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by Strawhenge
Tue Nov 10, 2015 8:10 pm
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Topic: [END] Talking Heads Mafia (RYM #90)
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Re: [END] Talking Heads Mafia (RYM #90)

Diiny wrote:Oh yeah what was up with your read on MM Straw?
When I took him to the river, dropped him in the water, no one died that night. So I was like :U But, no surprise, I'm shit at being townie. I was wrong about er'body.

Conversely, don't let that stop you from nominating me for Best Scum for the Mola Mola game. Because I was an awesome townie then. :mafia:
by Strawhenge
Sat Oct 31, 2015 5:25 pm
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Re: [DAY 11] Talking Heads Mafia (RYM #90)

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by Strawhenge
Fri Oct 30, 2015 8:23 pm
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Re: [DAY 11] Talking Heads Mafia (RYM #90)

Oh sweet release...

Good luck, town!
by Strawhenge
Fri Oct 30, 2015 8:47 am
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Re: [NIGHT 10] Talking Heads Mafia (RYM #90)

Yeah, I got some Halloween plans. I'm fine with extensions to accommodate, and I'm fine if the mods don't want to do that, too.
by Strawhenge
Fri Oct 30, 2015 1:53 am
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Re: [NIGHT 10] Talking Heads Mafia (RYM #90)

Marsh's late tiebreaker vote on Choutas.

Marsh's late tiebreaker vote on Choutas.

Marsh's late tiebreaker vote on Choutas.
by Strawhenge
Thu Oct 29, 2015 11:52 am
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Re: [DAY 10] Talking Heads Mafia (RYM #90)

Diiny wrote:
Choutas wrote:
Strawhenge wrote:Cast my vote for Choutas for now...And the other two of my top three scumspects are the only other ones on the vote. Way to make me second-guess my entire life, guys.
Let me picture this. I am your second scummiest player at 1 and a half star and MM is the worst with half a star and I take the vote for the day? OK bro.

:haha:
Tactical voting is a thing. You'd rather someone you thought was bad was lynched over someone you thought was less bad, right?

Do you actually think Strawhenge is being disingenuous?
If either of you see a way for me to vote for Metalmarsh, please, by all means.
by Strawhenge
Thu Oct 29, 2015 3:03 am
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Re: [DAY 10] Talking Heads Mafia (RYM #90)

wow there arent even guests in here

im all alone

help
by Strawhenge
Thu Oct 29, 2015 3:02 am
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Re: [DAY 10] Talking Heads Mafia (RYM #90)

Strawhenge wrote:
motel room wrote:i've gone Bullzeye for now.
Por quoi?
Additionally, I don't really buy Choutas's case on Bullz. It seems like the most superficial case, perhaps in the entire history of this our planet earth.

Convince me, Keej.
by Strawhenge
Thu Oct 29, 2015 2:54 am
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Re: [DAY 10] Talking Heads Mafia (RYM #90)

Metalmarsh89 wrote:Jay thinks 630 posts is just something to sneeze at. :why:
how the hell am I in the top 10 posters? how?
by Strawhenge
Thu Oct 29, 2015 2:53 am
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Re: [DAY 10] Talking Heads Mafia (RYM #90)

motel room wrote:i've gone Bullzeye for now.
Por quoi?
by Strawhenge
Thu Oct 29, 2015 2:53 am
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Re: [DAY 10] Talking Heads Mafia (RYM #90)

Ricochet wrote:
Strawhenge wrote: Who I Think Is Scum: A Rainbow List

Ricochet ★★½
God...dammit!
That's a neutral read! :bass:
by Strawhenge
Thu Oct 29, 2015 12:42 am
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Re: [DAY 10] Talking Heads Mafia (RYM #90)

Diiny wrote: :offtobed:
:drums:

No sleep until we find all the scum, Diiny.
by Strawhenge
Wed Oct 28, 2015 11:49 pm
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Re: [DAY 10] Talking Heads Mafia (RYM #90)

Okay, I'm gonna go do things that pertain to my life goals, or smth. I'll see you guys soon.
by Strawhenge
Wed Oct 28, 2015 11:42 pm
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Re: [DAY 10] Talking Heads Mafia (RYM #90)

JaggedJimmyJay wrote:I'm afraid this project was way too ambitious. I should have known that going in -- I just don't have as much time as I need to be this thorough. Future analyses will have to be shorter. None of you care.

