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by Paprika
Thu Dec 08, 2016 5:13 am
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: [END] Parks and Recreation Mafia
Replies: 718
Views: 31495

Re: [DAY 6] Parks and Recreation Mafia

I think I srsly struck a nerve...a very RAW nerve...with Bobby. Up until now when he began experiencing some pressure, he was content to sit back and focus more on his Role Play than actually participating in the actual game. Through Day 5, he had a total of 22 posts, half of which were RP nonsense not reflective of anything in the game...feel free to look through the yourselves and make your own conclusions.

Then there's this:
Bobby Newport wrote:Post #5 Of course I ask people to vote for me but let Chris do the- You know what? I have a hard time believing JR has ever seen this damn show. The fact that he's using that against me irritates me because it means I have to break the fourth wall. Break it against his skull.
I haven't seen someone's demeanor change this quick since I tried taking a shrimp off Ron's plate at April and Andy's surprise engagement party! Srsly dude, I can't even COUNT the number of times I've watched the show from beginning to end...it's a monthly thing I do to relax, tbqh....but you srsly need to step back, take a breath, realize this is just a silly game and rethink things before you threaten real or imaginary violence on anyone again...I get you were playing your Bobby role of silver-spoon whiney rich brat hard, but many of us have been able to incorporate the role play into playing a fun game.../rant

So I'm putting my money where my mouth is...I'm not going to say I'm planning on voting for Bobby...I AM VOTING FOR BOBBY! If I'm wrong, forgive me Pawnee because I'm sure 2 mafiosos will swoop in shortly to pile on their votes.
by Paprika
Wed Dec 07, 2016 5:23 pm
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: [END] Parks and Recreation Mafia
Replies: 718
Views: 31495

Re: [DAY 6] Parks and Recreation Mafia

For Aguilara's sake let's just say FOR THE MOMENT you are working on the side of Pawnee: the things you say about Andy makes total sense. AND he has been relentless about lynching peeps who turned out civ. AND numerous other players have called him out throughout the game. So in this instance, I could definitely see Andy being 50% of the remaining mafia team.

Now let's get our switch-on and say FOR THE MOMENT you are Eagleton scum: you're targeting the easiest/most misguided target remaining. Andy has more posts than Bobby so there's more things to pick from as well as pick apart. Andy has been front and center of everything while Bobby has remained in the shadows possibly treading water until his teammate shows up.

Now back to reality: I'm not saying your view is wrong or invalid. You make very good points. I'm just more on the side of Bobby being bad than Andy being the mafia...but only by a slight margin. Really for me ATM, it's too close to call..HEY! That's catchy...I should market that phrase that I just came up with....maybe to Boost mobile or Cricket wireess!!!
by Paprika
Wed Dec 07, 2016 4:47 pm
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: [END] Parks and Recreation Mafia
Replies: 718
Views: 31495

Re: [DAY 6] Parks and Recreation Mafia

I can see your point, Tommy "B", but it's like you are so D1 and the rest of us are D6...you're Destiny's Child and we're Beyonce...you're Bruce Jenner and we're Caitlyn...basically what I'm hittin' on is that there's not enough on you due to the sub-in to be able to get an alliance read on you, but truthfulnessly that's not to say I want to discount your opinion...I'm just not sure how much weight I wanna lend to it given the importance of today's vote...it's like the 7th season of Idol when the finale came down to the 2 Davids!

So you said that during the Chris lynch, Bobby went after Chris the most out of us remaining players, which I guess was MOSTLY true, but in the context of things it was ONE post out of 5 he made that day:

Post #1 plz vote 4 me
Post #2 mafia just give up I wanna win
Post #3 names Leslie and Chris mafia, split 50/50 but always attacks Leslie first
Post #4 asks for a town read
Post #5 last post of day and it again begins asking for peeps to vote for him but let Chris do the job (???)

So everything else you posted above came AFTER the results of Chris' lynching yet he claims he was pivotal in that day...I just don't see how 1 lackluster post out of 5 with only a minor/singular reason or argument behind it can be seen as even influential much less PIVOTAL. Again, you may be TECHNICALLY correct in that he "went after" Chris most, but that's like saying he was a dwarf among midgets!
by Paprika
Wed Dec 07, 2016 11:00 am
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: [END] Parks and Recreation Mafia
Replies: 718
Views: 31495

Re: [DAY 6] Parks and Recreation Mafia

Andy, Bobby, Donna, Tom....2 of you have been playin' the rest of us for fools! The problem here is that all the analysis we can try and do is gonna be flawed because of the early non-participation of Tom "A" Haverford. Now Tom "B" Haverford SEEMS like he is on the side of us loyal Pawneeans but he could just as easily be playing some MAJOR damage control. Unfortunately, trying to get a read on him is gonna be that much harder which reduces his possible team options for each of us by half...

