STAND, divided we FALL!

I second this. Patient Whores are winning Whores!

Can dead Whores be winning Whores too?

zeek wrote:I've totally won this game

Umm, have you seen my epic posts? That's right, step off.

Metalmarsh89 wrote:Rezz please now?

Hush you. That's my bag.

unfurl wrote:G-Man, thats so funny, right now Im on chapter 1, how to turn on lights on and off in houses :P

You can skip chapter 7- Surefire Tips for Obtaining a Resurrection. Waste. Of. Time.

Or if you prefer obscure late-90's parodies...

S~V~S wrote:

More like...


or

Welcome to the other side unfurl! Might I suggest some helpful reading material?

Seriously, we've been waiting to throw one of these Whores a welcoming party for far too long. Let's make with the bloodshed!

Roxy wrote:

Black Rock wrote:I wonder what would happen if we refused to lynch someone

Enrique would prob MK us all and take the LMS title for himself

Or he could give it to the deceased Omega G-ManWhore as a reward for his most awesome begging skills.

Aww, smiley fail.

unfurl wrote:G-man

I don't actually expect to get resurrected anymore. I honestly never thought it was possible given that the point of this game is to get rid of everyone else. I just felt like having a little fun begging for a rez with my previous posts.

You mentioned the word resurrection and I just couldn't help myself.

Besides, you guys have probably come to expect it by now.

unfurl wrote:I voted for not right now wtf no

I do not want more secrets,
cause a secret coming into play it could be a resurrection prize, and we are final four
and Im happy about that

Did someone say resurrection?

It occurred to me that I don't know how Bass pronounces his name. Is it pronounced like


or
?

I've been switching back and forth during the game. Knowing the pronunciation may help me construct correct rhymes in future rez plea song re-writes.

Metalmarsh89 wrote:

G-Man wrote:

Metalmarsh89 wrote:This game is brutal to watch.

You seemed to be entertained by my antics while you were alive. What changed?

I'm dead.

That hasn't slowed me down.

Metalmarsh89 wrote:This game is brutal to watch.

You seemed to be entertained by my antics while you were alive. What changed?

Black Rock wrote:I voted for Bass. I'm so proud of us Whores.

I'm going to assume you forgot about me. You ladies were probably just using me anyway. Admit it, you would have lynched me first just so you could have this estro-fest.

Looks like this lynch is going to be

This is my final appeal. Being, such, I'm busting out the big guns- musical accompaniment. Sorry that it is not a perfect match- I gave up on matching syllables about halfway through.

"Got a Rez"


Have you ever joined a game that you hoped to win?
Think you have a decent chance and you start to grin?
Let me tell ya a story of my situation,
I done signed up for this game from the US nation.
The way that I found it was thanks to my persistence,
But there was also some coincidence.
I got on RM hoping to host a game
But that mafia forum was limping and lame.
I just finished college, got my certificate.
Someone saw me in the chat and said “Yo G, come join The Syndicate.”
I got an account and pimped out my game;
Some people were strangers but some knew my name.
I interacted with peeps without being rude.
I saw a speed game coming up
amidst the Side Mission queue.
I thought a speed game might be good to get back in the groove.
I joined a whore alliance, seemed like a smart move.
Now that I’m dead too early, discarded like Pez,
I’m hopeful but nobody’s got a rez.
Come on, I'm not even goin' for it.
This is what I'm goin' sing:


You, you got what I need but you say “ain’t got a rez,”
And you say “ain’t got a rez.” Oh baby!
You, you got what I need but you say “ain’t got a rez,”
But you say “ain’t got a rez.” Oh baby!
You, you got what I need but you say “ain’t got a rez,”
But you say “ain’t got a rez.”


Enrique sent me my role and the game starts.
We have a lynch vote but not a player departs.
Joined the Whores though I am not a girl
Like Black Rock, Elochin, Rox, and Unfurl.
Forget about that, let's go into the story
About the rez holders who seem to ignore me.
So we started talkin', getttin' familiar,
Trying to figure out who is a killer.
Dana and Long Con got taken out quick.
Then Epi copied Made’s sneaky lynch surviving trick.
Two players died, which they both found stupid.
Epi and Bullz was linked up by Cupid.
After this was established, I was still alive.
Nisani’s team was not destined to thrive.
Two more people died during the third night phase.
Then Made finally got lynched, bringing an end to his days.
Enrique made a night post; I checked out what it says,
Now I’m mad because “nobody’s got a rez.”
Don't gimme that, don't even gimme that.
Jus' bust this:


You, you got what I need but you say “ain’t got a rez”
And you say “ain’t got a rez,” oh baby
You, you got what I need but you say “ain’t got a rez”
But you say “ain’t got a rez,” oh baby
You, you got what I need but you say “ain’t got a rez”
But you say “ain’t got a rez.”


