The Syndicate

November

@Elaine Benes tell me what you think of your boss, Mr. Peterman. Got any inside information on the man? My people and I want to hear it! Oh, I've got his number. Inside information? Oh yes. See, I swapped out his bran muffin for...wait for it...a poppy seed muffin . I can't wait until he eats it an...

November

You're a funny man, Seinfeld. Big Stein appreciates humor in dark times. But I will not stand for this kind of funny business, you hear me! Is this some sort of test? Trying to make Big Stein sweat, are we? You're gonna have to do better than that! I'll let it stand for now though. But come this tim...

November

[mention]Elaine Benes[/mention] tell me what you think of your boss, Mr. Peterman. Got any inside information on the man? My people and I want to hear it!

November

ESTELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?!?!?!?!?!?!? No! It can't be! My wife is dead because of you animals! She would drive me up a wall, but she was being quiet around you people, and now someone thought it was worth shutting her up even more. Only people she mentione...

November

What bothers me most about Elaine is that she roleclaimed in self-defense. Not strategically, not to protect another player, but to save her own skin. Her second claim tells me that the first was bogus! A civilian has plenty of cause to lie about their role in this game, that's for sure. But that f...

November

Peterman, word around the office is you're still working with the mob.

November

I'll leave Elaine to answer to that. Come on folks, let's keep talking. I think we're in an okay place given the reduction of suspects, but we've still started with two civilian lynches. Let's turn it around. I need this one. Do it for me. Today was my third time out with Gail and she still won't e...

November

What bothers me most about Elaine is that she roleclaimed in self-defense. Not strategically, not to protect another player, but to save her own skin. Her second claim tells me that the first was bogus! A civilian has plenty of cause to lie about their role in this game, that's for sure. But that fi...

November

That's some fine work you're putting in, Seinfeld. There may be a season ticket package in the works for you. My people and I agree with your bottom two reads.

November

J Peterman, What can you tell me about this Elaine Benes? My people say she's an employee of yours. Well, I'd like to know what you have to say about her. My head's still spinning from before! I like this Steinbrenner fellow. Not afraid to say what he thinks, not afraid to let it all hang out, like...

November

Here's something for us to talk about tonight. Costanza's father loves the soup man. What do you suppose that's all about?

November

Here you go. One vote for the alternative - since my own alternative is only being voted by an old lady, no thanks to you, Seinfeld. Though Yankeeman is also on Peterman, and Yankeeman is filthy. My read on Yankeeman is very similar to my read on Soup Nazi -- someone who's easy to suspect for crapp...

November

The Soup Nazi wrote: ↑Thu Oct 12, 2017 8:23 pm
Jerry Seinfeld wrote: ↑Thu Oct 12, 2017 8:21 pm
The Soup Nazi wrote: ↑Thu Oct 12, 2017 8:20 pmThey will receive judgement tomorrow, should this prove a mislynch.
Peterman has been presented as an alternative. Please talk to me about Peterman quickly.
I did. He's sketchy or a complete buffoon.

What makes you prefer to vote for me over him?

November

Come to think of it, Seinfeld, I see reason to suspect all of the Puddy voters independent of this bandwagon! Granted, they're not the only ones. But that's a shady bunch! Let's put our heads together on this Peterson thing! What do you think's the most damning thing he's done? You've been suspecti...

November

I'm all caught up. I think mafia are taking me down as an easy target. Even my three year nephew, Khaled, could have prepared such a defense. And I already have him in the back, scrubbing the floor. Absolute garbage, your worst post of the game, Soup Nazi. Instead of paying any mind to the possibil...

November

Come to think of it, Seinfeld, I see reason to suspect all of the Puddy voters independent of this bandwagon! Granted, they're not the only ones. But that's a shady bunch! Let's put our heads together on this Peterson thing! What do you think's the most damning thing he's done? You've been suspecti...

November

[mention]Elaine Benes[/mention] [mention]The Soup Nazi[/mention] [mention]Frank Costanza[/mention] Talk to me about J Peterman. David Puddy's not the only shady guy in the room. Beating the dead horse around him isn't helping us right now.