It's lame when my motivation does not mesh with the universe around me.
I may be wary of you at all times, Jay-Bone, but I care.

im sorry for the jay-bone thing i dont know why i
by Strawhenge
Wed Oct 28, 2015 11:36 pm
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Re: [DAY 10] Talking Heads Mafia (RYM #90)

Cast my vote for Choutas for now...And the other two of my top three scumspects are the only other ones on the vote. Way to make me second-guess my entire life, guys.
by Strawhenge
Wed Oct 28, 2015 11:31 pm
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Re: [DAY 10] Talking Heads Mafia (RYM #90)

RadicalFuzz wrote:That siren gif is glorious
Finally! Thank you.

::glares at RYM crowd::
by Strawhenge
Wed Oct 28, 2015 11:22 pm
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Re: [DAY 10] Talking Heads Mafia (RYM #90)

Strawhenge updated his list: Who I Think Is Scum: A Rainbow List

Who I Think Is Scum: A Rainbow List

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Strawhenge ★★★★★

Diiny ★★★
Russtifinko ★★★
JaggedJimmyJay ★★★

Bullzeye ★★½
Ricochet ★★½
motel room ★★½
RadicalFuzz ★★½

DrWigly ★★

Choutas ★½

Metalmarsh89 ½
by Strawhenge
Wed Oct 28, 2015 11:16 pm
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Re: [DAY 10] Talking Heads Mafia (RYM #90)

Choutas
Episode Two: The Beckoning of the Hearkening
oh my god what am i doing with my life Okay, let's get right back into this, shall we?
Spoiler: show
1. Feels less secure about vote on Sorsha when Devin votes for her. ._. Okay, so, like, tinfoiling a little bit (and hoping I'm using that term correctly?), this 'feeling less secure' about his vote feels like it could be Chouscum subtly poising to backpedal from his vote as he sees the bandwagon forming on a townie. He winds up voting for Sorsha that day, so he doesn't completely back out. ★★½

2. 'I find Mac one of the towniest guys in the game. Having strong ties with seaside I'm a good judge of his and he looks incredibly townie to me.' Hey guys, would mind just clicking here for me? Thanks. Not only vouching hard for Mac, but vouching hard for Seaside. I mean oh my god and stuff. This is on top of the fact that he's a) 'second-guessing' a lynch of a townie, and b) throwing shade at somebody for voting for the same person he's voting for. ★★

3. Rainbow list with Mac at the very tippy top, and Black Rock and Floyd in (what I presume to be) neutral black. Wait, really? Floyd? Wasn't he once one of Choutas's scummiest reads? :o ★★½

4. Starts to lose faith in Mac. Some of it is on the heels of Matt's post, which could be seen as piggybacking, but he earlier starts to question what the [censored] Mac was on about. And again, when Mac hilariously tried to shame people for suspecting him, Choutas's response feels fairly genuine. Given that at this point Choutas has not really engaged with Mac very much except for brief commentary and theoretical questions, I'll give this one a slightly-above-average rating. ★★★

. lol

5. Is asked point-blank by Jay whether Devin is scum, says...well, nothing. He waffles harder than I did on my birthday four years ago, which you have no context for, but I ate a lot of waffles because I wanted a waffle birthday. So that's why I made the reference. He even says in-post that he had him pegged as scum two days in a row. Why waffle when Jay asks? ★★½

6. ._. At the risk of seeming very latently omgusy, why did I go from top-tier town read to 'scum of the earth' that the SK should kill? Oh, right; he's demented. ★★½