My life had been taken, which I found quite silly,
Killed by that dastardly Ghost Illy.
My chances were slim now, if I had any.
I knew from my role that I wasn’t Kenny.
I need a rez to be the Last Man Standing
Instead of a loser, like my current branding.
I asked for a rez and appealed to my Hoes.
I even posted some YouTube videos.
I beg, beg, beg, beg, ask and I plead.
But nobody seems to care about me.
I kept holding onto hop for my rez moment
Though I started to doubt there would be such an event.
Then I logged on at lunch to see if there was more.
Oh, snap! Guess what I saw?
A hoes before bros plot brewing in the thread
I was so in shock I went out of my head.
The end is near so I’m lounging on my chaise.
I guess it must be true that nobody’s got a rez.



If anyone's still got a rez out there...

You got what I need.

S~V~S wrote:Pfft silly man

Hater. Lucky for you I take T-Swizzle's advice...

unfurl wrote:A Last Wo-man standing will be awesome

A Last G-Man standing would be the most awesomest result possible.

Bass_the_Clever wrote:

Epignosis wrote:What would eighty-seven cents get me?

Hey in Baltimore eighty-seven cents will get you something you can't get rid of. lol

Trying to use that 87 cents in Baltimore tonight might get you whooped on by either a gang or the National Guard.

Elohcin wrote:Wait, I am a whore too, I was the FIRST to volunteer to be a whore with Roxy, actually.

I'd like to nominate Elo's post for a 2015 Socky.

Now that was worth the wait- triple death! Welcome to the club folks.

Sorry for being rude S~V~S. I showed a total lack of

for being named your favorite dead player. I should probably get off my high horse and stop acting like

because

or I'll never manage to
.
There's no denying that

but my mother always taught me to be nice to

so let me just

to Dana because it looks like she wants to state her case for being made

again. You all best

because

and writing

or The Syndicate or whatever. You better read it
.
If we get another dead player requesting a resurrection we'll have to figure out whether it's a case of

or simply
.
I hope this long post full of videos doesn't

my chances of getting a resurrection. If it does, I'll just have to stay

and chill with my

friends,

and the legendary

drinking

and getting absolutely
.
For now though, I better get my

here at work. My boss wants to see me so I need to mosey over to his office and ask
?
For all you active players, I have one final thing to say-
!
This thread has been dead lately. Sure, it's night time but it's up to you guys to keep this game interesting.

S~V~S wrote:You just became my favorite dead person

I'm going to be totally honest with you- that's sweet and all but it don't mean $#!^ unless those sentiments come with a resurrection.


C'mon folks. Let's make this happen!

nijuukyugou wrote:

Roxy wrote:

S~V~S wrote:Me too, since we are going to 24 regardless.

I am not bored. And I don't think this is a popularity contest, either. There is a lot of skill in this thread.

I concur 100%

Seconded.

But are there enough skills to pay the bills?

Metalmarsh89 wrote:Silly is good for the soul.

Is it good for us soulless dead players too?

Roxy wrote:Like a bitch?

But :P and anyway.

Bass_the_Clever wrote:Marsellus Wallace.

G-Man wrote:

rabbit8 wrote:

Metalmarsh89 wrote:

rabbit8 wrote:M

What?

What! WHat!! WHAt!!! WHAT!!!!

Metalmarsh89 wrote:

rabbit8 wrote:

Metalmarsh89 wrote:

rabbit8 wrote:M

What?

What! WHat!! WHAt!!! WHAT!!!!

rabbit8 wrote:

G-Man wrote:

rabbit8 wrote:

Metalmarsh89 wrote:

rabbit8 wrote:M

What?

What! WHat!! WHAt!!! WHAT!!!!

what.....

Did you guys vote for M as in Marvin or M as in Marsellus Wallace?

rabbit8 wrote:

Metalmarsh89 wrote:

rabbit8 wrote:M

What?

What! WHat!! WHAt!!! WHAT!!!!

Roxy wrote:

G-Man wrote:

Roxy wrote:Bye Made. I am curious over his lynch survival still. Maybe I should have sucked it up and voted Nutella. But that damn bomb.

SVS is right something was up with boo he obv was not Block. Could he have been forced to vote LA?

