The Syndicate

Robot Mafia wrote: If you are as much of a lady's man as you tell me that you are then you should have no trouble explaining to me how you feel about the martian girl, Amy Wong.

The family Wong are wealthy, to be sure, but they have squandered their good fortune on things like, ugh, farming and hard work. I've never once seen them at the opera or in any of my Turkish baths.

As for their daughter, she works a thankless, not to say needless, job at a delivery company, yet she lacks even the eergy to come in here and defend herself. Oh folly! Oh tra la la!

Robot Devil wrote:I rather think we could strike a deal, Robot Mafia. I shall give you your army of the damned and not vote for you and in return I ask just one thing, just one itty-bitty thing: your firstborn son!

Oh, and that you don't vote for me.

Oooh, a solid gold violin! How delightfully excessive!

What is your opinion of the news monster, fellow robot?

The news monster is entirely too tightly wound. He needs to relax with something... decadent.

Or perhaps just a lynch vote. He's spoiling my mellow.

Robot Mafia wrote:Now it has come to my attention that recently there was an explosion in the vicinity of this planet upon which we are currently located. I intend to find out who did this and plug 'em. Then unplug 'em.

So you think it was this guy what says he's the godfather?

I do not. Whoever did this is likely to be incognito at this time.

I to express grave doubts about that doughy Jamaican's claim. No doubt he is the sort who revels in punishment for its own sake. I've known a few of the sort, believe me...

Amy Wong wrote:Nooooooo, Kif!! How could you leave me alone with all of these old men?? Bleckkkk!

Age is merely a state of mind, my dear. Mwahahaha!

Zapp Brannigan wrote: I am sexy.

Mmmm, you don't say! I shall send for some olive oil.

Let the games begin!