7. Prompted by Mac to case Epi, Choutas gives some non-reasons and a couple points of pure conjecture. Read: WIFOM. ★★½

8. Gets on Floyd for Floydwaffling. That's a term now. Floydwaffling. I don't know what it means, and neither should you. But anyway, this seems like Choutas genuinely suspecting Floyd and by association suspecting Mac. If Choutas is scum, this is either some very luckily circuitous bullshit, or needlessly elaborate. ★★★

9. Rainbow list with Mac in top-tier, and Black Rock and Floyd in almost-scum orange. His scum reads are sig and fingerllama. Interesting, but nothing much to gain here that hasn't been surmised in previous Brilliant Points. ★★½

10. Ein kleine omgus intermezzo. So JJJ thinks you're scum in a GTH read, which doesn't come with explanations and is a binary system, he's suddenly dropped from town to neutral? That's weird. ★★½

11. Despite his rainbow list in Brilliant Point #9, Choutas specifically names Wilgy and Diiny as people he'd be okay with lynching, and they're in his yellow category. He mentions these two above everyone in his red and orange categories. Wha? ★★½

12. Hashtags a rescue effort for Mac. As has been profusely noted, I was highly suspicious of everyone trying to save Mac's life—mainly Jay and mokiji aoroom. Choutas's reaction to the pressure on me was to just vote for whoever I decide and not to let others pressure me. He takes the backseat on the whole ordeal, while still advocating for #savemac. Tinfoiling a bit (seriously am I using that term correctly?), Choutas could very well have been a scumbuddy actively trying to save Mac while steering away from the insanely scummy activity of trying to force a townie onto a bad lynch. ★★½ bordering on ★★

13. Rainbow list with Black Rock in orange and Floyd, Choutas's vote that day, at the bottom of the red category. I feel like Black Rock has bounced up and down in Choutas's rainbow lists but Choutas hasn't said anything about them. ._. And by this point, as was pointed out by Diiny in current posts, even I burrowed out of my Metalmarsh tunnel to vote for Floyd. Floyd's scumminess was so dang evident that Choutas voting for him at this point means nothing vis-á-vis his alignment. My main point, though, is that if Choutas is scum, he has just watched his scumbuddy Mac get viciously lynched—and his first action the next day is to bus a scummate. If he's scum, he's trying to make himself look good as his team falls apart. Lynch Floyd, put Black Rock low in the list to set the stage for a further bus. ★★

14. Diiny asks him why he waffled on Mac and Choutas's response is to be all, 'What are you talking about?' ._. ★★½

15. ??? I completely missed this. Probably while wallowing somewhere out here in the cold real world. Uh, what? What? Also, if I got in trouble for semi-infodumping and Choutas didn't, ooohhhhhhhh boiiiiiii. Anyway, infodumping aside, this very well could've been genuine, but could also have been a scum professing that someone is town because he's scum and he knows Seaside is town. (Granted someone could make the same claim about me and my brush with infodumping, but still. Just bringing it up.) But I must be blind because I don't see an investigative role in the role post. Help me if I've missed it. ★★

16. Uh... ... You... I— ...Wait. Hold o— These posts are the worst. The worst, Choutas! They just feel like an overconfident scum. I don't like it one bit. ★½

17. This is a really excellent vintage of WIFOM, with scummy notes. It has really reached a terrific age and—yeah I know jack shit about wine. Anyway, commenting on one's meta and saying, 'This is something I'd never do. I mean, yeah, I could change my M.O., but I wouldn't.' He does it again here, and it makes me like it even less. ಠ_ಠ ★½
In this second and final installment, Choutas looks considerably worse. Main points: possible bussing of teammates coupled with insisting that doing such a thing is not in his meta, and staying out of the firefight.

Overall Rating: most influenced by recent post-scum-lynch behavior, ★½
by Strawhenge
Wed Oct 28, 2015 10:59 pm
Forum: Previous Sit Downs
Topic: [END] Talking Heads Mafia (RYM #90)
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Re: [DAY 10] Talking Heads Mafia (RYM #90)

Diiny wrote:Uh oh.