Boo never voted for LA. Or did you mean that maybe Made was forced to vote Nutella? Please clarify.

No to both. I was confused. I am in way too many games right now. So sorry GMan.

No problem.

Metalmarsh89 wrote:L for lenses because I just got some new spectacles.

Not M for marmot? I think you just slipped up!

I'm voting L for lamb, since I'm going to be a sheep and follow the majority on this one (not that my vote matters now anyway).

Roxy wrote:Bye Made. I am curious over his lynch survival still. Maybe I should have sucked it up and voted Nutella. But that damn bomb.

SVS is right something was up with boo he obv was not Block. Could he have been forced to vote LA?

Boo never voted for LA. Or did you mean that maybe Made was forced to vote Nutella? Please clarify.

S~V~S wrote:I voted for L~ Kill, killer, nice double L words.

Sounds logical to me. So naturally, we're going to pick a different letter, right? :P

Made wrote:

rabbit8 wrote:Should have lynched Nutella.....

Nah. For missing his chance to settle the vote, Made deserved to die. Shameful!

S~V~S wrote:Yeah... but if Made was Block, boo wasn't

Either he was throwing to see what sticks, or he had some other reason. Time to relook at the roles, I guess. Could be he was just power brokering.

I have not gotten a message. I have seen only one vote that struck me as a potential force, G-Mans vote for Rabbit. But he specifically brought it up, which I would not expect had he been forced.

Bye Made, sorry you weren't a killer

Boo could have been Seth too. Not sure why anyone would pass up on stealing a NK'er role though. Bipolar Bear could have an investigative component too I suppose. Or the other two roles with secrets. Curiouser and curiouser!

And no, my vote for rabbit wasn't forced. I didn't want to vote for either of the top two that late into the Day period. I'm still scared of that darn bomb.

unfurl wrote:I have not received any message from the messenger, dont know if still around?

It is possible about Bullz or Epi, coming back if they are Kenny, but I dont think Epi was Kenny as I think Epig had a secret-lynch pardon role. As Epig posting style before the lynching sounded as someone who knows that is not going to die. A little reading bewteen the lines or maybe just my wild imagination

Also G-man, if I know anything about reading people behaviour, I think I have a guess on who you are, but maybe is just my wild imagination again

But then again, I think notting is written in stone in this sort of set-up game

You'll have to let me know at endgame who you thought I was. I'm curious to see who everyone was and how long that role switcheroo character has been active.

unfurl wrote:Also, I have not noticed anyone looking like is forced to vote for another player, so perhaps that role belonged to one of the players that died night 1?

Yeah, I tried reading into votes to look for any that may have been forced but I came up empty. No one seemed to do a drive-by vote, which would have stood out as potentially forced.

A couple of thoughts while we wait:

1) Has anyone else received a message from the Messenger? Just curious to see if that role is/was still out there as of Night 3.

2) Come the lynch post, we could see the return of either Bullzeye or Epi, if one of them was Kenny. Thoughts on that?

Due to this game not being a distraction for a change, I was very productive at work today.

Black Rock wrote:who ends a lynch in the middle of Game of Thrones? Insane I tell you!

Game of Thrones? Psh! Who ends a lynch in the middle of a Montreal Canadiens playoff game?

Roxy wrote:Sorry to go back on my word G-Man but if she is not Death she could be Time Bomb so I voted Made. Can't be LMS if Time Bomb takes me out.

Nothing wrong with playing smart!

Metalmarsh89 wrote:Just waiting on rabbit and Made then.

This is rabbit's second missed lynch vote. Curious to see what happens.

Made wrote:If i'm dead, this game was weird, not sure if I "liked" it, but i enjoyed playing it. Also, I am some how linked to G-Man for reason, and you should go after him and yeah

Shh! That was supposed to be our secret!

And now back to overtime hockey!!!

Metalmarsh89 wrote:I went ahead and voted Made. Am I taking a chance?

Absolutely. I was just referring to the lull we typically have had in the first 24 hours of our day periods so far. I am not opposed to Made getting lynched. It just seemed like there was enough hesitancy toward giving him another go and I was intrigued by the bright, shiny, plausible (though incomplete) theory boo put out there in bits and pieces.

nutella wrote:I would never have killed LC! I was looking forward to playing with him for the first time in a long time, and I was disappointed that he died so early. I like having him around. If I was Death I would have gone for players I didn't care much about interacting with or that I didn't know very well, at least at the beginning. And, seriously, do you really think I would have killed Boo after he suspected me? Too easy, and too dangerous. You can say this is WIFOM but if I was a killer I would honestly never do that. I was framed, and Death is out there laughing and planning his next kill. You'll be disappointed if you lynch me, and I know everyone wants everyone dead eventually, but you might even be sorry to lose my role.

