Epignosis wrote:DrWilgy wrote:There being role claiming and info dumping allowed means USE that mechanic to the best of it's ability.
You mean like this?
I am not James Vega. I lied.
I am the fucking Terminator.
I am Zodac, the Cosmic Enforcer.
I am the God of Cylons.
I have no allegiance to anybody...yet.
Tuck and roll bitches? Please. I am metal. I don't tuck or roll.
I am here to judge. And
dissipate.
There was no second kill Night 1. So you say. I don't agree. It's likely I was the target and dissipated it. Ironically, instead of being worshiped like the mechanical god I am, people voted for me.
I like that.
Can you imagine why?
James Vega does not exist, for he is not in the database. I falsely claimed to be him, knowing that if someone tried to kill me, that team would
know I was lying about "tuck and roll."
Tuck and roll - You will be immune to all non-lethal night actions this night.
That says
non-lethal. I should be dead if a team tried to take me out.
But I'm not dead.
What a shame. You know what else is a shame?
Humans.
Humans exhibit qualities of anger and revenge. It's sad really, but I am using that to my advantage: If anyone from the team that tried to kill me knew I was lying, they probably suspected I was on the other team. They may have believed I am Soverign or the Illusive Man, for instance, who survives the first kill against him.
To put it in the simplest terms:
If someone tried to kill me, that team knows I lied when I said "Tuck and roll bitches." They know my "claim" was fake. Votes against me then, are attempts to gain credibility by lynching mafia, but I'm not mafia.
Long Con's reaction to my initial Vega claim (and being nervous
) makes me most suspicious of him. He didn't vote for me until after I claimed (I didn't claim
). He wants to lynch me so he can get credit for lynching mafia...only I'm not mafia.
I'm machine.
Tuck and roll bitches.
My initial plan was to withhold all this until exactly one hour before the end of the Day. Instead I think it's best that I'm giving the civilians a chance to actually do something right. If you don't, oh well, but it doesn't concern me. I don't care if I get lynched, because if I do, I can be aligned with the Reapers and that fucks you out of a lynch against them, thereby improving my own chance to win. I'm telling you this now so that you, Alliance people, get your heads out of your asses and make me want to align with you. The downside is that I probably kept one of you alive last Night by absorbing the Night kill target and now I cannot repeat the procedure because I will not be targeted. Oh well. I don't like the bad logic I've seen today. Do better.
Right now my projections currently predict the civilians getting positively
hosed.
You have the opportunity to change that.
The question is
C:\WILLYOU>_