I think there's a gif for this. Straw, which gif am I thinking of?
Um... Hold on. Let me think for a second. Uh...Agh. It's like, right there. Urrrrghhhhh...

...

...

Oh right I got it.
Spoiler: show
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by Strawhenge
Wed Oct 28, 2015 10:51 pm
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Re: [DAY 10] Talking Heads Mafia (RYM #90)

JaggedJimmyJay wrote:I hope I get modkilled before I break that record.
I know this is on ot-green, but...what do you mean by 'modkilled'? Do you mean you have confidence that you won't die in any other manner this game? :U
by Strawhenge
Wed Oct 28, 2015 10:39 pm
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Re: [DAY 10] Talking Heads Mafia (RYM #90)

Diiny wrote:apparently the inception noise is one of the horn stabs from slowed down a bazillion times in accordance with dreams going super slowly or whatever
Yeah! I know! Isn't that rad?! #shameless #nolanfanboy

I just watched it again recently and seriously I could watch it any time of any day, just to have it on. I love it and I don't care who knows it or thinks it's bandwagony to like a popular Nolan movie. My love knows no bounds. GAHHHHHHHHH

(imagine that I haven't taken a breath this whole post)
by Strawhenge
Wed Oct 28, 2015 10:30 pm
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Re: [DAY 10] Talking Heads Mafia (RYM #90)

To be honest, I made that post before getting reinvested in this game. I stopped in and just popped off the first two names who pinged my scumdar the hardest, and put the 'celebrate town victory' thing there to put emphasis on how much I suspected them. I can see how you'd read into that, but there's nothing behind it.
by Strawhenge
Wed Oct 28, 2015 10:26 pm
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Re: [DAY 10] Talking Heads Mafia (RYM #90)

JaggedJimmyJay wrote:This post is going to be even bigger than the last one. You guys hate me. :)
You're the Scorsese to my Nolan. You deliver volume, I deliver formatting.
by Strawhenge
Wed Oct 28, 2015 10:25 pm
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Re: [DAY 10] Talking Heads Mafia (RYM #90)

I only glanced at it because I'm filming my masterpiece Choutas Episode Two: [title withheld for hype purposes], but it seemed perfectly self-assessed as tinfoily.

I'll look closer at it later, if I'm able.
by Strawhenge
Wed Oct 28, 2015 10:17 pm
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Re: [DAY 10] Talking Heads Mafia (RYM #90)

By a hair behind MM.
by Strawhenge
Wed Oct 28, 2015 10:03 pm
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Re: [DAY 10] Talking Heads Mafia (RYM #90)

Diiny wrote:
Diiny wrote:Straw, why didn't you vote MM on day 7? I thought you had a certainty of him that was so certain it can't be discussed legally?
Floyd was more likely to get lynched, simply. No one was listening to me about Marsh, and Floyd was my second choice by a hair.
by Strawhenge
Wed Oct 28, 2015 9:33 pm
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Re: [DAY 10] Talking Heads Mafia (RYM #90)

Apparently it takes me 85 hours to form a solid opinion on somebody, so I don't know yet. Let me at least case Choutas, then I'll let you know by Thanksgiving.
by Strawhenge
Wed Oct 28, 2015 9:19 pm
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Re: [DAY 10] Talking Heads Mafia (RYM #90)

Black screen.

SOUND CUE: 'Inception' noise.

TITLE: 'Once in a lifetime...'

CHOUTAS (V.O.)
Do you believe in hell, Straw?


SOUND CUE: 'Inception' noise.

TITLE: '...you get something once.'

SHOT: Quick-cut montage of gritty, shaky-cam action that we can't really make out.

CHOUTAS (V.O.)
I do.


SOUND CUE: 'Inception' noise.

TITLE: 'But this time...'