November

I want Puddy to speak up. Regardless of how we feel about this bandwagon, he's got the spotlight and he's not using it. Big Stein wants to see some fight in the man!

November

Come to think of it, Seinfeld, I see reason to suspect all of the Puddy voters independent of this bandwagon! Granted, they're not the only ones. But that's a shady bunch! Let's put our heads together on this Peterson thing! What do you think's the most damning thing he's done?

November

I like this Seinfeld character, so I'll put my vote back on Peterman for the time being. I only had it on Puddy because I thought it was closing time and didn't want any funny business wiry my own head on the chopping block. Big Stein's not falling for that one! It is a bit curious that Peterman is ...

November

I'm all caught up. I think mafia are taking me down as an easy target. Ms. Benes asked you a question, Puddy. And a damn good one at that. You say you're being made an easy target by the mafia. Well, there's five of us here. Which ones are giving you trouble? If you're a real team player you'll nam...

November

My clock is all haywire. I thought the deadline was right now. It's that damn daylight savings time. I want to know who invented that! Where does the hour go? When does it come back? They say the sun doesn't move, well then why are we saying it's a different time all of a sudden?

November

That's not gonna cut it in this organization. I'm sorry to say this, Puddy, but we're gonna have to let you go.

November

If you have anything to say, now's the time to say it, Mr. Puddy!

November

I'm putting a vote down on Puddy. My people tell me he's the best bet, a real shady fella. No pep in his step at all.

November

Puddy and Peterman are my top priorities. Something stinks between those two, and Big Stein's gonna get to the bottom of it! If there are no more takers on Peterman I'll jump over to Puddy. Either one of them are better than Big Stein, I promise you that!

November

Jerry Seinfeld wrote: ↑Wed Oct 11, 2017 11:52 pm
Jerry Seinfeld wrote: ↑Wed Oct 11, 2017 11:52 pm I could lynch George.
Costanza.

That Costanza's a real dynamo. But if you've got dirt on him, Big Stein wants to hear it!

November

That Estelle showed some real tenacity. I like what she brings to this organization. Every time you think she's done she pops back up. Had lots to say and wasn't afraid to say it. She's the best looking Costanza in more ways than one.

November

More distrust: Jackie Chiles Frank Costanza What's not to trust about Jackie Chiles? He looks like a damn fine attorney from where I stand. Damn fine! If you have dirt on the man, my people and I wanna hear it, buster! The same goes for Costanza's father. I don't always see eye to eye with the man,...

November

Estelle Costanza wrote: ↑Wed Oct 11, 2017 10:24 pm I lied and catching up right now.

Add David Puddy and Johnny Chiles to villa piles. They're villagery. Like the posting on the beginning of N1

Care to elaborate on these reads?

November

More distrust: Jackie Chiles Frank Costanza What's not to trust about Jackie Chiles? He looks like a damn fine attorney from where I stand. Damn fine! If you have dirt on the man, my people and I wanna hear it, buster! The same goes for Costanza's father. I don't always see eye to eye with the man,...

November

[mention]J Peterman[/mention], What can you tell me about this Elaine Benes? My people say she's an employee of yours. Well, I'd like to know what you have to say about her. My head's still spinning from before!

November

Hiding? I've been serving soup behind a counter for nine hours already today. Except for you. Know why? NO SOUP FOR YOU You're through, Soup Nazi. Pack it up. No more soup for you. Next! Vote The Soup Nazi You leave that Nazi alone. He's a man after my own heart. For the delicious soup, I mean. Not...

November

Well, sure it's unique, because anybody paying attention knows that what your uncle said wasn't true, including you, since you could have tied it up. If I said I liked men but was a lesbian, that would be providing a unique perspective too, but would it be right? Would it be correct, Jerry? This Be...

November

I'm just trying to stay in character, man. From my research, puddy was a man of few words. Yeah, that's right. I can respect that attitude, Puddy. Keeping the cards close to the vest, I see. Big Stein knows all about that himself. Sometimes it's best to keep your mouth shut, say nothing at all, don...