So here's what I see from the other 3 shortys:
Andy- Begins the game calling Leslie an imposter...RELENTLESSLY. Starts D2 with "guys leslie bill ron" (no explanation or reason given, all 3 turned out civ), continues pursuit against Leslie (ALL DAY LONG) like a Reasonablist pursues the coming of Zorp. Starts D3 where D2 left off: more Leslie attacks, finally listens to ron to think about someone OTHER than Leslie but makes more attacks on Leslie first calling her a flip-flopper, says ron is talking smart but still puts Leslie on his list above Chris and GAry (Jerry), apologizes to ben for "slighting him" saying he wants everyone to vote Leslie still and that he has given other reads (which he REALLY hadn't), ends day voting Leslie. D4 changes lanes (only slightly) sayin "lynch jerry then leslie", says the votes from D3 make jerry look worse than Leslie (first sign of backing off the Leslie attacks), says he is good with either lynch (not sure if this is referring to his leslie/jerry post or Jerry's suspision of Ben meaning a Ben or Jerry lynch???), makes note of Donna flip-flopping on Leslie to MAYBE save Jerry, ended up voting Jerry (2nd to vote jerry, 3rd vote overal). D5 begins responding to Bobby saying between Ben Donna and himself Donna is the baddia, responds to Jerry calling for Ben lynch saying "u first m8", calls for Donna to vote Jerry, agrees with an analysis done by Ben, calls for Jerry Lynch then Donna next, claims as a high poster (though 90% of them lck any real substance) he'll be the next one to die (helpless civvie ruse???), asks if anyone else besides he and ben are still playing and bullies Donna again to vote Jerry, says Donna is trapped no matter who she chooses to vote for, calls out to me and bro-migo Tom claiming he and Ben have posted "EXTENSIVELEY" over 2 pages about Jerry and Donna (in reality it was really only Ben), replies to ben saying if Donna is civ then of Tom/Bobby/J-RizzleRalphio Bobby is the bad guy, (at this point Tom "B" Haverford is introduced and comes out against andy) gets ultra defensive at Tom's suspisions, says he's been going after jerry for more than just this day, refutes Tom caliming he's buddying Ben with a very "NoU" response, throws Donna under the bus referencing her leslie flip-flop, calims he voted Jerry FIRST if he remembers correctly (he didn't...he voted 2nd after Leslie), attacks Tom for not having read the thread after casting a vote against him, ends D5 saying he and Ben are the only active civs and " somehow donna isn't bad and you(Tom???) are." The dillio I'm scopin' on Mr. Johnny Karate here is that he ruthlessly and blindly was attacking Leslie and Jerry never ONCE really relenting or even stopping to consider rethinking things even after Leslie turned up civ and makes many claims at his actions/activties/analysis, but while he has been active, outside of D5 which recorded his LONGEST posts (mostly defending himself against New Tom's accusations) everything he said was a sentence or two per post (if that even sometimes).

Bobby- Nothing much of substance D1, NOTHING on D2, starts D3 asking people to vote FOR HIM, first call-out is on D3 against Leslie (named first) and Chris (possibly distancing due to Chris' impending lynch) and ends up being the 3rd person to vote for Chris. Starts D4 patting himself on the back for calling Chris bad (possibly more distancing), says "If Leslie isn't bad, then Donna is for saying things I don't like." but doesn't elaborate more, in his next post says if the vote was between Jerry & Ben he would vote Ben and ends the day saying Jerry should be more defensive. Comes out D5 talking bout a power vacuum needing filled (???), distrusts Ben, Donna and Andy IN THAT ORDER, claims to be PIVOTAL in lynching Chris (never made a strong argument), says sorry-not sorry about leslie, answers Ben's question saying he trusts Jerry, and ends D5 saying he's gonna vote Jerry cuz everyone else is. Overall, my thoughts on B-Newp is that he never really posted anything of depth or insight and his posts/votes seemed blendier than an ice-cold marg...