It's possible that Death is trying to set you up but it's also possible that you sent in your NK request early. You didn't post until right before Enrique said the night post would be late. Who knows? I'm genuinely intrigued by boo's suspicions and I won't be around at the end of the day phase, which is why I voted so early (gotta watch out for that time bomb!). Again, it's nothing personal; it's Last Man Standing.

Metalmarsh89 wrote:This game seems to require a "better you than me" mentality that I haven't gotten the hang of yet.

Utilitarian- noun util·i·tar·i·an \(ˌ)yü-ˌti-lə-ˈter-ē-ən\: designed to be useful or practical rather than attractive

I had this mindset when I started playing mafia and it got me into trouble early on. For me it's just like riding a bicycle. And besides, without taking a chance it's going to be a pretty boring game. Like the Ramones sang...


Beats staring at each other until the last minute.

Made wrote:re death, thought boo was killed by Milton and splints was killed by death so that theory is far fetched imo....

Erm, nope. Here is the Night Post-

Enrique wrote:Night 3



fingersplints has been killed by Milton Conrad.
boo has been killed by Death.
It is now Day.
You have 48 hours to vote.

Boo was just saying that if Death killed N3 then we needed to eliminate Nutella. I don't know that suspected Death might kill him.

Roxy wrote:I have never done those things either MM - in any game

GMan I agree. Though I would much rather be lynching Made. I do not get his point about posting styles for this game. I will vote for Nutella today if you will consider Made for tomorrow.

Sorry Nutella but everyone must die for there to be a LMS.

I'm still willing to consider a Made lynch on D5. I'm still hoping for the NK'ers to take him out for us though.

Since the NK'ers lack the chutzpah to target Made and we don't seem inclined to take another chance at lynching him, we need something to break this game open again. I'm voting for Nutella because we've been dancing around the issue all day. Boo made a few wild comments and suspicions but the one against Nutella seems more fully formed than the rest. He could easily be wrong but it doesn't really hurt us in this game because we're all individuals. In the long run, we all need each other dead to win. I say we see if boo was right.

Sorry Nutella. It's not personal, it's Last Man Standing.

S~V~S wrote:Personally, i think her reaction would have been stronger than:

Boo, why do you think you should vote for me?

And of course I'll vote for Nisani, I was most likely to go for him again today anyway.

If she had no clue what he was talking about.

I think she may not have known what he was talking about. If she were Death, she wouldn't know who blocked her. Depending on how detailed our host chooses to be, she may only be told that her NK failed, not necessarily that it was blocked or her target was protected.

During Day 3...

boo wrote:Hey nutella, I won't vote for you even though I should, if you'll vote Nisani with me today.

boo wrote:

Bass_the_Clever wrote:Boo why are you only asking Nutella?

Everyone should, but if she doesn't, I'm going to vote for her.

boo wrote:

nutella wrote:Boo, why do you think you should vote for me?

And of course I'll vote for Nisani, I was most likely to go for him again today anyway.

I think you know, and putting it out there helps me. And if you don't know, it doesn't harm me.

But at the very least, you voted like I wanted you to, so that's this vote decided for me, I'm also voting Nisani.

And late into Night 3...

boo wrote:LC was Death, and tried to kill Nisani (probably, could also have been his partner) N1. Which is why we didn't have a Death NK N2. That should mean we won't have a NK from Death again tonight, and unless Switcheroo decides to bring the role back, we won't again.

If that's wrong, Nutella is Death, and we should lynch her tomorrow (so if there's a Death NK tonight, lynched Nutella tomorrow).

I think MM was probably Nisani's BTSC partner, so I also wouldn't mind lynching him so that we've completely gotten rid of that team so Switcheroo can't put it back in play.

Admittedly, it's not much but if there's anything to read between the lines, him blocking Nutella the night Death missed their NK is the logical conclusion and the most likely reason for him to suspect Nutella to be Death. As mentioned before, Death could have been thwarted by another role or two and boo could be mistaken.

The question is this: do we think boo was onto something or just on something? :P

nutella wrote:Well, your curiosity is misplaced, and I think it would be a real shame for me to die so early

Actually, assuming we still have a full compliment of NK'ers active, we're hardly early into the game. More like mid-way.