November

He's after my soups. This is ludicrous. Big Stein will not stand for this! This accusation is baseless! I've gone on record as a calzone man. I don't need your soup, I don't care how great your soup is. If it's not a calzone I'm not interested. This is a clear attempt to lash out at Big Stein. You ...

November

I don't dismiss the possibility that her claim is completely bogus. A mobster could guess that the majority of her opponents don't know what roles they're dealing with. Pretending to wave around a gun is a surefire way to get somebody to back off. It could be bogus. I don't care about "could&q...

November

*screams you're bad at her for the entire evening* "Nah I'm one-shot vigilante" *ok I believe you - the second after* Are Americans really that naive? This one makes gut checks in the moment and changes his mind on a dime. It's a strength. I could be wrong obviously, but my initial take i...

November

I'm just trying to stay in character, man. From my research, puddy was a man of few words. Yeah, that's right. I can respect that attitude, Puddy. Keeping the cards close to the vest, I see. Big Stein knows all about that himself. Sometimes it's best to keep your mouth shut, say nothing at all, don...

November

It's a real shame about this Kramer fella. My people don't know what to make of his death. I thought he looked shady myself, but that wasn't the case. Big Stein's not made of answers. Who has a theory about why he was killed?

November

I'm feeling good about you people Kramer George Steinbrenner Uncle Leo Jerry Jackie I got bad feelings about you people Elaine The Soup Nazi Estelle Dad I got no feelings about the rest of ya. Costanza, what's this feud with your folks? Trouble at home, eh Georgey boy? The Yankees are a family orga...

November

Well, sure it's unique, because anybody paying attention knows that what your uncle said wasn't true, including you, since you could have tied it up. If I said I liked men but was a lesbian, that would be providing a unique perspective too, but would it be right? Would it be correct, Jerry? This Be...

November

These votes are everywhere! Oh, my neck is one gargantuan monkey fist. What else have we got? Bania, Newman, Puddy, Leo - you haven't had a suspicion this whole meeting. For the love of God, just tell me what the suspicions are! I'll go with Newman unless we get some new ideas. You're all too quiet...

November

*screams you're bad at her for the entire evening* "Nah I'm one-shot vigilante" *ok I believe you - the second after* Are Americans really that naive? This one makes gut checks in the moment and changes his mind on a dime. It's a strength. I could be wrong obviously, but my initial take i...

November

Ok. Is that all you have to say for yourself? "Ok"? That's good to get you fired around here! What do you feel ok about? You think we're on to something? Or maybe you'll just agree with anything to move the vote along! We can't tolerate that kind of behavior in the Yankee organization, Ban...

November

Changed my vote to Newman. I haven't got my mail in weeks! I go to the post office, they say, "Your mail's been delivered", but I don't see any mail. I'm waiting for a package! Supposed to be one of those remote controlled racing cars. You ever see one of those? They say you can drive them...

November

David Puddy is confirmed mafia. Incorrect. I'm an upstanding member of society. A man's only as good as his word, David. Why should I believe you? I deal with yesmen all day long. I like to think I'm a good judge of character. You don't win 27 World Series championships otherwise! I can't make head...

November

Uncle Leo? That's a mobster's name if I've ever heard one! Big Tony, there's another. But I don't see a Big Tony here, and I don't trust this Uncle Leo. What's he hiding? Big Stein's getting nervous! I find your assertion egregious, unscrupulous, and atrocious! A clear case of prejudicial name-alig...

November

Uncle Leo? That's a mobster's name if I've ever heard one! Big Tony, there's another. But I don't see a Big Tony here, and I don't trust this Uncle Leo. What's he hiding? Big Stein's getting nervous!

November

Poison, huh? That's a bad way to go, poison. I thought I was poisoned once. Turned out just to be a bad chimichanga. They told me not to overdo it with the cheese, but Big Stein needs his cheese, folks! I tell you, I was down for the count. Spent the night in a hospital bed, I thought I saw the ligh...

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