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by Sloonei
Tue Mar 26, 2019 1:03 pm
Forum: The Speakeasy
Topic: The Great Sandwich Debate
Replies: 67
Views: 3469

Re: The Great Sandwich Debate

juliets wrote: Tue Mar 26, 2019 11:00 am
JaggedJimmyJay wrote: Tue Mar 26, 2019 10:25 am For dinner last night, I was very lazy and only had some weird food bits lying around. I spread peanut butter over a flour tortilla and ate it.

Sandwich?
I actually recently read an article that said a sandwich - not ice cream sandwich or any other non-conventional sandwich - must have two pieces of bread so I rest my case.
What were the author’s sandwich credentials?
by Sloonei
Sat Jan 06, 2018 3:09 pm
Forum: The Speakeasy
Topic: The Great Sandwich Debate
Replies: 67
Views: 3469

Re: The Great Sandwich Debate

I mean, Cronus ate essentially an entire pantheon of gods which then went on to overpower him, and the Judeo-Christian God more or less encompasses all creation. I think there's a firm baseline for deities who could feasibly consume a living person, textiles and all.

The cosmos is God's sandwich.

A wise skeptic would present a riddle of the universe wherein God has prepared His sandwich and set down to eat it in all its glory. Every star, every solar system, every living and non-living thing, every last speck of dust, all is crafted into this immaculate hoagie. But just as He is set to take His first bite, He puts some mayonnaise on it.
by Sloonei
Sat Jan 06, 2018 4:02 am
Forum: The Speakeasy
Topic: The Great Sandwich Debate
Replies: 67
Views: 3469

Re: The Great Sandwich Debate

I'd label myself a sandwich dadaist.
by Sloonei
Sat Jan 06, 2018 4:00 am
Forum: The Speakeasy
Topic: The Great Sandwich Debate
Replies: 67
Views: 3469

Re: The Great Sandwich Debate

Kylemii wrote: Sat Jan 06, 2018 3:23 am I think an important key factor is that a sandwich must be able to be handheld. A calzone is basically a sandwich, but lasanga is not a sandwich, even though it is food contained in another food. Hot Pockets are marketed as a warm sandwich. Nigiri rolls can be eaten by hand but are also more often eaten with chopsticks, keeping them from sandwich status. A deep dish pizza is further from being a sandwich but I think it could be argued that flat pizza or regular pizza is a style of open faced sandwich. I would also put quesadilla and hotdog in sandwich territory.

I think just in general if you have to sit down to eat something it's probably not a sandwich. If at least one food item is contained within a different non-liquid food item and can be eaten while standing or walking without you needing to wash your hands afterwards, then I believe that food item can qualify as a sandwich.

Idk where that puts me on the chart.
Am I a sandwich in the hand of God?
by Sloonei
Thu Jan 04, 2018 10:07 pm
Forum: The Speakeasy
Topic: The Great Sandwich Debate
Replies: 67
Views: 3469

Re: The Great Sandwich Debate

Today I was standing firmly with two feet on the ground. Looking above me, I saw the sky. Looking down, I saw the Earth; and in that moment I had to ask myself: Am I a sandwich?

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