The Syndicate

noobs with 4-digit post counts, smh

I had Tom Brady as my avatar, when in truth I was Tillman.

It's no wonder we got shelled, tbh. Chris Tillman was our starter.

ted was the last mafier

Long Con wrote: ↑Thu Mar 11, 2021 9:13 pm Did I miss the solution to the mystery?

No, Alison told you all the answer on Day 1.

i would have been perfectly happy posting nothing but simpsons jokes for a few more days if you guys had left me alone, ftr.

NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME wrote: ↑Thu Mar 11, 2021 9:04 pm "I got stomped in GOC 2020 and I liked it" tee shirts when

Available whenever the rest of the Syndicate merch goes on sale.

Epignosis wrote: ↑Thu Mar 11, 2021 8:35 pm

Sloonei wrote: ↑Thu Mar 11, 2021 8:05 pm Day 1 was fun because everyone was so serious about their dissection of the definite multiball setup we were playing, but us Cool Kids were sitting there in full knowledge that we were the only mafia team.

Lies.

Partial knowledge that we were only mafia team.

You guys remember Cat? This is him now:

c4e5g3d5 wrote: ↑Thu Mar 11, 2021 8:17 pm

Sloonei wrote: ↑Thu Mar 11, 2021 8:14 pm

c4e5g3d5 wrote: ↑Thu Mar 11, 2021 8:12 pm

Sloonei wrote: ↑Thu Mar 11, 2021 8:11 pm but really, i'm glad you were entertained by the spectacle, c4! I've never had more fun getting steamrolled.

So do you guys... usually start whole DnD games in the middle of your mafia?

Is that not standard?

My home community is pretty unorthodox, guess there are some things we need to update. We don't even force wolves to talk in Simpsons quotes.

It's a perfectly cromulent mechanic.

c4e5g3d5 wrote: ↑Thu Mar 11, 2021 8:12 pm

Sloonei wrote: ↑Thu Mar 11, 2021 8:11 pm but really, i'm glad you were entertained by the spectacle, c4! I've never had more fun getting steamrolled.

So do you guys... usually start whole DnD games in the middle of your mafia?

Is that not standard?

We now go live to field-level with Champion Alison:

Alison wrote: ↑Thu Mar 11, 2021 8:10 pm

c4e5g3d5 wrote: ↑Thu Mar 11, 2021 8:07 pm Was sorta speccing this for a while. Actually read the first 50 pages straight before I started skipping, proud of that.

So many people forgot night actions that I legit thought it was a mechanic.

You read more pages than me.

but really, i'm glad you were entertained by the spectacle, c4! I've never had more fun getting steamrolled.

i can't believe how long this game ended up being, tbh. It was nearly two radioheads.

c4e5g3d5 wrote: ↑Thu Mar 11, 2021 8:07 pm Was sorta speccing this for a while. Actually read the first 50 pages straight before I started skipping, proud of that.

So many people forgot night actions that I legit thought it was a mechanic.

wow, so did the last 345 pages bore you or something!?

Day 1 was fun because everyone was so serious about their dissection of the definite multiball setup we were playing, but us Cool Kids were sitting there in full knowledge that we were the only mafia team.

Alison wrote: ↑Thu Mar 11, 2021 7:43 pm

NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME wrote: ↑Thu Mar 11, 2021 7:42 pm On the scale of sloonei/nanook mafia team collapses this was a solid 6/7

Pretty good but we've done better

I was really sad you guys died, I wanted you to stick around to keep town distracted until I won. I was kinda scared I'd get nightkilled early for being a power role dispenser though which is why I made such a point about refusing to help town solve and being as afk as possible.

We were full on rooting for you by Day 3.

Wait til you guys see how dedicated our plan was in scum chat.

Long Con wrote: ↑Sat Feb 27, 2021 4:18 pm I think Sloonei is either saying I have come to the meat of the matter... or that we should fear a Meat Kill, way worse than a Soup Kill.

I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt.

Long Con wrote: ↑Sat Feb 27, 2021 3:40 pm You get to get out of here, eh Sloon? Not a bad deal. Are we on track to take down your teammates? You can be honest.

Are you all saying Boo? Or Boo-urns?

Justplayingitcool wrote: ↑Fri Feb 26, 2021 4:09 pm Sloonei, who is your favourite Simpsons character?

Michelle wrote: ↑Fri Feb 26, 2021 3:58 pm Caught up, and everyone left?