Donna- Starts D1 saying she trusts April's miller claim, initial read is April/Ron/Ben are good Leslie/Ann/Andy less so but still ok and nothing on anyone else, ends day voting Bill (last to vote him, 2nd to last overall). Begins D2 responding to April calling her vote lame Ron's concerns about Ann saying she thinks Ann is ok, calling out Tom "A" and addressing Andy's leslie-tunnel-vision as "curious", continues responding to April's suspisions of her, reiterates her D1 read on people, concerned about Tom's one and only post as well as Chris's (supposed to be Andy's) leslie fixation and calls out the no-posters Jamm and Bobby, corrects her Andy/Chris error and goes on to say Chris is "blendy", ends D2 voting for Jamm (1st for Jamm, 5th overall). Resonds to Ann D3 for her breakdown on peeps, explains her Jamm vote, says Leslie looks town, opinion of Chris is looking worse and agrees/suggests he'd be a good lynch, calls out Bobby and Tom "A" again for no/low posting, slams yours truly as immersed in RP and brainless, concerned about Jerry and says either he or Chris will get her vote, ends day voting Chris (5th for him, 7th overall). D4 has her supposrting Leslie's claim that the Jerry and Chris votes could be distancing and engages Andy to explain his chronic Leslie-itis and his switch to Jerry, responds to Bobby's quasi-suspish of her (semi "NoU" defense in return), confronts Andy's obsession w/Leslie and defends Jerry as a patsy with a sudden flip on voting for Leslie (last to vote for her AND overall, tied up vote). Only 2 posts D5, neither very substantive, first explaining her revious vote and 2nd exlaing why she hadn't posted and included a "rush vote" for Jerry. So IMHO the sitch on Meagle is that she's really been ALL OVER THE PLACE! She claims she makes quality posts rather than quantities of them but that can be easily debated. She's flip-flopped on a number of peeps too making her either an incompetent baddie or a confused civ.

There's no doubt this is a key moment in our history...like when Kim Kardashian became a celeb after her sex tape was "leaked"...despite Andy constantly leading us down the wrong roads, I think the stronger case is against Bobby, TBQH....

OMG...that was intense! I'm srsly not used to writing more than 140 characters at a time...so this has been like A BAJILLION tweets! Is that a record?
by Paprika
Mon Dec 05, 2016 6:41 am
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: [END] Parks and Recreation Mafia
Replies: 718
Views: 31495

Re: [DAY 5] Parks and Recreation Mafia

In the words of FLO RIDA: this game "spins my head right round, RIGHT ROUND!"

I'm not sure WHO to trust at this point...so lets do a li'l brickety-brackety-bippity-boppity-BREAKDOWN!!!

Day 4 started out with a Leslie post saying Chris and Jerry were trying to distance themselves and she was the lead-off voter against Jer-bear...Bobby followed it up saying he called chris bad and that leslie was his partner...andy then said to lynch jerry first, then leslie...jerry made 2 single-line statements: ben bad, don't lynch me...ben parks a vote for jerry...Donna questions Bobby's and andy's suspicions of leslie...they both respond...I provide an amuse-bouche of Leslie's previous posts...ron agrees with my conclusion...jerry attacks ben more but vote leslie for self-preservation...

That's basically how day 4 started...when it got closer to the end, bobby says he thinks between ben and Jerry (OMG...LIKE THE ICE CREAM DUDES!!!), ben is bad, but later doesn't like a comment Jerry makes ...

in her dying words leslies make sthe following statements:
there's a Chris, Jerry Donna connnection.
If she's wrong about donna, then look to ben...and also ben has been cheating on her???...

Here's what concerns me...Andy was against leslie from the beginning and when we find out she's civ, he locks down just as hard on Jerry, whom he has also said is bad for almost as long. If he was wrong about Leslie, couldn't he be wrong about Jerry too?

Ben is in favor of lynching jerry, but apparently Leslie had some mild suspicions of Ben...so is it possible that Ben and Andy are the two mafia we are looking for and Jerry is their easy target?...But Leslie also thought Jerry and Donna are the last 2 baddies...

Bobby and Jerry seem to be both distancing themsleves while supporting each other...could this be the bad team-up?

and just to make sure no stone is left unturned, the former-bff-formerly-known-as-TomHaverford is basically a non-participant who could possibly be in cahoots with a talkative participant as the baddie team....

Looking through all, the scenarios, the name I see grabbing the most headlines here is Jerry...so I think that's where my votes gonna go...

linki: speak of the Devil WEaring Prada...!
by Paprika
Fri Dec 02, 2016 4:34 pm
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: [END] Parks and Recreation Mafia
Replies: 718
Views: 31495

Re: [DAY 4] Parks and Recreation Mafia

Ben Wyatt wrote:And it looks like the swing vote's going to be...Tom Haverford.