SHOT: More quick-cut stuff. Longer cut of something ALIEN. A kind of ARTIFACT, small enough to be held in a human hand. It's covered in thick, loamy soil and we see a thumb wipe away some grime to reveal a strange INSIGNIA.

CHOUTAS (V.O.)
It's a place of fire.


SOUND CUE: 'Inception' noise. Then all goes silent.

TITLE: '...you get it twice.'

CHOUTAS (V.O.)
Would you like me to show you?


SHOT: Longer quick-cut of more stuff, we start seeing familiar characters: DRWILGY laughs into the darkness; JAY jumps from atop a jet as it takes off into a bitchin' thunderstorm; CHOUTAS picks up a sword; MARSH is behind a mounted machine gun, firing round after round from a helicopter; RICO is surrounded by scantily clad demons.

The theme, like the THX music, rises out of discordance to hit the main four notes of the main theme.

TITLE: 'CHOUTAS

TITLE: 'EPISODE 2'

TITLE: 'Coming this Christmas.'

STRAWHENGE (V.O.)
(through shallow, fearful breaths)
What are you?


SOUND: Creepy sound of a child singing some kind of nursery school chant at 1/4 speed.
by Strawhenge
Wed Oct 28, 2015 5:53 am
Forum: Previous Sit Downs
Topic: [END] Talking Heads Mafia (RYM #90)
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Re: [DAY 10] Talking Heads Mafia (RYM #90)

[Sigh] Okay. [does something else for two hours] Okay. Choutas. RYMafia legend, Ultimate Bad Boy, alright. Oh, god, I bet he has like 38 pages of in-topic po—

Six?
SIX whole pages? That can't be right... What does this mean? What's going on? Someone like Choutas can't have just six pages...
Choutas
Episode One: Shadowdark Rainstorm In the Dark
Hello, and welcome to my ISO on Choutas. I'm wildly out of touch on this thread, have been wrong about everybody insofar, and have very little energy left to this monthlong chapter of my life. But let's get into this. Let's go back to the beginning and see what exactly Choutas has goin' on. Should he be pardoned? Or should he be permabanned? We'll find out, later on in the program.

First, a breakdown of votes.
Spoiler: show
Dusk
Votes Matt F and Seaside for CEO.
Is voted for by Seaside and Long Con.

Day 1
Votes DrWigly.
Is voted for by rundontwalk

Day 2
Votes Long Con (12).
Is voted for by no one.

Day 3
Votes Sorsha (13).
Is voted for by no one.

Day 4
Votes Sorsha (16).
Is voted for by no one.

Day 5
Votes Devin the Omniscient (15).
Is voted for by no one.

Day 6
Votes Diiny (27).
Is voted for by no one.

Day...Christ, 7? Jesus, what a long game. Sorry, anyway, Day 7. Ugh, sorry. Sorry.
Votes TheFloyd73 (7).
Is voted for by no one.

Day 8
Votes TheFloyd73 (10).
Is not on the poll.

Day 9. My god. 9. 9. You realize how long that is in real people days?
Votes sig.
Is voted for by no one.

The most we can see from that is that Choutas has helped to lynch two scum, winds up being a neutralish read. He's the first to vote for LC, and he keeps his vote there. And he's early too in voting for Floyd. Granted, this could be planned bussing. The only thing that doesn't look good is that LC voted for Choutas for CEO. I give the whole thing a ★★★.
Okay. Let's look at some goddamn posts.
Spoiler: show
1. Responds kinda noncommittal to JJJ asking if anyone's suspicious. Small ping here. Jay asks Choutas, [paraphrased], 'Hey, you've come to people's defense; do you find anyone suspicious yet?' And Choutas is like, [paraphrased] 'Not really. These guys over here look like they could be suspicious.' [says nothing else, until prompted otherwise] ★★★

2. Challenges HamburgerBoy's suspicion of Seaside. Looks good if it's true that The Burgz was scum, but otherwise, neutral. Again here.★★★