I'm innocent, and I have proof:

Whatever. Full claim below:

Michelle wrote: ↑Fri Feb 26, 2021 3:29 pm

Sloonei wrote: ↑Fri Feb 26, 2021 3:27 pm I don't want any damn vegetables.

You can't avoid them, even chocolate is veggie based

I don't want any damn vegetables.

Mmm, bacon...

Dyslexicon wrote: ↑Fri Feb 26, 2021 3:13 pm

Kylemii wrote: ↑Fri Feb 26, 2021 3:11 pm

Dyslexicon wrote: ↑Fri Feb 26, 2021 3:10 pm

Kylemii wrote: ↑Fri Feb 26, 2021 3:09 pm according to tutuu's spaghetti master post Master radishes has 'some sort of redirect role'

and Radishes says he also targeted ted last night, so it's possible, depending on what kind of redirect it is, that ted is innocent and dizzy and i got redirected onto the mafia who killed last night.

I think you mean someone else. I didn't have an action last night. Also, don't understand what you're saying. =p

whoever the jailkeeper is who targeted ted

That's Martin.

DrWilgy wrote: ↑Fri Feb 26, 2021 3:09 pm

Michelle wrote: ↑Fri Feb 26, 2021 3:08 pm

DrWilgy wrote: ↑Fri Feb 26, 2021 3:07 pm Michelle can I yeet you after Sloonei?

I can't fight against your fantasy

One may say it's my final fantasy

Buy me Bonestorm of go to Hell!

Kylemii wrote: ↑Fri Feb 26, 2021 3:05 pm i always thought he had like... yea basically a beak. or just a giant mouth

Next you're gonna say the kids are horrible freaks with pink skin, no overbite, and five fingers on each hand!

Kylemii wrote: ↑Fri Feb 26, 2021 3:01 pm wait is that supposed to be a beard? homer simpson has a beard? is that what that is????

hollowkatt wrote: ↑Fri Feb 26, 2021 2:57 pm

Sloonei wrote: ↑Fri Feb 26, 2021 2:57 pm

Timsup2nothin wrote: ↑Fri Feb 26, 2021 2:44 pm

Sloonei wrote: ↑Fri Feb 26, 2021 2:28 pmHi Everybody!

This is champ tier lolcatting?

I am disappoint.

Alright, I'll tell you what I'll do! I'll show my idea!

I give you the Syndicate Monorail! I've sold Monorails to MU, Anime Base, and North HeroClix, and by gum it put them on the map! Well sir, there's nothin' on earth like a genuine, bonafide, electrified 6-car monorail!

What'd I say?

Monorail!

What's it called!?

Timsup2nothin wrote: ↑Fri Feb 26, 2021 2:44 pm

Sloonei wrote: ↑Fri Feb 26, 2021 2:28 pmHi Everybody!

This is champ tier lolcatting?

I am disappoint.

Alright, I'll tell you what I'll do! I'll show my idea!

I give you the Syndicate Monorail! I've sold Monorails to MU, Anime Base, and North HeroClix, and by gum it put them on the map! Well sir, there's nothin' on earth like a genuine, bonafide, electrified 6-car monorail!

What'd I say?

Timsup2nothin wrote: ↑Fri Feb 26, 2021 2:42 pm In a bureaucracy you never get fired for doing nothing, you can only get fired for doing something wrong...words to live by.

Master Radishes wrote: ↑Fri Feb 26, 2021 2:29 pm

Sloonei wrote: ↑Fri Feb 26, 2021 2:28 pmHi Everybody!

This barely counts.

Hi Everybody!

Master Radishes wrote: ↑Fri Feb 26, 2021 11:26 am

Justplayingitcool wrote: ↑Fri Feb 26, 2021 11:22 am

Master Radishes wrote: ↑Fri Feb 26, 2021 11:05 am Guys guys guys.

We need to focus on important things here.

Like the fact we're on track to make this the highest-posting game in Syndicate history.

How many more posts do we need to overtake?

Not sure. Inception reached 14k or so.

@Sloonei halp.



Radiohead is now bumped to third.

We can't bust heads like we used to. But we have our ways. One trick is to tell stories that don't go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe. So I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Gimme five bees for a quarter," you'd say. Now where were we... oh yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have any white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...

I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around the city, keeping its speed over fifty, and if its speed dropped, the bus would explode! I think it was called "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down."

Bake him away, toys.