Terrific.
by Paprika
Thu Dec 01, 2016 11:57 pm
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: [END] Parks and Recreation Mafia
Replies: 718
Views: 31495

Re: [DAY 4] Parks and Recreation Mafia

Leslie Knope wrote: First of all you're disgusting and it would never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever happen in a million years.
That's not a nope Knope! What say later tonight we discuss some possibilities: I bring the wine, you bring the FINE! If TomTom ever shows back up he can hook us up with that jacuzzi limo and we can do a little-scrub-a-dub-dub clean you up in the hottub, you dirty girl you! :hug:
by Paprika
Thu Dec 01, 2016 5:25 pm
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: [END] Parks and Recreation Mafia
Replies: 718
Views: 31495

Re: [DAY 4] Parks and Recreation Mafia

LOVIN' the new threads, R-truth! #ballin' #getchasome
by Paprika
Thu Dec 01, 2016 5:43 am
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: [END] Parks and Recreation Mafia
Replies: 718
Views: 31495

Re: [DAY 4] Parks and Recreation Mafia

For serious, I think we need to recognize the advice Andy's been giving us since Day1....Leslie is bad, and here's why (srsly, can't remember evr being this lucid since I tried E for the first time shortly after my Bar Mitzvah) She seemed off a bit in the start, but most first day reads can be ALL SORTS of wiggety-wiggety-wiggety-whack, right? But over the next couple days, here's a breakdown of what I'm scopin':
D2: suspects ron and andy, eyes jerry, says Chris is hard to get a read on, votes ron but later changes it to Ben and shortly thereafter says it'll go to Tom or Jerry (like the cartoon! LOL)finally landing on Jerry and then disses YOURS TRULY calling me an Eagletonian carsalseman or soething which is really masking how much she relly wants a ride on the J-R EXPRESS with stops at arousal and exhilaration station!...but I digress...at the end of the day she says "It's more likely Jeremy's bad than me. You guys forced my hand." and follows that up with
Leslie Knope wrote:I really hope Jamm's bad. Otherwise we just voted for two civvies. He's on my suspicious list anyway, so if I survive then we'll know for sure.
...JJ later turns up civ,but not before Leslie is quick to point out:
Leslie Knope wrote:Let the record show it was April and Ron who waited until the last minute to vote for me.
So basically in the span of a day, the Knopester throws 5 different people under the bus! That just don't smell right to me, and I should know having been the PERSONAL scentier to none other than Mr. Dennis FEINSTEIN himself!

I think she was targeting Jerry because he's yur typical shy, quiet simpleton who would make a GREAT patsy and Ron because he was the most vocal threat after April (who had been all but confirmed as civ) and Ann, who was later taken out after making a hard push against Leslie & Chris on D3.
by Paprika
Tue Nov 29, 2016 7:52 pm
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: [END] Parks and Recreation Mafia
Replies: 718
Views: 31495

Re: [DAY 3] Parks and Recreation Mafia

Ann Perkins wrote:Alright I"m here, if anyone has any questions for me.
I'll go pull up previous questions
If your boy-toy C-Traeg bites it tonight, yu wanna get wet with sound on the dance floor with me at the Snakehole Lounge tonight? #mourningglory
by Paprika
Tue Nov 29, 2016 6:44 am
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: [END] Parks and Recreation Mafia
Replies: 718
Views: 31495

Re: [DAY 3] Parks and Recreation Mafia

WOOOOOAAAAAA....whaaaaaaattttt?!??!? Haz every1 been drinking Pawnee tapwater today cuz it's gone str8up CRAYCRAY in here!!!

I didn't get Andy's suspish of Leslie, but I kinda think I'm startin' to see it...especially after this sound bite right before yesterday's finale...
Leslie Knope wrote:I really hope Jamm's bad. Otherwise we just voted for two civvies. He's on my suspicious list anyway, so if I survive then we'll know for sure.

That just struck me as not very cool...even for a square like Knope!

And what's the deal with Bobby? He's persona no grotto for most of the time and now wants to up his Q rating by asking for votes?

Then there's all the Chris talk...he's a beautiful specimen of a man, but all his recent lengthy rants are worse than sitting through an Eagletonian Opera: they both REEK of drama!!!

I'm not much of a bandwagon jumper...more of a taste maker/trend setter....but I think my vote will either go t oChris or Leslie today...
by Paprika
Fri Nov 25, 2016 6:56 pm
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: [END] Parks and Recreation Mafia
Replies: 718
Views: 31495

Re: [DAY 2] Parks and Recreation Mafia

Well if I had a gun to my head (you don't have a gun on you, do you Ron?), I think I'd have to go Andy right now...
by Paprika
Fri Nov 25, 2016 12:29 pm
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: [END] Parks and Recreation Mafia
Replies: 718
Views: 31495

Re: [DAY 2] Parks and Recreation Mafia

Chris Traeger wrote:I would really like to hear more from Jeremy Jamm, Bobby Newport, Donna Meagle, Tom Haverford, and Jean-Ralphio Sapperstein. Conversation is like lubricant for friendship!
You got it Cray-Tray! I'm all about the networkin' and hook-ups....

