The Syndicate

I am the hero of the show, why would I kill Leela and Bender and Dr. Zoidberg or anyone else for that matter? I wouldn't associate with Zapp Brannigan or the Robot Devil, not in a million lifetimes. This is my best defense. I urge you, please, vote for anyone but me. What show? You're so delusional...

Tings I nevah tought I would say: votin' Nixon. He cleahly didn't realize dat I claimed earliah, and if he's bad den dat explains why I'm still alive today. Also he's de only one left besides me who didn't vote Zapp on Day 2. Again, I have no special knowledge, so don't follow me blindly, but dat's...

MORBO IS HERE! HE WAS SIMPLY BUSY FOR MOST OF THE DAY! MORBO FINDS RICHARD NIXON'S VOTING PATTERN THE MOST SUSPICIOUS! IN ADDITION, THE CRUSTACEOUS DOCTOR VOICED WILLINGNESS TO EXAMINE NIXON MORE CLOSELY SHORTLY BEFORE DYING! PERHAPS THE PRESIDENT KILLED ZOIDBERG TO PREVENT HIM FROM FURTHER INVESTI...

Putting pressure on Hermes

Arooooooooo

Looking on the bright side, that Scruffy janitor can probably clean the floors for Robot Devil down in the depths. Im sorry, lad. I'll issue a presidential pardon. Fry-I voted to lynch both Zapp and Robot Devil. I started the Zapp train and went after Robot Devil early as well. Tell me again why I w...

Fry wrote:Forgot about you!

Scruffy
Robert Nixon's Head
Morbo
Nibbler
Professoe Farnsworth

I don't trust a head that exists with my family namesake. The Nixon name will not be tarnished, hell or high watergate.


Arooooooooooo

I would rather vote for Hubert Humphrey to get the chair than the ones in the poll.
But if I had to make a presidential decree with the choices I've been given, I'll choose Scruffy for forgetting to dust the dead body trunk in the Oval Office closet.

My friends, could it be of interest to mention that only our robot friends have been killed during the night phases so far? Not really, doesn't seem to me like there's a secret win condition. Aren't we playing a regular matrix game? Also, you have to remember Robot Devil was scum. We are (presumabl...

Scruffy wrote:Hmm... Captain only mentioned afew names... Nixon was amongst them.

Aren't you the guy that mops my Oval Office?

Agnew! Agnew! We need a much more thorough vetting process L with our janitorial staff.

Remind me to forget to pay you your year's salary, Scruffy.

That lynch was more interesting than the 1968 election cycle, and he night kill was less interesting than the 2180 election cycle. We all remember the tyranny of Bill Clinton's Head. We all know the election was rigged in his favor that year. Robot Mafia! Your crimes include bootlegging, murder, rac...

Good move killing a human. Stupid humans. Where my non human lifeforms at!?!?! As for the perpetrators of these hilariously heinous acts...don't get between me and my vices! I need outta this bubble. Just give me time to figure out which humans I hate more after the Day 1 activities. -Bender Bendin...

I see you all have got a..."head" start on me while I was away! Hwuwuwuwuwuwueh Let it be known that all perpetrators of violence will be swiftly punished by Vice President Agnew; it is my presidential decree that all bad robots, humans and cyborgs must let their presence be known, or els...

I see you all have got a..."head" start on me while I was away! Hwuwuwuwuwuwueh Let it be known that all perpetrators of violence will be swiftly punished by Vice President Agnew; it is my presidential decree that all bad robots, humans and cyborgs must let their presence be known, or else...

Sloonei wrote:How was it, Bob?

Delightful. They have something there they call "spaghetti." Isn't that just ethnic? It's wonderful, really.

I went to Italy once.

Bart Simpson in my nightmares.

Is there anything else I need to do? Besides murder Bart Simpson, I mean.

Okay, here's the "skinny." If you want to win tomorrow then the only way to do so is to parole one of the following prisoners: Prisoner 208986 Prisoner 277058 Prisoner 413022 Prisoner 483934 Prisoner 640326 Prisoner 813142 Prisoner 920077 These seven prisoners were all present during the ...

I consider myself a learned fellow. I have no understanding of what is occurring.

I understand you need someone killed. Is it Bart Simpson? No. Of course not. I need to determine who I trust. Give me a moment.

Sloonei wrote:Sorry, that question was like a field full of rakes waiting to be stepped on.

Ughughughughugh

Sloonei wrote:

Prisoner 371724 wrote:Hi.

A fresh one. Nero or Epi?

Ah. I'll take the Nero. Very tasty. Send the bill to my room, thank you.

Ughughughughugh.

She hung up.

I said Hi Mother!

Hi.