3. Defends himself against ScumDougall. ★★★½

3½. Oh my god, you were Momokuro too? I feel lied to and betrayed. ½

4. Discusses and later votes for DrWigly. Based on 'fluff' posts. Challenges Wigly again here. He seems to be genuinely prodding Wilgy for information. ★★★½

5. Gets on FZ. for 'complimenting the dead as mafia'. Neutral good, seems like scumprodding, could be fluff. ★★★

6. Says SK theories are scummy. Well, okay. So, here are my thoughts on that. I tend to agree that focusing hard on SK-hunting so early in the game like Mac did, lol is on the scummy side. But Choutas says here that scum theories are a scummy thing to do. The sirengif I'm throwing up is due to the possibility that SK-Choutas was trying to dissuade people from even thinking about the SK. Stretchy, as far as theories go, but ★★ nonetheless.

7. Rainbow list with MacDougall in green, Black Rock in Yellow, and Floyd in orange. Thinking about Choutas as scum, this is a pretty good scattering of scummates in his spectrum. By this point Mac was playing strong as a town masquerader, Black Rock was sticking to the background, and Floyd already had one foot in his own mouth and was working to get the other one in there. Choutown, though, would also probably make these assessments. So it's pretty null. ★★½

8. Camera 1. Camera 2. lol
Okay, I have to continue this another time. This post is a bookmark of where in Choutas's posts I am, for my own reference. I'll be back later.

Current rating: ★★½, bordering on ★★★
by Strawhenge
Wed Oct 28, 2015 4:34 am
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Re: [DAY 10] Talking Heads Mafia (RYM #90)

INT. WAREHOUSE - NIGHT

We see a man strapped to a chair, illuminated by one dingy overhead light. A burlap bag is draped over his head. A voice comes from the darkness. This is STRAWHENGE, literally just some guy, though kinda handsome.

STRAWHENGE (O.C.)
We've been watching you.


CUT TO: EXT. FREEWAY - EVENING

A black SUV with tinted windows violently changes lanes and speeds up. Behind it, an unmarked police car turns on its lights and moans in pursuit.

CUT TO: Back to the warehouse.

STRAWHENGE (O.C.)
The more you comply, the more we can all
get through this without any scratches, see?


The man begins to struggle against his binds.

CUT TO: INT. HOUSE - LIVING ROOM - DAY

A young man who kinda looks like David Tennant is on the phone. This is DIINY. Diiny is furious.

DIINY
I don't care where the money's gone.
Just get it back. Get it the fuck back.

TRAILER NARRATOR
In a world...


CUT TO: POLICE STATION - BRIEFING ROOM - DAY

A detective, sweating at his temples, pounds at a whiteboard full of names and terms. His sleeves are rolled up. He takes a big gulp of bad coffee from a white ceramic mug. This is JAY.

JAY
We're not fuckin' leaving this office
until we find these bastards. If you got
a problem with that...


CUT TO: Shot of a dead body by a lake on a gray day. JAY, RICO, and RUSSTI stand in their raincoats amidst the uniformed patrolmen who set up a perimeter. They scan the horizon, looking pretty hard.

JAY (V.O., cont.)
...then you got a problem with me!

TRAILER NARRATOR
...where nothing makes any damn sense...


CUT TO: Back to warehouse.

STRAWHENGE
What do you know? I said, what do you know?
(slams tire iron on an empty folding
chair next to the hooded man)

TRAILER NARRATOR
...only one man... has the will to make his
own sense.


The camera zooms into the bag over the man's head. The bag is pulled away. It's CHOUTAS.

STRAWHENGE
You're gonna tell me everything I need to know.


Music swells as we hit a montage.

CUT TO: The black SUV pulling off the freeway and evading the police car, which explodes with suddenness.

CUT TO: Some women dancing in a strip club.

CUT TO: Reaction shot of STRAWHENGE growling in some kind of fight. The bridge of his nose is gashed open.

CUT TO: CHOUTAS standing atop a train car as it speeds away from a car, skidding to a halt near the train station. STRAWHENGE gets out of the car and runs a few feet. They stare each other down as the train passes out of sight.