So check it: yesterday after I got my gobble-on, I hit the couch, turned on the 4k and hit-up Netflix to binge me some House of Cards to help figure this whole thing out...but it was ♪ ♯ BOOOORRRING AS HEEEEEELLLLLLLL ♫. Srsly, it gave me a migrane like after the first 5 min. So instead, I switched to SlurpHD for some classic epis of Survivor....
Jerry Gergich wrote:Looking at these files all day, I have to say that I think the killer is someone who posts a lot, and that it's very likely that at least one voter for Bill was bad. Cross referencing the two leads me to Ben, Ann, Chris, or Ron. Ron is just such a great guy, and after reading some more of his posts, I think I have to trust him for now.
Way to make a daring claim Jer-bear....that's about as exciting as a vacay to Muncie! Next you're gonna say the sky is blue, the sun's gonna come up in the east or that Kanye is the most underrated genius of our time! :haha:

So here's what I'm thinkin'...sexy Dexy was a RL bad boy and flipped civ-civ, right? So we can't really assume just cuz someone is a fan-fave that they'd be civ here too. That got me to lookin' at the guest list and the only two ass-hats on the list (besides sexy dexy) are Jammy-Jamm and Bobby-boy, neither of whom are lightin' up these pages...

Speakin' of puttin' this place on blast notice, Ben, Ron and Ann are the clear leaders, IMO. They could either be throwin' stuff against the walls to flush the birds from the brush or tryin' to create as much chaos to hide their own dark designs.

FYI- April scares me and last time I said something not nice against her, she paid Orin to follow me around for a week...then she stabbed me in the leg with my own tablet stylus!

I don't understand most of what Chris is sayin' but he's so handsome sayin' it I feel I can trust him.

Andy's got some sick jamz :workit: but his comments about Le-le kinda makes me :confused: :shrug: Then there was also this:
Andy Dwyer wrote:ok
i am scared of that darthart guy watching us. watch out for that
i think leslie might be an imposter
and i'm not sure how i feel about chris yet. Sometimes he talks the coolests sentences though
given the Dex results, this makes me :eye:
A'ight, I think that's all I got ATM, so I'm gonna blaze and pitch and idea to Dennis Feinstein for a fragrance that can also be a shot in the clubs...I call it COLOGNEAC!
by Paprika
Thu Nov 24, 2016 5:04 am
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: [END] Parks and Recreation Mafia
Replies: 718
Views: 31495

Re: [DAY 2] Parks and Recreation Mafia

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!?!? Craig was Po-Po?!?!?!?! Daaaaaayum son....I guess that explains why he'd be screamin' all the time....

Now, has anybody heard from my boy Tommy Dreamer??? I'm gettin' worried cuz it ain't like him to be silent for this long...I hope she hasn't hooked up with my sis again....cuz she's the ♫WOOOOOORRRRRRRST!!!♪...
by Paprika
Tue Nov 22, 2016 3:57 am
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: [END] Parks and Recreation Mafia
Replies: 718
Views: 31495

Re: [DAY 1] Parks and Recreation Mafia

I'm voting for my boy Tommy cuz he's got the DOPEST ideas and ♪ I can ride his coattails all the way to the WHIIIIITE HOOOOOUUUUUUUSE! ♪
by Paprika
Mon Nov 21, 2016 1:57 pm
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: [END] Parks and Recreation Mafia
Replies: 718
Views: 31495

Re: [DAY 1] Parks and Recreation Mafia

So is this like a popularity election cuz I am SO the man for you!

♫ J to the R to the -Alphio, a vote for Jean-Ralph is the way to go!
Bustin' hot rhymes with his mad fresh flow and pimpin' round town in his Camry Toyo...ta...♫ :sigh:
by Paprika
Mon Nov 21, 2016 5:14 am
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: [END] Parks and Recreation Mafia
Replies: 718
Views: 31495

Re: [DAY 1] Parks and Recreation Mafia

'Sup party people...'sup Ron-Song! What game we playing? Beer pong, jello wrestling, naked twister? I don't care....IM.IN! Now what sexy ladies want me to dagger them on the dance floor... UHNNN CH-CH-CH BOUNCE...BOUNCE BOUNCE!

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