The Syndicate

Fry wrote:I am the hero of the show, why would I kill Leela and Bender and Dr. Zoidberg or anyone else for that matter? I wouldn't associate with Zapp Brannigan or the Robot Devil, not in a million lifetimes. This is my best defense. I urge you, please, vote for anyone but me.

What show?

You're so delusional, you think this is a game. Losing is not a game that I want to be a part of, and if Nibbler isn't bad, then you are. But I'm keeping it on Nibbler for now

Hermes Conrad wrote:Tings I nevah tought I would say: votin' Nixon.

He cleahly didn't realize dat I claimed earliah, and if he's bad den dat explains why I'm still alive today. Also he's de only one left besides me who didn't vote Zapp on Day 2.

Again, I have no special knowledge, so don't follow me blindly, but dat's mah 2 cents.

Unfortunately, it was an oversight from my advisors that I missed that claim. Such that I have changed my vote- to an illegal alien that has fallen silent and brooding. It could be anywhere! Brereeraaaaaaarrr!

Agnew!! Have congress draft a new bill detailing military conscription to all foreign-bodies aliens. That'll show the Chinese!

Do not vote for me in the lynch poll: I am not a crook.
Vote for me in the next election if you want to keep this country great again.

Morbo wrote:MORBO IS HERE! HE WAS SIMPLY BUSY FOR MOST OF THE DAY!

MORBO FINDS RICHARD NIXON'S VOTING PATTERN THE MOST SUSPICIOUS! IN ADDITION, THE CRUSTACEOUS DOCTOR VOICED WILLINGNESS TO EXAMINE NIXON MORE CLOSELY SHORTLY BEFORE DYING! PERHAPS THE PRESIDENT KILLED ZOIDBERG TO PREVENT HIM FROM FURTHER INVESTIGATION!

*VOTES RICHARD NIXON'S HEAD!*

That is simply not true. I don't eat crawfish: only microcellular organisms these days.

It wasn't the talking octopus that said he was looking to investigate. It was Scruffy, who I found to be lacking. Boy, was I wrong!

What specifically about my voting pattern does the mainstream media think is suspicious?

Also I switched my vote to

Nibbler

upon learning that I missed the mason claim by Hermes.

Putting pressure on Hermes

Arooooooooo

Looking on the bright side, that Scruffy janitor can probably clean the floors for Robot Devil down in the depths. Im sorry, lad. I'll issue a presidential pardon.

Hermes Conrad wrote:

Fry wrote:

Nibbler wrote:Fry-I voted to lynch both Zapp and Robot Devil. I started the Zapp train and went after Robot Devil early as well. Tell me again why I would do that if I was on the same team as them?

I thought in these here website if one of your teammates win your faction wins Syndicate points, so people here bus each other more.

I will vote for Scruffy! I still think my role-story-alignment case is awesome!

Dat's a good point, Fry! No one can be immune from suspicion.

I will vote fah de Professah. Again, it's pure gut, but I feel more strongly about him den Scruffy.

Bold words for a foreigner. How do we know you even have your green card to be working legally in this country? Why, even Senator Ballzonchin is a citizen, and he's a filthy Coffee Party Robotican.

Tell me about why you were so adamant the janitor was not working to overthrow this government we all know and love. But speak up! The cryogenic fluid makes it hard to hear.

Fry wrote:Forgot about you!

Scruffy
Robert Nixon's Head
Morbo
Nibbler
Professoe Farnsworth

I don't trust a head that exists with my family namesake. The Nixon name will not be tarnished, hell or high watergate.


Arooooooooooo

I would rather vote for Hubert Humphrey to get the chair than the ones in the poll.
But if I had to make a presidential decree with the choices I've been given, I'll choose Scruffy for forgetting to dust the dead body trunk in the Oval Office closet.

Fry wrote:

Dr. Zoidberg wrote:

Fry wrote:

Dr. Zoidberg wrote:My friends, could it be of interest to mention that only our robot friends have been killed during the night phases so far?

Not really, doesn't seem to me like there's a secret win condition. Aren't we playing a regular matrix game? Also, you have to remember Robot Devil was scum.

We are (presumably), however I was considering it from a role play angle.

Who would kill the robots?

Robots funded my last campaign, and supplied me with a lifetime supply of mouthwash.

But my advisors always said that those that are closest to you will eventually turn into evil robots. So here we are.

Scruffy wrote:Hmm... Captain only mentioned afew names... Nixon was amongst them.

Aren't you the guy that mops my Oval Office?

Agnew! Agnew! We need a much more thorough vetting process L with our janitorial staff.

Remind me to forget to pay you your year's salary, Scruffy.

That lynch was more interesting than the 1968 election cycle, and he night kill was less interesting than the 2180 election cycle. We all remember the tyranny of Bill Clinton's Head. We all know the election was rigged in his favor that year.

Nibbler wrote:

Robot Devil wrote:Robot Mafia! Your crimes include bootlegging, murder, racketeering, shooting a porno without the use of a condom in LA, and worst of all..............TAX EVASION!

This vote was made (on confirmed town) right before Zapp (confrimed scum) was lynched. I need to hear a lot more from Robot Devil.

Robot Devil


Also, I'd like to compliment both Zapp and Robot Mafia for excellent role play!!

I support these early votes for robotic perpetrators of violence, and the devil definitely classifies. This is how Zapp Branigsn was captured, and I can see that his vote could be seen as a glaring defense. I am voting Robot Devil and ask him to be judged by the cloud court for his actions, not his words. He is a crook, unlike me. (On a side note- vote Nixon in this year's election cycle and we'll make this country great again.)

Arooooooooooo

Robot Mafia wrote:

Bender wrote:Good move killing a human. Stupid humans. Where my non human lifeforms at!?!?!

As for the perpetrators of these hilariously heinous acts...don't get between me and my vices! I need outta this bubble. Just give me time to figure out which humans I hate more after the Day 1 activities.

-Bender Bending Rodriguez

I like this guy's lack of style.

Your prejudices are what's bringing down this country.

Friends, headless friends, and full-bodied heads alike: we must stop this robot Mafia scum and all robots alike before they realizes how fragile humans really are and stage a coup! Vote Robot Mafia. I want to make New New York great again, starting with building a giant wall-

Oh- what's that? My mic's on?

Oh.

I would like to redact what I said earlier about robots being all scum. I don't need another Watergate, Vote for me for the election, not to be killed.

Aroooooooooooooo

Dr. Zoidberg wrote:

Richard Nixon's Head wrote:I see you all have got a..."head" start on me while I was away!
Hwuwuwuwuwuwueh

Let it be known that all perpetrators of violence will be swiftly punished by Vice President Agnew; it is my presidential decree that all bad robots, humans and cyborgs must let their presence be known, or else I will mock them into the 8th sun of Darnassus.

Aroooooooooooooooooooooooo

Oh, I'm being ignored again.

Holy Eisenhower- a talking octopus! I'm gonna be rich when I capture and exploit you

I see you all have got a..."head" start on me while I was away!
Hwuwuwuwuwuwueh

Let it be known that all perpetrators of violence will be swiftly punished by Vice President Agnew; it is my presidential decree that all bad robots, humans and cyborgs must let their presence be known, or else I will mock them into the 8th sun of Darnassus.

Aroooooooooooooooooooooooo