SHOT: STRAWHENGE looking small and alone in a wide shot that follows the train.

Music goes silent.

CUT TO: CHOUTAS in the chair, just after STRAWHENGE's last line. He stares at STRAWHENGE for a moment, looking confident. He suddenly bursts out into manic laughter.

Cut to black. We still hear the laughter.

TITLE: 'A CASE OF CHOUTAS'

TITLE: 'COMING SOON TO A MAFIA THREAD NEAR YOU'
by Strawhenge
Wed Oct 28, 2015 2:02 am
Forum: Previous Sit Downs
Topic: [END] Talking Heads Mafia (RYM #90)
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Re: [DAY 10] Talking Heads Mafia (RYM #90)

JaggedJimmyJay wrote:Alright, stupid laundry is finished. I have a little time to do some work in this game before I head to bed. I'm going to make my best effort to place everyone in the game at a totally clean slate (acknowledging that biases from developed perspectives are difficult to shed) and reassess each player in the game with all known information in mind. It's likely that these posts will be quite large because I am going to be scanning each ISO with a fine-toothed comb. I'll include a conclusion at the end of each which will function as a "TL;DR" section. I'll start from the bottom alphabetically.

I don't demand that everyone read every word I produce in this exercise, but I would encourage everyone to at least pay attention to the conclusions. I want to field real discussion about this content -- town's only chance is to play with a sense of urgency and to stay motivated. I don't endorse a torrential downpouring of posts that will make the thread impossible to keep up with; I endorse everyone doing their homework based on the wealth of information already available to us in this thread.

We've all been playing this game for nearly a month. Wouldn't it be nice to win it? Even if you haven't put literally 1,000 posts into this game like I have, I know you've all put something into it. If you're on my side, I want your hard work to pay off. I really appreciate that everyone has really put so much into the game and I hope we can bring it home.

If you're inherently unnerved or annoyed by me being a cheesy motivational speaker, I'm sorry. This is just who I am not only as a player but also as a person in general. I have a team out there somewhere and I want this as much for you folks as I do for myself. Let's go.
Hahaha, oh my god, if you're scum, I can see you pointing back to this post and laughing at all of us. :haha:
by Strawhenge
Wed Oct 28, 2015 12:01 am
Forum: Previous Sit Downs
Topic: [END] Talking Heads Mafia (RYM #90)
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Re: [DAY 10] Talking Heads Mafia (RYM #90)

It'll have to be later tonight, though. Life, et cetera.
by Strawhenge
Tue Oct 27, 2015 11:58 pm
Forum: Previous Sit Downs
Topic: [END] Talking Heads Mafia (RYM #90)
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Views: 266706

Re: [DAY 10] Talking Heads Mafia (RYM #90)

JaggedJimmyJay wrote:Are there any players you think should be off the table for this lynch, Straw?
At this point, no. I think y'all are scum. Every last one of you.

Nah, but really, everyone has given me reason to think they're anti-town. Maybe Russti the least so, but that's based on a gut read I had about six, seven years ago.

And yeah, I guess I'll look at Choutas. Effin' Take Me to the River effed up, taking Marsh off the poll. (If that's what happened.)
by Strawhenge
Tue Oct 27, 2015 11:56 pm
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Re: [DAY 10] Talking Heads Mafia (RYM #90)

._.

marsh is off the lynch poll omg what am i gonna do
by Strawhenge
Tue Oct 27, 2015 11:51 pm
Forum: Previous Sit Downs
Topic: [END] Talking Heads Mafia (RYM #90)
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Views: 266706

Re: [DAY 10] Talking Heads Mafia (RYM #90)

Gotcha. I should've out that in OT green; I didn't intend it as a serious point of suspicion.
by Strawhenge
Tue Oct 27, 2015 11:48 pm
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Topic: [END] Talking Heads Mafia (RYM #90)
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Re: [DAY 10] Talking Heads Mafia (RYM #90)

JaggedJimmyJay wrote:
Strawhenge wrote:I don't tend to operate in the sirengif arena though.
Well then here I go, off to write that hit song, 'Alone In my Principles.'
by Strawhenge
Tue Oct 27, 2015 11:46 pm
Forum: Previous Sit Downs
Topic: [END] Talking Heads Mafia (RYM #90)
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Views: 266706

Re: [DAY 10] Talking Heads Mafia (RYM #90)

And why are you never listed in the 'Users browsing this forum:' thing at the bottom?

:o

:O

:U
by Strawhenge
Tue Oct 27, 2015 11:44 pm
Forum: Previous Sit Downs
Topic: [END] Talking Heads Mafia (RYM #90)
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Views: 266706

Re: [DAY 10] Talking Heads Mafia (RYM #90)

Oh, okay. I must've missed that. Jay, what do you think about the sirengifworthy thing I just lobbed at Wigly?
by Strawhenge
Tue Oct 27, 2015 11:39 pm
Forum: Previous Sit Downs
Topic: [END] Talking Heads Mafia (RYM #90)
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Views: 266706

Re: [DAY 10] Talking Heads Mafia (RYM #90)

But seriously, Wilgy, how do you know two people will die every night phase?
by Strawhenge
Tue Oct 27, 2015 11:36 pm
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Topic: [END] Talking Heads Mafia (RYM #90)
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Re: [DAY 10] Talking Heads Mafia (RYM #90)

DrWilgy wrote:Voted Choutas for now.

Everyone needs to keep this in mind:
Assuming that 2 will die every cycle from here on out, we have 2 cycles of not killing scum until lylo, if there are 3 scum. 3 phases till lylo, if there are 2.
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Why would two players die every cycle? How do you know that? Scum only kill every other night.

Also, no one has answered me this entire game about why some people are so sure that the SK has only killed townies. Why the [censored]ing [censored] are some people so certain of this? Answer me dammit. What are the odds that...

HamburgerBoy
FZ.
Golden
Epignosis
Matt F

...were all town? But more importantly, why is everyone but me not even considering that the SK could have killed scum?
by Strawhenge
Tue Oct 27, 2015 11:29 pm
Forum: Previous Sit Downs
Topic: [END] Talking Heads Mafia (RYM #90)
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Views: 266706

Re: [DAY 10] Talking Heads Mafia (RYM #90)

JaggedJimmyJay wrote:
Strawhenge wrote:Order of operations:

Lynch Metalmarsh
Lynch Choutas
Celebrate a town victory
How are we to know you're not a scum player pretending to have damning evidence on people which you can use to generate multiple errant lynches and push the game towards LyLo?
How are we to know anything? (insert smiley of the shit-eatingest grin ever, which also has an extremely twitchy eye)

I have no damning evidence. I'm just damn adamant about it. I feel like I might be able to actually do a Marsh case, during which I'll point out the things I feel make him the most suspicious.

Choutas is more of a gut-read thing.

Also, just saying, your call-to-action about, 'Hey guys let's all participate so much that we drown scum in a deluge of posts' could also be interpreted as, 'Let's make it super challenging for everybody in this late phase of the game to commit to the time and effort of finding the remaining scum.' Just a thought.
by Strawhenge
Tue Oct 27, 2015 10:23 pm
Forum: Previous Sit Downs
Topic: [END] Talking Heads Mafia (RYM #90)
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Views: 266706

Re: [DAY 10] Talking Heads Mafia (RYM #90)

Order of operations:

Lynch Metalmarsh
Lynch Choutas
Celebrate a town victory
by Strawhenge
Mon Oct 26, 2015 11:05 pm
Forum: Previous Sit Downs
Topic: [END] Talking Heads Mafia (RYM #90)
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Views: 266706

Re: [NIGHT 9] Talking Heads Mafia (RYM #90)

Ah fuck 14 pages. Nah, burnout wins.

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